| A Warped View Of Reality |
Author has written 27 stories for Naruto, Galactik Football, Skybreaker, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Looking For Alaska, John Green, Wicked, Mortal Instruments, School of Rock, Merlin, Skins, and Alex Rider. Stories In Progress: So Not A Fairytale - chapter twenty eight, 24 percent, inappropriate ogling and a fist fight or two Hel On Earth - chapter thirteen, 1 percent, everyone paincs and Percy is remarkably unhelpful Misunderstood - chapter six, 30 percent, Peter arguing with gods + cursing his lack of wings Stockholm - chapter five, 14 percent, ON HIATUS UNTIL THE SUMMER I've suddenly lost my ability to write, and until it returns there will be no chapters because they will be epically bad, and no one wants that. I don't really use this site anymore, I will from time to time, but I mainly use my lj account, under glass_yam, and the stuff on there is a fair bit better - in my opnion - than the things on here, if you're interested :) | |||||||
1. So Not A Fairytale » reviewsD'Jok has a twin sister who Sinedd has developed an unhealthy, in his opinion, obession with, Mirco-Ice has found the love of his life, again, and her boyfriend may or may not be stalking Ahito. Not your average fairytale then. SineddxOC, Mirco-IcexOCGalactik Football - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 14,334 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 6-14-11 - Published: 3-27-08 - D'Jok & Sinedd2. Stockholm » reviewsAlex, captured by Artemis Fowl the second, is tortured as Artemis searches for the information Alex doesn't have. Neither of them could have predicted what would happen next. Rating for violence. Warning, possible OOCnessCrossover - Artemis Fowl & Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-16-10 - Published: 2-15-10 - Artemis F. & Alex R./Cub3. Hel On Earth » reviewsHel is Aphrodite's daughter. One who takes pleasure in locking Percy and Annabeth in cupboards together and making up imaginative names for Clarrise. Throw in a fatherly Ares, a sexy prick named Luke and a parrot called Nemo and you've got yourself a storPercy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,381 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 4-7-10 - Published: 10-30-08 - Luke C. & Percy J.4. A Troubled Child reviewsThat was when everything got bad. Will felt like his life was collapsing around him: his safety net, his anchor to reality, his world, was gone, and he couldn't cope. Will/Lancelot.Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-29-10 - William & Lancelot - Complete5. Misunderstood » reviewsPeter is the son of a winged being who enjoys setting him up with Austrailians, and Peter really does not appreciate Percy Jackson stalking him across Italy, especially when Percy doesn't want to sleep with him, because then it's just not fun.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-29-10 - Published: 1-24-10 - Percy J. & Nico A.6. Loss reviewsBut, inevitably happens in fairytales, that wicked witch crept into his mind, and BHAM! Everything changed. James/Sirius. Rating for language.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-22-10 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete7. Theirs reviewsEmily squeezed her hand, looking at her. She tried to look away, but she couldn't. She squeezed back, though. Cook/Naomi, sort of.Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-18-10 - Cook & Naomi C. - Complete8. I Can Resist Everything But Temptation » reviewsHanging out behind tapestries smoking with a gay bffl, isn't what most girls do on their Saturday nights, by Lily wasn't most girls. Just as Lysander isn't like most boys, and no one knows that better than Lily. Or Lorcan, for that matter. SlashHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-4-10 - Published: 8-30-09 - Lysander S. & Lorcan S. - Complete9. One Fell Swoop reviewsIt's always a disconcerting feeling, when something very safe, and sure, something you would have relied on forever, ups and leaves. Sort like when you miss a step going downstairs, and your stomach swoops, and you wonder how you could've missed it.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-24-10 - Nico A. & Percy J. - Complete10. I got me some bad news for you, Sunshine » reviewsMy sister was back, but without the one I loved, without the one who would have none of me, and now she wasn't here. Sandcest, Kankuro/TemariNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-7-10 - Published: 12-12-09 - Kankuro & Temari - Complete11. Broken » reviewsfour short chapters, each one from a different POV. AlbusxScorpius, James II xOCHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-12-09 - Published: 1-19-09 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M. - Complete12. Just Smile reviewsthis is basically a drabble from Gwen's pov about loving Morgana, lots of bitter resentment of Merlin/Arthur :/Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-12-09 - Gwen/Guinevere - Complete13. It Was Destiny, Really reviewsWhen we were six, she had stomped on my My Little Pony, the pink one with the purple tail and the glitter. Summer/Katie, mentions of Freddy/ZackSchool of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-2-09 - Summer H. & Katie - Complete14. When Right Is Wrong reviewsSet when Jace still thinks Clary's his sister. Poem. JacexClaryMortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-20-09 - Jace W. & Clary F. - Complete15. Affection reviewsLiir muses on his feelings for Trism, and Elphaba. Lism! Woop, i invented a pairing name!Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-20-09 - Liir - Complete16. Pretty Boy reviewsGaara pines after Naruto - if only the damn Uchiha would stop distracting Gaara's precious Naruto! Let the battle commence...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-16-09 - Gaara & Sasuke U. - Complete17. A Sexually Frustrated Bunny reviewsPudge and the Colonel in the woods by the lake, talking about summer, Alaska and being 'friends'. generally plotless and pointless smut - pudge/the colonel - occnessLooking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-6-09 - Pudge & The Colonel - Complete18. The Teme and His Dobe reviewsWhat does Naruto say to Sasuke's fangirls to make them sucicidal? And why is Sasuke looking at Naruto like that... sasunaru because it rocks - not to be taken too seriouslyNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-14-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete19. Because » reviewsD'Jok is heartbroken. The eyes trace his every move, knowing more about love than he does. MeixD'Jok or Mirco-IcexD'Jok, first chapter's Mei, second is Mirco-IceGalactik Football - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 3-22-08 - D'Jok - Complete20. Blond Moment reviewsAn involentary blond Shikamaru. An easily-angered Temari. A hysterical Naruto. And a melodramticly Ino-ish Ino. Throw in a bottle of hair die, and some convenientally placed rooves, and there you have yourself a typical Shika/Ino story :Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-18-08 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete21. Oh, Sod » reviewsAn insight in Annabeth's frustrated mind and Percy's terrified one - me...what the...I...ahhhhhhhh! Oh, sod it all. A light fluffy, and overall pointless Percatbeth, because there IS no other pairing!Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 7-1-08 - Complete22. His Flying Angel reviewsHe watches her as she soars, as she flies, as she floats and as she falls. NejixTenten. Poem.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete23. The Art Of Breathing reviewsWhy? Why did you stop his breaths? imagine Matt was killed when pirates attacked the Aurora, but after Skybreaker. KatexMatt. Poem.Skybreaker - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete24. Is There A Word? reviewsMatt thinks about to two great loves of his life; Kate and flying. Poem.Skybreaker - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete25. Consequences of Captivation » reviewsSo Naruto is Naruta, goes to an English bording school and hates Saskue Uchiha. Right. Just your average Naruto story then. FemNar/Sasuke, Shikamaru/OC, Tenten/Neji, Hinata/Kiba, Sakura/Gaara. First in the Consequences trilogy.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 2-19-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete26. I Love Him! No, I do! reviewsHolly and Opal are fighting over something, but no one knows what.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-22-08 - Opal K. & Holly S. - Complete27. In The Moonlight reviewsIn the moonlight they talk, until he leaves her with just a promise.Skybreaker - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete