!!ATTENTION ALL READERS!!
I REGRET TO INFORM YOU ALL THAT I HAVE GIVEN UP WRITING FOR THE TIME BEING! FOR MANY REASONS, DEPRESSION AND LACK OF LIFE INSPIRATION BEING AMONG THEM. I HOPE TO RETURN SOON, BUT FOR NOW, DON'T EXPECT ANY UPDATES OR NEW STORIES FROM ME! I'M SO VERY SORRY
I'm still such a n00b...KYA!
Name: ...Ramen, of course! I'm not telling you my real name! gah, some people...(giggles) I will tell you some of my nicknames, however! You can call me Ramen (which I prefer) or Miyuki (Miyu for short), Moroku, "Hey you!" (although I may hurt you if you call me that), and...yeah, that's about it!
Oh, can't forget about my other form, Toast. Don't mock him for his name, or you'll get pwned...
Nobody: Tanyx: The Shadow in Light
Ahem, Age: I am seventeen now!, Orientation: bisexual (if you don't like that, then leave...I'm serious...go now...) Gender: and I am, indeed, a girl! XP
Other Contact: You can aslo find me on LiveJournal. My account name there is filterofdeath X3 Check me out on YouTube.com as well! I'm dirtyshisnogirl there!
FavoriteAnime: Fruits Basket, Chobits, Wolf's Rain, Hellsing, Witch Hunter Robin, Love Hina, Naruto, Death Note (though the manga was better XP), and...can't think of any of the others right now.
Favorite Manga: Death Note, Hellsing, Chobits, Furuba (Fruits Basket), Naruto, Meru Peri, Vampire Game, Gravitation, Loveless, Hana Kimi, Shaman King, Demon Diary
Favorite Games (even though I suck at most of them -.-): Kingdom Hearts series, Darkwatch, Resident Evil series, Silent Hill series, DDR (X3), Disgaea: Hour of Darkness, Eternal Eyes (if you haven't played, you have to o.O), good 'ol Spyro, Legend of Dragoon (beaten it twenty times...but still love it XD), Final Fantasy IV, Chrono Trigger, and Okage: the Shadow King
Favorite Books: Dark series, Dark-Hunter series, Drake Sisters series, Ghostwalker series, Immortals After Dark series, Argeneau Vampire Family series, Undead series...I could go on...
Favorite Movies: Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Edward Scissorhands, James and the Giant Peach (see a pattern here?), anything in the horror genre that's decent (and believe me, there are a lot that aren't), Event Horizon (not recommended for those with weak stomachs), Labrynth (recommended for those who love fantasy and David Bowie ), the TV series Supernatural (which I highly recommend as it has hot guys hunting supernatural creatures with a decent plot...how can you resist?), among many, many others...
Favorite Music: The Birthday Massacre, Linkin Park, anything from the eighties, anything random and techno, Switchblade Symphony, Within Temptaion, Toybox, music from the Silent Hill and Resident Evil games, Nightwish, O-zone, Nightcore, Neuroticfish, MCR, Iced Earth, I am Ghost, Hinder, HIM, Good Charlotte, Fall Out Boy, Godsmack, Dethklok (o.O lol), music from DDR, Daft Punk, Cascada, Breaking Benjamin, Anastasia, Aural Vampire, music from 28 Days Later, Danny Elfman, David Bowie, Queen., AFI, Panic! at the Disco..I think I'll stop there...
So...yeah, not sure what else to...oh right! I am a yaoi and yuri fan. Only because I respect and admire any and all forms of love and appreciate those who aren't afraid to express it, hearts for you all!!
OTP:
AKUROKU 4 LIFE! X3 (squeals)
Other Favorite Pairings:
(yes, they're all KH parirings)
RokuAku (this one is still new to me. I'm slowly warming up to it, but I'm tenative...it has to be well written! Thanks to the story The Unfamiliar and misumisu84 for broadening my horizons)
SoRiku
XemSai
Cleon
ZackSeph (Have become TOTALLY addicted! Especially with uke-Seph X3)
CloudSeph (see above for reason) -special thanks to misumisu84 for converting me-
LarxNami (came upon this one randomly...kinda works...)
MarlyVexen (can't resist)
Zemyx (they're just so cute...although I've got a huge crush on Zexy)
Evil Pairings:
SoKai
RikuKairi
SoRoku (WTF?)
RikuRoku (just doesn't cut it)
Larxel (NEVER!)
XigDem (I'm sorry...I just see Xigbar as more of the cool uncle or something...)
RoxasNamine (...NO!)
Sweetness Vids You all HAVE to see!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEjR5LMm4yM
(In regards to the above link: excellent lip-syncing and great song...don't judge me for liking...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuqBa8gVGCw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCKSzDRUvTw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZiMD9m-mN0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUK_4ixT7B4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQS64zFJuNA (first one)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nt_eehAF4&feature=related (second one)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhpv9TI3yM8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3jovWHoZEg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsVrumhCvso&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TahLg-KMrm4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIunMmjCiJQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKRaUQtVI8w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adc4_1zWSPc (fell out of my chair laughing at this one...no joke XD)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKj-asfdfuo (they should get this for my school o.O)
Also, you have to watch ALL of HotPinkMidNite, AxelObcessed, oxOUchihaSasukeOxo, JavaQueen, and DCwyverx vids X3
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For My Awesome Readers:
I'm working on several stories on the side of the current one I'm uploading, so once I'm finished, it won't be the last you see of me! X3
...and no, I'm not going to talk about what they're about...you'll just have to be patient and wait! (snickers)
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SUPER RANT OF DOOM!!
o.O; ZOMFG!! The power of fanfiction! lolz.
You see, it was brought to my attention recently that KH could've been taken sooo much further. In a sense, it could have reached 'the next level' had the Disney/Squeenix team decided to take a chance and say: "Hey guys, let's just put in all the developments and ideas we want to in there and then just have some fun."
Thus, leaving Kingdom Hearts with the rating of T and making many a fangirl happy.
But, this is my personal opinion and I don't expect any of you to agree with it in any way, shape or form...I'm just ranting.
That being said, I can now get this off my chest:
(takes a deep breath)
LEAVE ROXAS ALONE FOR BEING AN UNDER-DEVELOPED CHARACTER!!
If Disney/Squeenix had taken things a bit further, maybe he would've had ample time to get a real personality...and with that I rest my case on the whole...power of fanfiction...thingy...dealio...meh...
Oh, and another thing:
I AM AN AKUROKU FANGIRL!!
If you haven't figured this out by now from my rather obnoxious OTP announcement earlier in this profile, then you are well and truly brain-dead...no, I'm not going to call you retards and get myself flagged or whatever and kicked off the site, thus making me cry like a pitiful baby and allowing the Admins to find me and beat me half to death with their almight, nonexistent, magical weapons of DOOM!!
...retards...
HOWEVER!!
This is exactly why sites like this one exist. Fanfiction allows those of us who see greater potential in a game, anime, manga, TV series, whatever, to take things to where we think they should've gone in the first place.
Now, I'm being general...or at least, trying to be, seeing as I'm COMPLETELY OBSESSED with KH and don't really care all that much for anything or anyone else (maniacal fangirl laughter)
...and now I am scaring myself with my random rant that came out of nowhere...
AHEM!!
Anyways, I just felt like writing all this down, and if you read through it all...I won't say I love you...because I don't...I don't even know who the heck you are...
And besides...all my love is for KH and Organization XIII...
Because without hearts of their own...you gotta give them yours to compensate 8D!
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The Life and Times of Ramen:
"God not only punished Eve to bleed in shame for eating the forbidden fruit and thus, exiling her and Adam from the Garden of Eden..."
"The hell are you talking about?"
"BUT! God also punished Adam for not keeping control of his blonde wife!"
"The F--?!"
"ADAM'S PUNISHMENT WAS PMS!!"
"Wait...Eve was blonde?!"
-My impromptu sermon at lunch at school (and my friends' reactions)-
lololol
"This ramen tastes like moldy a--"
-My response when my brother made me ramen-
lololol
"I'm so glad you picked me to drink!"
-Written on the cap of my SoBe-
"...I think I just got hit on by a beverage o.O;"
lololol
"I've got you girl!"
-Written on another cap of my SoBe-
"WTH?!"
lololol
"Quit doing that, I feel violated."
"I'm just staring."
"And it's violating me!"
-My violation via stare-
lololol
"What is wrong with you? Those two sooo aren't gay for each other!"
"I'm sorry, what was that? All I heard was the sound of a homophobe's dying cry..."
-Some stupid phomo in my History class-
lololol
"BACK OFF! I'VE GOT A CROWBAR AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!"
-Me fending off a yaoi fanboy who was trying to steal my AkuRoku folder at school-
lololol
"You're my number 1 gecko!"
-Another SoBe cap-
"...no comment..."
lololol
"We all know the story of Adam and Eve...but what many of us are not aware of was that, before Eve...there was Steve..."
-Opening of the BI-ble, written by me and my friends-
lololol
"Wow...we're going to hell for this..."
-Our shared reaction after writting the BI-ble-
lololol
"This has to stop,"
"What does?"
"This...yaoi fetish thing you have going on."
"What about it?"
"It has to stop!"
"What does?"
"The yaoi!"
"What about it?"
"Ugh!"
-An exchange between me and my mom one Saturday morning-
lololol
"Be my gecko-love!"
-Yet another attempt by SoBe to woo me (I didn't believe it at first either)-
lololol
"You realize that the way you're eating that corndog, you're asking to be molested."
"Say what now?"
"You heard me..."
-scoots away- "...I don't think I'm comfortable around you anymore..."
"NOT ME YOU TARD!"
"Riiiight..."
-My best friend and me at lunch (the thought of being molested by her doesn't actually bother me)-
lololol
(This next one took place during my Acting class...the teacher was busy with the upcoming school play, so we were just chillin' and I was sitting in the hall with a couple of my buddies, when these two girls walked by...one of them had SERIOUSLY tight pants...and a rather nice booty...so I commented...well...more like whistled...I couldn't help myself!)
-gasps indignantly- "You lesbo!"
"No...doing that doesn't make me a lesbian...THIS DOES!" -grabs girl's butt-
"AAAHHH!" -runs away-
"...I can't believe you just did that..."
"I can, haha, high five!"
lololol
"Work it girl!"
-More SoBe-
lololol
"Wait...you have an ENTIRE folder FULL of AkuRoku?!"
"Never leave the house without it."
"...I think I love you."
-An exchange between me and some random girl in the hall at school-
lololol
"Why are we all sitting on the floor?"
"I don't know...but we make a heart!"
"HOLY S--! WE DO!"
-Another moment of me and my friends at lunch-
lololol
"Whatcha writin'?"
-freaks out because I'm writing a lemon- "NOTHING!" -enlarges random program on toolbar and stares at mom innocently-
"Is...that what I think it is...?" -points at computer screen-
-turns to see giant, explicit picture of AkuRoku- "Umm...depends...what do you think it is?"
-Awkward moment between me and my mom-
lololol
"SoBe my girl?"
-Another SoBe cap-
"...I give up..."
lololol
"I just realized how much SoBe I drink..."
-My revelation after reading that last SoBe message-
lololol
"Okay, so, next time he sits down, sit on his lap REALLY hard, then run away."
"He's twice my size!"
"So? That makes him slow...weren't you the second fastest kid in tryouts?"
"Yeah, but--"
"That means you're fast!"
"And he's FAT! But that's not the point!"
-laughs uncontrollably-
-Me trying to give my brother a solution to a bully at school-
lololol
"Just jump on his back, scream "SQUEE, YAOI LOVES YOU!" and run away."
"I've got a problem with jumping on some guy I don't know and saying, "Yay, yaoi loves you!"
"Okay, I said "squee". "Squee, yaoi loves you."
"So? What's the difference?"
"There's a BIG difference between "yay" and "squee". They're two TOTALLY different things!"
"WHATEVER!"
-An attempt by me to aid my brother with bully problems (and teach him proper fangirl/boy jargon)-
lololol
(This one is rather awkward...it happened one weekend when I got a brilliant idea for my upcoming AkuRoku lemon in OK2BGAY. But first, I had to determine if it was physically possible...)
-mom opens my door and walks in- "I'm going to the store, would you like to c--"
-handcuffed to my headboard- "...hi mom..."
"I refuse to ask..." -backs out of the room slowly-
"It's for research! RESEARCH DAMN IT!"
-closes door and laughs hysterically-
"Ugh..." -stares at door for a moment- "Mom?"
"Hahaha, yeah?"
"...could you come let me out?"
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
lololol
"WHERE THE F&# IS AXEL?!"
"What are you yelling about?"
"I FINALLY get Sims2 to work, I FINALLY get Organization sim mods, I FINALLY get Roxas to stop rejecting Axel's marriage proposals, and he gets F#ING ABDUCTED!"
"...and this has upset you so that you are screaming at the computer?"
"YES, DAMN IT! BECAUSE HE'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE GONE FOR THREE DAYS!"
"And?"
"...it's been FIVE!"
"This is relevant because...?"
"Because Roxas won't stop moping around the house! I caught him crying to the toaster of his woes!"
"o.O SH-T! FIND THE PYRO!"
"THE ALIENS HAVE HIM!"
-Me ranting because those stupid aliens won't give my Axel sim back-
lololol
"I want Axel back, damn it!"
"Why would they keep him so long?"
"I have no freaking clue! Maybe they're fascinated by the odd human who's freakishly skinny, tall, has womanly hips, and seems to enjoy the constant probing!"
"Yeah...that sounds about right..."
"While this awkward conversation amused me slightly, it doesn't solve my problem...and Roxas is STILL crying and wandering around the house like a zombie. Poor thing is beyond depressed! I'm scared he'll cut his wrists from missing his new husband!"
"If I didn't know you were talking about Sims2, I'd think you were insane."
-Another rant I had to my friend, who also thinks it's odd Axel isn't back yet-
lololol
"There's no passion in plastics..."
-SoBe cap...'nuff said-
lololol
"YES! AXEL'S BACK!"
"Really?!"
"YES!" -does random happy dance- "Look! He's on the front lawn rubbing his sore a--!"
"There was no part of that last sentence that I didn't like..."
-My shared joy with my friend when the aliens FINALLY sent Axel sim home-
lololol
"Wow...didn't see THAT coming..."
"What?"
"Well...you remember how Axel came back last night?"
"Yeah..."
"I thought, 'hey, he'll be pregnant, but at least he's home'. And at first, I thought it was pretty funny and awesome that the first thing he and Roxas did was have WooHoo."
-Laughs-
"But then I got the little message sound thingy...and remembered that any alien impregnated sim infects others through WooHoo..."
"So...you're saying that..."
"Yes...Roxas is pregnant now too."
"...I wish I had your life...I really do..."
-An exchange between me and a buddy of mine after Axel sim came back-
lololol
"PREGNANCY IS A VIRUS!!"
-My aunt's reaction to the Axel/Roxas sim mpreg-
"...o.O;"
lololol
"I've got, like a whole four-way poligamist deal going on now."
"Wow...you're sims are f-cked up...mine are just gay..."
-Strange exchange between me and a fellow bio student who's also a fan of Sims2-
lololol
"Hahaha, nice Clint Eastwood impression!"
"SHUT UP YOU TARD!"
"Can't help it!" -plays Chocobo theme- "There, some theme music for ya!"
"You all suck, I just got raped by a pole and you're laughing!"
"You're own fault, we said it was a bad idea,"
"No, you said running across the pole was a bad idea, you said nothing about straddling it and scooting across ten feet!"
"...now we know it's a bad idea!"
"I hate you guys..."
-A last day of school adventure at a nearby kiddie park...um...don't ask (sweatdrops)-
lololol
(This isn't really anything special, other than the fact that I got Axel and Roxas plushies!...yeah...I had to work my ass off for them, since there were only 3 left in stock online and my mom said I had to do chores to get them...I had to climb up on our roof to clean out the gutters for them f-ckers!)
"I had the most psychotic dream last night..."
"Really?"
"Yeah...you know how Roxas came in today, right?"
"You haven't shut up about it...so...yeah, I'm aware."
"Well, other than the fact that every time I pick him up, my hand is right on his a--, I had a distrubing dream about him."
"What happened?"
"Well...Roxas plushie started choking me in my sleep, threatening to kill me and demanding Axel. I just started freaking out, man, and flailed around screaming 'HE'LL BE HERE TOMORROW, I SWEAR, I SWEAR! PLEASEDON'TKILLMEOMFGBBQ!!"
"O.o . . .you need help."
"No! I need protection from the plushie!"
-My friend was not very sympathetic...not at all...I'm afraid Roxas is gonna kill me one day...-
lololol
"This is great...no really...it is...huh..."
"What's wrong with them?"
"Nothing, nothing at all...it's just that...well..."
"What?"
"Axel showed up yesterday...just like I knew he would...but I woke up this morning and...um...his hand was between Roxas' legs and I swear I didn't put it there!"
"...so that means...?"
"Gah, don't you see?! First I get Axel and Roxas sims with freaking AIs that make them perverted sex demons who'd rather have a nice screw than take care of their kids anymore."
"They really DO that?!"
"Well...when the kids are at school they do...but that's not the point! The point is that now I have plushies with perverted souls possessing them."
"I've said it before...you need help...soon."
-Yeah...they really were sitting like that when I woke up...and I don't hang out with that friend anymore...teh plushies are cute damn it!-
lololol
"That's it...there is no innocence left in this world!"
"What happened, what happened?"
"I just went into my room, and found my plushies on the floor in a...rather...naughty position...ahem...yeah..."
"Ha ha, very funny. I bet you really liked making them do that."
"I'm SERIOUS! WHY DOES NOBODY BELIEVE THAT MY PLUSHIES ARE PREVERTS?!"
"Because, ah, they're TOYS?!"
"They are NOT toys...they are collectables...and they're having sex on my bedroom floor."
-erm...yeah...self-explanatory...I love my plushies...-
lololol
"My reactions are like a snake...but my moves are like a dork."
"I love how you're saying all this without pants on..."
-My dad was being weird, so I had to comment-
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