ay'up chuck =)

Overactive imagination + too much time on my hands = addiction to fanfiction.net :)

My first Xiaolin Showdown story is now up called Sweet Revenge... plzzzzz R&R I'm very friendly... honest.. so feel free to message me and please review if I can, preferably with some constructive critisism.

I never flame! Apart from it being extreemly rude, it doesn't help the author improve at all. I post constructive critisism, so if I have doen this, please don't assume I am putting you down. It's quite the opposite :)

In my list of WIN:

Xiaolin showdown, D.gray man, soul eater, Dragonball Z, fairly odd parents, Yu-gi-oh and pokemon for laughs, Michael MacIntyre, Russel Howard, Frankie Boyle, Bill Bailey, Ross Noble, Mock the week, Slumdog millionaire, MULAN (:D), Doug from UP, Kevin from UP, Zombieland, Children of bodom, Disturbed, Bonnie Tyler (haha), Chase young, Kanda, Vegeta, Martial arts, Breaking benjamin, BONKERS ... I shall add as I go along... :)

Fav Quotes:

Because it's impossible to be unhappy wearing a poncho :) - Vince Noir, mighty boosh

on a serious note: Isn't it enough to see a beautiful garden than having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? - God knows... some smart bloke :)

Relight my fire! -the guy who sang it?

"Look at me! I can juggle!" -Best...Jack...quote...ever.

I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusionment! Sometimes I eat the toy out of sheer despair. I actually call them the Eggs Of Numbing Inevitability. And when I buy them, I always ask for them in the third person: "Bill Bailey would like the Eggs Of Numbing Inevitability." It answered me back once, in a funny voice it said "But you are not Bill Bailey, you are a mere Doppelganger. I am the true Bill Bailey, from another dimension." And I thought, Oh alright. I decided the only way to overcome this was to run very fast at my counterpart, and I was just about to hit it when I realised it was actually the highly polished side of a cheese counter.-Bill Bailey :D

There’s this one celebrity, Rosie O’Donnell, a talk show host, and she said this: “I don’t know anything about Afghanistan, but I know it’s full of terrorists, speaking as a mother.” So what is this "speaking as a mother" then? Is it a euphemism for "talking out of my arse"? "Suspending rational thought for a moment"? As a rational human being, Al-Qaeda are a loose association of fundamentalist zealots who could be rounded up with a sustained police investigation. But speaking as a parent, they’re all eight foot tall, they’ve got lasers under their moustaches, a huge eye in their foreheads and the only way to kill them is to NUKE every country that hasn’t sent us a Christmas card in the the last 20 years!! ...Speaking as a mother... - Bill Bailey

Xiaolin Showdown!! Woooo!

Omi- adorable... but also very annoying and his bad puns make me cry.

Kimiko- crazy hair... but very fiesty and the only strong female in the show at the end . wuya bein chase's bitch n all...shes so lucky...

Clay- ahhhhh, total gentleman :) if only all man had an element of clay in em :)

Raimundo- big headed rude boy... :) like beating him up in my stories :) He can be funny ... occasionally

Jack- WOOOOOO! Great character and my best friends obbsesion throughout the last years of high school. I'v got to know him well :D

Chase- Honastly one of my favorite characters ever... He's immoratal and turns into a lizzard, and anyone who can do that is on my win list.

Wuya- Best thing about her is her relationship with Chase. Other than that...Eh.

Dojo- 'comic relief' comes to mind.

Pairings?

Well, being desensitised to almost everything nowadays, everything goes! :D Favs are KimikoChase, ChaseWuya and a little bit of Chack (Y)

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Ooo and plz go on this website and sign a petition for a 4th season of the best cartoon ever :) http://www.freewebs.com/4th-season-of-xiaolin-showdown

Thank yew! huggles x x

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout 'Jump assholes!'

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