| blondie AKA robin |
Author has written 14 stories for Twilight. Rejection is harsh: You can follow me on twitter now! A note about my stories: I have to confess, I don't get to all my reviews any more. So to those I don't get to: And now for this commercial interruption: I was recently propositioned by the linguistically limber and eminently irreverent goldenmeadow to co-write a piece for the Les Femmes Noires contest. The resulting soon-to-be-released ic, entitled 'The Bride of Edward Cullen', has turned out to be dark, sarcastic, and in places, painfully funny! Watch out for its impending arrival on our collaborative schizophrenic posting site: SinisterSisterhood. Printable copies and kindle/mobipocket compatible copies of stories will be available on mediafire.com (all absolutely FREE, of course). What's currently available: first light (also available on iFic as an audio podcast) Dark Side of the Moon - Only two chapters left Thanks to everyone who's come along on this sad, sad journey! There's a discussion thread for the story over on twilighted.net Check out the videos that have been made for this fic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-ETlZD0U4Y And this one is just cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9FMYKa_IsY Several readers have offered to translate DSotM into various languages, as I get the links, I'll post them here! Portuguese (thanks nnfarias) THANKS SO MUCH TO ALL MY FABULOUS READERS! I'm blown away by the response to this story! Seduction - Fruit Cots and English Cucumbers - With Great Restraint - A Changing Heart - Winner on The Twilight Awards for Best Angst/Drama AND Best Missing Moment Music Lessons - Winner on The Twilight Awards for Best Daddy Edward Brotherhood - Totality: Spontaneous Combustion - The first installment is: Spontaneous Combustion - the bedroom scene from Chapter 8, "Temper" in eclipse in Edward's voice. Thanks to psymom and MarcyJ for great betas from two great authors. Verbal Engagement - The Souvenir - Phoenix Rising - Drastic Measures - As Bella Sleeps - WINNER: Best One-Shot, Round 2 FIRST RUNNER UP: The Lonely Angel Award (best Edward characterization) first light WINNER: When Dawn Breaks Award (best post-Eclipse fic) Some fun facts to go with first light: Thanks to everyone who's read first light, and thanks for so many positive reviews! I've been overwhelmed by the response to my first fanfic! My C2 Community: TwilightMoms' Favorites | |||||||
1. Dark Side of the Moon » reviewsNew Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 155,836 - Reviews: 1788 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 5-23-08 - Edward2. Seduction reviewsBella was intent on seducing Edward, but somehow he managed to get a ring on her finger. His side of the story may surprise you - or maybe it won't! Chapter 20 "Compromise" of eclipse from EPOV.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,828 - Reviews: 88 - Published: 5-20-09 - Edward & Bella3. Fruit Cots and English Cucumbers reviewsMy own crazy crackfic. A silly drabble about Esme and banana hammocks. Posted by request of Alice Laughed, in honor of Admittedly Obsessed.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-12-09 - Esme & Bella - Complete4. With Great Restraint reviewsA Breaking Dawn Missing Moment - At the wedding reception, Bella and Jacob discussed her honeymoon plans. At the same time, Edward dances with Tanya...and the same subject arises. This one-shot parallels pages 61-66 in Breaking Dawn.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 83 - Published: 12-3-08 - Edward & Tanya - Complete5. A Changing Heart reviewsEdward's experience during Bella's change. Parallels pages 355-378 in Breaking Dawn.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 206 - Published: 8-19-08 - Edward & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete6. Music Lessons reviewsSPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN. A missing moment from the book, some fatherly bonding time. Fluffy one-shot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 162 - Published: 8-8-08 - Edward & Jacob - Complete7. As Bella Sleeps reviewsA Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 190 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 1-31-08 - Complete8. first light » reviewsBella and Edward face what may be their greatest challenge: Marriage. One threat still stands between the couple and their fairy tale ending. Bella is the key to protecting the Cullens; but can she find enough control in time to save them?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,943 - Reviews: 417 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 1-28-08 - Complete9. Brotherhood » reviewsThe Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,168 - Reviews: 157 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 3-31-08 - Complete10. Totality » reviewsVarious stories from Eclipse written in Edward's POV. Newest addition: Spontaneous Combustion.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,178 - Reviews: 235 - Updated: 3-20-08 - Published: 3-5-0811. Verbal Engagement reviewsBella and Edward tell Charlie and Renee of their wedding plans. One-shot, could be considered an extra to 'first light'Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 2-25-08 - Complete12. The Souvenir reviewsDuring his time away from Carlisle and Esme, Edward encounters someone famous, well infamous. A darker side of Edward... Response to sillybella's President's Day Challenge.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 2-18-08 - Complete13. Phoenix Rising » reviewsEdward races through Phoenix to save Bella. Midnight Sun-like double shot. Parallels 'Hide and Seek' and 'Angel' in twilight.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 65 - Published: 2-10-08 - Complete14. Drastic Measures reviewsWhat if Bella HAD to be changed due to dire circumstances? A study in the form of an alternative ending to Eclipse. One-shotTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 82 - Published: 2-7-08 - Complete