I plan on living forever. so far, so good. :)
CRAZY GIRL: Fourteen going on twothousandeighthundredandninetyfive.

Let's see...things to talk about...:

I abuse the right of being unique (read: a weirdo) quite frequently. I love laughing. I laugh too much. I have so many mindblocks that if I ever met my muse, I'd kick her in the toga. I'm a damn proud keeper of many, many fandoms, and a even prouder book whore. My sense of humor is wired so randomly I can and probably will laugh at just about anything, I have this tendency to abandon tasks when I'm in the middle of them to do something else. I have my own patented brand of logic, but it only seems to work for me, so don't even try and follow it, honey.

(Also, you might have noticed already, but I am absolutely screw-over insane. That's what makes me so fun and perky! :D)

Nice to meetcha.

Check it out. I got an account at Max-Dan-Wiz (the name used to be cooler, though.)

iLivefor: Loserdom(Popularity is so overrated). Black cosmetics. My deadpan 'emo' voice. Romance and cynicism. That New Book to come out in softcover. Shipping. Writing. Hazelnut chocolates. Fighting the Man (or Woman). Debating. Random little fact niblets that surprise people of my ohsolarge genius-ness (I have stuff on brazil nuts and quantum physics. Top that). Totally overrated cliches in real life. Completely original plots in fanfiction. Good grammar.

My favourite quotes:
People call me insane, but I'll have you know, the voices in my head strongly disagree.

'When asked what I would eat if there was only me and a cow on a desert island, I'd find out what the cow was eating and join it.' Benjamin Zephaniah

'I will not eat anything that swims, walks, runs, skips, hops or crawls. God knows I'VE crawled on occasion, and I'm glad no one ate me.'- Alex Poulos

'What's easier? Passing a stone or passing a ball? The ball. It's lighter.' Mr. Average (Many thankkies. Here, have a cookie! And I agree, unless it's a ball made of stone, of course)

'Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door.'- Jack Handey

'Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka' -Zuko, Avatar: The Last Airbender

'What's his problem!? I've never done anything to make someone hate me...actually, I've done that a lot, but... I don't deserve to die!'- Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

'If it smells like fish, tastes like fish, and looks like fish, then it's fish. But it doesn't walk like fish, because I don't think fish can walk.'- Me (on a rousing debate at the lunch table on whether it's Fish or Tofu.)

'Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I tihnk they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"' - John Stewart

'My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.'- Rita Mae Brown

'We live to die, we die to live forever.'- I, Coriander by Sally Gardner

Beast Boy: Dude! I'm going to try to beat the world record of most tofu eaten in one hour. Wanna be my official witnesses?
Starfire: Um...
Raven: No.

Toph: So I get to chuck flaming rocks at all of you?
Sokka: Whatever makes the training seem more realistic.
Toph: Sweetness!

May: (To Alphonse, about Winry suddenly appearing) How could you!? You have me!
Alphonse: No, no, no, she's just a friend...wait, why am I making excuses!? We're not even dating!!~ Fullmetal Alchemist (the manga, because I despise the anime with a burning intensity)

Dr. Cuddy: Just enlarged hilar lymph nodes.
Dr. House: Tiny unicorns goring his bronchial tubes would be cooler.~House MD

If someone ever said to you 'Ya lost it.' and you replied 'Duh.I never had it in the first place.' back to them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you hate Cartoon Network for the cancellation of the Teen Titans, THEN COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! What passes for entertainment in the cartoon industry nowadays is truly sad.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Actually, I believed I have been promoted to 'certifiably insane' quite a while ago.

If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, then copy & paste this into your profile.
If you have and properly govern your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Goldilocks should be arrested for breaking and entering and the bears should have reported her, copy this into your profile.