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Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Hi Every one! It's actually two people here. Ones a underage writer and the other is a legal reader. So anything that is posted up here is by the writer and the fav. stories and such are done by the reader. Currently trying to finish her first fanfic on Fanfiction and post it up. Not quite succeeding though. Anyways the Reader is 21, in pharmacy in Uni living in Dunedin and having a time of her life with her work. And the writer is 12 with an overly mature Everything! and having the time of her life with homework. Not much to say so yeah this will be brief. Favorite Naruto Couples SasuSaku NaruHina ItaSasu Note: If you do not like what I like that is fine but don't comment and go AWAY! Please answer this questioner! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Oh and this as well! A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, 'Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong.' To Every Girl: To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly. To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy. To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold. To every girl who just wants him to call. To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him. To every girl that just wants to cuddle. To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex. To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back. To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one." To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny. To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way. To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels. To every girl who wants words backed up with actions. To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end. To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be. If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."' If you have ever pushed a pull door or vice versa, copy this into your profile.If you've ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. If you know an anime character who should be real, then copy this into your profile. If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler that being cool, copy this into your profile. If you have spelled your name wrong paste this in your profile. If you have slept for almost a whole day paste this in your profile. If you have taken a practical joke to whole other level paste this in your profile. If you have gotten in trouble at school paste this in your profile. If your pride gets in teh way of your decisions paste this in your profile. If you are magnet to danger paste this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy this in your profile. If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a fan of SasuSaku fan then copy and paste this in your profile. IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!! If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Sasuke Uchiha is a gay, emo bastard who deserves a punch in the face, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. ...() () (\_/) (\_/) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in? NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.) If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile! If there's a bitch in you're life that won't go screw her/himself, and that you have verbally abused in your mind, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile ._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever ~If you love chocolate as much as I do copy and paste this to your profile. ~If you love rain as much as I do copy and paste this to your profile. ~If you have a true friend copy and paste this to your profile. ~If you hate those chain mails on Youtube or Email copy and paste this to your profile ~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~ 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. -If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. - 92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that listens to more tasteful things, put this in your profile. - 98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alcohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not copy and paste this into your profile. if you can easily finish a novel in one day copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. -If we came from monkeys there wouldn't be any monkeys left now would there? DUH!! If you agree paste this on your profile. If you have ever wanted to post something cool on your profile for other people to copy&paste to their profiles, but couldn't think of anything, then copy&paste this! Hehe! You know you live in 2006 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry. A few more years later. I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died. Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare incurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide. .•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. ...(0.0) (0.o) (+'.'+) ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: My name is sarah child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! 7 Ways to Scare your roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. "I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit) If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13, cloudstrifelover21, Ain soph auir 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off! If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: Is represented as: Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. If you are an Itachi fangirl and just cannot hold it in copy this on your profile. _0_ ANBU TATTOO!! ANBU ARE COOL,CREEPY,AND SNEEKY AT THE SAME TIME!! If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them? If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later? What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'? What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights? Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time? Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'? Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute? Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt'? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal go on a handicapped toilet? Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'? What happens if your snot freezes inside your nose? ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile. If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile. ~Star Signs~ AQUARIUS- The Sweetheart (Jan 20-Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but can be original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. PISCES- The Dreamer (Feb 19-Mar 20) Generous, kind and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secrative and vague. Sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Symathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. ARIES- The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 19) Energetic. Advernturous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. TAURUS- The Enduring One (Apr 20-May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their own way. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to furious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. GEMINI- The Chatterbox (May 21-June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptible but needs to express themselves. Arguementive and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial and inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally. CANCER- The Protector (June 21-July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from everyone. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. LEO- The Boss (July 23-Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive. VIRGO- The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23-Sept 22) In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Arguementive. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hard working. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. LIBRA- The Harmonizer (Sept 23-Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. SCORPIO- The Intense One (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hard working. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secrative. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional. SAGITTARIUS- The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22-Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up. Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsiblities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out. CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22-Jan19) Patient and wise. Practiacl and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competitions. Get what they want. When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing, She is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, She is not at all fine. When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a GIRL calls you everyday, She is seeking for your attention. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to be pampered. When a GIRL says "I love you", She means it. When a GIRL says that she can't live without you, She has made up her mind that you are her future. When a GIRL says "I miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than that You know you're obssesed with Anime when... 1. You own a shiny metal object of doom. 2. You and your friends have anime nicknames. 3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday. 4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!). 5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or cant buy the newest manga. 6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet. 7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun! 8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse. 9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords. 10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class. 11. You have pictures of anime all over your walls. 12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it. 13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will. 14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you". 15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs. 16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny. 17.You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own. 18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kukabara by mistake. 19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel. 20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look. 21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language. 22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters. 23. You buy shuriken or kunai. 24. You speak in subtitles. 25. You prefer anime over real life. 26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color. 27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much. 28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art. 29. You cosplay daily. 30. When you get a crush on an anime character FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. 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1. Fading blooms reviewsEven if they lived a million lives they could never be together. No. Never together. It was not accepted. It was not allowed. However, it was love. Moreover, love fades like the last bloom of spring. XxItaSakuxXNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-26-09 - Itachi U. & Sakura H.
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