Before you read my profile, I need to say some things about fanfiction:

1. I'm not picky. I'm really not. I like most stories, and I'm not very judgemental. I know a good story when I see it. I know a not-so-good story when I see it. And I'm going to tell you the truth about whether I liked it or not. My opinion is, if you don't like a story THEN DON'T READ IT! You don't have to write nasty reviews. Don't you dare think that I'm talking about constructive critsism. I LOVE that! I want to be told the truth! If everyone just says "OMG, this story is awesome," how are you supposed to tell whether it's really good or not?

2. Fanfiction is about writing things that the author would NEVER write!! That's the point! I don't want to hear all the time, 'a bit ooc, but otherwise good.' I know they're out of character! That's the point and fun of it! Making characters do thing that they would never do otherwise. This is fanfiction, not 'let's write the next Artemis Fowl book' day! So, please keep that in mind.

Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to man. ~John F. Kennedy

The real and lasting victories are those of peace and not of war. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is) Anyway, SETH TIS BE MIIIIIIINE!! Actually, I'm sharing him with a friend, BUT I'M NOT SHARING HIM WITH YOU!, AH4EVER (Artemis fowl and Edward Cullen); Holly Marie Fowl (Harry Potter, when I was younger, a few minor ones like Percy Jackson, Jace from City of Bones and Fang from maximum ride, but, of course the major one is, and has been for a while, Artemis Fowl, gods he's awesome. . . .But he belongs to Holly so back off peoples!!)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (When I read a book, I see it in my head like I'm watching a movie.)

If Artemis and Holly don't get together, I'm sueing Colfer for emotion trauma!! (from BosBaBe's profile) Anyone who wants to join me, let me know!

Name: I'd like you to call me Holly, for the penname, though that's not my actual name. I'm not going to tell you my real name, for several reasons. You can also call me Bella; it's my Latin name. (And I didn't choose it for twilight; I was stuck between Julia and Bella--two latin names I love-- and everyone said I should choose Bella.)

Description: I look like I could be Holly and Artemis's kid in some ways. Dark hair, blue eyes, kind of short (according to my friend who is younger than me but almost taller than me), unfortunately round ears.

Where I get my penname: Holly Fowl represents my favorite shipping in AF. Marie is my middle name. So, I have a mix of AF, and real life in there. :D:D:D

About My Muse: My Muse's name is Athena. She is named after the Greek goddess of wisdom, but is not actually the Greek goddess of wisdom, because Greek Mythology does not exist. . .No matter how cool it is. She is very smart and very controling. She helps me our a lot. I don't think I would do very well without her (just don't tell her I said that.) Anyway, as you will tell from our reviews and stories and review replies, we don't get along very well. It's kind of a love/hate relationship. We argue a lot. I hope we make you laugh by this.

Religion: Catholic.

Let me tell you something about this. (If you're not religious or don't care, go ahead and move on.) I've been brought up Catholic. I believed in God and could recite most of our principles (One little thing I'd like to point out--and it's a common mistake--is that Catholics do not in fact worship Mary.) But. . .I don't think I really got it. I didn't get that God loved me, and I really didn't understand fully what Jesus did for us by dying on the cross. I didn't love it as much as I should. I saw church as something I had to do every Sunday. I saw religion as something boring, lifeless, and restricted. (Please note the past tenses!)

Then, I joined our youth group. Even then, I was on shaky ground. I guess you could call it 'poor in spirit.' That was when we went to a youth rally called, "Fan the Fire." I wasn't sure I wanted to go. I was wrong. It was the best thing that ever happened to me! I really get it and love my faith now. It's run by a group called NET Ministries. They run amazing events. If you ever get the chance, go to one. You won't regret it. :) Another thing that really changed my life was the verse Mark 12:28-34. :) God is really amazing, and I hope you realize that. No matter what religion you are. :)

In my personal opinion, religion shouldn't be used as an excuse to start wars. Or prejudice people. Jesus accepted everyone, and we could all learn something from that. What I'm trying to say here in my little spiel is this: I love God, Jesus, and my religion. I'm not afraid to say so. I respect other people's religions (in fact i love studying them, for fun), and you'll notice that I'm pretty light-hearted. If you want to critisize me for my faith, go ahead, but I'm not going to critisize you for yours.

Okay. i think I'll shut up now and let you continue reading. :)

Injury total: 4 broken bones, 2 concussions, and several rounds on crutches for various reasons (I am a total clutz.)

Favorite authors: Eoin Colfer, Meg Cabot, Rick Riordan, Stephenie Meyer, Jeanne DuPrau

Favorite Books: Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer (anything by him, actually); Twilight series and the Host by Stephenie Meyer (though I do pick on twilight alot. All in good fun, though); Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan; Misery by Stephen King; Inkheart by Cornelia Funke; Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by douglas adams; Harry Potter by J.K Rowling; Troy by Adele Geras (one of the most AMAZING books I have ever read); I should stop there while I still have your attention. if I do.

Fave TV shows: Castle, Bones, Glee, Fringe.

Fave Movies: The Proposal, Labyrinth, Inkheart, twilight, City of ember (love that movie!!), Beauty and the Beast (great music, and a good plot, what's not to like?), Blood and Chocolate, The Princess Bride, Phantom of the Opera, Mamma Mia!, Hercules (The main reason I like it, other than the music and greek mythology factor, is that Meg isn't a stereotypical princess in distress and all that crap. To be honest, she somewhat reminds me of Holly), Across the Universe, Star Wars (I don't care if people think it's dorky. It's a good series, and very funny), Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Carribbean (except the last one), Narnia, West Side Story, Enchanted

Yes, I watch disney movies, do you have a problem with that?

Fave Music: Across the Universe soundtrack, Lily Allan, Paramore, Evanescence, Hercules, Beauty and the Beast, etc, etc, etc.

Random facts that you may or may not need to know: I HATE POLITICS!! I am a very strong coinshipper. I love band. TRUMPET ROCKS!! Then again, so do tubas (you're welcome Ginny). I play piano, too. I love singing! I HATE when people get obsessive about things, for example the jonas brothers, miley cyrus, insert celebrity name here, rob pattinson, twilight in general (I like it, but I'm not obsessed). In fact, it's what makes me not like something anymore. I used to love twilight. Then you would hear about it EVERY DAY and it got annoying. I'm just hoping that that doesn't happen with AF. One thing you'll notice about me is that I LOVE the name Julia. I have no clue why, but I just do. . .

About My Stories:

I'm only working on one story right now (GGaF). Everything else is basically finished. If not, then they'll be revised.

Note: I have deleted Christmas Star. Sorry. Get over it. If anyone was especially attached to it, which i doubt, PM me and I'll send it to you via Doc Ex, as long as you promise not to claim it as your own work.

Greek Gods and Fairies: I've got the story plotted. I just need to write it, which is the hard part. It's not as easy as it sounds, and I'm hitting a wall here. But I think I have an idea. A rope to climb the wall, if you will. I am nearing the end, and when I reach it, I have no clue what to do next.

I just want to say that reviews make up a lot of a story. They really encourage the author to keep going. Thanks for your support you guys! Also, thanks to my lovely Muse, Athena! :) you make my life soooooooooo much easier, my dear. i just want to know that I do appreciate it, and don't take it for granted.

On flaming: Go ahead. Flame. I'm not reacting to that anymore.

My AF family

Let me know who you want to be if the name isn't on there, it's not taken.

Artemis: i.now.pronounce.you.man.and.elf

Holly: Me

Mulch: Leo14658

Juliet Butler: xFullmetalFanGirlx

Domovoi Butler: Captain Holly Short of the LEP

Opal Koboi: Ducky Wolfe (God help us all, Ginny has an account. . .)

Foaly: The Magical Conductor

Angeline Fowl: AliAlmighty (on youtube)

Wing Commander Vinyaya: The Creatress

Commander Trouble Kelp: The Weird Shipper

Ships I'm on:

Holly Short/Artemis Fowl (AF) (You know, just in case you can't tell by the stories I write.)

Root/Vinyaya (gah! Why'd he die?!)

Brennan/ Booth (sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G) (Bones)

Angela/Hodgkins (Why'd they break up??) (Bones)

Ed/Winry (FMA)

Roy Mustang/Riza (FMA AGAIN)

Percy/Annabeth (PJO)

Tony/Ziva (NCIS)

Oliva Dunnam/ Peter (idk if that's his name. I am talking about the crazy scientest's son) (Fringe; LOVE that show!)

Max/Fang (See the fifth Maximum ride book for an explanation)

Castle/Beckett (Castle; I love that show!)

List your twelve favorite Artemis Fowl Characters in no particular order:

1. Holly Short

2. Artemis Fowl II

3. No1

4. Julius Root

5.Qwan

6. Juliet Butler

7. Domovoi Butler

8. Foaly

9. Myles

10. Beckett

11. Trouble Kelp

12. Opal Koboi

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Yes, I most definately have.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

No! NO! He has an awesome personality and everything and is a great character, but just. . .no. No offense, but. . no.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

How in the would would that work?

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yes.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

No. They're too much like brother and sister.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Neither. Both are just wrong in soooooooooooo many ways.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

0.o Um. . .well, that they would be, ahem, you know would be interesting in itself. I have absolutely no idea how he'd react.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

They had never met before. Maybe it would have been better if they hadn't. No1/Beckett

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

I am fairly certain that I've seen it before. . .Unfortunately.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Tragedy

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Julius walks in on Holly and Artemis. . . .It just snowballs from there.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

I have no clue.

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Yes, probably. . .

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Gods, I hope not.

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Worms!!

16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

For a Pessimist, I'm pretty optimistic by Paramore. I would have it that Holly kind of betrayed him and went with Artemis. She did this by turning her back on the People completely.

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning- Adult themes.

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

I don't think you a simple-toon but myles does-Beckett

19) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Holly and Butler are in a happy relationship, until Myles runs off with Julius. Holly, brokenhearted has a hot one-night-stand with Trouble Kelp and a brief unhappy affair with Opal, then follows the wise advice of Qwan and finds true love with No1. (Would anyone care to turn THAT ONE into a story?? O.o)

(I found the quiz on The Weird Shipper's profile)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You're profile is REALLY long.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You can't stop writing!

Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Put this on your profile if you're an author! :D

~edwardsgirl3

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (the worst part is, I"m none of those things! And none of my friends are, either.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

This is about abortion...I HATE abortion! Say that's okay, and you're saying it's okay to murder people! (Small people, but still people.)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Sipping Vodka

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous On the
pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get
nervous, I take a sip.'
So next Sunday he took the Monsignor's advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.
He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on
the door:
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and
the spook.
8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sht out of him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he
was stoned off his ass.
10)We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'
11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, 'take this and eat
it for it is my body.' He did not say ' Eat me'
12)The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry.'
13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the
grub, Yeah God.
14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter's not a
peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
The Origination of this letter is unknown.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping outof the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

(Whether you're reading this or not, dad, I love you.)

R.I.P.- Albus Dumbledore , Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Fred Weasley, Dobby, Colin Creevey, Cedric Diggory, Julius Root, Zoë Nightshade, Bianca di Angelo, Castor (son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedalus, Lee Fletcher, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.

They will never be forgotten.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl,

If you're reading still this,

CONGRATS!

Peace, love, and Artemis Fowl:

Holly Marie Fowl and her faithful Muse, Athena

Live, Laugh, Love