Name: Madie (a.k.a. Matt)

Sex: Female

Orientation: Straight

Current Residence: my world! where all things are black,blue,purple, and lime green \(3)/

Likes: I love buying and reading manga, doujinshis, and reqular books!! I have an unnatural obession with all types of yaoi, and slash!!

Dislikes: Homophobes (no offence to anyone), satanists (no offence to anyone), butterflies (they scare me...i know, weird right?), racists

Favourite movie: the grudge 1&2, the ring 1&2, winnie the pooh lolz,

Favourite band or musician: My chemical romance, paramore, lil' wayne, tupac, tha based boys, the pussycat dolls, N.E.R.D, etc.

Favourite genre of music: hiphop, R&B, christain music, rap, etc.

Favourite artist: jhonen vasquez

Favourite poet or writer: lots of awesome ppl!! its soooo hard to chose!!

Favourite games: all naruto games, all sims games, all kindom hearts games, all nicktoon games with iz

Favorite cartoon shows: avatar: the last airbender, invader zim, family guy, south park, camp lazlo, and bunches more!!

Favourite cartoon characters: Zim, Dib, and allz alott more!!

Favorite anime: naruto, bleach, ohshc, vampire knight, godchild, lots more

Favorite books: chronicles of vladmir todd, harry potter, only the ring finger knows, im too lazy to type the rest, but its alot more

Favorite pairings:

Naruto: Naruto x Sasuke, Shikamaru x tamari, Shikamaru x choji, Kiba x shino, Kiba x hinata, Hinata x neji

Ohshc: Kaoru x hikaru, tamaki x kyouya, hunny x mori

Invader Zim: Zim x dib

Camp lazlo: Lazlo x edward

Bleach: Ichigo x Renji, Ichigo x H.ichigo

Vampire knight: zero x kaname, zero x ichiru, kaname x ichijo, ichijo x shiki, adio x kain

Harry potter: harry x ron

Avatar: Zuko x sokka, ('¬_¬) anng x katara

South park: Eric x kyle, kenny x butterz, stan x wendy

Godchild: Cain X riff , Jizabel X cassian

Favorite Quotes: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. So tie me up, smack my ass and tell me that you like me. ~idk XD

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

~If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

READ THIS:

It's too horrible.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I'm the one who can't accept myself.
I am the person who is ashamed to tell my own friends I am a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp, and left to die because two straight men wanted to 'teach me a lesson'.

PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. Do your part to end the hate and spread the love

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile.

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