"All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players."

-Shakespeare's "As You Like It".

Just a quick note: I love crack pairings. It's not like I think they'll ever actually happen in cannon, but cannon pairings are just too easy. They're practically handed to us. Crack takes imagination. I support most cannon pairings while watching/reading, but when it cames to fanfiction, I like spreading the love. Crack is my anti-drug...hm, that's irony for you.

Favorite Pairings: (The order has nothing to do with preference. It's an OCD pattern. If you can figure it out, you totally get brownie points.)

SasukexHinata (Yes, I know they never talk. It's still cute.)

NejixHinata (Though I do not approve of incest in real life...hot damn, this is fiction! And it's sexy...I mean, wholesome.)

KakashixHinata (Occasionally.)

KakashixAyame (This one's my fave and I'm not sure why. There is a sad lack of fanfictions for them.)

KakashixSakura

ItachixSakura

MirokuxKagome (I love Sango and Inuyasha but...come on this pairing too adorable.)

SesshomaruxKagome

SesshomaruxOlder Rin

ZukoxOlder Toph (I used to like him and Katara, but at some point she started getting on my nerves...no offense to the Katara-lovers out there.)

JacobxNessie (Technically, it's cannon, but still a blank sheet of paper much like crack pairings.)

LxOC

Stories: (FYI, I have A.D.D. so I won't be doing more than one or two stories at a time--unless it's just a oneshot--because if I do I'll never finish anything. Trust me, this rule is for your own good! And another side note: I love making up new characters but none will be Mary-Sues, cross my heart, hope to die. I even take a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu test to make sure they're not, so never fear!)

Playlists

Most of my story chapters are titles of songs. Whenever I post a new chapter I put up the song that goes with it on a playlist. It's mostly for me but if you want to check it out your welcome to. If the title (which can be found at the top of a playlist) of the story you're reading isn't the "featured playlist", look underneath the "pop-out player" and "get ringtone" links below it, and there should be a list of "my playlists". Just click the "Playlist" link above to get to the site.

In Progress

What If: (Naruto, KakashixAyame) Because there's a major shortage in this pairing. Not yet posted but will be very, very soon.

Stay Beautiful: (Naruto, KakashixAyame) This hasn't been posted yet, obviously, and it may be a while before it is. It will be written with the assumption that Kakashi survives after chapter 432 and the Akatsuki have been defeated. This may or may not make the story slightly AU. Kakashi will never die in my mind anyway.

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