| Asterisk78 |
Author has written 7 stories for G. I. Joe. My goodness, it's been a while. I've taken something of a break from fanfiction for the last two and a half years, mostly because I've been crazy busy. As my life has quieted down, though, I've found myself drifting back here. At least for now, my goal is to finish up Flagging Interest, since I find loose ends irritating. I'm not sure what my presence will be beyond that, but I have found that writing is usually a positive feedback loop. | |||||||||
1. GI Joe: Reiteration » reviewsJust because it's a terrible movie's sequel doesn't mean it has to be sophomoric. In this shocking episode: a fan theory, a PowerPoint, and candy beans.G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-27-13 - Published: 4-15-13 - Snake Eyes & Storm Shadow2. GI Joe: The Rise of CGI » reviewsWhen a movie cries for a parody, it is my mandate to provide it. The shocking finale: Mary Sues kick the bucket, fanon children attack, and the ever-popular out-of-character Storm Shadow makes an appearance.G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,479 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 2-25-10 - Published: 8-22-09 - Complete3. Ablution reviewsAs he sinks beneath the icy water of the Arctic Ocean, Storm Shadow can't help a little self-reflection. Movieverse, Spoilers.G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-16-09 - Complete4. Flagging Interest » reviewsThe problems with Resolute include character death, plot holes, paper men, and out of cannon performances...and this is the place to mock them! This week: It seemed to Storm Shadow that Snake Eyes's flashback was a little biased...G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 8-15-09 - Published: 6-19-095. Forget the Sea Titans » reviewsPlot holes...continuity issues...lobotomizing characters...this is the world of GI Joe, Sigma 6. This week: Comics don't rot your brain, you just aren't overthinking it enough.G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-16-09 - Published: 1-14-09 - Complete6. Color My World And Erase Yourself » reviewsEver wondered what a wedding would look like without the fluff? Get out your lint roller for this fic - that's right, a disastrous wedding I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. S/SE, AU Comicverse.G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,826 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 12-30-08 - Published: 5-23-08 - Complete7. I Hate Halloween reviewsWhy does Snake Eyes hate Halloween? Well, let's put it this way...if you couldn't talk and had to answer the door all night, how would YOU feel? AU, no particular universe.G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-31-08 - Complete