.HELLO FOOLISH MORTAL.

My Deviantart is over here. I'm better at drawing than writing. And way more active over there.

My account name is Duckstapler but I prefer to go by Nyoko.

I'm generally a nice person. Except when it comes to fanfiction. I'm not good with auto-biographies so if you're looking for one prepare for disappointment.

I typically write crack fics because no one gives a shit about my real fan fiction because it doesn't involve hot Mary Sues making out with canon characters. I mean, who cares about story when there's no PASSHION8 LUFFING??

I tend to pick up and drop stories like hot potatos so don't get too attatched to any of my fanworks unless you're willing to actually say so; I tend to continue longer if I know someone actually, you know, is reading.

I'm picky and I'm canon to the extreme. I don't like seeing my favorite characters have their personalities mauled. I review short and sweet; bloody and brutal. Well, scratch short.

.IF YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE I REVIEWED YOUR FIC "MEANLY", READ THE TEXT BELOW.

If I reviewed your story in a 'meanie weenie' fashion, then deal man, deal. Don't tell me not to read something if I don't like it either. Movie critics don't hold back on their reviews, nor omit movies they believe to be bad; why should I? Until the review feature has its name changed to 'send huggles and smoochies' I'm entitled to do what I'm doing. You aren't the only one who is allowed an opinion.

Also, note that just because I say your writing is poor it does not mean that I hate the central character/all fan characters/the focus pairing/the original game or story (lolwhat?). Don't assume this. Just don't. Just because I think your fanfic with Lyude making out with your Mary Sue reeks doesn't mean I hate Lyude, Baten Kaitos, or any new story elements. It's all comes down to how it's written.

So, in conclusion:
DEAL WIF IT. (pulls sunglasses over eyes)

.QUOTES BY YOURS TRULY.

"Don't take it seriously."

"I dunno, I haven't done anything for anyone in a really long time... so it's not like I'm specifically blowing her off..."

"Just because I'm not shy doesn't mean I enjoy other people's company!"

"Come to think of it... Come to think of what. I forgot."

.CURRENT FAN FICTION PROJECTS.

lol... I'm super lazy... most of my stuff dies within weeks.

ULTIMATE CROSSOVER HIGHSCHOOL: Next chapter is on and off WIP.
THE REMNANT: Debating on whether I should write a less shitty redux... or at least the first three chapters of one since that's the farthest my stories ever get.