Erm...hello? (glances away nervously)

Gender: Female

Likes: crossovers, slash, alternative, country. Duo Maxwell, Ryou Bakura, Roxas, Harry Potter. Luna Lovegood, Reno, Cloud Strife, Vincent Valentine. Naruto Uzumaki, Kyuubi no Kitsune. Body pillows.

Dislikes: mpreg, rap music. Unintentional pregnancy.

Don't expect any epics from me; pretty much all I post is little, one-shot ficlets.

Edit 12/14/09: This popsicle stand has been blown. You can find me, and my past and future fics, here.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. --Mark Twain

When arguing with a fool, make sure the opponent isn't doing the exact same thing. --Abraham Lincoln

Heru nodded, privately wondering if it was wrong to feel amused that he was preparing for his own grave in the same spot he was supposedly already buried at. --"Crumbling Pedestal", by Shivani

“With Minerva.” Sirius sighed dreamily. “What a woman.”

Most of the time McGonagall appeared to be blissfully unaware that she had made a conquest half the girls in the castle would have sold their souls to attract, but I caught her watching her new helper once with a certain twitch about her mouth that told me she knew exactly what the score was, and found the situation highly amusing. --"The Adventures of Icarus, the Invisible Poltergeist", by After the Rain

"Oh? And Charlie felt the need to point a rifle at an unsuspecting teenage boy just for the fun of it?”

“He’s a bit protective and he’s never met Edward before.”

“In that case perhaps you should just tell him that we’re both gay and incapable of procreating. Will that make him feel better?" --"Gives You Hell", by azzie adams

"Do you understand that?" Robert asked.

James rolled his eyes. "Considering that Sirius can turn walking to the bakery for bread into an epic, and Remus can make a tragedy out of the wholemeal having all been sold, confusion may be a mark of sanity." --"Making It Right", by Gatewaygirl

"Oh, c’mon!” Harry protested as he glanced out of the window and stared down at the alleyway bellow. It was five stories down, but his sharp eyes picked out a young brunette shrieking and scrambling away from a huge, bulky man. “This is my house! You can’t do that around here!”

‘Yes, I certainly agree. Take her across the street and rape her over there, just as long as we can’t hear it.’ Meciel said dryly, and Harry couldn’t tell if she was being sarcastic or not. --"The Denarian Lord", by Shezza88

It's not like Sam has never thought about having sex with Dean. Everyone spends so much time thinking he's having sex with Dean, it's hard not to sometimes think about it. But usually when they bring up that they're related, people stop.

Of course, being related isn't the only reason he's not sleeping with Dean. He just always thought it was a good enough one that he never bothered thinking up any others. --"But What Are Your Thoughts on Yaoi", by with_a_kay

136. You are not to remove any article of clothing when being debriefed. You didn’t misunderstand. We’re not that gullible.

142. You are not allowed to ascend to godhood without first seeking prior permission from the Hokage.

143. You do not have prior permission. --"Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do", by H.E. Gray

"Aw, c'mon--you know I only use my powers for good. And anyway, the one they let me try must've been busted. All I got was one measly frog. Count it. One."

"And I suppose you were aiming for a horde."

It was the sheer lack of surprise in Sephiroth's voice that made Cloud feel a sudden, overwhelming sense of kinship with the General, that and the way Zack's chocobo turned the same pitying look Sephiroth's way. --"Mascotverse: A Remarkable Resemblance", by Sleeping With Coyotes

"Shut up," Cloud muttered without heat, like it was a reflex thing. Which it was--Cloud said it in his sleep if he heard Zack's voice.
--"Mascotverse: The Mascot", by Sleeping With Coyotes

Sirius, James had once posited, spoke a language entirely of his own although they couldn't decide whether to call it Blackese or Sirius-ian. It would explain why they didn't always understand his rationale for certain actions; he was trying to explain but the language barrier prevented comprehension. Thus, "Can I borrow the invisibility cloak," was really, "Please take my wand and tie me to the bed and gag me so you won't be sitting outside the infirmary tomorrow while Madame Pomfrey treats my doxy bites that are located in unnervingly intimate areas." --"Dog Days of Summer", by Thorne Scratch

Missus Strife set a pot of baked potatoes on the table, and glanced at both Cloud and Zack. “Where’s Sephiroth? A growing boy really shouldn’t be missing dinner.”

“He’ll be along soon, Mum,” Cloud said, helping himself to the stewed beef. “After he’s done having an existential crisis.” --"Trick or Treat", by Hades' Phoenix