| The-Fan-Who-Lived |
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. Hey all its The-Fan-Who-Lived! If you haven't figured it out I am in LOVE with Harry Potter and the Outsiders. I have a million friends but not a life so i basically sit and read fan fiction all day! If you want to get technical all seven Harry Potter books are out and all four Twilight books are out (Midnight Sun is never going to be completed and published). There are two Harry Potter movies left to come out while Twilight only has three. Now the math would be 3-2=1 so there is only one more movie that needs to come out for Twilight compared to Harry Potter. In case you haven't already figured it one is not a very substantial number. The way Twilight has been releasing the movies thus far, Breaking Dawn will come out in 2011 (one movie a year, one for each book) which happens to be the same exact year as Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two is supposed to come out. Harry will probably come out during July and Breaking Dawn in November. If once the last movie comes out Harry Potter drops in popularity instantaneously (it won't) as you seem to think, Twilight will have three months longer to 'shine' after Harry Potter is completed. Now let's look at the stats. Twilight was not incredibly popular until probably three months before Breaking Dawn was released last summer. Since the last movie comes out in 2011 that's really only three years of popularity, or if you want me to pretend that the first Twilight book was a huge success, since it came out in 2005 that is six years of popularity. The first Harry Potter book came out in 1997 and was almost instantly an international phenomenon and with the last movie coming out in 2011 that is fourteen years of popularity. Now which do you think makes a more lasting impression on culture six years of rabid fan girls plaguing society or fourteen years of fans of all genders and ages enjoying the trials and tribulations of the Boy Who Lived? I think that answer is obvious. The first book of Twilight has sold a measly 17 million copies while the first Harry Potter book has sold over 120 million copies. If you want a book released in the same year as the first Twilight book, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince has sold 65 million copies. That's nearly 4 times as many copies as the first Twilight book. All of the Harry Potter books combined have sold over 488 million copies worldwide! Twilight is nothing but a stupid fad! Harry appeals to people of all ages while Twilight doesn't, and trust me the reason Twilight isn't as well loved is NOT because it is a love story so ‘guys won't read it’. It's because Twilight is a disgrace to real literature!! Writers like Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, and Mark Twain would be rolling in their graves if they ever knew that this was what is considered 'good' literature in today's society! Once the last movie is out for Twilight the vast majority of the fans (which in comparison isn’t many) will move on to find something else stupid enough for them to fawn over. With any luck, whatever they choose to move onto will hopefully at least be written by a better writer. Much like Star Wars, even when the last movie is released Harry Potter will still be cherished and still be well known, while Twilight will remain on a dusty book shelf untouched. COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU THINK HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT You might want to skip down if you don't like tons of random quotes and stuff. The willing, Destiny guides them; the unwilling, Destiny drags them. If the whole world depends on today's youth, I can't see the world lasting another 100 years. A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaning less interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. Watterson Question: Why does God allow evil in the world? I hear voices...and they don't like you That which does not kill you...will probably try again. If at first you don't succeed...destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you do succeed...try not to look so astonished. This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great power. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile 92 of the teen population would be dead if Hollister decided that breathing wasn't cool!!Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8 laughing hysterically in the background!! If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality. Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cry's She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrust the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.(GO TWILIGHT!) If you're against animal cruelty copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile. (Go HP!) If you have ever looked all over the house for something that was in your hand the whole time copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the hell of it copy and paste this into your profile. (just ask my best friend) You Are 26 Evil A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/ You Are Rain You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming. You are best known for: your touch Your dominant state: changing http://www.blogthings.com/whattypeofweatherareyouquiz/ You Are 76 Open Minded You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! http://www.blogthings.com/howopenmindedareyouquiz/ You Are 94 Real There's hardly a person on this earth more real than you are. http://www.blogthings.com/howrealareyouquiz/ You Are a Mermaid You are a total daydreamer, and people tend to think you're flakier than you actually are. http://www.blogthings.com/whatmythologicalcreatureareyouquiz/ !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! A friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A good friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If neopets is your guilty pleasure copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile If you have a dog, and wish he could talk like total, copy this onto your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read something and had something a teacher said the next day remind you of what you read to the point where you burst into outragous stifled laughterand had your "peers" look at you strangely or point and laugh at you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this! If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven. If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile. If you are a perfectionist, who still manages to post chapters with over a thousand mistakes in them, copy this into your profile. If you have ever looked for someone or something a million times, and are still trying to find them/it, copy this into your profile, and then keep on looking. If you never know what day of the week it is copy and paste this into your profile If you've been called insane multiple times by multiple people and yet you still deny your insanity copy and paste this into your profile If you OBJECT to the Harry Potter movies and are unable to discern their resemblence to the books (other then the character's names) copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried more than twice reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, please copy and paste this into your profile. Nothin' to be ashamed of. (in fact, I cried about fourteen times (maybe more that I can't think of): when Hedwig died, when Moody died, when Dobby died, when Fred died, when he walked into the hall and saw Tonks and Remus, when he used the Resurrection Stone, when Snape died, all throughout Snape's Pensieve, when Harry was hit with the killing curse and when Hagrid called out, when Harry was walking through the forest, After Harry comes back from the whole King's Cross thing, when McGonagall Ron Hermione and Ginny screamed, and of course, when it ended. Yes, I am pathetic. But I'm proud.) If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name to the list: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, lillypop, An-Jelly-Ca, The-Fan-Who-Lived If you think the Harry Potter movies are like a bad fanfiction story copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of the obsessed Harry Potter fans who spent all of July 20th camped out in a store waiting for your book, and upon recieving your book you immediatly decided to forego sleep and read the entire book in one sitting copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept! If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. (Copy and paste this into your profile.) when Life gives you lemons, through them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons? when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. I live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there Education is important. school however, is another matter. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile (")_(") : Copy this and paste it into your profile and help bunny gain world domination! My name is Tiffany (Another one) -Anonymous If you are against child abuse, please pass this on. /l、 Help Kitty Defeat Bunny I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that, paste it in your profile:D Denial is not just a river in Egypt Month One Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home thought. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too. and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I dont like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor calls it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me mommy? Every Abortion Is Just... One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If your against abortion, re-post this This seriously made me cry. If you are not against abortion and don't repost this, you are a cruel and heartless being! "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you." If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, When she reached the alley, which was a short However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile When I first saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I first met you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I first kissed you, I was afraid to fall in love with you. Now that I've fallen in love with you... I can only pray not to lose you. My Stories I have many different peple writing on here so here is the guide If it says nothing...Its Me, Leah If it says THE GUNS...Its Bridget If it says FIVE-YEAR-OLD...Its Emily There will be others never fear!! | |||||||||
1. He Was The Poet While She Was The Muse » reviewsDraco and Shae have been worst enemies ever since first year. But when a terrible affliction unlike anyone has ever seen wracks Shae, and Draco starts doing things that suggest some ulterior motive, things start to get a little odd... WRITTEN BY THE GUNSHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-7-08 - Published: 11-26-08 - Draco M. & OC2. Those Green Eyes reviewsPetunia finally sees the real Harry - and what he has been through. WILL BE REWRITTEN!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-1-08 - Harry P. & Petunia D. - Complete