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since: 01-27-08, id: 1485600, Profile Updated: 03-19-11
country: UK
Author has written 27 stories for Naruto, Galactik Football, Skybreaker, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Looking For Alaska, John Green, Wicked, Mortal Instruments, School of Rock, Merlin, Skins, and Alex Rider.

Stories In Progress:

So Not A Fairytale - chapter twenty eight, 24 percent, inappropriate ogling and a fist fight or two

Hel On Earth - chapter thirteen, 1 percent, everyone paincs and Percy is remarkably unhelpful

Misunderstood - chapter six, 30 percent, Peter arguing with gods + cursing his lack of wings

Stockholm - chapter five, 14 percent, ON HIATUS UNTIL THE SUMMER

I've suddenly lost my ability to write, and until it returns there will be no chapters because they will be epically bad, and no one wants that.

I don't really use this site anymore, I will from time to time, but I mainly use my lj account, under glass_yam, and the stuff on there is a fair bit better - in my opnion - than the things on here, if you're interested :)

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1. So Not A Fairytale » reviews
D'Jok has a twin sister who Sinedd has developed an unhealthy, in his opinion, obession with, Mirco-Ice has found the love of his life, again, and her boyfriend may or may not be stalking Ahito. Not your average fairytale then. SineddxOC, Mirco-IcexOC
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 14,334 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 6-14-11 - Published: 3-27-08 - D'Jok & Sinedd
2. Stockholm » reviews
Alex, captured by Artemis Fowl the second, is tortured as Artemis searches for the information Alex doesn't have. Neither of them could have predicted what would happen next. Rating for violence. Warning, possible OOCness
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-16-10 - Published: 2-15-10 - Artemis F. & Alex R./Cub
3. Hel On Earth » reviews
Hel is Aphrodite's daughter. One who takes pleasure in locking Percy and Annabeth in cupboards together and making up imaginative names for Clarrise. Throw in a fatherly Ares, a sexy prick named Luke and a parrot called Nemo and you've got yourself a stor
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,381 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 4-7-10 - Published: 10-30-08 - Luke C. & Percy J.
4. A Troubled Child reviews
That was when everything got bad. Will felt like his life was collapsing around him: his safety net, his anchor to reality, his world, was gone, and he couldn't cope. Will/Lancelot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-29-10 - William & Lancelot - Complete
5. Misunderstood » reviews
Peter is the son of a winged being who enjoys setting him up with Austrailians, and Peter really does not appreciate Percy Jackson stalking him across Italy, especially when Percy doesn't want to sleep with him, because then it's just not fun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-29-10 - Published: 1-24-10 - Percy J. & Nico A.
6. Loss reviews
But, inevitably happens in fairytales, that wicked witch crept into his mind, and BHAM! Everything changed. James/Sirius. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-22-10 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete
7. Theirs reviews
Emily squeezed her hand, looking at her. She tried to look away, but she couldn't. She squeezed back, though. Cook/Naomi, sort of.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-18-10 - Cook & Naomi C. - Complete
8. I Can Resist Everything But Temptation » reviews
Hanging out behind tapestries smoking with a gay bffl, isn't what most girls do on their Saturday nights, by Lily wasn't most girls. Just as Lysander isn't like most boys, and no one knows that better than Lily. Or Lorcan, for that matter. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-4-10 - Published: 8-30-09 - Lysander S. & Lorcan S. - Complete
9. One Fell Swoop reviews
It's always a disconcerting feeling, when something very safe, and sure, something you would have relied on forever, ups and leaves. Sort like when you miss a step going downstairs, and your stomach swoops, and you wonder how you could've missed it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-24-10 - Nico A. & Percy J. - Complete
10. I got me some bad news for you, Sunshine » reviews
My sister was back, but without the one I loved, without the one who would have none of me, and now she wasn't here. Sandcest, Kankuro/Temari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-7-10 - Published: 12-12-09 - Kankuro & Temari - Complete
11. Broken » reviews
four short chapters, each one from a different POV. AlbusxScorpius, James II xOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-12-09 - Published: 1-19-09 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M. - Complete
12. Just Smile reviews
this is basically a drabble from Gwen's pov about loving Morgana, lots of bitter resentment of Merlin/Arthur :/
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-12-09 - Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
13. It Was Destiny, Really reviews
When we were six, she had stomped on my My Little Pony, the pink one with the purple tail and the glitter. Summer/Katie, mentions of Freddy/Zack
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-2-09 - Summer H. & Katie - Complete
14. When Right Is Wrong reviews
Set when Jace still thinks Clary's his sister. Poem. JacexClary
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-20-09 - Jace W. & Clary F. - Complete
15. Affection reviews
Liir muses on his feelings for Trism, and Elphaba. Lism! Woop, i invented a pairing name!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-20-09 - Liir - Complete
16. Pretty Boy reviews
Gaara pines after Naruto - if only the damn Uchiha would stop distracting Gaara's precious Naruto! Let the battle commence...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-16-09 - Gaara & Sasuke U. - Complete
17. A Sexually Frustrated Bunny reviews
Pudge and the Colonel in the woods by the lake, talking about summer, Alaska and being 'friends'. generally plotless and pointless smut - pudge/the colonel - occness
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-6-09 - Pudge & The Colonel - Complete
18. The Teme and His Dobe reviews
What does Naruto say to Sasuke's fangirls to make them sucicidal? And why is Sasuke looking at Naruto like that... sasunaru because it rocks - not to be taken too seriously
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-14-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
19. Because » reviews
D'Jok is heartbroken. The eyes trace his every move, knowing more about love than he does. MeixD'Jok or Mirco-IcexD'Jok, first chapter's Mei, second is Mirco-Ice
Galactik Football - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 3-22-08 - D'Jok - Complete
20. Blond Moment reviews
An involentary blond Shikamaru. An easily-angered Temari. A hysterical Naruto. And a melodramticly Ino-ish Ino. Throw in a bottle of hair die, and some convenientally placed rooves, and there you have yourself a typical Shika/Ino story :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-18-08 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete
21. Oh, Sod » reviews
An insight in Annabeth's frustrated mind and Percy's terrified one - me...what the...I...ahhhhhhhh! Oh, sod it all. A light fluffy, and overall pointless Percatbeth, because there IS no other pairing!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 7-1-08 - Complete
22. His Flying Angel reviews
He watches her as she soars, as she flies, as she floats and as she falls. NejixTenten. Poem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
23. The Art Of Breathing reviews
Why? Why did you stop his breaths? imagine Matt was killed when pirates attacked the Aurora, but after Skybreaker. KatexMatt. Poem.
Skybreaker - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete
24. Is There A Word? reviews
Matt thinks about to two great loves of his life; Kate and flying. Poem.
Skybreaker - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete
25. Consequences of Captivation » reviews
So Naruto is Naruta, goes to an English bording school and hates Saskue Uchiha. Right. Just your average Naruto story then. FemNar/Sasuke, Shikamaru/OC, Tenten/Neji, Hinata/Kiba, Sakura/Gaara. First in the Consequences trilogy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 2-19-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
26. I Love Him! No, I do! reviews
Holly and Opal are fighting over something, but no one knows what.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-22-08 - Opal K. & Holly S. - Complete
27. In The Moonlight reviews
In the moonlight they talk, until he leaves her with just a promise.
Skybreaker - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete
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