This young troll stands in her respiteblock. It just so happens that today, the 25th bilunar perigee of the 6th dark season's equinox, is the day of this young troll's larval awakening, also known as her wriggling day. Though it was 6.9 solar sweeps ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this young troll be?

Enter name.

You enter something predictably derogatory and this girl gets fed up by your shenanigans in record time.

She thinks that if you think that we have time to drag out every little gag and expected pattern along the way, you've got another thing coming. She thinks you should cram that sobering understanding in your chitinous windhole, and tamp it down hard with your ugly stupid looking cartilage nub.

Try again.

Your name is LAURA. As was previously mentioned, it is your WRIGGLING DAY, which is barely even worth mentioning. It is an anniversary, if anything, to lament the faults of your existence, of which there are assuredly plenty.

Equally plenty, and somewhat related to that topic, are your INTERESTS. You have a passion for GUY ON GUY PORNOGRAPHIC FICTIONS. You realize this is not one of the best interest to have, but at the same time you DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK. You like to write said GUY ON GUY PORNOGRAPHIC FICTIONS, but you are too lazy to ACTUALLY DO THE WRITING. You like to blog, but you end up mostly rambling about a lot of UNIMPORTANT BULLSHIT which, evidently, NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT. You also like to pretend you are cool, and you seem to think you are PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING GOOD AT IT, but you actually just wind up looking like a DOUCHE BAG.

You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which drive you BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELFRY. You have been trying out a new chat client beta called TROLLIAN, and you are ANNOYED ABOUT IT SLOWING YOUR COMPUTER DOWN, so you usually just use SKYPE. Your trolltag is grimCapitalist and you seem to HAVE a problem with RANDOM MOOD SWINGS FOR SOME reason.

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