Sailor Attitude’s Quotes to Live By:

1. Training starts at the crack of noon.

2. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

3. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

4. You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

5. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?

6. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

7. I just met a wonderful new man. He's fictional but you can't have everything.

8. There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

9. There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

10. Imagination is more important than knowledge.

11. I could say that men have monthly problems too, but then I’d be lying. It’s more like weekly.

12. I don’t have anger management issues…I manage to get angry just fine.

Are you tired of those sissy friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath ... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth.

Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...

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51 Ways to Annoy Sesshomaru

1. Introduce him to the Modern Era…and his modern fangirls.

2. Question his gender openly in front of Inuyasha and gang. (especially when they’re fighting.)

3. Follow him around poking his moko-moko.

4. When he asks why you are poking, say “Fluffy” in a retarded blonde voice.

5. Tell him he can get his arm back by dying his hair hot pink.

6. Ask him how a filthy hanyou managed to cut his arm off.

7. Rig Tokijin’s sheath. (Use your imagination!)

8. Just leave him stranded on an island with Jaken. He’ll go crazy soon enough.

9. Give him a 10-foot tall mohawk.

10. Kidnap Rin.

11. Invite him to “Mrs. Prissypuss’ Tea Party Bonanza”.

12. Tell him that rusty thumbtack acupuncture is the latest fad!

13. Ask him where he got his ears done.

14. “Cool eye shadow! Are you, like, Emo: Next Generation?”

15. MAKE HIM SMILE! USE A CAR JACK IF NECESSARY!

16. The one day out of every year that he’s sleeping, stuff his moko-moko with catnip. Laugh hysterically as he is torn apart by rabid, starved, alley cats.

17. Tell him Jaken is pregnant with Inuyasha Jr.

18. Chase him around singing “Sesshomaru and Kagura sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!”

19. Mention Tetsusaiga several times in one sentence.

20. Tie him mercilessly to a fragrant bush/tree and LYAO as he gets high.

21. Take him to the vet.

22. Get him fixed.

23. Buy him a dog food dish, and have it say, “For Little Fluffykins”

24. Introduce him to a pack of rabid raccoons.

25. Give him a tetanus shot. (Those are the ones they stick in your stomach. shudders)

26. Make him learn American politics.

27. “You know you have a skyscraper wrapped around your shoulder?”

28. “The doctor said you have a bookcase up your backside. You’re getting surgery in two days.”

29. “Accidentally” spill very hot coffee or (Red) wine on his spotless white haori, and stare to see if it cleans itself…

30. Tattoo stripes and a crescent moon on yourself, and then follow him around, copying the three words he says daily.

31. Send him a cat with a gift tag in its collar that says “Your Lonely-Old-Guy-Cat.”

32. Spray paint “I got my arm cut off by a hanyou!” on his back.

33. Get him a manicure.

34. Spray on tan + nametag that reads “Hola Amigos! I am Gordo!”

35. Get the crazy auntie down from the attic and prove with a rigged test that he’s related to Sesshy.

36. Take away the milk-bones!

37. Tie flowers into his hair (with the help of Rin, of course.)

38. Use cover-up on his stripes and moon, then dance around singing “He’s a real boy!” over and over and over…

39. Randomly shoot him with a taser.

40. Two words: Shock Collar.

41. Send him back to Pre-K.

42. Follow him around, talking like a mobster.

43. Give him your I-Pod. (He doesn’t know what it is, stupid!) Then, play Pantera at full volume straight into the buds.

44. Let him meet the French poodles.

45. Cut off his other arm.

46. Tell him a whole year of his life was a reality show.

47. Get a Rottweiler to pee on him.

48. Follow him around singing a very original one-note, one word song, entitled “Fluff”.

49. Ask him how you can annoy him.

50. Chocolate.

51. Do all of the above in one day.

(the previous fic was made by one of the best authors ive come across!) Kopali

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