Hi, this is me. I am discontinuing my account, so there will be no further updates. I have found that the way I wrote fanfiction was unhealthy for me, so I have stopped. I will keep most of my stories up, though I will delete the Naruto one, because a number of people have my stories on favourites. My profile will be partially deleted, the quotes and stuff like that remaining.

For Alex Rider fans: I am putting my story, "Airport Surprises" up for adoption. I think this story is funny and I know a lot of people who want to see it continued, me being one of them. If you want to adopt it, notify me by sending me a PM and I will send you my notes and the documents. You don't have to use me notes at all, but they're there so you may if you do want to. I will keep my part updated here, with the notion ADOPTED BY USERNAME, STORY CONTINUES AT LINK. There are some ideas for the story suggested in reviews, you can read those if you wish.

All my other stories are on permanent hiatus from now on.

I want to thank everyone who faved and/or reviewed, I am very happy that you like(d) my stories. I am writing my own book now, I hope I can make something awesome out of it.

If anyone wants help with an addiction to manga or anime, you can PM me. I am being serious. Such an addiction is no fun.

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Hi, this is my profile (didn't guess that, did ya, after pressin' that fine little button with 'authors profile') and I hope it doesn't bore you out of your brain : ). If it does, feel free to leave. 'snot like I can say: READ. I can, however, type it. Which I just did. Oh boy. 'Ts gettin' late alright...I think. What's the time? -looks at watch- Yep, 's getting late...

I have a deviantart account, where I've uploaded a pencil and digital coloured Mathilda... My first tries on a wolf as well. I'ts not that bad actually. It's

http://angoea.deviantart.com/

Shameless self promoting, I know! But someone's gotta do it! XP

A bit about me: My real name ain't gonna be on the internet, but you can call me lessira, amuria(my other account), taisa or lessie. I don't respond to wistling however. :P
I live in Holland, the north of, and I do NOT speak Fries. I am a Fries by birth but I REFUSE to recognize it as an official language. (which it is, darn)

Hobbies: DUDE!! I LOVE QUOTIN'.(insane cackle) So long as they're fun quotes, but I suppose you got the point, otherwise you got it now.(just in case you didn't get that one, here's another: here it comes: are you ready? alright, you talked me into it: . was that worth it or WHAT??) I'll put some in. oeoeoeoe. (if you're here already, be warned, you just had the portion of insanity wich an adult person of about 80 kilo's can be exposed to without being contaminated. I suggest you read on, seeing you can never have too much fun :D)

Sports: Tang Soo Do(Korean fighting art), swimming, tennis, climbing(YEAH), running, bungee jumping, basketball, skydiving, (practically everything you can't properly do without breaking any bones, at yet succeeding in that exact thing), tamponhockey(I feel so sorry for this sport), beating guys at aaaaalll those things(hehe, just because I can), and so on and so forth. I feel like cackling while reading this... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAA!! pfieuw, glad to have that off my chest.

I make no sense... :P

Warning: The next is so long-assed, if you want to get to my stories quick, I suggest you skip this :P

Quotes: (Mine are mostly in Dutch sooo, if you'd want a translation just let me know : ))(It's only one here, but oh, whatever...;P)

If they aren't in Dutch and there's no name with it, it isn't mine but I just don't know who's it is.

"I noticed you noticing me, I'm just gonna put you on notice that I noticed you too." -Brian

'I don't have a problem with you. It's just certain personality traits of yours that I loath.'-mine

Be so kind as to stay out off my business. That way you will keep the ability to tend to your own for longer than the passing of this encounter. - mine

People never bother me from a distance. They don't get that far. - mine

I would rather people hate me for who I am than love me for who I am not.

Abcent, als je voor pret bent.

NFIed, Not Fucking Interested.-my father's(but I think he got it off the internet too...)

Ehehe, I’m not sadistic, nooooo...-mine

Stay away from the kitchen!-mine

'Nobody is perfect. I am a nobody. Therefore, I am perfect.' - unknown undergraduate somewhere in Europe, New Scientist.

I swear, they get scarier when they get pinker. -mine

“Bryan has this amazing gift that no matter what he says, it always comes out sounding like an insult,"-Elemental Gypsy

I have a very creative imagination and it often out-runs my common sense. Result: major trauma after imagining my Math teacher in shorts...'-mine

'That's 'cause you're my brother, dude. What matters to you, matters to me.' -silence- 'Oh, well, that's not entirely true...'-mine

Right! Coffee. Shower. Coffee. Breakfast. Coffee. Go! … I may have a slight caffeine addiction.

Fuck identification. I have the right to be a nobody!- the Large

“Thank you very much for telling the whole world Lex. Now, sit still so I can kill you.”

Christmas Turkeys?? Never heard anybody sing about the ‘Christmas Bleeding-Unidentified-Dead-Animal’?

Yeah, you saved my life, but it wasn't in need of saving at all. So's more like, conveniently maintained. -Mine

Whoever says nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know."

I may not look like much, but I’m a pro at pretending to be a ninja!

I like to make myself laugh, when other people laugh with me, I stop and stare at them, just for the heck of it.-mine

Light travels faster than sound, therefore, someone may seem beautiful until you hear them speak.

I stood there in the mess and heard a voice that said: Smile, it could have been worse, and I stood there and smiled and it got worse.

I, hereby declare as a knight of the invisible table to protect nothing.

I don’t know what you’re trying to do, but I do know you’re wasting my time. Stop, or I’ll waste you.-mine

Help the homeless. Take me home with you! - Nick

Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no-one is looking.

'Hey, I don't know how old my brother is!' "You don't know how old I am?" 'Oh, wait, I do. Damn, that comment just made absolutely no sense.'-mine

If that's supposed to be a pick-up line, you'll be picking up your bodyparts in a few moments.-mine

...So I'm a Schizophrenic Pyromaniac Psychopath?
-shrugs- I can deal with that...

"We don't damage it any more then we have to. Which means we blast it to splinters."-The Forever War.

“The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.”.

"I can't believe she knows my name!" Eagle said miserably on Sunday morning. It came out as a muffled kind of moan because his face was pressed against the pillow Fox had shoved in his face earlier in a vain attempt to shut him up.

"Sorry?" Snake said, adding dryly, "I don't speak pathetic bastard."

A Story Of How Much Fate Can Screw With You During A Single Bus Ride

As Told By Eragon – A Steady Bus Rider-an Eragon fic

Sayings

"Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them."

"God must love stupid people - He made so many."

"The trouble with life is there's no background music."

(Sign shown in a non-smoking zone) "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

(After taking a drink from a mug) "This would taste a lot better if there was actually something in this cup."

"Though he has not so much brain as earwax." (Shakespear)

"Gimme back my chocolate, punk!"

"People don't want to hear about other people. People want other people to hear about themselves."

"I am accustomed to sleep and in my dreams to imagine the same things that lunatics imagine when awake."

"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind."

"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A person who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."

"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"

"Eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?"

"What does this button do?"

"I have super shutup powers."

"Which wire was i supposed to cut?"

"hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?"

"There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't."

"Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go."

"There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead."

"A friend is someone who's there for you whether he'd rather be somewhere else or not."

"In any sufficiently large group of people, most are idiots."

"We have only one person to blame, and that's eachother."

"I am nobody... Nobody is perfect... I must be perfect then!"

"Here, officer. Hold my beer while i find my liscense."

"Birdie, birdie in the sky. Why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, taste's like sap, OMG! It's birdie crap!"

"The whole world is going to hell, and i'm driving the bus!"

"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."

"I love him, o yes i do. He's for me and not for you. And if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face!"

"Dain bramage."

"Access denied... Na, nah, nah, nah, nah!"

"I intend to live forever... so far, so good."

"Eagles may soar, but weasles dont get sucked into jet engines."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"My mechanic told me, 'I could'nt repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder.'"

"If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Dont drink and drive. You might spill your beer."

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

"You! Out of the gene pool, Now!"

"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

"Okay, so what's the speed of dark?"

"I'd kill for a nobel peace prize."

"Permitted vehicles not allowed."

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."

"If it were'nt for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candle light."

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing"

"When you really want grape juice, but life gives you lemons instead, then make lemonade, because it's the only thing you've got to work with... Even though you REALLY wanted grape juice!"

"When you really want grape juice, but life gives you lemons instead, Throw them back and demand grapes!"

"I haven't commited a crime. What i did was fail to comply with the law."

'If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.'- silly signs

'I never used to suffer from insanity, I loved it.'-silly signs

'Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.'-silly signs

'Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.'

'I'm a little crazy, so sue me.'

"Life is a game, play it carefully.

"People are stupid; a person is not."

'Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me, and be my friend.'

'When you want grape juice, but life gives you lemons, make grape juice and leave them wondering how.'

'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you tomatoes, make bloody-marys. When life gives you machine guns, NOW it's telling you something.'

'The world is going to explode, but I don't wanna die(cry's like a baby for 2 hours)(stops crying)Wait I don't have to go to school now. Yippy!'

' I tried rock-climbing once. I made it to the top. I tried to jump up and down, but then I fell off.'

'If your phone lines are down please call your operator'

'When life gives you lemons, find people with paper cuts'

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Worlds

Did you know there are many different worlds?

There's your world

my world

fake world

real world (hate that one)

shadow world (can't see!)

light world (I'm blind!)

loud world (I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!)

quiet world (shh but shh I shh need shh FINE shh)

doctor world (time for your shot. Mwahahahaha!!)

cyber world (I think I caught a virus)

math world (E=5+78x/29 ...wha?)

singing world (Lalalala ...wha?)

dumb world ( ...wha?)

drama world (Nooo! My pencil is gone! What am I going to do now?!)

water world (hey! I can't swim!!)

normal world (...)

pirate world (arrgg!)

trash world (ewww!!)

colour world (ohh the colours)

abnormal world (a flying fish and a swimming bird?)

laughing world (I don't get it HAHAHAHAHAHA but I didn't HAHAHAHAHA forget it HAHAHAHAH)

beginning world (are those babies?)

heaven world (ohh the light)

under world (look at the fire)

polite world(ok I'll kill them for you)

end world (bye-bye)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006,Viper-Gothica, jasminemyrose, Inner Dragon, Akaatje, lessira

If you're a girl and you've ever beaten a guy in an arm wrestle, copy this into your profile! (sorry girls only)

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list so I know I'm not the only one: alansquill, True Colours

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go on about your favourite pairings on fanfiction and no one has any idea what you are talking about. crazy iz when you shout "YAY" for no apparent reason in the middle of a maths test (soo embarassing by the way - try to resist) Crazy is when you suggest to the cool girls that they come in to school without makeup. Crazy is obsessing over a fandom and living a happier life because of it. Crazy is what will set the world to rights. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you too are on the Quest for General Awesomness, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought: I cannot do this, and then done it, copy and paste, and add you name and the scenario to the list. TrueColours, singing a solo, lessira, punching through a wooden board on my first karate exam,

Alex Rider-

Airport Surprises:UP FOR ADOPTION