God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece --My motto

NEWS! U guys really need to get busy! Time is almost up!. T_T please send in some request. i will stop taking request for a little while on November 14th(story characters birth day.) so scroll on down and see the list and example and get busy!

KOOLKAT'S NEW STORY IDEAS

Name: Just Go Away (Postponed)

Anime/Manga: Vampire Knight

Genre: Romance

Pairing: IchiruxZeroxKaname

Rated: M for mature (or people who like lemony yoi! )

Status: Sequel (to Come To Me)

Chapters: Classified (it wont be a one-shot i promise u)

Story: Picture this in yourmind... A field of grass... and three very handsome men standing there. "You cant have us both Zero-chan" the silver haired man said to his twin "You must choose." the dark haired one said. "Why the fuck is it my choice? it's both of you guys fault." the one named Zero says

So wat do u think? gonna read it? Well while ur thinking about that... read wat this next story is about hm.

Name: Is it SCHIZophrenia (is now on fanfic. scroll down and click if you like)

Anime/Manga: Naruto

Genre: Romancs/Angst

Pairing: SasukexSakuraxNaruto

Rated: M

Status: New Story

Chapters: Classified

Story: (remake) Hi, my name is Sakura Haruno i had an old friend, we were very close. there were three of us, Me Naruto and him... Sasuke. But then one day he ran away from home, ran away from the pain, ran away from me. For a long time everyone thought he was dead. Everyone but me. He’s still around, whispering sweet nothings in my ear, rocking me to sleep… just like he used to whenever I had a nightmare. Tempting me to come to him. Daring me to let him lead me into the dark where no one sees.

I didn't really shorten it (thats not how it is when you look at the story listings its shorter) but i made it better. hopfuly it made you want to read it. always reveiw! Anway thats the two stories im workin on now, but here are some stories that are still in the oven (my brain!!)

Name: Kissing in the City of Lights (Is here now)

Cartoon: Bratz

Genre: Humor/Romance

Pairing: CloexCameron

Rated: T for teen (or all u beautiful fans of the bratz!)

Status: Tribute

Chapters: IDK

Story: Une histoire de roman. Embrassez-moi. The Bratz are going back to Paris! This time they were invited to a slammin party under the EffileTower. But what will Cloe do before all that happens? Fall deeper in love with Cameron maybe?

(Yes! i finally got a story for this! make sure you read it!)

Name: Ten Days Count Down

Anime/Manga: Naruto

Genre: Thriller/Mystery (slight angst it IS Sasuke)

Pairing: None (yup thats right there is no pairing! but its about Sasuke!)

Rated: Mabye T for teen or M for mature (i dont really know)

Status: New story

Story: Classified (im not telling! someone might steal my ideas!)

So thats about it. Now get out of my oven! dinners not ready yet!!

NEW STORIES

Is it SCHIZophrenia?: if u some how forgot what it was about then scroll back up and read the summary and stuff. (SasukexSakuraxNaruto)

One Bad Case of Usagi: New story that had just popped into my head and i typed up from memory (might not be as good as my others. you have been warned)

OMG LOL STORIES

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning..

The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.

The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'

Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'

Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me..'

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'

REQUEST CENTER.

List of ANIME/CARTOONS:

1.) NARUTO

2.) VAMPIRE KNIGHT

3.) JUNJOU ROMANTICA

4.) BRATZ

COUPLES I WILL DO

NARTUO:

Ino/Deidara

Sakura/Deidara

Deidara/Sasori

Sakura/Sasuke

Sakura/Itachi

Sasuke/Ino

Sasuke/Itachi

Naruto/Hinata

Hinata/Neji

VAMPIRE KNIGHT

Yuuki/Kaname

Yuuki/Zero

Yuuki/Shiki

Zero/Kaname

Zero/Itchiru

Kaname/Aidou

JUNJOU ROMANTICA

Usagi/Misaki

Usagi/Hiroki

Hiroki/Nowaki

(sorry bout the short list)

BRATZ

Jade/Kobe

Yasmin/Etian

Yasmin/Dylan

Sasha/Dylan

Sasha/Crews

Cloe/Cameron

Cloe/Dylan

(yeah i know i dontreally put jade with any1 but kobe but... thats cause i think that couple totally goes.)

EXAMPLE (HOW YOU DO IT)

W'sup my names (_) i want you to do a story for me. here's what i want:

Cartoon/Anime: Naruto

Couple: Deidara/Sasori

Rating: I dont care (or) rated (_)

Words: Spoon, Milky way, nose, blue, Lilac

Thanks for reading my request hope you do it!

WILL NOT EXCEPT:

hey i want you to write a story for me so yeah... get started.

PLEAS DO NOT SEND YOUR REQUESTS THROUGH REVIEWS. reviews are to give my stories spotlight not me thank you.

I realy hope you guys send me some request! hurry up and send some i will only be doing three! anywhooo use this to your advantage every1. koolkatk9 wants to write YOUR request (your meaning any 3 i choose lol) hey ill let you in on a secret. send in more then one request and one of your request might still be chosen if the other one wasn't

THE STRANGE ADVENTURES OF 0.o AND I

episode 9 (Fall Special)

Wow look at all of the leaves falling!

0.o yeah i know isn't it pretty?

well i suppose, i think explosions are prettier though

0.o i dont understand. How could u possibly think somthing so distructive is more beautiful then the fall time.

And u never will.

0.o #sigh# i dont wanna fight

why not?

~.~ cause it's fall time

u suck

-_- i guess i do

well...

. i know!

wuh?

0.o close ur eyes

why?

. JUST DO IT

gosh ur so bossy, fine ok they're closed

0.o now inhale

breathe

~.~ exhale

breathe

0.o feel any better

i guess.

0.o fall time is pretty isn't it

u know... i think u might have a point

~.~ #sigh# yeah

beep

beep

beep

beep

-- _ #look#

_-- #look#

beep

-_- wat is that

... uh, its a...

0.o A WAT!!

beep

A bomb tee hee

beep

0.o really?

yeah, BUT I CAN EXPLAIN!

~.~ guess i have to die sometime in this episode

don't say stuff like that!

beep beep beep beep

T.T see u next time

but!

T.T happy fall time every one

im sorry!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

THEN END (dont forget to give ur loved ones a BIG kiss and tell them "Happy fall!")

Happy Fall Time every1 ! enjoy ur family's company and stuff. --> Love Koolkat