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since: 01-27-08, id: 1485600, Profile Updated: 02-04-10
country: UK
Author has written 35 stories for Naruto, Twilight, Cherub, Galactik Football, Skybreaker, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, American Dragon: Jake Long, Vampires, Looking For Alaska, John Green, Greek Mythology, Wicked, Mortal Instruments, School of Rock, and Merlin.

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Name: Becki (or Rebecca Helen, your choice)

Age: 16 (ah... all the wonderous things i am now legally allowed to do... ;)

Nationality: english, with, like, 1/8 spanish...

Looks: 5"7, blue eyes, short puffy blonde hair

Styles: romance, humour, angst

Pairings: reeeaaaaaallly long list below

Friends: my bessies are...; Alfred (i want to marry you), Alice (bumchums forever :P), Sophie (miss your face), Stockton, Stickeh, Hutch (put me DOWN! :P), HDW + FishBoy you're all amazing, really

Anything Else: i love blue slushies, concentrated sugar, booze (mmm damson gin), topshop/urbanoutfitters/cult, my writing and my music. Music rules my life, and i like pretty much everything; Owl City, Marilyn Manson, FOB, Good Charlotte, Marina and the Diamonds, Einaudi - yes, really - and Micheal Buble, with whom me and Alice are in love, and cried down the phone to each other for half an hour solid when we found out he was engaged to the model/actress in is Haven't Met You Yet video :'( its just not fair! Oh, and i HATE anonymous flamers - if you don't like something, at least have the decency to admit to it!! grr

ALL TIME FAVE QUOTES, BE THEM DEPRESSING, FUNNY OR JUST PLAIN WEIRD:

"Can't wear it to the opera. Can't wear it to a funeral. Can't use it to hang myself. It's a bit useless as ties go." - the Colonel; 'Looking For Alaska'

"I try to adjust to the dawn, letting the tears fall where they may, because it is morning; it is morning, and there is so much to see." - Gemma Doyle; 'That Sweet Far Thing'

"Oh dear, I think I'm becoming a god." - Titus Flavius Vespasianus (Vespasian) on his deathbed; roman emperor from 69 A.D. to 79 A.D.

"I’ve discovered I’m somewhat of a sadist. Your pain is quite amusing." - Lothome; their story 'What Have We Learned Today?'

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much" - Oscar Wilde

"It is better to be beautiful that to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly." - Oscar Wilde; 'The Picture of Dorian Grey'

"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness" - Oscar Wilde; 'The Importance of Being Earnest'

"I told you I was ill." - Spike Milligan, on his gravestone

"'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to speak of many things. Of shoes and ships and sealing was, of cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings'" - Lewis Carrol; 'Alice Through the Looking-Glass'

"I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me," - Fall Out Boy; 'I Don't Care'

"'Why,' Ron said, 'is everyone gay?'" - Credendo Vides; their story 'Normality Is To Freedom' on live journal

"Merlin, have you been at the cider?" -Arthur; BBC's 'Merlin'

"This is a gun. And as soon as I've read the instruction leaflet, I won't hesitate to use it." -Albert Campion; 'Campion'

Pairings that i love or just make me laugh :D ...

(very long, for people who are incredibly bored)

Naruto:

Sasuke/Naruto - without a doubt the longest drawn out romance EVER

Neji/Tenten - not too sure why i like this pairing - there's just something so perfect about it lol, & the author Life.Is.Like.Sushi does some brilliant ones

Shikamaru/Ino - ditto thought she SO doesn't deserve him

Gaara/Sasuke - not cz theyd work particulularly well together or anything, but ooofft thats hot

Gaara/Naruto - they're aborable, not quite as much as sasunaru but can be cute if done properly

Sakura/Ino - just for fun & cause it makes me laugh SO much lol

Temari/Kankuro - :'(

Vampire Knight:

Yuuki/Zero - because theyre just meant to be

Zero/Kamame - ooft...

Yuuki/Aidou - sighs i love Aidou...

Aidou/Zero - i am unhealthily obsessed with this pairing :D

Death Note:

L/Light - oh come on, only weird people (cough, laura, cough) dont understand this pairing!!

School of Rock:

Freddy/Zack - all the way, dude!!

Harry Potter:

Albus/Scorpius - i LOVE them - why can't people (stockton!) not see the perfectness?!

Charlie/Tonks - yeah, yeah i KNOW shes just meant to be with remus, but seriously - her & charlie are just CUTE

Sirius/James - screw Lily, its just too damned perfect! Remus/Sirius can go die in a hole. Slowly. because REMUS. IS. NOT. GAY! but james totally is and i don't care how little sense that makes

Flint/Wood - the reasons obvious to anyone who's read hp

Lysander/Lorcan - ah, good ol' twincest, but i prefer them to Fred and George for some reason

James(II)/Teddy - im a fangirl. get over it.

Looking For Alaska:

Pudge/The Colonol - i mean, come on, how much hinting was there at the end?

Percy Jackson:

Percy/Annabeth - youre an idiot if you dont see this

Percy/Luke - one word; destiny - theyre PERFECT for each other, more so than percabeth - dont kill me for that... check out A Bloody Suprising Development by Fanless

Twilight:

Edward/Jake - i HATE bella; shes the most annoying main character EVER! but edward/jake would just be FUNNY

Galactic Football (oh yeah, im that cool :D):

Sinedd/D'Jok - i ADORE this, tried and failed miserably to write some myself but its sooo cute

D'Jok/Mirco-Ice - loving it, loving it, loving it

Maximum Ride:

Max/Fang - foreeeverrr though she is kind of annoying about him...with the whole i love him but ahhh! hes like my brother! thing

Wicked:

Liir/Trism - i utterly adore them, anyone who says otherwise is instantly on my 'will kill' list

Liir/Nor - well he was weirdly fixated on finding her...

Elphaba/Fiyero - obvious reasons

oh, and how could i forget the most awesome parody slash EVER...

Atermis Fowl/Alex Rider is just MEANT TO BE!! one of the best stories for this, i think, is A Crowd by Ever1 which is an artemis/alex/james sprintz story & she pulls it off amazingly, if youve got a minute i seriously recomend checking it out :)

so you should have established by now that i am one of Them - yep; a fangirl! who can honestly resist a good bit of sasunaru though?

Stories In Progress:

So Not A Fairytale - chapter twenty six, 2 percent, some long-awaited Micro/Krys action :)

Hel On Earth - chapter thirteen, 13 percent, Hel gets some siblings. with wings.

Misunderstood - chapter three, 29 percent, Annabeth is seduced over a chess board

stories & updates will be coming slowly, cause my social life has become oddly active lately, which probably also explains the oddness of the stories i will post, since most of them are probably written under the influence of some form of drug (be it alcohol, coffee, sugar, nicotene, or other stuff...)

i refuse to ever delete any of my stories. so you're stuck with them forever. suck it up.

i dont really use this site anymore, i will from time to time, but i mainly use my lj account, under glass_yam, and the stuff on there is a fair bit better - in my opnion - than the things on here, if youre interested :)

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1. I Can Resist Everything But Temptation » reviews
Hanging out behind tapestries smoking with a gay bffl, isn't what most girls do on their Saturday nights, by Lily wasn't most girls. Just as Lysander isn't like most boys, and no one knows that better than Lily. Or Lorcan, for that matter. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-4-10 - Published: 8-30-09 - Lysander S. & Lorcan S. - Complete
2. Hel On Earth » reviews
Hel is Aphrodite's daughter. One who takes pleasure in locking Percy and Annabeth in cupboards together and making up imaginative names for Clarrise. Throw in a fatherly Ares, a sexy prick named Luke and a parrot called Nemo and you've got yourself a stor
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,600 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 2-4-10 - Published: 10-30-08 - Luke C. & Percy J.
3. Misunderstood » reviews
Peter is the son of a winged being who enjoys setting him up with Austrailians, and Peter really does not appreciate Percy Jackson stalking him across Italy, especially when Percy doesn't want to sleep with him, because then it's just not fun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-4-10 - Published: 1-24-10 - Percy J. & Nico A.
4. One Fell Swoop reviews
It’s always a disconcerting feeling, when something very safe, and sure, something you would have relied on forever, ups and leaves. Sort like when you miss a step going downstairs, and your stomach swoops, and you wonder how you could’ve missed it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-24-10 - Nico A. & Percy J. - Complete
5. I got me some bad news for you, Sunshine »
My sister was back, but without the one I loved, without the one who would have none of me, and now she wasn't here. Sandcest, Kankuro/Temari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,404 - Updated: 1-7-10 - Published: 12-12-09 - Kankuro & Temari - Complete
6. Broken » reviews
four short chapters, each one from a different POV. AlbusxScorpius, James II xOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-12-09 - Published: 1-19-09 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M. - Complete
7. Just Smile reviews
this is basically a drabble from Gwen's pov about loving Morgana, lots of bitter resentment of Merlin/Arthur :/
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-12-09 - Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
8. It Was Destiny, Really reviews
When we were six, she had stomped on my My Little Pony, the pink one with the purple tail and the glitter. Summer/Katie, mentions of Freddy/Zack
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-2-09 - Summer H. & Katie - Complete
9. Never Say Never » reviews
Meet Alice Fey, a pureblood Slytherin and proud of it. Then there's Sirius Black, arrogant prankster and womanizer. Sparks are sure to fly...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,603 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-22-09 - Published: 9-30-09 - Sirius B. & OC
10. When Right Is Wrong reviews
Set when Jace still thinks Clary's his sister. Poem. JacexClary
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-09 - Jace W. & Clary F. - Complete
11. So Not A Fairytale » reviews
D'Jok has a twin sister who Sinedd's developed an unhealthy, in his opinion, obession with, Mirco-Ice has found the love of his life, again, and her boyfriend may or may not be stalking Ahito. Not your average fairytale then. SineddxOC, Mirco-IcexOC
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,866 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 7-20-09 - Published: 3-27-08 - D'Jok & Sinedd
12. Affection reviews
Liir muses on his feelings for Trism, and Elphaba. Lism! Woop, i invented a pairing name!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-09 - Liir - Complete
13. Pretty Boy reviews
Gaara pines after Naruto - if only the damn Uchiha would stop distracting Gaara's precious Naruto! Let the battle commence...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-16-09 - Gaara & Sasuke U. - Complete
14. Distant Angel reviews
short poem about Aphrodtie, though she's called Venus in the poem, it just worked better :
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-14-09 - Aphrodite - Complete
15. A Sexually Frustrated Bunny reviews
Pudge and the Colonel in the woods by the lake, talking about summer, Alaska and being 'friends'. generally plotless and pointless smut - pudge/the colonel - occness
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-6-09 - Pudge & The Colonel - Complete
16. That Night
the horses hooves make a sound as loud as thunder as it canters away, filled with fear of me, of the monster on its back. poem.
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Published: 2-14-09 - Complete
17. The Teme and His Dobe reviews
What does Naruto say to Sasuke's fangirls to make them sucicidal? And why is Sasuke looking at Naruto like that... sasunaru because it rocks - not to be taken too seriously
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-14-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
18. Because » reviews
D'Jok is heartbroken. The eyes trace his every move, knowing more about love than he does. MeixD'Jok or Mirco-IcexD'Jok, first chapter's Mei, second is Mirco-Ice
Galactik Football - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 3-22-08 - D'Jok - Complete
19. Blond Moment reviews
An involentary blond Shikamaru. An easily-angered Temari. A hysterical Naruto. And a melodramticly Ino-ish Ino. Throw in a bottle of hair die, and some convenientally placed rooves, and there you have yourself a typical Shika/Ino story :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-18-08 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete
20. Consequences of Competition » reviews
So everyone's back a year later, but new friends bring new consequences for Naruta... Sequel to Consequences of Captivation and second in the Consequences trilogy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 4-13-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
21. Just For A Minute reviews
They enjoy letting the façade go, leaving the pretence behind. Just for a minute. slash. coz its cool. JakexSpud
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-23-08 - Jake & Spud - Complete
22. Expectations reviews
Perfection? Yes, I pretty much have that covered. Just as all other purebloods pretend to. We live a facade in our large houses, with our expensive furniture and love of the Dark Lord. We're just people, really. People trying to live up to expecations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-08 - OC & Sirius B. - Complete
23. Oh, Sod » reviews
An insight in Annabeth's frustrated mind and Percy's terrified one - me...what the...I...ahhhhhhhh! Oh, sod it all. A light fluffy, and overall pointless Percatbeth, because there IS no other pairing!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 7-1-08 - Complete
24. His Flying Angel reviews
He watches her as she soars, as she flies, as she floats and as she falls. NejixTenten. Poem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
25. The Art Of Breathing reviews
Why? Why did you stop his breaths? imagine Matt was killed when pirates attacked the Aurora, but after Skybreaker. KatexMatt. Poem.
Skybreaker - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete
26. Blue reviews
That's what his eyes are. A cold, harsh, beautiful blue. HollyxArtemis. Poem.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-25-08 - Holly S. & Artemis F. - Complete
27. Is There A Word? reviews
Matt thinks about to two great loves of his life; Kate and flying. Poem.
Skybreaker - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete
28. What He Wants reviews
What exactly does Artemis Fowl want? ArtemisxHolly. Poem.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-08 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete
29. Consequences of Captivation » reviews
So Naruto is Naruta, goes to an English bording school and hates Saskue Uchiha. Right. Just your average Naruto story then. FemNar/Sasuke, Shikamaru/OC, Tenten/Neji, Hinata/Kiba, Sakura/Gaara. First in the Consequences trilogy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 2-19-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
30. I Love Him! No, I do! reviews
Holly and Opal are fighting over something, but no one knows what.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-22-08 - Opal K. & Holly S. - Complete
31. In The Moonlight reviews
In the moonlight they talk, until he leaves her with just a promise.
Skybreaker - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete
32. Drowning In Your Gaze
I, the screaming fangirl, don't love you anymore Sasuke Uchiha. You're weak, human, not as I thought. I'm taking my love back. Poem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete
33. On The Inside reviews
An silently furious Kerry reflects on James' life and death. NOT Kerry/James. A bit OOC for Kerry. Poem.
Cherub - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete
34. Messed Up » reviews
Hey, I'm Kerry and- GABBY! PUT IT DOWN IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'THIS IS INTERESTING! PUT. MY. DIARY. DOWN! WHERE ARE YOU GOING! COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! GABRIELLE!
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 2-23-08
35. Lifeless reviews
Vampires and werewolves loath each other with a passion. They simply do not get on. Then two of these such creatures fall in love. There’s no way this story can end without bloodshed. But who will end up lifeless?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-22-08 - Complete
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