| Minerva McTabby |
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Earthsea Trilogy, Little Women, Mansfield Park, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Vanity Fair. Random parodist, hanging around the HP fandom since late 2001. Marvolo family historian, pre-HBP. Product of the Australian education system. Essential aspects of lifestyle: cats, computers, coffee, chocolate, lots of books. In the HP fandom, I'll read almost anything - gen, slash, het, Snapefics, Slythfics, Lupinfics, Riddlefics, pastfics, squick-fics, Squidfics, et cetera. I have a special fondness for oddfics, a tendency to rhyme at will, an OC who's Voldie's grandpa, an irresistible urge to mock summaries, and an inexplicable fascination with Peeves the poltergeist. You can find me as "mctabby" at Dreamwidth or at LiveJournal. Any of my writing that's too rude for FF.net is probably at AO3 or at Skyehawke or in my LJ Memories. Check out the C2 for Young Dumbledore fics: stories of Albus in his Hogwarts years or as a young man. Includes Albus turned young by a spell, or time travel. Young Aberforth and Ariana fics too. Gen, slash, het. McTabby's Random Opinions Best story in the HP fandom: the 7-fic Sacrifices Arc series by Lightning on the Wave. Best Voldemort quote in fanfic: "Potter, did your mother take Felix Felicis all through her pregnancy?" (from Twisted by cheryl_bites) Best rewrite of the "Harry and Draco meet at Madam Malkin's" scene: in Chapter 5 of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong Any fandom cursed with a green-eyed character will soon get bloody tired of the word "emerald" popping up in fanfics. Fandom's best Sorting Hat song - by Textualsphinx, to the tune of Mac the Knife: "I'm the hat that / Reads your mind, dears, / And there's nothing / You can hide..." | |||||
1. Osborne of OursDobbin and Mrs. Dobbin have this much in common, at least: George Osborne messed with their heads as well as their hearts. (Love triangle, slash and het. George/Dobbin, George/Amelia, Dobbin/Amelia. Written for Yuletide 2012.)Vanity Fair - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Published: 1-12-13 - Complete2. Ordinary Chocolate reviewsMost times, Wonka made candy for the sake of making candy. This time, he made it for Charlie. - Written for Yuletide 2009.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-27-12 - Charlie Bucket & Willy Wonka - Complete3. the Snape we love is unredeemed reviewsA tribute to Severus Snape. Based on "the boys i mean are not refined" by e.e. cummings.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-26-09 - Severus S. - Complete4. As the Starling Said » reviewsLet other pens dwell on Edmund/Fanny. This is Mary/Maria, in the disagreeable aftermath of Mary/Edmund and Maria/Henry. - Femmeslash. Written for Yuletide 2008.Mansfield Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,466 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-4-09 - Published: 1-2-09 - Complete5. Every Evil Its Good » reviewsHe is twenty-two when he proposes to her for the first time and she refuses him. Twenty-six years will pass before he does it again. Jo/Laurie, WIPLittle Women - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,782 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 12-15-07 - Published: 11-27-07 - Jo & Laurie6. Afterlife Snape reviewsDead Snape explores his options. References to mythology, LotR, Discworld, DH Epilogue. Gen, no pairing.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 11-16-07 - Severus S. - Complete7. The Drabble Collection » reviewsShort and random HP things, rated K to M. Gen, slash, het, humor, squick, smut, angst. Featuring Snape, Harry, Hermione, Albus, Riddle, Voldemort, Sirius, Draco, Peeves, Dobby, ghosts, Dementors, Squid, etc.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-14-07 - Published: 10-11-03 - Severus S. & Voldemort8. Sparkweed reviewsGed/Jasper slash. Set after the Festival of Sunreturn at the end of "A Wizard of Earthsea" Chapter Three. Written for Yuletide 2004.Earthsea Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-2-05 - Complete9. Meme reviewsA completely improbable account of what might have happened to Sirius beyond the veil.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-16-04 - Sirius B. & Albus D. - Complete10. Two Worlds Apart reviewsTom Riddle: abilities, choices, and the start of a journey. Chapter One Tom gets his Hogwarts letter, and Albus Dumbledore takes him to Diagon Alley.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,793 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-27-03 - Tom R. Jr. & Albus D.11. The Sorting Ceremony, 1851 reviewsA poor boy meets some rich boys. Meanwhile, Tom Riddle's grandfather and Albus Dumbledore are Sorted. A Two Worlds and In Between flashback from Carus Tamino's point of view.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-24-03 - Albus D. - Complete12. You look tired, Harry Potter reviewsA parody of "You are old, Father William" from Alice in Wonderland. Snarry, SS/HP slash.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 65 - Published: 5-24-03 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete13. Got a MALFOY as my SEX TOY reviewsParody of "There's a WOCKET in my POCKET" by Dr. Seuss. A celebration of Slytherin sexuality, written in honor of the Slytherin Fuh-Q Fest.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 65 - Published: 5-5-03 - Severus S. & Draco M. - Complete14. Two Worlds and In Between » reviewsA saga of the Potterverse in the 19th Century. Opens at Hogwarts in 1855, with the Dumbledore brothers and Julius Marvolo, grandfather of Tom Riddle. Pre-HBP AU. Muggle-born Dumbledores. No Gaunts.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 59,162 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 11-11-02 - Published: 4-6-02 - Albus D. & Aberforth D.15. PtQ in a Nutshell » reviewsFriendly parody of "Pawn to Queen" - a Snape/Hermione fic by Riley. Goes up to PtQ Chapter 25. Warning: this parody is full of spoilers, and won't make sense if you haven't read PtQ.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 4-30-02 - Published: 1-5-02 - Severus S. & Hermione G.16. The Guy with the Eye reviewsPotterverse parody of The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss. Set in GoF year - with Crouch-Moody as the Cat, Harry and Draco as the kids, Fawkes as the Fish, Mary Sue as Thing One and Thing Two.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 119 - Published: 3-2-02 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete17. That Potter Slash reviewsGreen Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 463 - Published: 1-3-02 - Complete