| Suezanne |
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Harry Potter. Female 17 July 9th, 1992 Zodiac: Cancer Chinese Zodiac: Monkey Element: Water Description: Day-dreamer, Creative, Imagintive, Extremely loyal to friends, Shy until I get to know someone, once was considered Bipolar but I'm not really Hair: Auburn Eyes: light watery Blue Height: 4"11" Status: Single Sexuality: Bi Hobbies: Reading, writing, getting on the internet, piano, listening to music, singing, hanging out with friends, playing video games, climbing Talents: I can play songs on the piano if I know the tune well enough and I'm determined enough can manage to kick the blanket in the middle off without kicking off the top or bottom blanket and lately I seem to be good at finding all the things my mom loses and she loses things a lot Bio: I have 2 brothers and three sisters I like reading Slash and Yaoi I might put it in as a side but it isn't likely for most of my stories there will be on OC based on me I'm willing to accept any suggestions I hate death of Important characters so you will hardly ever see that Coma yes bad accident yes death no I do kill off minor characters sometimes but not often my favorite pastime is reading fan-fiction I have a cat name Aphrodite (after the Goddess of Love) I'm in the first half my senior year Fave Mangas: NARUTO, Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Skip Beat If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile. If you have said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara, shintas1st,kittykat2892, Suezanne 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! For All The People Who Never Got To Say Goodbye Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I seriously think Homophobia is wrong LOVE KNOWS NO GENDER Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. Gay marriage: 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... -- I myself know a few people who are gay and they are some of the best friends I have ever had two in paticular are people I know I can go to if I break and they will help me pick up the pieces as they've done before I love them all and wish them the best in life I owe them a lot of emotional seport and if I get the chance I intend to give it the best way I know how "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you." ME: I read this and think 'but none of my friends are ok but I don't really think I am either oh well Insanity: admit it embrace it enjoy it .' ~18 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~ 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. Ethnicities: polish, Irish, English, dutch, German, Indian (this is just a little) and Scottish I've put the ones that apply to me in Italics I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool. I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. repost this if you think stereotyping is wrong. 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. Doctor Who Survey Who is your favourite Doctor? David Tennant.What is your favourite episode? hmm I'm not sure I can't remember the title Who is your favourite companion? Rose Who/what is your favourite villain/monster? Isolus Who do you ship? Doctor/Rose Chris or David? David Rose or Martha? Rose Rose or Donna? Rose (but I love Donna very much)Donna or Martha? Donna Daleks or Cybermen? I think they're both really creepy River or Reinette? I hate them both. That work for you? Well I suppose I like River a little better Who's the hottest Who celebrity? David Tennant. What's your fave piece of Who merchandise? two words: SONIC SCREWDRIVER (it's soooo coool) . How would you improve the show? Rose would still be in the TARDIS with The Doctor his other self having his brain shut down from too much information Rose living as long as the Doctor Who's your favorite member of Torchwood? if we don't count Jack Tosh (but Ianto is a close second)Jack/Ianto or Jack/Gwen? Jack/Ianto Who is your favourite Doctor from the Classic series? haven't seen Classic Who is your favourite companion from the Classic series? see previous answer Which Classic series character would you love to guest-star in the current series? hmmm Who would you like to be the next Doctor? I heard it's Matt Smith but me personally.. I don't really know many actors Who do you want to be the next companion? I'm way to stuck on Rose to think of anything else I am the girl ... I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Doctor Who, Bones, Naruto, and Harry Potter who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. ~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, CosmicalMadison, Ellie Quinn, SuezanneMy Funny Names: Gangster Name:Normaizzle Your first name with ‘izzle’ at the end. Detective Name-Lavender Fox Your favorite color and your favorite animal. Star Wars Name-Prino The first three letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first Super Hero Name-Silver Cocoa Your second favorite color and your favorite drink. Arabic Name-Oisogae 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name Goth Name- Black Aphrodite Black and the name of one of your pets Soap Opera Name (middle name and current street name):Suzanne Ridgewood Witness Protection Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): Lee Eugene Nascar Name (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad):Robert Dewitt Fly Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Nost 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more?9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... If Rose belongs with the Doctor, copy and paste this into your profile. (Drose forever!) If you've ever been hyper for days because of (re)watching an awesome Doctor Who episode, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile. If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. (My conscience sounds like David Tennant!)If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile. A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile. If you've ever seen a movie or TV show so many times you can quote it word for word and you do so at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, put this in your profile. If you've every been so obsessed with something that now everyone is terrified of you because of its effects, put this into your profile. If for no reason, you've laughed during a part of a movie or show that wasn't during a normally funny part, put this in your profile. Doctor Who: 1= 10 Doctor 2=Jack 3=Rose 4=Jackie 5=Mickey 6=Donna 7= Martha 8=Pete 9= Sara-Jane 10= Jenny 11= 9 Doctor 12= Ianto And here are the questions! 1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Donna and the Ninth Doctor not as a couple but as friends and once as siblings (not blood related) 2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? Jackie well for her age I guess 3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? Ianto got Pete pregnant? um I think Jackie would slap him 4. Can you recall any fics about 9? Sara Jane yeah a few 5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Jack and Donna HELL YEAH 6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why? Mickey/Sara-Jane or Mickey/Jenny? well he's never met Jenny so Sara-Jane is more likely I still don't think it's gonna happen 7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? Martha walked in on Jack and Ianto having sex hmm I think she'd feeze in shock for a few seconds before leaving 8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. Rose/Jenny hmm as a sort of Mother daughter thingAfter she takes off in the shuttle she expeiriences turbulence and finds herself in a place she never though she'd be Join her and Rose as they team up to get back to their original universe (I would like to read it if anyone will write this) 9. Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff? 10th doctor Pete no I don't think so and God I hope not 10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 comfort fic. Martha/Ianto Title: how to get over a crush in 10 easy steps 11. What kind of plot would you use for 4 to deflower 1? Jackie to deflower 10th doctor ahhhhhhhh I'M BLIND I'M BLIND I can't even think about it 12. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? Rose I dunno 13. Do any of your friends write/draw 11? 9th Doctor no but I've got a friend who does the 10th 14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Jack,Jackie, and Mickey? hmm not but I've read one where Jackie wasn't involved 15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Jenny? umm Run? 16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Pete hmmm When you Were Young 17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 10, Donna,Ianto Warning my contain extreme Voilence Friendship fic 18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two? Jenny on Jack I don't think anyone needs a pick-up line to get with Jack 19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Mickey? He's usually in a fic somewhere, tucked away in the corner. but never one about him specifically 20. What is Six's super secret kink? Donna? She can slap like a Tyler o 21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? 9 shag Sara-Jane hmmm Maybe if he was REALLY drunk and hadn't met Rose yet 22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Rose and Martha hmm Rose I guess 23. "(1) and(9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with(4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) anda brief unhappy affair with(12), then follows the wise advice of (5) andfinds true love with (3). " What title would you give this fic? 10 and Sara-Jane are in a happy relationship (sorta makes sense) until Sara-Jane runs off with Jackie (hmm maybe it was the age difference) 10 brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with 9 (Paradox not to mention sick) and a brief unhappy affair with Ianto (heading toward the gay side huh doc) then follows the wise advice of Mickey (I don't think he'd listen even if the advice was good) and finds true love with Rose (yay happy ending at least) I would call it "An endless stream of hopeless cases" 24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?Martha Pete huh I would wonder how it was possible what with the other universe thing or him being dead 40 Things You Don't Need To Know about me! 1. Where's #1 on your top 8? 2. What is your favorite possession? 3. Do you own a gun? 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? 9. Can you do a push up? 10. Is your room clean? 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? 12. Do you take painkillers? 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? 14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder) 15. What's your name? 16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment 17. Name the last 3 things you have bought 18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink 19. Current worry? 20. Current hate? 21. Favorite place(s) to be? At my sisters house (eldest sister) library Ikasucon friends house 22. How did you bring in the New Year? 23. Where would you like to go? 24. Do you own slippers? 25. What shirt are you wearing? 26. Favorite color(s)? 27. Are you gay? 28. Do you sing in the shower?no I usually play music 29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? 30. Best bed sheets as a child? 32. Who is your loudest friend? 34. Does someone have a crush on you? 35. Do you wish on shooting stars? 36. What is your favorite candy? 37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding? 39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night? 40. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up? QUOTES "I'm a video game-player, so I must be lazy. I'm artistic, so I must be poor and impractical. I'm talented, so I must think little of people who aren't. I'm smart, so I must have no social life. I'm popular, so I must be rude or stupid. I'm a teenager, so I must be stereotyped." "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." "Pain doesn't hurt if it's all you ever felt." "I'll love you till the bluebells forget to bloom; "Most people learn by observation, A few learn by experimentation, And then there are those like me who actually touch the fire to to see if it's hot." "The loneliest place i have ever been was not when i was alone... it was in a room full of people that never even cared" "Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!" "You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!" "If only closed minds came with closed mouths" Moody:(to Harry) Don't put it in your back pocket I've known better Wizards then you who have lost a buttock that way! Tonks:(to moody) who do you know who's lost a buttock? "I am calm. I'm going to be perfectly rational while I use every curse I've ever heard of on her." Remus "Moony" J. Lupin speaking about Umbit -sorry typo- Umbridge from Just To Tell You 's fic called For the cub awesome fic BTW "I'm going to be perfectly calm when our baby comes," Sirius told her. "I'm not going to be one of those new fathers who goes to pieces." A week later, Sirius kicked at the waiting room door, nearly breaking it. "Doesn't a father get any rights around here? They could at least tell me what's going on." "Watch your godfather closely, Harry. This is how a grown man acts when he's calm," remus. Again this quote is from For the cub to a wizard, Padfoot would have been likened to a grim. Which was probably why Peter had nearly passed out the first time he'd seen Sirius's animagus form. Though, James had found it quite amusing. Sirius still remembered how James declared that if you saw the "Sirim" – Sirius and grim squashed together in one nonsense word - then it meant your innocence would die within moments. They had all found this immensely hilarious, considering by the time Sirius, James and Peter had managed their animagus transformations they had been far from innocent. This is From Harry Potter and the New start by Stars Enchantress "Harry, I'd rather not have you attempting to bribe Professor Snape, but seeing as he is no longer technically your professor I can't say there are rules against it." Dumbledore said with amusement. From Creature Protection by search in all the wrong "Severus, are you alright?" "No, Dumbledore I am not alright. I just learned that Potter of all people was almost sorted into my house" He smiled as he walked over to Flitwick. "Can I please be excused to go blackmail the Minister?" The professor chuckled as he and the rest of the teachers had been filled in about Harry's plot and excused him.From Creature Protection Rita- I think I should be insulted that you would assume that I would not go through with our deal. The plan worked out perfectly, so I would like to thank you again for all your help. By the way, I'm a werewolf. Have fun with that. Harry From Creature Protection “Humans are silly things, are they not? Everyone knows that the female is the more dangerous creature.” From Snakes and sand be Random Dispatcher YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if... ? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) (I don't quite live off them but I'm close) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off! don't know what happened to it) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) ones that apply to my are bold If you support Sirius/Remus 100, copy this into your profile! If you think Snape is GOOD, copy this into your profile. If you think JK Rowling should become Queen, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile One bright day in the middle of the night, 24 Things I owe to my Mother 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 6. My mother taught IRONY. 7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS. 8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 14. My mother taught me about ENVY. 15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE. 18. My mother taught me about ESP. 19. My mother taught me HUMOR. 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. 22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS. 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. 24. My mother taught me JUSTICE. Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." I remember praying several times when I was scared and God has always helped me one time in paticular I was cold so I woke up and while I knew my family was in the house I was alone in my room and too scared to get up so I prayed to God to help me and I felt warm arms wrap around me and I had never felt so loved, warm, and safe ~Suezanne Harry's Song I look at the stars with a sad eye Harry Potter Randomosity House: Ravenclaw I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love. Repost this if you agree with it. Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM/DAD. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn... we messed up... but that was fun!" FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Dude, drink the rest of that. You know we don't waste no liquor." FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk smack to the person who talks smack about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them freakin' out. FAKE FIRENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered. REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for BB, who probably murdered you, and beat the crap out of him!! FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too FRIENDS: Will help me move BEST FRIENDS: Will help me move a body | |||||||||
1. The Hogwarts MottoEver wonder how hogwarts got it's motto click here to find out one shot complete this is not my plot it's just my version amalin gave me permission for plot borrowingHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Published: 11-4-09 - Godric G. & Salazar S. - Complete2. Suezanne and yuyufangrl in the YYH worldsugar crazies and general silliness will follow you clicking this I don't own Yuyuhakusho KuramaOc HieiOc sorta co-written Flames will be ignored enjoy COMPLETEYu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Published: 8-20-09 - Kurama M. & Hiei - Complete3. Kitty & Suezanne's Adventures in the Naruto World » reviewsHaiatus me and my friend Kitty go to the Naruto world to see the YYH version visit suezanne at HakuxOC NejixOC Sakura bashing Ino bashing has all characters and a few OCs Flames will be used to barbeque chicken general sillinessNaruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,704 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-4-09 - Haku & Neji H.