hey all! What's up? Ya so tonite I just decided to totally change the format of mi profile for no reason whatsoever. Get used to it.

Let's see, stuff about me. Hmm. Well, all you have to do is just look at this page and you can figure out mi name, cuz it's right in front of your faces. Mi age can be any age you want it to be, and my gender, well, who really cares? We're all equals right? I could care less if you are a boy or a girl. Maybe I am like a slug. For those of you who don't know, slugs are both females and males.

Well, I think it is important for people to know that I am completely and utterly random. I am weird, original, spazzy, fangirl/boyish when i want to be, calm when i need to be, and i have very strange, specific oc's.

my oc's are (oc is obsessive compulsions in my case. you will rarely see me using original characters in my stories. i don't have ocd, but i do have mi pet peeves): I absolutely, positively, HATE bananas. i just can't handle them. but i do respect them. don't ask. i also hate it when people smack at the table. i don't know why, but that really gets on mi nerves! probably cuz mi hyper-sensitive hearing can pick up almost anything, whitcha, kung fu action! ya, i also h8 it when people touch mi hair, it just really creeps and freaks me out. i wonder if there's a phobia for this?

Well, my favorite TV show and anime is ATLA (yes people, Avatar is actually korean anime). My favorite manga is Rave Master and Naruto. i was blackmailed into writing mi ships for these by mi friend. so here they are, ships for rave master: haruXelie, musicaXreina, and naruto: narusaku, naruhina, sasukarin (just to tick u off, yuki!), shikaino, shikatema, choujiXino, kibahina, jiratsuna, sasunaru, and deitobi. ya, avatar gets its own ship section cuz it's the BEST THING EVA!!

My favorite book series are Maximum Ride, twighlight, and Pendragon. I have finished the fourth book (maxeride), and i'm sorry to say, but it was kinda a let down. anyway, FAX 4EVA!! Okay, and in Pendragon i support LoorXBobby, and CourtneyXMark. I read all of the twighlight books this summer (minus the one coming out, i'm so excited!) and fell in love w/ them! i hate bella, and alice is mi favorite character! I don't really have a specific book that is my favorite, but i do love to read!

I just wanna say that I heart music! I play guitar and bass guitar and i like almost all genres except rap. i dunno, to me it just seems like people talking w/ a beat in the backround. lame.

I love oranges!

Oh yeah! I suppose i should mention yuki, mi beta. on this site, yuki is known as theblackroseofkonoha. She is my beta, and one of my (seriously, i'm really fortunate to have many) best friends on fanfiction.net, and one of my best friends in real life! inside joke coming: sasunaru forever!

I would also like to mention some of my other awesome best fanfiction friends! You guys are so awesome! JESUSFREAK-And-Proud-Of-It, SilverDragonFire123, Wolvenfire86, theblackroseofkonoha, and number1avatarfanatic!! thanx for being such awesome people and encouraging me and stuff! XD!

I would like to give a special shout-out to everyone who knows me on ff.net! i apologize for being absent on this site for almost 2 months! i am ashamed! I'd especially like to apologize to JESUSFREAK-And-Proud-Of-It, SilverDragonFire123, and Wolvenfire86, for not reading and reviewing your stories like i always do! i'm going to get back on track asap, so be ready for my reviews, and thanx so much for your patience and support!

Also, special thanx 2 mi lovely reviewers! you know who you are!

Hehe. My ships in ATLA are Kataang, Tokka, Jinko, Maiko, and Soko! Also, my crack pairing: UnagiXSerpent!! Woohoo! Monster love 4eva! kataang is just so fluffy, cute, and canon, and tokka is just as cute! tokka 4eva! i like maiko just cuz it fits, and i think jinko and soko are really cute too!

I h8 Zutara, Taang, and Sukka! It's unfortunate that I have to deal w/ zutara on a regular basis, all mi friends are zutarians xcept mi sister! luckily, none of them are taangers or sukka fans!

This was emailed to me and it just screamed "Post me or die." Welp, today I was blackmailed by an imaginary voice in my head! How was your day?

Fandom is...everything I want and more
Fandom is focus. Fandom is obsession. Fandom is insatiable consumption. Fandom is sitting for hours in front of a TV screen, a movie screen, a computer screen with a comic book, a novel on your lap. Fandom is eyestrain and carpal tunnel syndrome and not enough exercise and staying up way, way past your bedtime.

Fandom is people you don't tell your mother you're meeting. Fandom is people in the closet, people out and proud, people in costumes, people in T-shirts with slogans only fifty others would understand. Fandom is a loud dinner conversation scaring the waiter and every table nearby.

Fandom is you in Germany and me in the US and him in Australia and her in Japan. Fandom is a sofabed in New York, a roadtrip to Oxnard, a friend behind a face in London. Fandom talks past timezones and accents and backgrounds. Fandom is conversation. Communication. Contact.

Fandom is drama. Fandom is melodrama. Fandom is high school. Fandom is Snacky's law and Godwin's law and Murphy's law. Fandom is smarter than you. Fandom is stupider than you. Fandom is five arguments over and over and over again. Fandom is the first time you've ever had them.

Fandom is female. Fandom is male. Fandom lets female play at being male. Fandom bends gender, straight, gay, prude, promiscuous. Fandom is fantasy. Fandom doesn't care about norms or taboos or boundaries. Fandom cares too much about norms and taboos and boundaries. Fandom is not real life. Fandom is closer than real life. Fandom knows what you're really like in the bedroom. Fandom is how you would never, could never be in the bedroom.

Fandom is shipping, never shipping, het, slash, gen, none of the above, more than the above. Fandom is love for characters you didn't create. Fandom is recreating the characters you didn't create. Fandom is appropriation, subversion, dissention. Fandom is adoration, extrapolation, imitation. Fandom is dissection, criticism, interpretation. Fandom is changing, experimenting, attempting.

Fandom is creating. Fandom is drawing, painting, vidding: nine seasons in four minutes of love. Fandom is words, language, authoring. Fandom is essays, stories, betas, parodies, filks, zines, usenet posts, blog posts, message board posts, emails, chats, petitions, wank, concrit, feedback, recs. Fandom is writing for the first time since you were twelve. Fandom is finally calling yourself a writer.

Fandom is signal and response. Fandom is a stranger moving you to tears, anger, laughter. Fandom is you moving a stranger to speak.

Fandom is distraction. Fandom is endangering your job, your grades, your relationships, your bank account. Fandom gets no work done. Fandom is too much work. Fandom was/is just a phase. Fandom could never be just a phase. Fandom is where you found a friend, a sister, a kindred spirit. Fandom is where you found a talent, a love, a reason.

Fandom is where you found yourself.
(Not mine: Complete credit goes to Hesychasm for this length of sheer awesomeness)

I just found this today! These are pretty good!

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

4/23/08: Wow, sorry i haven't been on and updated mi profile in a long time guys. I guess i've just been pretty depressed about avatar lately, you know? Who can guess what i'm upset about? well, i'll tell you anyway. there are 2 reasons why i am upset: #1- I recently viewed the season 3 trailer that they showed in NYC, and i basically screeched my head off and cried. literally, i cried. yeah, i know, get a life, blah blah blah! hey, avatar is a passion, and i will be devastated if it ends up being zutara!! there was too much zutara and anti-kataang in the trailer, i couldn't handle it! sorry zutara lovers, that's just the way it is w/ me. sigh. alright, #2 is: well, it seems like all the kataang fanfiction is running dry here lately. has anyone besides myself just felt the need and longing to come across an amazing story and/or oneshot that's really cute/funny/fluffy by some author unknown? i just love that feeling! don't get me wrong, i love my favorite kataang authors and it always makes me smile and fan girl/boy laugh when i see they've updated. it just seems like i get to experience this feeling less and less these days. i bet the reason is that other authors are getting pretty discouraged as well. if it sounds like i'm being pretty hypocritical, it's partly cuz i probably am. i mean, i want to see more kataang, but as you can see, i haven't written in a long time. i just can't find any inspiration right now, what with all the zutarian images clouding my mind whenever i think of avatar.

mostly, i'm just writing all this stuff to get it out there, give us faithful kataangers (is that what we are called) a heads up, or pep talk or whatever. the point is, we need more kataang peeps! i'll try my best to write more if you all do too!

also, if you just need to get your mind off of shipping for a while, go and read Wolvenfire86's story Tales of the Dragon of the West. A very touching story, just awesome overall! no shipping (so far) or anything, just a story about our favorite tea-lover iroh!

4/24/08: Wow, i sound re-HEALY emo in yesterday's thingy! Ah, whatever.

5/02/08: Hey everyone! I know i said i wouldn't be writing for a while, but i am currently working on a one-shot rite now! Yay! It's helping me get back to my usual enthusiastic self when it comes to avatar! It's a cute kataang fic (i hope, and no, it's not the usual confess their love thing) that mostly focuses on friendship. you'll find out why! I can't promise an exact date for when it will be posted, or even and estimate, but let's just say it will hopefully be soon!

7/13/08: My oneshot that i am "currently" working on is gonna have to be put on hold to lack of internet access a lot of the time this summer! sorry, i'll try to get it done as early in the fall as possible!

Okay peeps, I've decided to do something that will keep me active on fanfiction daily! I got this idea from one of my best friends on this site, JESUSFREAK-And-Proud-Of-It (she does weekly bible verses). And now, presenting . . .

The Quote of the Day

ATTENTION ALL PEOPLE! I WILL NOT BE PUTTING UP ANY QUOTES OF THE DAY DURING SUMMER DUE TO LACK OF INTERNET ACCESS DURING RANDOM TIMES OF THE MONTH(S) WHEN I AM ON VACATION!

I am taking requests, so if you want your favorite (or any) quote to be posted, or any quote from a specific person, just pm me and i will do it! Have a good one!