OKAY! I'M STILL ALIVE! YES, I AM ALIVE!

Name: Jynx Tsilevon

Gender: Female

Age: I'll never tell :-)

Hobbies: World Domination, Video gaming, Reading, Writing Stories, Fanficiton, and Poetry, and Fighting off the Flood Infection one Level at a Time.

Loves: Music, Books, Spider Solitare, Square-Enix, Open-Minds, Freedom of Speech, MegaTokyo (Relax, we understand j00)

Fave Games: Final Fantasy VII, Dirge of Cerberus, Halo Series, Kingdom Hearts I and II and Crisis Core (though I haven't played it yet).

Current Works In Progress:

How to Be Human:

Shera was a slave, until Fate changed everything. Struggling to adjust to how the real world really works, she begins to learn what freedom is like...and teaches a lonely Turk that even those who suffer can learn to live and love. A hurt/comfort story staring Shera and Zel, one of my Origonal Characters, and the Turks (also OCs). Parts are light and humorous, other times its deep and thoughtful. Vincent, Reeve, Cid, and many other memorable characters make appearences throughout the fanfiction. Set Pre-Game, companion story to Nobody's Listening.

Nobody's Listening:

12 year old Reeve witnesses the murder of Vincent Valentine and barely escapes with his life. In a flash he, his friends Cid and Shera, the Turk Zel, and Lucrecia begin to uncover the secrets that cost the Turk his life, even if it costs them thier own. A "What If" story. Set Pre-Game and five years after How To Be Human. Stars Reeve, Cid, Shera, Lucreica, some OCs, and, of course, Vincent and his Demons. Dark story, full of Angst, but with humor to allow for laughs.

Rhapsody's Song:

After one of Yuffie's infamous ideas goes right, Lucrecia is brought back to life. She and Vincent repair what they had lost and start a new life. But Vincent was never prepared for his next challenge: raising his daughter, Rhapsody. A future-based FFVII fiction. Slow start and will be filled with Original Characters.

You Said You Wanted Fireflies:

A Series of (mostly) unrelated one-shots about love and friendship between memorable FFVII characters. Cute, fluffy stories to lighten the mood. Part I and II are the only two related one-shots (is it a two shot then??), Part III onward are all unrelated unless otherwise specified. Requests appreciated. Part I and II: Cloud x Tifa; Part III: Vincent x Lucrecia; Part IV in progress. Written with the help of Sno Italever.

To Grow Wings:

Story of a point of Cloud's life at the SOLDIER base. Cloud fails to prove his strength once again to those around him, and the affects nearly cause disaster. No longer a one-shot. Angst/humor-fic, with OCs to help fill some holes. Now Cloud is thrown into a supernatural world where his every decision shapes the fate of the planet. All he ever wanted to do was be invisible, but now it seems the fates have a different plan for him. AUCompleted Works:

Last Train Home:

Zack and Cloud's journey to make it back to Midgar...hopefully alive. The tale of Zack's last fight. As written by a fangirl without access to a PsP. Title inspired by the Lost Prophets song "Last Train."

Never Throw Rocks:

You all know him, and you probably hate him too...But That's Reno of the Turks for you. He wasn't always that way though...ever wondered what happened before? Reno's past, a bittersweet fanfiction. First thing ever posted on Fanfiction.net.

Warning from the Shadows:

Vincent reflects about his last days "alive," and learns that the most potent warnings can come from those you least expect. Set Pre-game. Warning: Minor OOC. Not too proud of this fict. Needs to be re-written, but I need some help. Anyone willing to beta-read it?

Trust Me, That Ain't Pudding

Vincent's Turk Days. If Vincent were to get his early revenge against Hojo, how would he do it? Crack-fiction, written just for fun. Many of the OCs in Nobody's Listening and How to Be Human make their apperances in this. Namely, Zel.

Ideas for Fanfictions:

The SOLDIER Chronicles:

Between the training, eating, and sleeping, the everyone's favorite 1st Rank SOLDIER (Zack) and his friends (Sephiroth, Cloud...etc) have to be doing something. Now what would that be...? Humor/Friendship one-shots highlighting Cloud's SOLDIER days.

Explanation of Original Characters:

The following are commonly used OCs. The list only includes the OCs in my SOLDIER ficts at this time.

Ex-Commander Gibbs: 1st rank SOLDIER who puts Cid’s sailor talk to shame. Like the “Jack Sparrow” of the group, finds enjoyment comparing Sephiroth to a tree. Mid-thirties, with a gruff personality to everyone but those he likes. Known to take favorites, and supports practical jokes as long as they’re aimed at Sephiroth. Never was actually a Commander.

Dega: Shinra scientist and Gibbs’s wife. Known as Doctor Doc or the Mom-away-from-home, she never holds grudges unless they’re well deserved. Thinks of Sephiroth as her son and is watching Cloud for “parental observational purposes.” She hates it when people don’t get the rewards (or punishments) they deserve and is known for administrating such. Kind and sweet, but known to point out flaws in people, especially Gibbs.

Jericho: SOLDIER who was injured during the Wutai War and was discharged, only to come back to service as the Head of the Infirmary. He tends to like all people, but dislikes Sephiroth’s egocentric attitude. He’s good friends with Cloud, who comes to him for advice when it is practical. One of the only SOLDIERS who really understands the roots of Cloud’s personality. He works with Dega in their attempts to keep all the SOLDIERS healthy, has a soft spot for the “Shinra Grunts.” He is very proud of his work. As a hobby, he tinkers with robots and is never seen without one or a computer. This being said, he is also known to be a good friend of Reeve Tuesti.

Akabane (Dr. Jackal): 1st rank SOLDIER (assassin). Most known for his cruel humor and finds enjoyment out of fear. Hates Hojo with a passion (Like almost everyone else in the SOLDIER base) and considers Sephiroth a younger brother in arms and in family (Kind of like the Weiss and Nero relationship, only less clingy). Feels replaced by Cloud, who is the object of Sephiroth’s attention, and takes to scaring Cloud and Colby whenever there is the chance. Dislikes those under him and is known for his long black hair and black, flat, wide-brimmed hat (If you’ve read the manga “Get Backers,” this is who Jackal is based off of). Has a sweet spot for Lei Tien, and secretly longs for her attention.

Sergeant Colby: A higher-ranking Shinra Grunt than Cloud, Colby is the leader of the division Cloud falls into. Never actually wanted to be in SOLDIER, Colby joined on a dare from his brother, who lives Midgar. Being perfectly content with his spot as “Elite Grunt,” Colby normally tries, like Zack, to keep Cloud’s spirits up. Somehow made friends with Zack, Sephiroth, and a few other 1st ranks to elevate his position slightly. He’s one year older than Zack, and is Cloud’s voice of reason and one of the few honored to be called his “Best Friend.”

Commander Iah Ling: 1st Rank SOLDIER, who hails from Cosmo Canyon. Given the nickname “Commander” because she is known to be just like Sephiroth. Hates Sephiroth with a passion, supposedly, and is trying her hardest to replace him. Many people believe she should have been the actual commander of the Base. Tries to hold to her customs and morals as strictly as possible. A friend of Zack’s who sees Cloud as her next assignment, for she feels he was cheated out of SOLDIER by Hojo and his cronies. She can be strict and harsh, but is known to (rarely) show her joking side to her close friends. Can be nice, but it takes a lot of prompting. There are some rumors around the Base that Iah is in love with Sephiroth; all of these rumors Iah condemns and denies.

Lei Tien: 1st Rank SOLDIER and Iah’s younger sister. Where Iah is cold and strict, Lei is happy and hyper. And she talks. A lot. She loves sweets and being nice. She’s often scolded by Iah for not following traditions or the SOLDIER code. No one really knows how she made it to 1st Rank, but people think she might have sweet-talked her way there. Loves Cloud like a brother and fondly calls him “Oni-san,” meaning older brother, despite the fact that Cloud is younger than her. Takes pride in the fact that she can make Cloud laugh.

"I want to watch the world burn...Just try and stop me now." From "Chalie of Misfortune" by Sno Italever

The Writer

I have a name, but I’m don’t want to tell you it. Actually, I don’t need to tell you it, because even if you knew it, you’d never find me.

Because there are probably more than a thousand of me-at least, people with the same name-around where I live, maybe millions worldwide.

Thus I live in this world, longing for individuality, but being individual makes you weird.

So I’m not telling you my name because it’s really not that important.

This world I live in is strange. Everyone judges.

I live in a world where you’re fat if you wear size six jeans, because the -cough- “acceptable” size is like -3.

I live in a world where “music” is cuss words and bad influences.

I live in a world where you can fail all through school but still make more money than those who tried.

In fact, I live in a world revolving around money.

I live in a world where beauty gets you farther than talent, skill, and hard work.

I live in a world conditioned to the eye and not the heart.

I live in a world were car accidents and bank robberies are considered more horrifying than war.

I live in a world where you’ll be cussed out for being bad at something and persecuted for being good.

I live in a world full of temptation.

I live in a world where you can’t speak your own opinion without offending someone.

I live in a world where the words “I hate you” are said more than “I love you.”

In fact, “I love you” has really lost its meaning, so it doesn’t matter how many times it’s said.

I live in a world where war comes from what you believe in.

I live in a world that finds killing fun.

I live in a world that has people who believe that mass murders and genocides are all made up by the government.

I live in a world where you can be shot for something you believe in.

I live in a world where people hate you because of where you live…

…where you go to school

…what you believe

…what you wear

…how much you own

…who you are

I live in a world that scolds the average teenage girl for getting pregnant but finds a celebrity of the SAME AGE brave for keeping the baby.

I live in a world with boundaries made of skin color, language, and gender.

I live in a world where people think I’m worthless because I’m a girl.

I live in a world where death is feared, but oh so common.

I live on a world, in the universe somewhere.

Face it; we’re a grain of sand.

A single, intangible sand speck.

No one will remember me when I’m gone. They won’t remember you either. We’ll just become dust and ashes, just like everyone before us. Nothing more, nothing less.

Crazy world, huh?

I’m the Writer, and this crazy world I live in?

Well, It’s your’s.

(Self-Written "Rant" Poem. Please do not copy without Permission. Tibi Gratias Ago, Me Amici)

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