Asterisk78
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since: 02-04-08, id: 1492764, Profile Updated: 09-08-12
country: USA
Author has written 7 stories for G. I. Joe.

My goodness, it's been a while.

I've taken something of a break from fanfiction for the last two and a half years, mostly because I've been crazy busy. As my life has quieted down, though, I've found myself drifting back here. At least for now, my goal is to finish up Flagging Interest, since I find loose ends irritating. I'm not sure what my presence will be beyond that, but I have found that writing is usually a positive feedback loop.


1. GI Joe: Reiteration » reviews
Just because it's a terrible movie's sequel doesn't mean it has to be sophomoric. In this shocking episode: a fan theory, a PowerPoint, and candy beans.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-27-13 - Published: 4-15-13 - Snake Eyes & Storm Shadow
2. GI Joe: The Rise of CGI » reviews
When a movie cries for a parody, it is my mandate to provide it. The shocking finale: Mary Sues kick the bucket, fanon children attack, and the ever-popular out-of-character Storm Shadow makes an appearance.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,479 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 2-25-10 - Published: 8-22-09 - Complete
3. Ablution reviews
As he sinks beneath the icy water of the Arctic Ocean, Storm Shadow can't help a little self-reflection. Movieverse, Spoilers.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-16-09 - Complete
4. Flagging Interest » reviews
The problems with Resolute include character death, plot holes, paper men, and out of cannon performances...and this is the place to mock them! This week: It seemed to Storm Shadow that Snake Eyes's flashback was a little biased...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 8-15-09 - Published: 6-19-09
5. Forget the Sea Titans » reviews
Plot holes...continuity issues...lobotomizing characters...this is the world of GI Joe, Sigma 6. This week: Comics don't rot your brain, you just aren't overthinking it enough.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-16-09 - Published: 1-14-09 - Complete
6. Color My World And Erase Yourself » reviews
Ever wondered what a wedding would look like without the fluff? Get out your lint roller for this fic - that's right, a disastrous wedding I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. S/SE, AU Comicverse.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,826 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 12-30-08 - Published: 5-23-08 - Complete
7. I Hate Halloween reviews
Why does Snake Eyes hate Halloween? Well, let's put it this way...if you couldn't talk and had to answer the door all night, how would YOU feel? AU, no particular universe.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-31-08 - Complete