WATCH YOURSELVES PEOPLES, RAMEN IS BACK! >:D

KEEP AN EYE OPEN, CRIMSON DAWN MAY BE REOPENED!

However...

1) I DID delete The Stray,
2) Looking for Trouble I am giving up on
3) Starlight High has been passed off onto Ems for continuation (there will be revision and editing before updates),

If I get the inspiration back, I WILL re-upload The Stray eventually, so don't fret! :hearts:

NOTE:

IF THERE AREN'T UPDATES IN THIS SECTION OF MY FFN PROFILE, GO TO MY LJ (link is below in the next section) THAT WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING INCLUDING LONG ABSENCES.

UPDATES:

I'm currently taking Medical Transcription and Terminology classes along with rekindling a once lost love with my sexalicious soulmate, and don't have a lot of time to be doing extra stuff, but I somehow found the inspiration to continue on with a oneshot that's now a short story. We'll see if I can see this one through to the end, eh?

Favorite Personal One-liner:

"Demyx, I know you don't know me that well...or even really like me...but...would you be my cross-dressing man-wife?"

-My rp Axel-

I'm still such a n00b...KYA! (this is as true as evah... -.-)

Name: ...Ramen, of course! I'm not telling you my real name! gah, some people...(giggles) I will tell you some of my nicknames, however! You can call me Ramen (which I prefer) or Athena is a close second, or Miyuki (Miyu for short), Moroku, "Hey you!" (although I may hurt you if you call me that), and...yeah, that's about it!

Oh, can't forget about my other form, Toast. Don't mock him for his name, or you'll get pwned...

Nobody: Tanyx: The Shadow in Light

Hair: blonde

Eyes: blue, BABEH!

Height: ...I'd rather not say...I'm sensitive about it...BUT I AM NOT SHORT!!

Age: I'M EIGHTEEN BETCHES! (wait...o.o it's really been that long...? Fuck I'm old...)

Orientation: bisexual (though honestly, I'm not attracted to anyone at this point in time. I liek me -hugs self- sorta)

Gender: and I am, indeed, a girl! XP

Livejournal: http://filterofdeath.livejournal.com/

YouTube: dirtyshisnogirl :channel link: http://www.youtube.com/user/dirtyshisnogirl

FavoriteAnime: Fruits Basket, Chobits, Wolf's Rain, Hellsing, Witch Hunter Robin, Love Hina, Naruto, Death Note (though the manga was better XP), Mirage of Blaze, Okane Ga Nai, Sensitive Pornograph, Papa to Kiss in the Dark, Loveless, Elfen Lied

Favorite Manga: Death Note, Hellsing, Chobits, Furuba (Fruits Basket), Naruto, Meru Peri, Vampire Game, Gravitation, Loveless, Hana Kimi, Shaman King, Demon Diary, Skip Beat, Elfen Lied (though the death scenes look comical in the manga)

Favorite Games (even though I suck at most of them -.-): Kingdom Hearts series, Darkwatch, Resident Evil series, Silent Hill series, DDR (X3), Disgaea: Hour of Darkness, Eternal Eyes (if you haven't played, you have to o.O), good 'ol Spyro, Legend of Dragoon (beaten it twenty times...but still love it XD), Final Fantasy IV, Chrono Trigger, and Okage: the Shadow King

Favorite Books: Dark series, Dark-Hunter series, Drake Sisters series, Ghostwalker series, Immortals After Dark series, Argeneau Vampire Family series, Undead series...I could go on...

Favorite Movies: Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Edward Scissorhands, James and the Giant Peach (see a pattern here?), anything in the horror genre that's decent (and believe me, there are a lot that aren't), Event Horizon (not recommended for those with weak stomachs), Labrynth (recommended for those who love fantasy and David Bowie ), the TV series Supernatural (which I highly recommend as it has hot guys hunting supernatural creatures with a decent plot...how can you resist?), among many, many others...

Favorite Music: The Birthday Massacre, Linkin Park, anything from the eighties, anything random and techno, Switchblade Symphony, Within Temptaion, Toybox, music from the Silent Hill and Resident Evil games, Nightwish, O-zone, Nightcore, Neuroticfish, MCR, Iced Earth, I am Ghost, Hinder, HIM, Good Charlotte, Fall Out Boy, Godsmack, Dethklok (o.O lol), music from DDR, Daft Punk, Cascada, Breaking Benjamin, Anastasia, Aural Vampire, music from 28 Days Later, Danny Elfman, David Bowie, Queen., AFI, Panic! at the Disco, Celldweller, Lovex..I think I'll stop there...

So...yeah, not sure what else to...oh right! I am a yaoi and yuri fan. Only because I respect and admire any and all forms of love and appreciate those who aren't afraid to express it, hearts for you all!!

Favorite Pairings: Uh...I no longer have a like or dislike. You'll get no preferences from me, I'm all for it as long as it's tasteful! 8D

Sweetness Vids You all HAVE to see!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEjR5LMm4yM

(In regards to the above link: excellent lip-syncing and great song...don't judge me for liking...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuqBa8gVGCw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCKSzDRUvTw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZiMD9m-mN0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUK_4ixT7B4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQS64zFJuNA (first one)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nt_eehAF4&feature=related (second one)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhpv9TI3yM8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3jovWHoZEg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsVrumhCvso&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TahLg-KMrm4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIunMmjCiJQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKRaUQtVI8w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adc4_1zWSPc (fell out of my chair laughing at this one...no joke XD)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKj-asfdfuo (they should get this for my school o.O)

Also, you have to watch ALL of HotPinkMidNite, AxelObcessed, oxOUchihaSasukeOxo, JavaQueen, and DCwyverx vids X3

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SUPER RANT OF DOOM!!
(I'd just like to let everyone know...this rant is still true, even if the KH freakishness of myself died a little)

o.O; ZOMFG!! The power of fanfiction! lolz.

You see, it was brought to my attention recently that KH could've been taken sooo much further. In a sense, it could have reached 'the next level' had the Disney/Squeenix team decided to take a chance and say: "Hey guys, let's just put in all the developments and ideas we want to in there and then just have some fun."

Thus, leaving Kingdom Hearts with the rating of T and making many a fangirl happy.

But, this is my personal opinion and I don't expect any of you to agree with it in any way, shape or form...I'm just ranting.

That being said, I can now get this off my chest:

(takes a deep breath)

LEAVE ROXAS ALONE FOR BEING AN UNDER-DEVELOPED CHARACTER!!

If Disney/Squeenix had taken things a bit further, maybe he would've had ample time to get a real personality...and with that I rest my case on the whole...power of fanfiction...thingy...dealio...meh...

Oh, and another thing:

I AM AN AKUROKU FANGIRL!!

If you haven't figured this out by now from my rather obnoxious OTP announcement earlier in this profile, then you are well and truly brain-dead...no, I'm not going to call you retards and get myself flagged or whatever and kicked off the site, thus making me cry like a pitiful baby and allowing the Admins to find me and beat me half to death with their almight, nonexistent, magical weapons of DOOM!!

...retards...

HOWEVER!!

This is exactly why sites like this one exist. Fanfiction allows those of us who see greater potential in a game, anime, manga, TV series, whatever, to take things to where we think they should've gone in the first place.

Now, I'm being general...or at least, trying to be, seeing as I'm COMPLETELY OBSESSED with KH and don't really care all that much for anything or anyone else (maniacal fangirl laughter)

...and now I am scaring myself with my random rant that came out of nowhere...

AHEM!!

Anyways, I just felt like writing all this down, and if you read through it all...I won't say I love you...because I don't...I don't even know who the heck you are...

And besides...all my love is for KH and Organization XIII...

Because without hearts of their own...you gotta give them yours to compensate 8D!

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If you have ever slipped while getting out of the shower and fallen right into your cat's litter box, you have my pity.
If you think homophobia is a mental illness that should result in suffers being strung up by their toes, stripped naked, feathered and tarred, then sold as cheap, Mexican pinata knock-offs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think there should be more KH X-over fics, copy and paste this into your profile (and start writing damn it!)
If, whenever someone says 'orgy' you think of Organization XIII, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have every experienced a random fangasm while playing KH, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you cried when any of the Orgy XIII died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever stayed up for over 24 hours just to continue a roleplay, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were ever watching a movie and randomly screamed "THEY'RE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER" at the main male characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you laughed for over an hour when Reno said, "I'm still out here!" in Advent Children, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Roxas bashers should get a life and believe that it's not his fault that he's an underdeveloped character, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were ever sitting in a restaraunt and started dancing to music in your head regardless of who was watching, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever maniacally laughed for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever mashed your plushies together and made kissy noises, copy and paste this into your profile (don't be ashamed).
If you have ever had someone stare at you in a Wal-Mart for having Axel marks on your face, copy and paste this into your profile (and gimmie five!)
If you dance to elevator music, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been accused of shaving someone bald and stealing their underwear, gtfa from me o.O
If you watch movies and think 'now how can I turn this into a fic?', copy and paste this into your profile.
If watching people die in horror movies makes you laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had canon characters breed babies that were OCs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had canon characters breed other canon characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you currently have more than three OPEN stories/rps, copy and paste this into your profile. (and quit procrastinating)
LAWL, COOKIES!
If you've refused to replay KHII because you don't want to kill Orgy XIII again, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're eagerly awaiting a CG KH movie, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you KNOW that there is going to be a CG KH movie, then PM me with further information.
If you believe Repliku needs more attention and desperately deserves some serious cuddles, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Axel was a complete asshole, but still utterly badass in CoM, then you rule. Also, copy/paste in your profile.

The Life and Times of Ramen:

"God not only punished Eve to bleed in shame for eating the forbidden fruit and thus, exiling her and Adam from the Garden of Eden..."

"The hell are you talking about?"

"BUT! God also punished Adam for not keeping control of his blonde wife!"

"The F--?!"

"ADAM'S PUNISHMENT WAS PMS!!"

"Wait...Eve was blonde?!"

-My impromptu sermon at lunch at school (and my friends' reactions)-

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"This ramen tastes like moldy ass"

-My response when my brother made me ramen-

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"I'm so glad you picked me to drink!"

-Written on the cap of my SoBe-

"...I think I just got hit on by a beverage o.O;"

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"I've got you girl!"

-Written on another cap of my SoBe-

"WTH?!"

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"Quit doing that, I feel violated."

"I'm just staring."

"And it's violating me!"

-My violation via stare-

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"What is wrong with you? Those two sooo aren't gay for each other!"

"I'm sorry, what was that? All I heard was the sound of a homophobe's dying cry..."

-Some stupid phomo in my History class-

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"BACK OFF! I'VE GOT A CROWBAR AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!"

-Me fending off a yaoi fanboy who was trying to steal my AkuRoku folder at school-

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"You're my number 1 gecko!"

-Another SoBe cap-

"...no comment..."

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"We all know the story of Adam and Eve...but what many of us are not aware of was that, before Eve...there was Steve..."

-Opening of the BI-ble, written by me and my friends-

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"Wow...we're going to hell for this..."

-Our shared reaction after writting the BI-ble-

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"This has to stop,"

"What does?"

"This...yaoi fetish thing you have going on."

"What about it?"

"It has to stop!"

"What does?"

"The yaoi!"

"What about it?"

"Ugh!"

-An exchange between me and my mom one Saturday morning-

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"Be my gecko-love!"

-Yet another attempt by SoBe to woo me (I didn't believe it at first either)-

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"You realize that the way you're eating that corndog, you're asking to be molested."

"Say what now?"

"You heard me..."

-scoots away- "...I don't think I'm comfortable around you anymore..."

"NOT ME YOU TARD!"

"Riiiight..."

-My best friend and me at lunch (the thought of being molested by her doesn't actually bother me)-

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(This next one took place during my Acting class...the teacher was busy with the upcoming school play, so we were just chillin' and I was sitting in the hall with a couple of my buddies, when these two girls walked by...one of them had SERIOUSLY tight pants...and a rather nice booty...so I commented...well...more like whistled...I couldn't help myself!)

-gasps indignantly- "You lesbo!"

"No...doing that doesn't make me a lesbian...THIS DOES!" -grabs girl's butt-

"AAAHHH!" -runs away-

"...I can't believe you just did that..."

"I can, haha, high five!"

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"Work it girl!"

-More SoBe-

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"Wait...you have an ENTIRE folder FULL of AkuRoku?!"

"Never leave the house without it."

"...I think I love you."

-An exchange between me and some random girl in the hall at school-

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"Why are we all sitting on the floor?"

"I don't know...but we make a heart!"

"HOLY S--! WE DO!"

-Another moment of me and my friends at lunch-

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"Whatcha writin'?"

-freaks out because I'm writing a lemon- "NOTHING!" -enlarges random program on toolbar and stares at mom innocently-

"Is...that what I think it is...?" -points at computer screen-

-turns to see giant, explicit picture of AkuRoku- "Umm...depends...what do you think it is?"

-Awkward moment between me and my mom-

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"SoBe my girl?"

-Another SoBe cap-

"...I give up..."

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"I just realized how much SoBe I drink..."

-My revelation after reading that last SoBe message-

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"Just jump on his back, scream "SQUEE, YAOI LOVES YOU!" and run away."

"I've got a problem with jumping on some guy I don't know and saying, "Yay, yaoi loves you!"

"Okay, I said "squee". "Squee, yaoi loves you."

"So? What's the difference?"

"There's a BIG difference between "yay" and "squee". They're two TOTALLY different things!"

"WHATEVER!"

-An attempt by me to aid my brother with bully problems (and teach him proper fangirl/boy jargon)-

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(This one is rather awkward...it happened one weekend when I got a brilliant idea for my upcoming AkuRoku lemon in OK2BGAY. But first, I had to determine if it was physically possible...)

-mom opens my door and walks in- "I'm going to the store, would you like to c--"

-handcuffed to my headboard- "...hi mom..."

"I refuse to ask..." -backs out of the room slowly-

"It's for research! RESEARCH DAMN IT!"

-closes door and laughs hysterically-

"Ugh..." -stares at door for a moment- "Mom?"

"Hahaha, yeah?"

"...could you come let me out?"

"HAHAHAHAHA!"

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"WHERE THE F&# IS AXEL?!"

"What are you yelling about?"

"I FINALLY get Sims2 to work, I FINALLY get Organization sim mods, I FINALLY get Roxas to stop rejecting Axel's marriage proposals, and he gets F#ING ABDUCTED!"

"...and this has upset you so that you are screaming at the computer?"

"YES, DAMN IT! BECAUSE HE'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE GONE FOR THREE DAYS!"

"And?"

"...it's been FIVE!"

"This is relevant because...?"

"Because Roxas won't stop moping around the house! I caught him crying to the toaster of his woes!"

"o.O SH-T! FIND THE PYRO!"

"THE ALIENS HAVE HIM!"

-Me ranting because those stupid aliens won't give my Axel sim back-

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"I want Axel back, damn it!"

"Why would they keep him so long?"

"I have no freaking clue! Maybe they're fascinated by the odd human who's freakishly skinny, tall, has womanly hips, and seems to enjoy the constant probing!"

"Yeah...that sounds about right..."

"While this awkward conversation amused me slightly, it doesn't solve my problem...and Roxas is STILL crying and wandering around the house like a zombie. Poor thing is beyond depressed! I'm scared he'll cut his wrists from missing his new husband!"

"If I didn't know you were talking about Sims2, I'd think you were insane."

-Another rant I had to my friend, who also thinks it's odd Axel isn't back yet-

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"There's no passion in plastics..."

-SoBe cap...'nuff said-

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"YES! AXEL'S BACK!"

"Really?!"

"YES!" -does random happy dance- "Look! He's on the front lawn rubbing his sore a--!"

"There was no part of that last sentence that I didn't like..."

-My shared joy with my friend when the aliens FINALLY sent Axel sim home-

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"Wow...didn't see THAT coming..."

"What?"

"Well...you remember how Axel came back last night?"

"Yeah..."

"I thought, 'hey, he'll be pregnant, but at least he's home'. And at first, I thought it was pretty funny and awesome that the first thing he and Roxas did was have WooHoo."

-Laughs-

"But then I got the little message sound thingy...and remembered that any alien impregnated sim infects others through WooHoo..."

"So...you're saying that..."

"Yes...Roxas is pregnant now too."

"...I wish I had your life...I really do..."

-An exchange between me and a buddy of mine after Axel sim came back-

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"PREGNANCY IS A VIRUS!!"

-My aunt's reaction to the Axel/Roxas sim mpreg-

"...o.O;"

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"I've got, like a whole four-way poligamist deal going on now."

"Wow...your sims are f-cked up...mine are just gay..."

-Strange exchange between me and a fellow bio student who's also a fan of Sims2-

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"Hahaha, nice Clint Eastwood impression!"

"SHUT UP YOU TARD!"

"Can't help it!" -plays Chocobo theme- "There, some theme music for ya!"

"You all suck, I just got raped by a pole and you're laughing!"

"You're own fault, we said it was a bad idea,"

"No, you said running across the pole was a bad idea, you said nothing about straddling it and scooting across ten feet!"

"...now we know it's a bad idea!"

"I hate you guys..."

-A last day of school adventure at a nearby kiddie park...um...don't ask (sweatdrops)-

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(This isn't really anything special, other than the fact that I got Axel and Roxas plushies!...yeah...I had to work my ass off for them, since there were only 3 left in stock online and my mom said I had to do chores to get them...I had to climb up on our roof to clean out the gutters for them f-ckers!)

"I had the most psychotic dream last night..."

"Really?"

"Yeah...you know how Roxas came in today, right?"

"You haven't shut up about it...so...yeah, I'm aware."

"Well, other than the fact that every time I pick him up, my hand is right on his a--, I had a distrubing dream about him."

"What happened?"

"Well...Roxas plushie started choking me in my sleep, threatening to kill me and demanding Axel. I just started freaking out, man, and flailed around screaming 'HE'LL BE HERE TOMORROW, I SWEAR, I SWEAR! PLEASEDON'TKILLMEOMFGBBQ!!"

"O.o . . .you need help."

"No! I need protection from the plushie!"

-My friend was not very sympathetic...not at all...I'm afraid Roxas is gonna kill me one day...-

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"This is great...no really...it is...huh..."

"What's wrong with them?"

"Nothing, nothing at all...it's just that...well..."

"What?"

"Axel showed up yesterday...just like I knew he would...but I woke up this morning and...um...his hand was between Roxas' legs and I swear I didn't put it there!"

"...so that means...?"

"Gah, don't you see?! First I get Axel and Roxas sims with freaking AIs that make them perverted sex demons who'd rather have a nice screw than take care of their kids anymore."

"They really DO that?!"

"Well...when the kids are at school they do...but that's not the point! The point is that now I have plushies with perverted souls possessing them."

"I've said it before...you need help...soon."

-Yeah...they really were sitting like that when I woke up...and I don't hang out with that friend anymore...teh plushies are cute damn it!-

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"That's it...there is no innocence left in this world!"

"What happened, what happened?"

"I just went into my room, and found my plushies on the floor in a...rather...naughty position...ahem...yeah..."

"Ha ha, very funny. I bet you really liked making them do that."

"I'm SERIOUS! WHY DOES NOBODY BELIEVE THAT MY PLUSHIES ARE PREVERTS?!"

"Because, ah, they're TOYS?!"

"They are NOT toys...they are collectables...and they're having sex on my bedroom floor."

-erm...yeah...self-explanatory...I love my plushies...-

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"My reactions are like a snake...but my moves are like a dork."

"I love how you're saying all this without pants on..."

-My dad was being weird, so I had to comment-

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"So, are you just going to stand there and gloat or can I call us good and go home...where there are no pmsing blonds...or nipple biting ferrets."

-that's just a TASTE of the crazy ass rps I got going on with Ems-

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(I am not joking at all with this stuff, okay? At lunch at school, Amryn was complaining about her knee hurting, so I asked if she wanted me to kiss it better...this is what happened...)

"Kiss my knee better, wife!"

"Okay, okay," -kisses Ryn's knee-

"YAY! IT FEELS BETTER!"

"...I can't believe you actually kissed her knee..."

"I used to kiss boo-boos all the time when I used to babysit--"

"People actually let you near their children?! o.O"

"Wow, I feel the love here,"

"Seriously, I wouldn't trust you with my children...you corrupt innocent minds."

"And their parents paid me to do it too." -grins-

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"Why'd they have to make the bottles ugly?"

"Yeah, they dorked the bottles."

"...that makes it sound SO wrong."

"DORKED not PORKED"

"HAHAHA!"

-This is how my dad and I express our displeasure at how they changed the bottle on the Lipton Iced Tea drink xD-

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"You're kind of a big deal,"

-SoBe isn't quite as gracious in its compliments as it used to be...-

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"I fear the chickenpox infested potato o.O"

-late nights with my mom are made of win...lol-

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"Here's your plate."

"Thanks, dad."

"Oh, and watch out for those fries...they're flaming bits of potato death."

-I love my father...he is the epitome of dirty, sarcastic humor-

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"Wow...my knees are all weird...think I can say I have a real disability now?"

"You mean besides the mental disability you have?"

-I am so proud of my little brother for that line...even more so for the fact that he said it in front of the doctor xD-

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"Feel free to jump in and help any time..."

"Pfft... -snickers-"

-A testament to my ultimate laziness, lawl-

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"Ojedo gokkuro, onurdo gokkuro, modeungon gokkuro doragago isso,"

"o.O wtf?!"

"Naeiri wayahae! Haengbokui shigyega, chaegag chaegag doragagebji!!"

"The HELL is she doing?"

"Singing in Korean and dancing like a tard, apparently."

"...why did I even bother asking?"

-My family is well used to my quirks...and my terrible singing-

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"You've probably never had an inkling that someone would tell you that there's two square roots for every number. I know it blew MY mind. I just wanted to put my head down and pretend it never happened..."

-My math teacher...yeah, he's pretty awesome-

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"Well, I didn't FINISH the problem...does that mean I fail?"

"If you at least tried, it's not TOTALLY wrong. I wouldn't be like, "ner, 0 points, you suck,"

-He's said worse than that...including telling everyone to 'stfu' as he kicked a hole in the wall-

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"You're being a pain in my ass...but in all the good ways."

-o.O I think I'm in love with Mr. Steihr...considering he said that to a MALE student xD-

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(Today was a hardcore day in math...so here's a compilation of Mr. Stiehr goodness -poor man, lol-)

"Mr. Stiehr...when are we ever going to watch a movie in this class?"

"Dillon...where in the HELL did that question even come from?"

xXx

"I want to kick something and I don't know why..."

xXx

"She hit me pretty hard..."

"I'm jealous...I wish I could've hit you too."

xXx

"Multiply fractions, little boy!" -cracks whip-

xXx

"It was like God went, "PERPOW, POW! No radicals in denominators!" and we were all like, "okay...we believe you"."

xXx

"You guys...Mr. Stiehr is going to have a mental breakdown if you don't stop..."

"I've already had my breakdown. Now I just...don't give a crap anymore."

xXx

"Is this the RIGHT way to do it?"

"Yes...I mean...no? Maybe...God I hope so..."

"I think my brain just imploded Mr. Stiehr..."

"Oops...don't make a mess on my new stove, kthnx."

xXx

"Der der DER...ugh... -foreheadwhiteboard-"

-poor Mr. Stiehr...but at least it's fun to hear him banter with the troublemakers and watch him lose his shit xD-

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"ATTENTION! A program on your desktop has requested that Runtime program terminate it in an unusual way, please contact costumer support about this problem."

"Wth? Again?! What am I supposed to tell them? That a program on my desktop is apparently suicidal and keeps asking a friend to off it in an 'unusual' way and needs therapy?!"

-Seriously...wtf...that window has popped up like...five times in the past three weeks...the programs it's talking about, I don't even HAVE on my effing computer o-O' help...-

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"They aren't like terms anymore, so this two now has a square root of three hanging on its ass and is all 'I don't like you, we can't play anymore'."

-More Mr. Stiehr goodness-

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"-looks around at everyone half asleep- I wish we had magic math pills..."

-random kid pulls out cellphone to start texting-

-glares- "I'm not sure what smells worse, my markers or your cellphones,"

"I'm pretty sure cells don't stink..."

"Your senses just aren't as honed as mine."

-The kids in my math class need to show this awesome man some respect-

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"Your sarcasm is killing me, man, I think I just died a little more on the inside..."

"Jesus doesn't like your tone,"

"Jesus hates your attitude."

me - "MISTER STIEHR, I GOTTA PEE!"

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-holds up a piece of paper with a cube drawn and colored on it- "Alright, so, this is the gaming sphere--"

"THAT'S A BOX!"

"... -facepalms-"

"...but...but it IS! -flails-"

-I couldn't keep my mouth shut xD-

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"Oh hey...I should put my pickle on the tree."

"HAHAHAHAHA! Where the hell did THAT come from?!"

"xD I don't know, but I need to put my pickle on the tree."

"Whoa, not when the kids are in the house..."

"No...not like that...I don't have a physical pickle, I'm female!"

-I've said it before...I'll say it again...mom is epic-

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"I'm epic, you know?"

"What did you do THIS time?"

"Had Axel claim Demyx's couch in the name of his ass."

"...whoa...nice."

-My brother is quickly becoming a partner in crime (cackles)-

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"pooooooke..."

"Dun poke me when I'm trying to suck cream, woman!"

-New Year's Day with the family at our fave cantonese restaraunt-

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"Does it burn when you do that?"

"...do WHAT exactly? o.o"

-I love asking random questions at lunch...even more for the fact that people respond xD-

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"WHORK!"

"Ah, there's a walrus in distress somewhere nearby."

-Now that I get to ride the bus again, Amryn and I can have all sorts of fun-

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"I've been thinking..."

"Yeah?"

"There should totally be a broadway soundtrack done entirely in screamo."

-thinks about that-

-begins singing Murder, Murder from the Jekyll and Hyde musical in 'growl'-

"o.O Omg, that's a totally awesome cover! They SHOULD do that!"

"Lawl."

-Elliot has been the gentleman and walks me from fifth to sixth period nearly every day...our conversations are intense-

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"So, how is yo day?"

"Muuuuhhhnnnn..."

"Wow, that bad? I know how to cheer you up!"

"Wha-"

-drags Ramen out of the computer lab into the hall on her wheely chair-

"THE F ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Cheering you up." -teacher walks up to us- "Mrs. McKenna, would you like to buy a Ramen?"

"...what would I do with it?"

"Well...if you feed and water it, it may create things for you."

"May?"

"Yeah, it's not a garuntee."

"STOP TRYING TO PEDDLE ME!" -flails-

-Elliot doesn't really get the concept of 'cheering me up'...at least our Writing for Publication teacher is a good sport-

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"So, are you here for a colonoscopy too?"

"Ye-- wait, what?! Frick no, you ain't shovin' anything in me from THAT direction, lady!"

-What in the hell was that nurse thinking in that empty head of hers?-

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"Fake fake fake, it's all just fake. Anyone can press a button on a synthesizer!"

"Shut UP, already! Like it takes a fucking genius to go 'HRAWWWWRL!' for three minutes?!"

-This jag-off in my music history class was bashing on eighties pop (he's a screamo fan obviously and won't talk about anything else) so I bashed him back. Asswad hasn't said a word in that class since-

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"Such a creeper..."

"Nah...to be a creeper you have to be way back behind them."

"I dunno...he's pretty back there."

"Yeah, he's pretty back...NOT...LIKE...like pretty...back...like that...just in case...you know...your mind is dirtier than I think it is right now..."

"Lol, dad...lol."

-Dad and I sometimes like to run and escape life and wander with no destination in mind...first thing we saw was a kid being creeper behind some other kids...so I commented and WOW it took off xD-

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"I had a pretty messed up dream last night..."

"Oh yeah? What about?"

"I was at school...and the town was completely flooded...also there were a lot of Moby Dick references and the suggestion that Abraham Lincoln died of constipation due to masturbation."

"...o-O what?!"

"Yeah, I don't know how that works either."

-I blame staying up for days on end and only sleeping for three or so hours every third day for that one, folks-