| A Warped View Of Reality |
Author has written 33 stories for Naruto, Twilight, Cherub, Galactik Football, Skybreaker, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, American Dragon: Jake Long, Vampires, Looking For Alaska, John Green, Greek Mythology, Wicked, Mortal Instruments, and School of Rock. Name: Becki (or Rebecca Helen, your choice) Age: 16 (ah... all the wonderous things i am now legally allowed to do: come, Alfred, off to scotland we go!) Nationality: english, with, like, 1/8 spanish... Looks: 5"7, blue eyes, ash-blonde (it does exist!) hair Styles: fantasy, romance, humour Pairings: reeeaaaaaallly long list below Friends: my bessies are...; Alfred, Raura (other halves forver!), Stockton, Stickeh, Timmyboi und jay-jay you're all amazing, seriously Anything Else: i get high on sugar insanely quickly, i love bright clothes, bright colours& my music, which rules my life, no jks, i nearly DIED when i was stuck in london and my ipod ran out of battery :S - bad trance music, good trance music (a very rare thing), screamy metal songs, weird covers (i love I Kissed A Boy by Cobra Starship) and plinkyplonkyemopiano songs (Secondhand Serande) is what fills my ipod ALL TIME FAVE QUOTES, BE THEM DEPRESSING, FUNNY OR JUST PLAIN WEIRD: "Can't wear it to the opera. Can't wear it to a funeral. Can't use it to hang myself. It's a bit useless as ties go." - the Colonel; 'Looking For Alaska' "When adults say, 'Teenagers think they are invincible,' with that sly, stupid smile on their faces, they don't know how right they are." - Pudge; 'Looking For Alaska' "I probably would've sat there for the rest of the day, staring at the lava and trying to remember what my name was," - Percy Jackson; 'The Battle Of The Labyrinth' "I try to adjust to the dawn, letting the tears fall where they may, because it is morning; it is morning, and there is so much to see." - Gemma Doyle; 'That Sweet Far Thing' "Oh dear, I think I'm becoming a god." - Titus Flavius Vespasianus (Vespasian) on his deathbed; roman emperor from 69 A.D. to 79 A.D. "Just say you're a mute." - the fantastically intelligent me; somewhere along a VERY long road in cheshire "I’ve discovered I’m somewhat of a sadist. Your pain is quite amusing." - Lothome; their story 'What Have We Learned Today?' "always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much" - Oscar Wilde "it is better to be beautiful that to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly." - Oscar Wilde; 'The Picture of Dorian Grey' "to lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness" - Oscar Wilde; 'The Importance of Being Earnest' "I told you I was ill" - Spike Milligan, on his gravestone "'the time has come,' the walrus said, 'to speak of many things. Of shoes and ships and sealing was, of cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings'" - Lewis Carrol; 'Alice Through the Looking-Glass' "I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me," - Fall Out Boy; 'I Don't Care' "'Why,' Ron said, 'is everyone gay?'" - Credendo Vides; their story 'Normality Is To Freedom' on live journal "Laura: you're so strange Becki Me: but i'm loved, and thats all that matters laura falls off her chair laughing" - lunch time, a period of time ago... Pairings that i love or just make me laugh :D ... (very long, for people who are incredibly bored) Naruto: Sasuke/Naruto - without a doubt the longest drawn out romance EVER Neji/Tenten - not too sure why i like this pairing - there's just something so perfect about it lol, & the author Life.Is.Like.Sushi does some brilliant ones Shikamaru/Ino - ditto thought she SO doesn't deserve him Gaara/Sasuke - not cz theyd work particulularly well together or anything, but ooofft thats hot Gaara/Naruto - they're aborable, not quite as much as sasunaru but can be cute if done properly Sakura/Ino - just for fun & cause it makes me laugh SO much lol Vampire Knight: Yuuki/Zero - because theyre just meant to be Zero/Kamame - ooft... Yuuki/Aidou - sighs i love Aidou... Aidou/Zero - i am unhealthily obsessed with this pairing :D Death Note: L/Light - oh come on, only weird people (cough, laura, cough) dont understand this pairing!! School of Rock: Freddy/Zack - all the way, dude!! Harry Potter: Albus/Scorpius - i LOVE them - why can't people (stockton!) not see the perfectness?! Charlie/Tonks - yeah, yeah i KNOW shes just meant to be with remus, but seriously - her & charlie are just CUTE Sirius/James - screw Lily, its just too damned perfect! Remus/Sirius can go die in a hole. Slowly. because REMUS. IS. NOT. GAY! but james totally is and i don't care how little sense that makes Flint/Wood - the reasons obvious to anyone who's read hp Lysander/Lorcan - ah, good ol' twincest, but i prefer them to Fred and George for some reason James(II)/Teddy - im a fangirl. get over it. Looking For Alaska: Pudge/The Colonol - i mean, come on, how much hinting was there at the end? Percy Jackson: Percy/Annabeth - youre an idiot if you dont see this Percy/Luke - one word; destiny - theyre PERFECT for each other, more so than percabeth - dont kill me for that... check out A Bloody Suprising Development by Fanless Twilight: Edward/Jake - i HATE bella; shes the most annoying main character EVER! but edward/jake would just be FUNNY Galactic Football (oh yeah, im that cool :D): Sinedd/D'Jok - i ADORE this, tried and failed miserably to write some myself but its sooo cute D'Jok/Mirco-Ice - loving it, loving it, loving it Maximum Ride: Max/Fang - foreeeverrr though she is kind of annoying about him...with the whole i love him but ahhh! hes like my brother! thing Wicked: Liir/Trism - i utterly adore them, anyone who says otherwise is instantly on my 'will kill' list Liir/Nor - well he was weirdly fixated on finding her... Elphaba/Fiyero - obvious reasons oh, and how could i forget the most awesome parody slash EVER... Atermis Fowl/Alex Rider is just MEANT TO BE!! one of the best stories for this, i think, is A Crowd by Ever1 which is an artemis/alex/james sprintz story & she pulls it off amazingly, if youve got a minute i seriously recomend checking it out :) so you should have established by now that i am one of Them - yep; a fangirl! who can honestly resist a good bit of sasunaru though? Stories In Progress: I Can Resist Anything But Temptation - chapter three, 30 percent, this should be the last chapter, so will be longer than the other two. Lily+Lysander in a strip club... So Not A Fairytale - chapter twenty six, 0 percent, havent a clue about this chapter yet, im thinking ill introduce Sonny, but thatll take some work, so bear with me! Hel On Earth - chapter twelve, 30 percent, should have it finished soon - hopefully by the end of the day :D Consequences of Competition - is anyone acutally reading this? cz i might be able to drag out something vaguely resembling a decent story, but only if theres someone who actually wants it lol stories & updates will be coming slowly, cause of the whole evil GCSE thing - science modules over and done with - shit easy though :D thanx to everyone who wished me luck! i refuse to ever delete any of my stories, no matter how bad i think they are, or how many flames i get for them - so your stuck with them FOREVER!! | |||||||
1. It Was Destiny, Really reviewsWhen we were six, she had stomped on my My Little Pony, the pink one with the purple tail and the glitter. Summer/Katie, mentions of Freddy/ZackSchool of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-2-09 - Summer H. & Katie - Complete2. Never Say Never » reviewsMeet Alice Fey, a pureblood Slytherin and proud of it. Then there's Sirius Black, arrogant prankster and womanizer. Sparks are sure to fly...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,603 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-22-09 - Published: 9-30-09 - Sirius B. & OC3. Broken » reviewsDid he notice - the looks, the barely-there moments; touches as light as gossamer, a butterfly's wing. Did anything penetrate that hard shell of his? AlbusxScorpiusHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-19-09 - Published: 1-19-09 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M. - Complete4. Never Ever reviewsNever again, he said. And we didn't fight again. Ever. James II xOC, mentions of AlbusxScorpius. Sequel to 'Colours'Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-19-09 - OC & James S. P. - Complete5. Colours reviewsEyes hiding such sadness, it makes me sadangrymiserable too. And then there's her. The drowing girl. AlbusxScorpius. Sequel to Broken,Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-18-09 - Scorpius M. & OC - Complete6. I Can Resist Everything But Temptation » reviewsHanging out behind tapestries smoking with a gay bffl, isn't what most girls do on their Saturday nights, by Lily wasn't most girls. Just as Lysander isn't like most boys, and no one knows that better than Lily. Or Lorcan, for that matter.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-31-09 - Published: 8-30-09 - Lysander S. & Lily Luna P.7. When Right Is Wrong reviewsSet when Jace still thinks Clary's his sister. Poem. JacexClaryMortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-09 - Jace W. & Clary F. - Complete8. Hel On Earth » reviewsHel is Aphrodite's daughter. One who takes pleasure in locking Percy and Annabeth in cupboards together and making up imaginative names for Clarrise. Throw in a fatherly Ares, a sexy prick named Luke and a parrot called Nemo and you've got yourself a storPercy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,805 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 7-20-09 - Published: 10-30-08 - Luke & Percy J.9. So Not A Fairytale » reviewsD'Jok has a twin sister who Sinedd's developed an unhealthy, in his opinion, obession with, Mirco-Ice has found the love of his life, again, and her boyfriend may or may not be stalking Ahito. Not your average fairytale then. SineddxOC, Mirco-IcexOCGalactik Football - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,866 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 7-20-09 - Published: 3-27-08 - D'Jok & Sinedd10. Affection reviewsLiir muses on his feelings for Trism, and Elphaba. Lism! Woop, i invented a pairing name!Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-09 - Liir - Complete11. Pretty Boy reviewsGaara pines after Naruto - if only the damn Uchiha would stop distracting Gaara's precious Naruto! Let the battle commence...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-16-09 - Gaara & Sasuke U. - Complete12. Distant Angel reviewsshort poem about Aphrodtie, though she's called Venus in the poem, it just worked better :Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-14-09 - Aphrodite - Complete13. A Sexually Frustrated Bunny reviewsPudge and the Colonel in the woods by the lake, talking about summer, Alaska and being 'friends'. generally plotless and pointless smut - pudge/the colonel - occnessLooking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-6-09 - Pudge & The Colonel - Complete14. That Nightthe horses hooves make a sound as loud as thunder as it canters away, filled with fear of me, of the monster on its back. poem.Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Published: 2-14-09 - Complete15. The Teme and His Dobe reviewsWhat does Naruto say to Sasuke's fangirls to make them sucicidal? And why is Sasuke looking at Naruto like that... sasunaru because it rocks - not to be taken too seriouslyNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete16. Because » reviewsD'Jok is heartbroken. The eyes trace his every move, knowing more about love than he does. MeixD'Jok or Mirco-IcexD'Jok, first chapter's Mei, second is Mirco-IceGalactik Football - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 3-22-08 - D'Jok - Complete17. Blond Moment reviewsAn involentary blond Shikamaru. An easily-angered Temari. A hysterical Naruto. And a melodramticly Ino-ish Ino. Throw in a bottle of hair die, and some convenientally placed rooves, and there you have yourself a typical Shika/Ino story :Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-18-08 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete18. Consequences of Competition » reviewsSo everyone's back a year later, but new friends bring new consequences for Naruta... Sequel to Consequences of Captivation and second in the Consequences trilogy.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 4-13-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.19. Just For A Minute reviewsThey enjoy letting the façade go, leaving the pretence behind. Just for a minute. slash. coz its cool. JakexSpudAmerican Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-23-08 - Jake & Spud - Complete20. Expectations reviewsPerfection? Yes, I pretty much have that covered. Just as all other purebloods pretend to. We live a facade in our large houses, with our expensive furniture and love of the Dark Lord. We're just people, really. People trying to live up to expecations.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-08 - OC & Sirius B. - Complete21. Oh, Sod » reviewsAn insight in Annabeth's frustrated mind and Percy's terrified one - me...what the...I...ahhhhhhhh! Oh, sod it all. A light fluffy, and overall pointless Percatbeth, because there IS no other pairing!Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 7-1-08 - Complete22. His Flying Angel reviewsHe watches her as she soars, as she flies, as she floats and as she falls. NejixTenten. Poem.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete23. The Art Of Breathing reviewsWhy? Why did you stop his breaths? imagine Matt was killed when pirates attacked the Aurora, but after Skybreaker. KatexMatt. Poem.Skybreaker - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete24. Blue reviewsThat's what his eyes are. A cold, harsh, beautiful blue. HollyxArtemis. Poem.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-25-08 - Holly S. & Artemis F. - Complete25. Is There A Word? reviewsMatt thinks about to two great loves of his life; Kate and flying. Poem.Skybreaker - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete26. What He Wants reviewsWhat exactly does Artemis Fowl want? ArtemisxHolly. Poem.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-08 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete27. Consequences of Captivation » reviewsSo Naruto is Naruta, goes to an English bording school and hates Saskue Uchiha. Right. Just your average Naruto story then. FemNar/Sasuke, Shikamaru/OC, Tenten/Neji, Hinata/Kiba, Sakura/Gaara. First in the Consequences trilogy.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 2-19-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete28. I Love Him! No, I do! reviewsHolly and Opal are fighting over something, but no one knows what.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-22-08 - Opal K. & Holly S. - Complete29. In The Moonlight reviewsIn the moonlight they talk, until he leaves her with just a promise.Skybreaker - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete30. Drowning In Your GazeI, the screaming fangirl, don't love you anymore Sasuke Uchiha. You're weak, human, not as I thought. I'm taking my love back. Poem.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete31. On The Inside reviewsAn silently furious Kerry reflects on James' life and death. NOT Kerry/James. A bit OOC for Kerry. Poem.Cherub - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete32. Messed Up » reviewsHey, I'm Kerry and- GABBY! PUT IT DOWN IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'THIS IS INTERESTING! PUT. MY. DIARY. DOWN! WHERE ARE YOU GOING! COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! GABRIELLE!Cherub - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 2-23-0833. Lifeless reviewsVampires and werewolves loath each other with a passion. They simply do not get on. Then two of these such creatures fall in love. There’s no way this story can end without bloodshed. But who will end up lifeless?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-22-08 - Complete