What's cookin' good lookin'? ;)

I'm a neurotic and spastic weirdo.

Name: Emerald Starfire Black Rose Tarynn Gryffin of Monkey's Eyebrow, Arizona (It exists!)

Age: I lost count at 647.

I HATE child abuse, it's plain wrong and the parents should be tortured and brutally executed if they do that.

Homophobia is plain wrong! Help abolish it and create a better, more understanding world! (While we're on that, racism, sexism, double standards, Shari-ah law, Nazism, anti-Semitism, intolerance, etc. should be banned. yeah right...)

I'm spiritual but not into organized religion...and bisexual.

My favorite movies are: Saving Private Ryan, and The Pianist, and Edward Scissorhands, and Sweeney Todd, V for Vendetta, Fight Club, Inglourious Basterds (Yes! Ultimate win for Tarantino! XD), Last King of Scotland, Up, Schindler's List, Some Like It Hot...yadda, yadda, yadda

Movies I HATE: Mean Girls, 27 Dresses, North by Northwest, Casablanca (makes no sense!), Ocean's Thirteen, invasion of the Teenaged Mutant Alien Lobsters (I really don't know...xD), Speed Racer, etc.

Best foreign films: The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, The Army of Shadows, A Battle of Wits, Waltz With Bashir, The Band's Visit and a lot more I can't think of now

personality: see somewhere above

Animes and books:

Deathnote, Naruto, BLEACH, Naruto, One Piece, Hellsing, The Prince, Trigun, Jonathan Strange and Dr. Norrell, The Thief of Time, The Crystal Cave, The Lord of the Flies (Analyzing it for English sort of killed it though.), The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (thus the penname!)

I love House, M.D., Dexter and Monk (so sad...it ended).

As you can figure out, I'm deleting my old stories, however, I'm leaving the Birds and the Bees up because of the number of reviews I have for it so i might continue it, that is up for debate. Anything else aside from my Harry Potter story will go. It's a New Year so new stories that are hopefully better.

Thanks for understanding and sorry for anyone who liked those stories. It's just that those stories suck really bad now that I look at it.

Any questions, just P.M. me, I don't bite. xD

I can't believe Itachi died. X( Sooo sad. Please don't tell me that Gin dies too.