Hi, I'm Amanda The Great! (He he...) I decided Instead of writing a clever/SANE profile i would have a fake convo between me and the (CURRENTLY non-existent) local "Jacob Black haters" not so anonymous, anonymous group! (I am in Bold ANY Jacob Black hater is in Italics!)

HI! I'm Amanda, and i am an offical Jacob Black hater!

--In unison-- Hello Amanda!

I just hate Jacob Black SO much! Maybe i should just, i dont know, let it go that Bella "loved" him! --Sobs--

WHAT?! No, Amanda, No! Let your hate fester and boil inside you! --Evil laugh-- MO HA HA!!

Wow, you people really are crazy...BUT I LIKE IT!

--Amanda and the Jacob Black haters live happily ever after!--

Which is how my fake/semi-non-existent "I hate Jacob Black club" was formed! (and for you who are wondering, i am not crazy!...but really i'm not! lol)

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Links for pictures in my stories:

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Love is Blind:

Bella's First Day Outift:

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=2133458

Bella's Sunglasses:

I have these!...Well i did...I kind of broke them...
http://www.fossil.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=12052&catalogId=10052&categoryId=30007&parent_category_rn=30000&productId=22017750&N=0&imagePath=MS3756110

Love is Blind/Bella Day Outfits:

#1/Smell:
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=2504790

#2/Sound:
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=2506794

#3/Touch:
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=2506302

#4/ Taste:

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=2506250

"Singing in the Rain" Clip:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bkEvy-9yVyQ

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The Vamps:

Alice/Jasper’s Ball Gown/Tux:

Look at the bottom picture, where the dress is in pink and there is a guy in the picture! That’s their outfits!
http://www.simplydresses.com/dresses/detail.cfm?key=290949&v=PD&cat=ball_gown

Bella’s Ball Gown/Bella:

Look at the Red version of this dress, front and back, and then picture it in a dark blue!
http://www.simplydresses.com/dresses-by-event/detail.cfm?key=214508&v=PD&cat=formal_dance

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1. Love is Blind » reviews

Bella is blind. She moves to Forks for a year, so Carlisle can perform a surgery to return her sight. Edward is forced to be her guide all senior year. Will Bella get her sight back? Will love sneak up on her? All human!

Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,831 - Reviews: 1057 - Updated: 8-16-08 - Published: 6-6-08

2. The Vamps » reviews

Edward is with Tanya until she cheats on him with Emmett, his brother. Edward's still hung up on her when Bella Swan moves to town and joins his band! Will she get him to move on? Lots of Laughs, Band Bonding, and Song Singing included! All Human!

Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,365 - Reviews: 365 - Updated: 7-25-08 - Published: 5-5-08

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Bella Swan and her 5 best friends are forced to get summer jobs at the dreaded Careway grocery store! Will they die of boredom or will relationships bloom? All Human!

Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 5-17-08 - Published: 5-10-08

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