Hey, my name is Savannah. And I really like Pirates of the Caribbean (I'll call it POTC for now). Eh, ask me anything about POTC I will surely know it... haha.

My Favorite Characters

Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Jack (the monkey), and me (occasionally in my stories hehe).

I have no idea why I love the monkey... But I do know why I love the others. I love Jack just coz he's so funny, haha "Why is the rum always gone? ... (gets up and staggers around drunkenly) Oh... That's why..." haha. I love Will just coz he's so sweet and would do anything for Elizabeth, but he's pretty headstrong... I like Elizabeth (Liz) Coz she's such a good pirate!! And she's a girl so that proves that girls can do anything!!! HAHA! No idea why I like the monkey... he's just so cute! I feel bad for him when he had to freeze... poor, poor monkey... haha. And finally myself coz I am just funny and headstrong, stubborn, piratey... in my stories... and it counts for me in real life coz that just plain out explains myself. xD

Yes I know I sound high... Don't blame me.. blame my crazy friends who think I'm werid for liking Pirates of the Caribbean so much... It's not funny (audience laughs) Hey! It's not funny... Where did you guys come from anyways?! (audience laughs again) It's NOT funny!!!!!!! (audience laughs another time) STOP IT!! IT'S NOT FUNNY!! Ugh... If you're gonna laugh so much... Go laugh at Jack... Never mind.. I already do too much of that... (audience is still laughing) Ugh.. Where's my sword.. Wait.. Do I even have one? (stage manager hands me a sword) Okay.. When did I get onto this set?? When did I become a talk show host?!?! What's going on here!?!?! (theme music plays, Deep voice talks) "And welcome to (pause) What's her name? Savannah, okay... And welcome to SAAAAAAVVVVVVAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAHH's Show!!

Me: When did I get a show? I don't remember having one...
Guy with Deep Voice: Just play along... It's funny...
Me: No, it's not funny.. It's just confusing.. and keeping readers from getting to my stories (audience laughs) ... What's your name anyways??
Guy with deep voice: Erm... I strangely don't know... (audience is in uproar of laughter)
Me: Can I call you Bob?
Guy with deep voice: Erm, Okay... I guess... I AM NOW BOB! (cricket cricket)
Me: Uhh... Didn't have to do that.. (rubs ears) And that was a little loud...
Bob: Sorry.. Anyways.. Welcome to Savannah's Show blabbedy blah... I guess
Me: Okay...? Anyways... What do I talk about? Eh.. Maybe I'll write all this in a fanfiction... OOH! And I can have random People come on.. Okay.. So... Watch out for my upcoming fanfictions! Of.. random people...
Bob: Yes... That's the end of the show people! Scroll down to see a selection of stories.. Or more writing by Savannah... Bye!
Me: Ciao... Off to learn French Poetry.. Yick... (audience laughs for final time as theme music plays and screen turns to black)

Favorite Pirate's of the Caribbean Movie

That would be hard for me to answer... hmmmm... I'm not sure, it's between the second one (Dead Man's Chest) and the third one (At World's End... which is the one where the monkey freezes). I'd have to say Dead Man's Chest, because Jack is always getting himself in trouble in the movie :) Like when he was in the wheel, when he was running away from the cannibals on Cannibal Island, when he falls into his grave, and when he says that he needs some seasoning and puts paprika on his armpits. Too funny, and also the drama is good, like when Will was arrested (tear tear) at the wedding. But also At World's End has a very emotional secene, when Will was stabbed and Liz flew away with Jack crying, also after the credits on the movie she's looking at the sunset with her son, William Turner Jr. (tear tear) I just love the movies, I think AWE is the last one, but I hope they come out with more, coz apparently Orlando, Keira, and Jack all signed a contract to do 5 or 6 movies, I hope it's true :)

Anyways I will be putting up two Pirates of the Caribbean movies. It may take a while coz I'm old-fashioned and I like to write evrything on paper, then on the computer, so please don't kill me for the suspension!!

Hey... Bye! Mateys? Ciao? Bonjour? Hasta la bye-bye... Baby... XD Fine... Bye...

Don't forget to scroll down and look at my stories!! BYE!