Hiya, I'm Vicky, I love Tamora Pierce and ALL her books!! I like ALL the characters(yes, even Roger and Joren, although not as much) EXCEPT Orzorne(prolly spelled wrong.) I absolutly hate him! well I've noticed that people put their favorite pairings usually so well here are mine.

Ok, so I take requests, I get bored very easily and unless I get my thoughts out of my head I tend to give people a headache(i.e. MY MOM!) how do I give them a headache? Well I simply spill out every single thought in my head outloud. So, give me some ideas but please keep in mind that I dont know all the books and stuff out there, so pick a topic that I have written about in my stories section ok?

Also I support Gay-ness(yes I know it isn't a word) or well im NOT a homophobe ok? Before recently I wasn't a homophobe per se but I didn't want anything to do with it, so naturally I didn't read any M/M stories, but I found out that a lot of M/M stories have better plotlines then the F/M ones lol so you could say I don't even read M/F stories anymore lol so you will see a lot of Gay story pairings below especially in the Final Fantasy section and also in Harry Potter, so you were warned! Also one last note, I am HOOKED on M/M stories but I still think that being gay or lesbian is wrong, I'm sorry it's because of my religion I'm a christian and the bible says it's wrong, not saying of course that I hate hay people, om the contrary I have two friends who are gay and one who is bi, so that's not the case =) Ok. here's my pairings!

Tamora Pierce

George/Alanna-this is the only person that Alanna should EVER be paired with, not even Liam!

Jon/Thayet-Doy! Who else could keep Jon from beinga a prick ; )

Dom/Kel-Kel doesn't belong with anyone else

Numair/Daine-speaks for itself

Kaddar/Kalasin-only person i could think to put with kaddar

Raoul/Buri- perfect for each other!

Evin/Miri-I have heard of this couple and both know who they are, I have not read and fics about them but form who they are I consider this to be a good couple

Neal/Yuki- DUH!

Aly/Nawat- In LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE with this pairing, perfect for each other. Nawat he's so innocent! AWWWWWW so adorable =)

Harry potter

Harry/Ginny-I love this couple

Hermione/Lupin-absolutly perfect for one another, minus the age difference not that i have ever cared about how far apart people are

Hermione/Draco- I seriously fell in love with this pariing

Hermione/Fred-I love when she and one of the twins are together, though it's pretty close which one I like better.

Hermione/George-Like said above, it's hard to choosem but im thinking her and george are better, and that's just because I think there are better Hermione/George stories then H/F ones.

Hermione/George and Fred-This is the only time I will read about a three-some. I like this better then her and george together.

Ron/Luna- I hate lavender so sorry people who like her and ron togehter, she goes after any guy who's cute.

Ginny/Sirius-they are both cocky tho sirius more so when he was younger, both very fiery specially ginny

Hermione/Sirius- If you haven't figured it out by now that I love reading about Hermione then you are quite daft =)

Hermione/Salazar- yes, werid as it may sound there are some very good stories out there about them.

Hermione/Snape-I LOVE Snape, If you don't like him then, more of him for me! He is aweosme, and he is NOT evil in anyway, if you disagree read the bloody 7th book okay?

Harry/draco-This pairing is great because they are really alike, both are seriously misunderstood and used by the adults around them.

Harry/Sirius-yes even tho its his godfather and is like more than twice his age its still awesome, tho most i read are time travel ones so their both the same age.

Harry/tom Riddle Jr.-yes these are AWESOME!

Harry/Salazar-really werid but good pairing the ppl who wrote these are truly genuises.

Fred/George-Ok i no i said twincest is gross, and yes i still think its wrong, but the thing is i read these fics and it made me realize twins are so close its kinda weird it doesn't happen more often you know? Well i read quite a lot of these.

Harry/Fred-Harry/George-Fred/harry/george-these are all in the same category so i love these pairings a lot!

Sirius/Remus- I think it would work =)

Harry/Remus-not my favorite but possible.

Eragon

Eragon/Arya-i like this pairing im always yelling at my book for Arya to stop being so damn stubborn!

Roran/Katrina-well the whole second book(or was it the first?) was only half about Roran leading the villagers all over creation to find her lol

Twilight

basically all the canon pairings.

Edward/Bella-not gonna even go into this one, we'd be hear till nest year.

Alice/Jasper-totally perfect for the other, he's calm she's hyper and well yea, the yfit like a glove.

Emmett/Rosalie-perfect casue they are both...um loud? during activities best left unknown wink wink

Carlisle/Esme-both kind hearted and loving parent figures

Renesme/Jake-SOOOO better than JAke/Bella, which I depise, you'll see it down under hated pariings.

Bella/Carlisle-yes i no ur going ewwwww well i dont love it but i read one story and well it was good but i cried just thinking of her cheating on edward so i dont read them anymore

Jasper/Bella-this is just fun reading, only sai thing about these stories is that edward usually dies or leaves her

Emmett/Bella-also fun to read about, same as Jasper and her.

fianl fantasy X/X-2

Yuna/Tidus-she can't be with anyone else, I jsut can't read it when she is with someone else

Paine/Baralia-this is an awesome pairing!

Gippal/Nahalda-I like this pairing becasue I hate when they put him and Rikku together also if he is with Nahalda when you shorten them in a summery instead of Rippal(rikku/Gippal) it says Nippal(hehe.. sorry I'm still tired im not usually like this.)

Gippal/Rikku/Baralai- yea Im not really into threesomes but i read one story of this and oddly i liked it.

Auron/Rikku-ULITMATE PAIIRING! This is the best pariing in the world and I love it more than any other one I have read, even in other catagories. and there is only a 12 year difference between them, becasue in the game he is 27 not 35, someone said so and gave proof to back it up. (I read it in a review) besides you could love anyone, it's not about them physically but who they are on the inside(that sounds corny), so if the guy is 20 years older who cares? Not me!

Leblanc/Nooj-she's obsessed with him enough so she can keep him.

Lulu/Wakka-no one else could fit better.

the only other peson I could think of is Kihmari, and he can go with some lady Ronso on Gagazet.

Lenne/Shuyin-AWWWWWWW their so CUTE together!

Auron/Tidus-never read one but I have read a reference to one, i think it would be interesting but i still think Rikku is the only one for Auron =)

Final Fantasy 8

Squall/Rinoa-definlatly the best couple.

Final Fantasy 7

Cloud/Zack-My favorite pairing EVER

Cloud/Sephiroth-yea their enemies but the fics are really good read one their cool.

Zack/Sephiroth-this is cool too.

Sephiroth/cloud/zack-these are just hilarious especially the lemon cause its still sex but the writers make it funny too.

Angeal/Zack-Couldn't resist! I mean c'mon Angeal calls him his puppy! how cute is that? lol the whole mentor/student things isn't bad either ; )

Sephiroth/Genesis-only time i like this paring is when all the other ppl paired with him above is taken, like if zack and cloud are together and angeal is dead(omg im cyring) or cloud zack and angeal are together, that leaves sephiroth and genesis left, but i would NEVER put genisis with anyone else he's just...idk i don't like him that much.

Vincent/Yuffie-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! I fell in LOOOOOOOOOVE with them together! They are so cute! He is all emotionless and she is a bundle of feeling, it's perfect! She is the ONLY one who can break past his hard shell around his heart, and Vinny is just plain HOT!!

Final Fantasy 9

Zidane/Dagger-basically the only couple i like that is there to make a connection with

Steiner/Beatrix-they belong together since they both guard the castle together.

Vivi/that girl with blue hair-yea i forget her name, but the one who likes Zidane, I mean her and Vivi are the same size and even Vivi deserves love.

NCIS

Gibbs/Tony-absolute FAV pairing

Gibbs/Abby- my second fav pairing, this was the first pairing i read in this section.

Abby/McGee-they are so CUTE together!

Tony/Ziva-I dont read this pairing but when I watch the show this is the pairing I'm always thinking about, so this is my main pairing for when I watch NCIS but when I read any fics its back to TIBBS (Tony/Gibbs)

Teen Titans(yes I know im suuuuuuch a dork!)

Robin/Beast Boy-Yes another M/M but BB is so cute when Robin is being smexy and dominant!

Robin/Raven-In the TV series Robin got pretty close to Raven, and I think he would have been able to get further if it wasn't a kids cartoon =)

Raven/Beast Boy-yea they share a couple of moments too, besides I firmly believe that opposites attract so yea this is as opposite as it can get.

Robin/Slade-actually I take what I said about Raven and BB back, THIS is as opposite as you can get, but this is my FAVORITE pairing out of them all, just becasue it's so unique and a lot of good authors wrote these, so they are detailed and accurate if you want to read one just look for the story Black Sheep Wanted, it's REALLY good!

Robin/Red X-Yes another villain/Robin pairing, you see my mind has made Robin into one of those people who like all the "bad boys" well at least he doesn't know he likes them till he gets with them or they molest him or something haha, anyway also a good pairing a close second on my favorite pairings list.

Oh if you haven't figured it yet, I like to read Teen Titan stories that are centered around Robin, he IS my fav character, though I read some BB centered ones and I liked them too.

hated/despised pairings.

Harry Potter

Hermione/Peter-why ANYONE would put ANYONE with peter is beyond me.

Draco/Pansy-YUCK! Pansy is gross so yea I really don't have to explain there.

Hermione/Ron-EWWWWWW I don't like this paring in fact I hate it, I jsut wanted you all to know, so no I don't like her a nd ron together like that, actually in the book it is fine, but never when I read fanfics.

Harry/Voldemort-very diff then harry/Tom Riddle Jr. Tom and Voldemort i consider two diff people so when harry is with Voldy I HATE it, but with Tom it's ok =)

Eragon

Eragon/Brom-Haven't seen any of these but I REALLY don't want to.

Eragon/Murtagh- Hello people! They are BROTHERS! that's wrong and nasty! incest is baaaad! (The only exception is the only incest pairing i read which also happens to be twincest, George/Fred)

Twilight

Jake/Bella- that's the only pariing that I realy hate, I don't even give the others a thought, but after seeing New Moon my decision is starting to waver a bit.

Tamora Pierce

Daine/Perin-NO!

Daine/Ozorne- I dont know how to spell his name but I HATE that guy!

Jon/Alanna-I love Jon and I love Alanna but not together. Thayet is the one for him and no one but George can even TOUCH Alanna while she's in a temper without getting whacked by lightening =)

Aly/anyone else besides Nawat-I fimly believe that Nawat is the only one for her, sorry!

FF7

Cloud/aerith-ok so nothing agaisnt this pairing but i just dont read it. it doesn't interest me.

tifa/aerith-ok i cant read female/female maybe cause i am a girl and cant imagine me with a girl its gross and weird. no offfense to anyone of course. =)

Barrett/Cloud-EWWWWW! Sorry I can't picture Barrett with anyone sorry!

NCIS

Really there is only one pairing and its Gibbs/Jenny I just dont like it. end of story.

Teen Titans

Robin/StarFire-Nothing against them together, but it's just so bloody OBVIOUS in the cartoon I got sick of it, and too many Robin/StarFire stories out there, it's just too cliche lol sorry.

If I think of anymore, I'll add them, have a happy day or night depending on whenever your reading this!

~Vicky

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90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

You know you live in 2006 (or later) when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'
The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own a construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.' The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'

One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we; feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?' The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.' The three friends said: 'What a shame...what a disappointment. ' The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'

Female Come Backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

º◦۰•- HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG -•۰◦º

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

If you believe that homophobia is wrong, copy and re post this into your blog.

My faith: Jesus:
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Went to a party Mom...

(read all the way to the bottom and sign your name)

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!'
So I love you and goodbye.

Please post this on your profile.

"Try not to Cry"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Story Status:

Ok, so I'll out down the status of the stories that will be continued, they arn't in order mind you.

Curiosity Killed The Cat: I'm thinking of putting another Crack Fic as a sequel up, it will take place in Harry's original Time period and tie up some loose ends that I noticed when I re-read it when I wasn't half insane.(I left a lot of things incomplete, and contridicted myself in some places) So I'll get that up when I'm in the mood, I mean I dont HAVE to make it make sense since Crack Fics arn't really SUPOSE to make sense in the first place, so whenever I want with that update.

Camping Trip: I'm putting it up for adoption, but if no one adopts it or anything I will just put it on hold and update when I feel like it, or an idea comes to me, or I'm in the mood(whichever comes first)

Much Ado About Nothing:Quick note, the title has NOTHING to do with the story, it just sounded cool to me, Ok, well I plan on updating soon, but I have to write the chapter first so I'll hurry.

Does Every Dog Really Have Its Day?:Ok, this is one I jsut started and plan on updating SOON! Because I wrote out a frakken Time line AND characterization for all my OC's. so I know what's going to happen up till the end of the story, but I have to find a way to get it rolling so to say, and fill in little details that happen to get the character's the the events that I have planned you know? So, if I update anything, this will be the first one to be updated, especially since I'm going through a Teen Titans phase(which is odd for a 16 year old who should be at least some what mature)

So, there you have it my duckys my story status section, ta-ta cherio and all that jazz!

~ In Love With A Dead Warrior