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Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Samurai Champloo, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight. Fear not the darkness, merely what it hides... )O( Profile ReVamped as of 7/3/09 I've decided to keep my name as it is. Stuff about me: Likes: Reading, not dubbed anime, writing, drawing, color pencils, sour candy, Blades, training, animal medicine, cats, dogs, and Being Comfortable With Myself. Normal Stuff, nothing very interesting... Dislikes: SPIDERS, incompetent people...People coughmymomcough looking at me strage as I walk counterclockwise around my kitchen andor bathroom screaming, crusing, and laughing at the things I say to myself. Apperance: Tall, 6'and up. Brown hair, Blue eyes, Paino hands, Freckles, Not fat and not skinny. Fluffier now. Pretty normal I guess. Nothing strange or unusual. Unless you count dealing with the supernatural on a day to day basis. )O( Slash...is god send. I love it...ALL-...Well, lets just say Most of it. Those slash stories that instantly have them in bed...well, I like a little more to my manlovin stories than just lust and the whole, "UhnUhnUHn harder HARDER!!" If you as a writer cannot describe with your words what sounds they are making then I can't really see you as worth the small amount of time that I'm allowed online. )O( I have a problem with updating. When I first write and post, it's in the heat of the moment. My blood is pumping, my heart pounding, and the word flow more freely from me then then they ever do on the rare occasions I become inebriated. After that, well...I loose my spark until something/someone soaks me in gasoline and I go up like a matchstick with my rainbow lights looking like small suns. I'm sad when I can't update and I want to so badley that it hurts me. I DO Not like leaving my reader/reviews hanging. And while it might not seem like I appreciate those few that have reviewed me and spurred me on, seeing as I can't reply to them, I LOVE my reviews. They, the few that they are, are the ones I update most and hope to please with my sweat and digitalized ink. I honestly can't describe how much I appreciate you all. So Thankyou. Every Single One Of You. )O( I have now seen so many animes that I can't count and can't put down here... -.-' But damn, there's a lot. )O( Awesome books, in no particular order: Let us not even go there shall we? Let's just say that the number of books I've read that are awesome/amazing/astounding...are innumerable. )O( Sayings That I Live By And Other Unique Sayings. No Copyright infringment implied in the er...copy and pasting of these Sayings. What are you going to do to end the Silence? Silent for Lawrence King Please understand my reasons for not speaking today. I am participating in the Day of Silence (DOS), a nation youth movement bringing attention to the silence faced by lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people and their allies. My deliberate silence echoes that silence, which is caused by anti-LGBT bullying, name-calling, and harassment. This years DOS is held in memory of Lawrence King, a 15 year-old student who was killed in school because of his sexual orientation and gender expression. I believe that ending the silence is the first step toward building awareness and making a commitment to address these injustices. Think about the voices you ate not heating today. Let's make AV a safe place for all students. It was amazing. "Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, secretions spit out of every gland and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?" -Dr. Allison Cameron - House, M.D. "Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards." -Unknown "All I see in your sword is fear. If I dodge, I'm afraid of being hit. If I'm protecting someone, I'm afraid they'll die. If I attack, I'm afraid I'll cut them. There is no place for fear here. Do you see the resolve to cut you in my blade? If I dodge, I won't let you hit me. If I'm protecting someone, I won't let them die. If I'm attacking, I will cut you." -Urahara Kisuke to Kurosaki Ichigo, Bleach. Do more than exist, live. Oderint, dum metuant. -- Let them hate, so long as they fear. -Accius Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office. 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick. 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar. 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination. 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms." 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month." 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals. 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force." 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work." 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it. 16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast. 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways. 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor. 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort. 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy. 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling. 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell. 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. 28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees." 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. 30) I will not go to class skyclad. 31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core." 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion. 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends." 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends." 37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak. 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine. 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts. 40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck. 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus. 43) I will not lick Trevor. 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey." 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously. 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions. 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet. 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice. 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God. “Enter stranger, but take heed Thoughts on Gay Marriage! 1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage! 'We've got an educational system that's in the shitter, we've got a war going on, there's on thing after another, and what did our President think was important? Queers. That's what's important! That somehow, if we could stop the gays from getting married, everything else would turn out just fine! Everything would change - there'd be solar energy! The Sunni's and the Shiite's would lay down their arms: "He stopped the Queers! I love you too." I believe that the reason that it's difficult for the gay community to be integrated into this society at large, the way they should be, is because there are no champions for them in Congress or in the White House. And that is the way that every group of people has basically been integrated into society. That's the way it works. Instead, you have people like Rick Santorum, a senator from Pennsylvania, who says things that he should think and...shut his fucking mouth. You can go ahead and think it, that's fine, but you don't say aloud that homosexuality is a threat to the American family. Because that's prejudice. That's complete and utter prejudice and ignorance, on a level that is staggering at this point in time. It's very similar to the prejudice that the Jews faced when it was thought that during the first night of Passover that we would go into the Christian community and kidnap the firstborn of Christian families and kill it! And that, for those of you who don't realize, is bullshit! We would've kidnapped the child and made him work for us, and that's a big difference. Homosexuality is a threat to the American family, are you kidding me? How? No one ever explains it. How? It's like there's a Jehovah's Witnesses of Gaydom! "Hi, we're here and we're Queer, we're here and we're Queer!" "I brought swatches, I brought swatches!" But maybe I'm wrong! Maybe there are a group of Gay Banditos! Who get into a van everyday and wander from village to dell. And as night begins to fall, they go back into a suburban neighborhood, to that cul de sac, where only one house stands. And in the window, a young American family is just sitting down for their first meal. And these Queers...these Queers...don their black cloaks and hoods and matching pumps - very tasteful - and they charcoal up their faces and they sneak up to that house and open the door and start: FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS!! And another American family is destroyed! Lewis Black, Red White & Screwed Performance I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. “When you go home tonight and the lights have been turned out and you are afraid to look behind the curtains and you dread to see a face appear at the window—why, just pull yourself together and remember that after all there are such things.”— Bram Stoker, Dracula “What's coming will come and we'll just have to meet it when it does.”—J. K. Rowling “It isn’t where you came from, it’s where you’re going that counts.”—Ella Fitzgerald “I’m not an assassin; I’m a health alteration specialist with a permit for concealed weapons,” she said lightly. “Sounds much more positive than ‘assassin’, doesn’t it?”-Erica, Though Heaven Bar the Way /by: FlyingFish15 (Awesome Hellboy writer!) “If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.”—Niccolo Machiavelli “’Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world. Now could I drink hot blood and do such bitter business as the day would quake to look on.”—Shakespeare, Hamlet “Cruelty is like bad manners; display it and be shunned. Engage in it and be shamed. Encourage in it and be nothing but an animal.”—Anonymous “Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harms we do, we do to ourselves.”—Mitch Albom The Idiot's Guide to Flaming -Stolen from Dagget (This is brilliant, I read this on YaoiRocks profile and thought damn I agree) Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame. Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules: 1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review. 2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.) 3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you! 4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing) 5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again! 6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off you're skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit. There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue. Thank you for taking the time to review the facts. I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance... "I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hate so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, that they will be forced to deal with pain."-James Baldwin You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _" (I remember so many of them...A true 90's kid. XD) Girls We all know or knew someone like this! One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.' I'm emo so I must cut my wrist. Repost this if you think stereotyping is wrong. Write in Bold what you are or just put them down. Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, We marry for Love. R e a l i t y "A Woman" This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time. It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved." Stop 4Kids! -Chuang Tzu- "I dreamed I was a butterfly, flitting around in the sky; then I awoke. Now I wonder: Am I a man who dreamt of being a butterfly, of am I a butterfly dreaming that I am a man?" "It is said that life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. This is truer for you than you know or can imagine." "You are that which I would be but cannot. You follow a path I dare not follow, You live a life that I shall not lead, for I have chosen another. You are one face of my soul among many. Each with their own purpose, will, and Spirit" -Chuang Tzu- l=lVl=l vs. l\ .M. /l I've gotta say, whoever took the time to do this is...devotive to the highest degree. But cool anyway, Go Mechs! )O( Message Board: 5/19/08= Oh, my god. ani-petit, I am so sorry! My computer was freaked up so I did get the haiku with the chocolate and cake. I also have the coughing one. I apologize for saying that you hadn't written me one. You did. 8/3/08= Yes! I have a story posted! The first chapter is just setting up the situation so...ya. :D Read it please! Note: As you can see this thing is so out of use. But I just can't bring myself to delete it, so, we'll keep the rotting piece of scrap metal. -'- 7/3/09= I am working on the third chapter of Made In Mako. I've got to say though, I am hating having to write this prelude before I can write the actual bloody peice of rotting bunny meat of the story that has zombified in my mind and is starting to eat at my soft tissue and is working to give me carpeltunnel. Naste little plotfuckers. -.- Glare )O( 'Till the Next Spin, Self. )O( "There is an art, or rather, a knack, to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -Douglas Adams. | |||||||||
1. Made In Mako » reviewsPrelude. She didn't want to fight, didn't want to die, didn't want the violence. But as she would soon come to find out; fighting was in her Blood, violence in her Nature, and death was in her Soul. She was Calamity. She was Made In Mako.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,597 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 6-23-09 - Sephiroth2. Of Sunflowers and Swords » reviewsThe Ronin, The Vagabond, and The Sunflower Girl. Drabbles.Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 7-29-09 - Jin & Mugen3. Confession of a CopRated for language. One-shot? He was the gay partner of the best cop in Gotham. Hell.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Published: 10-16-09 - J. Gordon