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since: 02-02-08, id: 1490390, Profile Updated: 12-10-09
country: United States
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Yo, my names Akkido Umashido, at least that's the only name you need to know. My real name is only important to those that already know it. Akkido isn't just my pen name, it's also my alias, another alias I go by is Miroango, on Youtube.

Let me see...likes and dislikes...Well I like Anime, manga, any type of music, video games, Sci-fi movies, romance novels my girlfriend, serrated weapons, Pocky, food in general, animals, and TV. I dislike, politicians, snobs, emo's, brooders, stuck-ups, oh and the sun, I can't stand the sun thats why I love the darkness of the night.

My dreams for the future...well I don't have any set in concrete at the moment but I'm moving toward either Game Designer, or Author, or possibly even Web site Developer. Anyways I just want to say thanks for bein' a fan if you are and burn in a dark suffering hell if you ain't.

Real Name: classified

D.O.B: classified

Age: 18

Location: Oviedo, FL

Occupation: classified.

Gender: male (of coarse)

That is all the simplest information that I'm allowed to give you but if you like I can tell you one other thing. And that is that no matter how much of a man I am (and their is a lot of man) is that I cannot help but love cutesy romance anime. And if you have a problem with that than I will find you and shove my katana up you ass, sideways.

(note:)

(This is streight...

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This is sideways

enough said.)

Also, I am a sick demented pervert of the highest order (LONG LIVE LORD JIRAIYA) but that's just one of the reasons you people love me. Sadly I have yet to be able to express my the true depths of my pervertedness to you all...yet. But rejoice in knowing that soon you will see just how far down my dark twisted mind can and sometimes will go. But other than that I am a very normal person.

Current projects:


Naruto: Gaiden

Summery:

On the day of the Kyuubi attack, one of Minato's friends appears in Konoha to fulfill a promise to take care of and raise his son. However after an attack on Naruto's life, Minato's friend decides that he cannot take care of Naruto in Konoha and takes him away to the world outside of the elemental nations. Now, twelve years later, how will Naruto be after he returns to his home village after being raised by the worlds most renown and powerful ninja, Ryu Hayabusa.

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Naruto Rant Mayhem

Summery:

After an argument with Sakura, Naruto decides that he cannot stand to live in Konoha any longer and leaves. Three years later and Konoha is facing political and economic problems and the only one that seems capable of fixing these problems is Naruto himself. Unknown to Konoha Naruto hasn't just been sitting idly by and letting the world pass him by. Now he goes by many different names and is feared by many in the shinobi community. Now the fate and future of Konoha rests with Naruto. Will he choose to help save Konoha, or damn it?

Narutos' Dagger from Rant Mayhem:

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Narutos' knuckled tantos:

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Narutos' push dagger:

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Narutos' throwing knives:

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Hakus' stealth sword:

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Yugitos' twin swords:

http://www.trueswords.com/images/prod/ninja_sword_set_black_blades.jpg

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Choices Made Mask Broken:

Summery:

During the Mizuki incident in which Naruto steals the forbidden scroll, Naruto grows tired of pretending to be an idiot and decides that it's time that Konoha knew the real him. The choices and repercussions of his actions may just shake the shinobi community to it's very foundations. Along with getting him a few of the girls in his life.

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You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . 'nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

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1. Naruto Rant Mayhem » reviews
After trying to get Sakura to go out on a date with him, Naruto goes into a mad rant and lets his secret slip. Later he leaves the village for a better life, but will his friends convince him to return? Eventual Naruharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,675 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 12-2-08 - Published: 2-11-08 - Naruto U.
2. Naruto: Gaiden » reviews
My first crossover. After the defeat of the Kyuubi, Naruto is taken away by the Yondaimes' friend Ryu Hayabusa. Now see how Naruto is after being raised/trained by this ninja legend. X-over NaruHinaHanabiInoFemmeHaku RyuXSonia SasuSaku, NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,266 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 8-24-08 - Published: 8-11-08 - Naruto U.
3. Choices Made, Mask Broken » reviews
We all make choices. Now find out what happens when Naruto Uzumaki makes a choice that changes the way people look at him. sorry, summery sucks. Promise the stories better. Naruto/HUGE harem. plz read and enjoy. Warning: Future Lemons. CH 3. updated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,110 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 3-17-08 - Naruto U.
4. Time travel's a pain reviews
After losing the love of his life, Naruto travels back in time to get her back, only to find that this time around things are gonna be a lot more different than he anticipated. Naruharem NARUHAREM naruharem. On INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 2-4-08 - Naruto U.
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