Name: It's Rebecca, but my friends call me Ben. And yes, I am a girl.

Inhabiting: Puerto Rico. It's that little tiny dot in the Caribbean. Yeah, that one.

Birthday: April 12.

Likes: Naruto, anime, manga, explosions, Deidei-chan, black, sharpies, writing, music. Oh, and food. I love food.

Dislikes: Overly happy people. Peppy people. People who aren't serious when they're supposed to be. Pink. Girly-girls. Airheads. Bugs (sorry, Shino). My eigth grade classroom. Backstabbers. Pink headed whores. Liars. Should I just say people in general? I don't want to keep you here.

Why I chose my name: If no one's noticed by now, it's an antithesis. (Or, at least I think it is) It's something where the words conflict. And it goes true for the name Pathetically Lovely. It's also a way of looking at myself. Pathetic because I'm in love with an anime character and I have no social life whatsoever, but I still can't help but think of myself as Lovely, just once every now and then, when I feel on top of the world. Not a very coherent thought, but oh well. It fits.

I love to write. Love to read. Music is life, and so is Naruto. I have an addiction to the Internet (if it dies, I go crazy). I despise spelling and grammar mistakes. I don't usually hesitate to correct someone, unless I know that it's useless to do so or too preoccupied with something in my head.

I'm not very "out there" at school. I hang out with friends a year younger than me -- they're so much more refreshing than the usual losers in my class. As a joke, we call ourselves the "Outcast Group", though no one seems to find it funny outside of us. Oh well.

I tend to live inside the corners of my mind, just fantasizing of what life could be, how to rule the world, ItaDei smexiness, etc. It's pretty evident that I don't pay attention in class because of my Math and Science grades. Everything else I can just breeze by with an easy A or B. I have a D and a C in science and math, respectively. -sigh-

I'm an avid fan of the History Channel. I've seen most of the religious documentaries, and I watch almost all of the premieres. I've seen the first Life After People four times, Last Days on Earth six times, and a shitload of The Universe a couple times over. And I never get tired of it.

Favorite Animes/Mangas: Naruto (Of course!), Ouran High School Host Club (Twincest!), Death Note, and Ghost Hunt. I'm quite the limited little anime freak.

Random stuff

-I like poetry.
-Secretly, I think Shakespeare is a good writer and his play The Taming of the Shrew isn't so bad.
-I like rock music. Most pop out there doesn't interest me, save for some stuff.
-I'm an INTP. If you know what the MBTI is, PM me! I'm a sucker for psychology and stuff.
-Bookworm. I have tons of Borders cards (the perfect gift!).
-I absolutely love it when a certain male classmate of mine gets hurt. It's just so funny. It's much better if I were the one to inflict the damage, but I can't afford to get expelled, you know.
-As you can see from the line above, I like violence.
-I'm lazy. If I ever bother to do something, I get obsessed unless I get bored with it. Then I just stop completely.
-I wish I was a character in the Naruto anime. I honestly and truly wish I somehow popped up into the anime.
-Finals are lucky that I'm not a ninja.
-I. Love. Twins.

I haven't been updating in a while; don't fret, though. I'm rewriting When Reality Becomes Anime, and as for everything else...eh, I'll get around to it. I take request oneshots, though. Basically any pairing that's on my list.

Favorite Characters (no order)

Deidara (Naruto)- Art is a bang, yeah! I am so infatuated with him. I'm pissed that he's dead. He's the best Akatsuki member ever! Now, I usually go for brunettes (-cough- Sasuke -cough) but there's something about Deidara...his explosive personality, perhaps? Either way, he's mine.

Sasuke (Naruto)- It's a given. It's not because he's hot (although that's surely a part of it), but he's so determined, so serious. He's driven to succeed. Don't you want someone like that in life? (Not happening, but it doesn't hurt to dream, right?) -Sigh- However, as of late, he's sort of losing my respect...whether its because he killed off my anime boyfriend or my favorite yaoi pairing, I do not know. He's just not my absolute favorite anymore. Lord knows how much I'm going to wish I was a Naruto character so I could kill him when he kills Deidara...

Itachi (Naruto)- Almost the same, but where Sasuke's determined, Itachi is peaceful and caring, in his own way. He would be the best big brother. (Not like my little brother, little computer hogging brat! And, unlike Sasuke, he's gaining more fangirlness from me. Although, much less than Deidara. He's number one.

Hinata (Naruto)- So shy, so cute. She's going to develop confidence in herself, sometime or another, especially with her confession to Naruto. (He better not ruin her, or I'll mentally kill him.)

Konan (Naruto)- I've always wanted blue hair. (She'd be my first choice to cosplay, yeah.)

Pain(Naruto)- The world's greatest hippie.

Hikaru (Ouran HSHC)- TWINS! God, I love twins! He's the older, more mischievous (sp?) one. And, God, is he awesome. He shall be my second anime boyfriend. I really liked the twins' pisode in the anime. It really shows that they love each other to death and are afraid to open up their hearts to anyone, although all they want is to be told apart and loved! -cries-

Kaoru (Ouran HSHC)- Another Twin! He's the quieter one, but still equally as cool. Did I mention that I love twincest? -drools- (I can even tell them apart if I concentrate really hard!)

Hunny-sempai (Ouran HSHC)- He's the most adorable martial arts expert ever! Why can't there be a second season, damn it?

Bou-san (Ghost Hunt)- I like him more than Naru...

Naru (Ghost Hunt)- Meh. He's okay. I don't really like narcissists...

Mai (Ghost Hunt)- She's cool.

Light (Death Note)- He's an awesome evil mastermind.

L (Death Note)- Adorable. We have a lot in common, too. (He loves food. XD)

Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)- She's smart, witty, and overall, I like her.

Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)- I have a thing for evil blondes.

Hated Characters

Sakura (Naruto)- Stupid pink mop. She was so annoying in the first part. And she's pretty hormonal. First, she "loves" (cough, morbid fascination, cough) Sasuke, then when she leaves, she shows hints that she likes Naruto, therefore destroying Hinata's chances of happiness. Whore. She should go die in a hole. (And no, not hers.)

Orochimaru (Naruto)- It's not so much that I hate him, it's just that I absolutely love to make fun of him. Oro Baka the Pedophile! The only person I hate is Sakura, I guess.

Renge (sp?--Ouran HSHC)- Not so much that I hate her, either, I just don't like her because she tried to change Hunny-sempai's image. And she is a bit like Sakura, too...

Matsuda- God damn him! He shouldn't be allowed to have a gun.

Favorite Pairings

SasuHina (Naruto)- They're so much alike, you know. Both have family problems. Both are quiet, reserved. Both want strength. Although Sasuke is a bit rough and rude, but Hinata can mellow him out a bit, and she could gain so much strength (and sex) from Sasuke. Absolute fave couple.

ItaDei (Naruto)- It rivals SasuHina. They're probably tying right about now. Itachi and Deidara...I don't know why. It's a pretty hateful hot and cold relationship, with Deidara the heat and Itachi the cold. But you can get something out of that, right? They're like the SasuNaru of the Akatsuki! And I don't care if they're both men...It's hot.

DeiHina (Naruto)- It's sweet.

SasoDei (Naruto)- "Sasori-danna, yeah!" Can you say kinky? (Audience: Kinky!)

SasuNaru (Naruto)- Any Naruto yaoi fangirl has got to love this pairing. Plus, it's kinda funny.

SasuNeji (Naruto)- It would be a total power struggle. Who would end up on top? Well, I was rooting for Sasuke, but who knows? They're both so alike, rough and a little rude, so it would be a fun relationship to see. Hopefully it won't crumble. Again, don't care if they're guys. SasuNeji + bed = Mega Nosebleed.

PainKonan (Naruto)- They're pretty angsty. And any angst outside of real life is wonderful. Plus, it does seem pretty plausible.

NaruIno (Naruto)- Only as a side couple.

InoHina (Naruto)- One shots only.

DeiTobi (Naruto)- Same as above.

Bou/Mai (Ghost Hunt)- I like Bou-san more for Mai than for Naru, really...Sadly, there are no fanfics for that pairing. -sighs-

Naru/Mai (Ghost Hunt)- Meh. I like Bou-san more.

HikaHaru (Ouran HSHC)- I think it's so cute! I'd rather Hikaru for Haruhi more than Tamaki.

HikaKaoru (Ouran HSHC)- Who doesn't love twincest?

Hated Couples

SasuSaku (Naruto)- Sakura's too loud and superficial.

NaruSaku (Naruto)- I just think she should just shave her hair and die in a hole, alone. I don't have issues, my friend. I just don't like her.

SasuKarin (Naruto)- No way in Hell. If Sasuke didn't go for Super Stalker Numero Dos (aka the pink mop aka Haruno Sakura) why would he go for Super Stalker Number One?

TamaHaru (Ouran HSHC)- I don't hate it, it's just that Tamaki acts so much like a dad to Haruhi...and I'd rather her be with one of the twins...specifically Hikaru...

You know you're a Narutard when...

1. You imagine different scenarios with your favorite Naruto characters. Various times. Over and over again.
2. You get jealous when someone squeals over your anime boyfriend. (That's a no-no in some fangirls' books...)
3. You've unconsciously added "yeah" to the end of one of your sentences.
4. Your anime boyfriend dies, you say "At least he died with his shirt off," to remain positive. (That's only for the Akatsuki, though...)
5. Even though you tried to remain positive, you still cry.
6. You've said "I'll go Neji on your ass!" more than once.
7. You make arranged marriages with your friends for your fictional children that you had with your Naruto boyfriend.
8. You write/read Naruto fanfiction. (That's just a given.)
9. You've said "Nighty Night! Don't let the Jashinists bite!"
10. You have the dolls of your favorite character and -- if they died -- reenact their death only with them coming out on top.
11. You've said "Jashin damn it!" more than once.
12. Give your favorite Naruto characters themesongs.
13. Your pep talk is: "I am a ninja. Ninjas do not fail. I can do this. I am a ninja."
14. You've gone to anime conventions dressed as your favorite Naruto character. (Given. Oh, how I envy those people!)
And finally, You know when your a Narutard when...
15. You wish you owned Naruto (but still let Kishimoto draw it) so you could write in your fanfiction: Claim: I DO own Naruto! SO TAKE THAT!

Sites you should visit. Please!

http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/18271157 My Gaia profile. If anyone's got a Gaia account, add me! All of the OCs in my stories have an account, too.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/?guild_id=151373 This is a guild for the rewrite of WRBA -- The Chains that Bind Us. It's a pretty new guild, low on members, but if you like CBU, please check it out.

If for some reason you're still reading my profile, I have one question: What the buck are you doing? Go read my stories!

Yours Truly,

Pathetically Lovely