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Author has written 1 story for Camp Rock. About me: Sterling Knight is mine so you can't have him! LOL! Spam!! "Owww!! My big squishy pink headphones hurt my ears! And now your ears will hurt too! BAM!" "Poof! You is Gone!" "I SPAMITH YOU!!" LOL! Spam!! Why hello there! My name is Amy. I'm at this very moment, 14. One of my friends has the same birthday, July 20th (Billy Mayes also had that birthday). Also, my cousin Amy (who looks quite a bit like me but is much shorter and older) shares my birthday too. Coincidence? I enjoy writing stories for fanfiction and Gibbs Slapping people. My favorite show is NCIS. Some might saw I'm a bit obsessed (Well that's because I am! DUH!) My favorite artist is Taylor Swift (I'm also obsessed with her). I want to be just like her. Personality-wise, we're identical. Appearence-wise, almost, except I'm 5'7" with straight hair, and I weigh more than 115lbs. Some say I might be quite mature for my age, but I can be quite immature... When I'm with my best friends that is... Yes, I do use myself in my stories. Anyways... Lets talk about some things I like! My favorite animal is an Arabian Horse. My favorite website is FanFiction (Duh!) I like tons of other stuff too, but I don't really want to tell you about that now. If you have any questions, PM me! You know you live in 2008 (Or 2009) when: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. copy and paste if you; -jump or twitch when you hear any names from twilight, mostly edward -have read each book over 10-15 times or more -have done something other than read the books such as make posters, cd's, book covers exetera. -compare every guy to edward cullen. -wish you could move to forks, or a place with cullen as the street name. -when you had to do a power point on 5 famous mathematicians did James Cullen as one even though you found 2 sentances on him, just because he has the name cullen (Added by Amy) -Spent your entire choir period serching through the sheet music finding names similar to Twilight characters (Also added by Amy) -Laugh when you find refrences to Twilight in other books (Such as Harry Potter for instance) -relate almost everything in real life to twilight, like names, sayings, quotes, dates. -cried when edward left in new moon and screamed and almost ripped the book. -screamed and punched the book and scratched the name jacob when jacob kissed bella in eclipse. -jumped and screamed when each of the breaking dawn quotes came out. - went to a release party for the books. -recomend the books to everyone you meet. - want your first car to either be a silve shiny volvo, a yellow porsche (HECK YES!!), a big jeep, or a red convertible. -love the rain Copy and paste if every one of those things apply to you! yyou know yyour obsessed with Twilight if... -yyou run to yyour window everyy night before yyou go to bed just to see if Edward is there -when ever yyou go to the bathroom now for anyy reason is now calling it 'a human moment' -yyou tryy to control yyour thoughts because yyou think that Edward might here them -when ever yyou are about to do something stupid and know that its stupid, yyou do it anyywayy just so yyou can hear Edward in your head telling yyou not to do it -yyou are considering jumping in front of a moving van to see if Edward will save yyou -yyou have a friend or relative named James and whenever yyou are around him yyou get scared because yyou think he might all of a sudden throw yyou across the room and break everyy bone in yyour bodyy -yyou find yyour self yyelling at yyour books telling Edward to just change Bella into a vampire alreadyy -when yyou read the book and look up and don't remember where yyou are because yyou thought yyou were in Forks, WA -when yyou go to a restaurant and see boxs labeled 'forks' and yyou think that something important from Forks, Washington is in there -yyou constantlyy have to tell people that vampires don't burn in the sun (theyy sparkle), theyy don't sleep in coffens (theyy just dont sleep), theyy don't have fangs, theyy aren't scared of onions, and theyy don't all eat people -yyou and yyour boyyfriend have matching t-shirts: yyours sayys "stupid lamb" and his said "sick, masochistic lion"... he hates it -yyour boyyfriend thinks yyou are cheating on him when yyou sayy how much yyou love edward. yyou then explain that he is a character from a book. now he reads the book to make sure yyou are telling him he truth because yyou make it sound sssoooo much like he is a real person. -yyou somehow got at least 2 teachers in yyour school to read twilight and now in class, you go into an hour long conversation with yyour teacher about the cullens (TOTALY!!) 15 Things to do when yyour in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employyee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layy away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers yyou'll invite them in if theyy'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if theyy can help yyou, begin to cryy and ask, 8. Look right into the securityy camera & use it as a mirror, and pick yyour nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciouslyy loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice yyour "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yyell, veryy loudlyy, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Grap alot of bouncyy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!" Opening Credits: Birth: First day at school: Falling in Love: Fight Song: Breaking Up: Prom: Life: Old Blue Jeans~ Hannah Montana Mental Breakdown: Driving: Flashback: Wedding: Birth Of Child: INTERMISSION Final Battle: Death Scene: Funeral: End Credits: Your Eyes Don't Lie~ David Archuleta Trust me, This REALLY WORKS!! PASS IT ON!! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Bakura's Reflection, FlyingDutchRattlesnake, Yami's darkmagician girl, Reshea Elle Lawliet, OperationSputnik, Criminally Insane Hermit, CSIvHP11, BonesHouseNumb3rsCSILVCharmed, UtterlyRandom, NewAngel23, AshleyTisdale8 Quotes From Myself and My Friends "BTW! When we're famous, and meet Sterling Knight, I SOOO CALL HIM!!" "Yeah I'm a character in my own story! Why do you care?" My FAVORITE QUOTE FROM MYSELF!! "Life is like a musical; sometimes you just need to burst out into song!" 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! If you have your own little world, copy and paste into your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you are FAT or PHAT(yes I said FAT and PHAT), and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. If you love NCIS copy and paste this onto your profile. If you Gibbs Slap people copy and paste this onto your profile. You know that you're addicted to NCIS when... 1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it. 2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS. 3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself) 4. You have had a dream about it or involving one or more of the characters. 5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!" 6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is. 7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on. 8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc. 9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS. 10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb. 11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames. 12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO." 13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it. 14. You use the term Hinky. If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile. MY TOP 20 FAVE NCIS QUOTES: DiNozzo: Have you had your mandatory session with the shrink? DiNozzo: about Ziva hitting his abdomen Do it. Ziva: Referring to DiNozzo Officer Hadar will not harm him. Only two people have the authority to do that. Eli David: With traffic, I wasn't expecting you for another hour. Ziva: referring to one of the supermodels You really find her attractive? Gibbs: Ziva, tough time at the Pawn Shop? DiNozzo: Curious to find out what follows "red light" behavior, Ziva? Ziva: to a suspect who has grabbed her butt Remove your hand or I will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it! -Singled Out DiNozzo: Like my father always said, "Be careful who you marry, Anthony. She may end up being a homicidal maniac." DiNozzo: I'm not getting a signal. How about you? McGee: Well, there's no bag. Maybe the killer took it. DiNozzo: Someone didn't know how to parallell park DiNozzo: What did Shmuel Rubinstein do to incur the wrath of Ziva? Ziva: Tony asked if she misses the excitement of being a Mossad spy You've seen too many James Bond movies. It's not all about car chases and sex. Ziva: If you value that hand, I suggest you back away, slowly. -Judgement Day DiNozzo: I don't know if you've noticed but she and they don't exactly want to shoot me. Ziva: referring to Tony Is he always this juvenile? Abby: What will you do then? Ziva: Do you see what I see? DiNozzo: to McGee "The Sound of Music" confuses you, Probie. If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven put this in your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever started humming a song you don't know, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe, copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile. (please define "died") If your profile is long copy this into it to make it even longer. If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile. RANDOM QUOTES: People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby. Every rule has an exception. Especially this one. He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron. Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again "A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Never hire a colorblind electrician. At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. If you can't convince them, confuse them. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher. The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway. SARCASM is just another free service I offer. A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face. "I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~Tony V. I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. Life was so simple when boys had cooties! I ran with scissors, and lived! Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Forever isn't as long as it use to be. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing? Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is spent teaching them to sit down and shut up. Everything here is eatable. Even me, but that my children is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it! Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? People are like slinkies, basically useless, but it’s hilarious to watch them fall down stairs I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems. If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up. Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment. My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself, parents, of friends anymore. It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with! I hate it when you hit ctrl+v and the computer says, "Would you like to allow access to your clipboard?" NO DUH! If I didn't would I have hit ctrl+v?! | |||||||
1. Back To You » reviewsIt's been ten years since the last time they saw eachother. And now he's back. What happens when they meet again? Will there be drama? Heck ya! Smitchie, NatelynCamp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-12-08 - Published: 8-24-08
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