Tiny Q in a nut shell: October 8, 2006

Tiny Q is a 21 year old Canadian who talks about her self in the thrid person because she unfortunately has Mad Cow Disease. This doesn't bother her too much because she sold her sanity a long time ago and her soul is still hiding in her Ex's house. Tiny Q recently returned to E-Town, after a fun filled year in Cowtown. She decided to become an Art College drop-out and return to the world of academia. She is now once again enrolled in the University of Alberta and plans to get a degree in Political Science. She had played with the idea of getting a second degree in Art History, but decided against it. She doesn't want to become a polititian though, as she still wants to become an illustrator and writer.

Now onto what the neurotic bum supposedly likes:

Favorite Bands: Tiny Q loves rock. These are the bands Tiny Q likes a lot: Audioslave, Pete Yorn, Franz Ferdinand, Muse, Goo Goo Dolls, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Death Cab for Cutie, The Coral, Sarah Slean, and Hawksley Workman. Tiny Q used to love Classic rock more than Modern Rock, but her tastes are shifting. However, she still loves: The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Supertramp, Bob Seger, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Trooper, Queen, CCR, Warren Zevon, and David Bowie.
Favorite TV Shows: Battlestar Galactica, Grey's Anatomy, Ghost Whisperer, Medium, CSI, Smallville, and Scrubs.
Favorite Movies: Tiny Q loves seeing movies. She loves these movies: Dogma, The Fifth Element, Happy Gilmor, Dragon Heart, Lord of the Rings, Finding Nemo, Pirates of the Caribbean, Nightmare Before Christmas, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Indiana Jones, Shaun of the Dead, Love Actually, and Laws of Attraction.
Favorite Books: Tiny Q used to be obsessed with Harry Potter, but has recently found intrest in her own life, for some odd reason. She still has a place for Harry and Co in her heart. She also loves these series: Discworld, The Noble Dead, Undead and Unwed, and His Dark Materials. She is also beginning to really like The Dark Tower series...
Random Crap About Tiny Q: She loves to go fast, the nut case, so downhill skiing and driving appeal. She also loves to draw, doodle, read, doodle, write, doodle, do pottery, doodle, organize things in nice boxes (she's quite the dork you know), doodle, be a snarky bum, doodle, and generally act stupid. She is blonde after all. There is no helping her...

Happy Links!
http://members.tripod.com/gobbles40/enter.html – Tiny Q's web site. It's a scary place.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/tiny_q/ - Tiny Q's LiveJournal. She likes to keep people updated on her insanity, you see.
http://tinyq.deviantart.com/ - Tiny Q's Art. She likes to draw and doodle. She puts her poop here.
http://members.tripod.com/gobbles40/commissions.html - Tiny Q's Commissions page. She will draw you art. If you pay her.
one_legged_lesbian_seagull@hotmail.com - Tiny Q's e-mail address. In case you want to talk to her. Or something.
http://www.fanfiction.net/~bitterisbetter – Her dear friend Lallie and her's collab fics. They are even crazier than her own...

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1. Painting an Oyster » reviews

Ginny's a dog person and Draco's a, well, Draco's a Draco person. So what happens when the two stumble across each other years after they graduate? Sparks, that's what. However, neither of them realises what is happening until it is far too late...

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 213,712 - Reviews: 409 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 8-24-04

2. The Adventures of Ferret Boy and Weasel Girl » reviews

They thought it would be easy: snatch some rich kid and get the ransom. Sadly they snatched Draco, and for some reason an adventure starved Ginny is along for the ride. They have no idea what hell they have just signed up for... DG

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,051 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 3-13-05 - Published: 11-12-03

3. Cold reviews

She needs his coldness to fuel the darkness within her. He needs the fire inside of her to be rid of the ice over his soul.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-27-05 - Published: 2-27-05

4. The Necessity of Mistletoe reviews

It's Valentine's Day and Draco is having a very bad day. Not only is his apparel not to his liking, but people keep making fun of his legs of all things. And it is all her fault... DG

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2-13-05 - Published: 2-13-05

5. In Which Hermione Dies » reviews

In which Ginny is normal (but a little unhinged), Draco’s a sweetie (but not really), Ron’s a prat (as usual), Harry’s angry (though he’ll tell you otherwise) and Hermione dies (as the title says).

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 2-7-05 - Published: 2-17-04

6. Of Dragons and Gold reviews

Ginny's got a little secret friend that no one is supposed to know about, but he seems to want to be known, despite how Ginny might feel. A tale filled with kleptomaniacs, schizophrenics, dragons, and of course, DG.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,175 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-6-04 - Published: 12-6-04

7. Moonlight reviews

Moonlight always made everything seem so simple. Yet she knew for certain, with all her heart and soul, that nothing about a Malfoy was ever simple. DG

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-29-04 - Published: 11-29-04

8. Autumn's Here reviews

Autumn is a time when the world begins to die. Leaves fall, left to lie dead on the ground. Is it any wonder that such a season would bring the pain of death back to the surface after many years past? DG

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-13-04 - Published: 9-13-04

9. Draco and Ginny's Rant » reviews

Imagine if all the HP characters had to act out every single one of their fics? It would be totally twisted. This is my take on what might happen behind the scenes of a DG fic.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 6-7-04 - Published: 9-12-02

10. Because He Loved Her reviews

Ginny finds someone unexpected on her doorstep one night. What he has to tell her is even more unexpected. DG

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 4-19-04 - Published: 4-19-04

11. We All Fall Down » reviews

Voldemort’s back despite the prophecy and Ginny is the first to know. She is the only one who can protect his intended victims and Voldemort will do anything to stop her. With all of this, why does her family hire Draco to protect her from this evil?

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,860 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 3-23-04 - Published: 2-3-03

12. She had to Leave reviews

Short little ficlette about Susan leaving Babylon 5.

Babylon 5 - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-19-04 - Published: 2-19-04

13. Animal Crackers reviews

Ginny hides in the back of the library with her little friend. What happens when someone unwanted finds her? DG oddness...

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 1-27-04 - Published: 1-27-04

14. The Magical Mystery Tour » reviews

No, this isn’t some twisted Beatles song fic, but Ginny and Draco are a little unsound. Ok, bit of an understatement... So what happens when they get caught up with some angry books? Some rather bad dreams, that’s what. DG

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 1-22-04 - Published: 11-27-03

15. Fragments 2: The Difference a Malfoy Mind Can Make » reviews

All that Ginny had to do was go into his mind and solve his little issue then get out and live the rest of her life in peace. However, life is never that simple. Ferret armies? The return of Mullet Harry? Will she ever get out? DG

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,838 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 1-7-04 - Published: 8-12-03

16. The Truth About Trees » reviews

Everyone seems to be having revelations brought about by falling out of trees. There are also some pretty twisted love triangles about and Ginny seems to be stuck in the middle of them. To her horror, or luck, Malfoy seems determined to join her.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,926 - Reviews: 392 - Updated: 12-24-03 - Published: 11-25-02

17. The Trouble with Rings reviews

It’s the same old clichéd story: Man falls in love. Man wants to propose. Man can’t pull it off. Man blames the ring for plotting against him. DG

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 12-18-03 - Published: 12-18-03

18. Pumpkin Scented Candles reviews

Colin and Ginny decide to play a game to help them get rid of their antisocial tendencies. Ginny thinks Harry’s gay, Draco’s deranged, and the Goblet of Fire smells of pumpkins! What does it all mean? DG!

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 11-13-03 - Published: 11-13-03

19. Not Quite Heavenly » reviews

What does it mean to Ginny and Zacharis Smith when Draco is apparently back from the dead? What does it mean to their unborn child?

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 10-29-03 - Published: 7-30-03

20. I Don't Want to Miss a Thing reviews

This doesn’t have much to do with the song. Ginny likes to write Angst, but little things keep hindering this desire. Well not so much little as they are both tall and blonde... DG :)

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-27-03 - Published: 10-27-03

21. Touchaphobia reviews

Draco is a touchaphobe(He doesn’t like to be touched). Pansy’s a malicious toucher, Ginny’s an excessive hugger and the Trio think it’s funny. What does it all mean? Snogs, that’s what! DG

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-23-03 - Published: 10-23-03

22. Never Been Kissed: A Ghost's Tale » reviews

What happens when Ginny dies and becomes a ghost? Well obviously she would haunt the man who killed her. Or better yet: his son. ON HOLD

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,086 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 10-15-03 - Published: 4-30-03

23. Last Song reviews

Drunken karaoke singing, talking drinks, and a pile of train wrecks big enough to be declared a new country. It’s No wonder Ginny has a few issues to sort out... DG

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-26-03 - Published: 8-26-03

24. I Can’t Get No Satisfaction reviews

This is definitely not a song fic. What do so called relaxing bubble baths, rude intruders and the Rolling Stones all have to do with each other? Well, they all seem to prove to Ginny that life just isn’t satisfying enough. :) D/G

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 8-4-03 - Published: 8-4-03

25. Muggle Music » reviews

This is not a song fic! Voldemort has been causing a lot of problems, so to raise moral, Dumbledore decides to hold a Muggle singing contest!

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,017 - Reviews: 162 - Updated: 5-14-03 - Published: 9-23-02

26. Principles and Amendments reviews

Blind dates, a few cliches and, well, a few more cliches. Oh, and of course some good old D/G.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-13-03 - Published: 2-13-03

27. I Just Don't Know reviews

This is some general oddness about all the characters being odd and doing odd things. Why? Because I said so! Now just read the story.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-2-02 - Published: 12-2-02

28. Fragments » reviews

Something strange is going down in Hogwarts, and Ginny Weasley, and to her disgust, Draco Malfoy, are the only ones who seem to notice. Smiling Snape? Celebrity Jeopardy? Harry with a mullet? What's going on!

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,515 - Reviews: 135 - Updated: 10-30-02 - Published: 4-16-02

29. Surprise! You're on Colin Camera! reviews

A twisted tale of what happens when Colin Creevey becomes completely and utterly bored. Featuring: Secret rendezvous, 5th years getting high, bickering, and the profs getting utterly wasted!

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-9-02 - Published: 10-9-02

30. Stuck in the Middle With You reviews

Someone is kidnapping children, a psychotic killer is hitting on Ginny, Remus and Sirius are supposed to be killing Banshees, Ron and Herm are having a bad case of baby blues, while Draco has to pretend to like Harry. Sounds like a sequel to GbA to me...

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,905 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 9-28-02 - Published: 9-28-02

31. Guilty By Association » reviews

Harry and Co are former Aurors who now work independently at The Bureau. It might seem perfect, but there's a mole and Voldy's up to something. Draco's back in town and Hermione just found out that she's pregnant. What's Ginny to do?

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,352 - Reviews: 187 - Updated: 7-29-02 - Published: 2-7-02

32. Harry Potter in Super Smash Bros Melee reviews

Harry Potter is challenged to a midnight duel by Draco, however, they are taken to participate in the Super Smash Bros. Melee. My first ever HP story so be nice!

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-22-02 - Published: 1-4-02

33. A Normal Day on Babylon 5 reviews

The title pretty much gives it away. It's just a normal day on B5 . . .

Babylon 5 - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-30-02 - Published: 1-30-02

34. Never Again reviews

This is a song fic based on Nickelback's song 'Never Again'. Draco's an Auror and Ginny lives next door with her abusive boyfriend. One Shot

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 1-17-02 - Published: 1-17-02