blondie AKA robin
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since: 01-25-08, id: 1484456, Profile Updated: 05-10-12
country: USA
Author has written 15 stories for Twilight, and Charles Dickens.

Rejection is harsh:
"Strawberry Blonde - not at all my type."
Eclipse, page 194

You can follow me on twitter in TWO places:

@blondieakarobin and @RobinDeJarnett

You can also find me at RobinDeJarnett.com and find out about my debut novel, Whirlwind.

A note about my stories:

I have to confess, I don't get to all my reviews any more. So to those I don't get to:
Thank you to everyone who has taken the time to read my stories, your reviews are great!
And of course, all things twilight belong to Stephenie Meyer, no copyright infringement is intended with any of my stories.


Printable copies and kindle/mobipocket compatible copies of some stories will be available on mediafire.com (all absolutely FREE, of course). What's currently available:

first light(also available on iFic as an audio podcast) (http://www.mediafire.com/?ui9bylbnpplzs)

Dark Side of the Moon (http://www.mediafire.com/?23di64op7zbbo)


Dark Side of the Moon
Since Stephenie Meyer will be doing twilight from Edward's POV, I thought I would take a stab at new moon, EPOV.

WINNER: The BELLIES Best Missing Moment (Canon Award) Thanks to everyone who voted!

For your convenience, I've made a PDF version and ebook version available at:
Dark Side of the Moon

Thanks to everyone who's come along on this sad, sad journey!

There's a discussion thread for the story over on twilighted.net

Check out the videos that have been made for this fic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-ETlZD0U4Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-v0eonIh2Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrxYNjyBLtk

And this one is just cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9FMYKa_IsY

Several readers have offered to translate DSotM into various languages, as I get the links, I'll post them here!

http://aimini.net/view/?fid=BGgytzFrjtsvujZOEQnm - Portuguese (thanks nnfarias)
http://twifun-bg.com/?page_id=41361 - Bulgarian (thanks thgiliw)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5952076/1/Dark_Side_of_the_Moon# - French (thanks Lilouand)

http://www.thetwilightsaga.se/fan-fic - Swedish discussion about Dark Side

THANKS SO MUCH TO ALL MY FABULOUS READERS! I'm blown away by the response to this story!


1. Dark Side of the Moon » reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2509 - Updated: 2-26-10 - Published: 5-23-08 - Edward - Complete
2. A Dickens of a Dream » reviews
A fanciful twilight crossover with 'A Christmas Carol' co-written by NoMoreThanUsual and blondie
Crossover - Charles Dickens & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,645 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 2-19-10 - Published: 12-24-09 - Bella - Complete
3. Seduction reviews
Bella was intent on seducing Edward, but somehow he managed to get a ring on her finger. His side of the story may surprise you - or maybe it won't! Chapter 20 "Compromise" of eclipse from EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,917 - Reviews: 159 - Published: 5-20-09 - Edward & Bella
4. Fruit Cots and English Cucumbers reviews
My own crazy crackfic. A silly drabble about Esme and banana hammocks. Posted by request of Alice Laughed, in honor of Admittedly Obsessed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 2-12-09 - Esme & Bella - Complete
5. With Great Restraint reviews
A Breaking Dawn Missing Moment - At the wedding reception, Bella and Jacob discussed her honeymoon plans. At the same time, Edward dances with Tanya...and the same subject arises. This one-shot parallels pages 61-66 in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 105 - Published: 12-3-08 - Edward & Tanya - Complete
6. A Changing Heart reviews
Edward's experience during Bella's change. Parallels pages 355-378 in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 263 - Published: 8-19-08 - Edward & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
7. Music Lessons reviews
SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN. A missing moment from the book, some fatherly bonding time. Fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 198 - Published: 8-8-08 - Edward & Jacob - Complete
8. As Bella Sleeps reviews
A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 227 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 1-31-08 - Complete
9. first light » reviews
Bella and Edward face what may be their greatest challenge: Marriage. One threat still stands between the couple and their fairy tale ending. Bella is the key to protecting the Cullens; but can she find enough control in time to save them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,543 - Reviews: 466 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 1-28-08 - Complete
10. Brotherhood » reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 187 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 3-31-08 - Complete
11. Totality » reviews
Various stories from Eclipse written in Edward's POV. Newest addition: Spontaneous Combustion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 276 - Updated: 3-20-08 - Published: 3-5-08
12. Verbal Engagement reviews
Bella and Edward tell Charlie and Renee of their wedding plans. One-shot, could be considered an extra to 'first light'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 2-25-08 - Complete
13. The Souvenir reviews
During his time away from Carlisle and Esme, Edward encounters someone famous, well infamous. A darker side of Edward... Response to sillybella's President's Day Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 2-18-08 - Complete
14. Phoenix Rising » reviews
Edward races through Phoenix to save Bella. Midnight Sun-like double shot. Parallels 'Hide and Seek' and 'Angel' in twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 83 - Published: 2-10-08 - Complete
15. Drastic Measures reviews
What if Bella HAD to be changed due to dire circumstances? A study in the form of an alternative ending to Eclipse. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 101 - Published: 2-7-08 - Complete
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