GO STEELERS!!

I have a Potions and Snitches account under AvidReader, which currently has no stories, but it will. It will.

Current Recommendations: Oh, there's just too many!

1) The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins- Fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. Action filled, lots of character drama, and just the right amount of horrific acts. And the sequel is nearly as good!

2) The Patron Saint of Butterflies by Cecilia Galante- Wow. Best book I've read in a long time. A harsh look at the actions some accept as okay. Realistic fiction, which is usually good, but this one takes the cake. The characters were so well rounded I felt like I had known them forever, and the plot is amazing.

3) A Walk To Remember by Nicholas Sparks- Absolutely the best dramatic romance book I've read, probably ever. A bit of advice though: read the book before you see the movie. I didn't know it was a book and that spoiled it a bit. Still a great book, however.

Current Quote: Don't you dare tell me the sky's the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

My Favorite Books/Series

The Book Thief-Marcus Zusak
Code Orange-Caroline B. Cooney, book
Uglies(the whole series too)-Scott Westerfeld
Midnighters-Scott Westerfeld, series
So Yesterday-Scott Westerfeld, book
Harry Potter-JK Rowling, series (if you didn't already know thats a series, you need to get out more.)
Protecter of the Small- Tamora Pierce, series
Song of the Lioness-Tamora Pierce, series
Beka Cooper-Tamora Pierce, series
Trickster's Choice-Tamora Pierce, book
Percy Jackson and the Olympians-Rick Riordan, series
Artemis Fowl-Eoin Colfer, series
Thief Lord, Dragon Rider, Inkheart and Inkspell-Cornelia Funke, books, Inkheart and Inkspell are a series
The Fire Within, Icefire and Fire Star-Chris D'Lacey, series
Running Out of Time-Margret Peterson Haddix, book
Alex Rider-Anthony Horowitz, series
Twilight- Stephenie Meyer, series
The Host- Stephenie Meyer, book
Ender's Game/Shadow-Orson Scott Card, series sort of
Locked Inside-Nancy Werlin, book
The Hunger Games/Catching Fire-Suzanne Collins
The Patron Saint of Butterflies-Cecilia Galante

Absolute Favorite Fanfics

Until the End of the World-Maximum Ride

Blind- Maximum Ride

And Still Can't Stop Hoping-Harry Potter

The Cupboard-Harry Potter

Two Hawks Hunting-Harry Potter

Fav Authors

scf3-Harry Potter

Nightwingstar-Maximum Ride

Copy and Paste things that I like/agree with (if I do doubles, that means I really like it(or I didn't notice)) Bolded are my favorites.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice there was no number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

BE YOURSELF! It is far better to be a fool in the eyes of the world than it is to look at yourself and see a fool.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your but off.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot... or not. A recent study found that the actual number was 42 percent. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are one of the... 1, 2... 58 percent that hasn't, and spread the truth.

If you think Edward Cullen is fine, but people should REALLY stop dissing Jacob Black because he's just as cool, if not so hot, copy this to your profile (and prepare to face the wrath of The Edward Lovers)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Someone aka Me,

(I actually usually just say thanks!)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty copy and paste this into your profile.

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add

If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Someone aka Me,

Quotes

Shouting lumos at the light switch will not help.

"When there is an original sound in the world, it makes a hundred echoes.” -John A. Shedd

The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

Those who fail to remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

Power corrupts. Knowledge is power. Study hard. Be evil.

A best friend is a sister that destiny forgot to give you.

You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see I should have been more specific.

I am currently out of my mind; feel free to leave a message.

And then the water parted...and fishes died...

When you talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.

Our great defense against He-who-must-not-be-named consists of a con-artist, a few teachers, a house wife, a convict, a spy, a senile old man, a werewolf, a fellow who's hobby is collecting 'plugs', a half giant and a squib? ...we are so doomed...

A day without sunshine is like...well, night

Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I will not make fun of Lupin and his "Time of the Month"

Don't follow in my footsteps... I run into walls!!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

I'm probably in the sky flying with the fishes; or maybe in the ocean swimming with the pigeons; see my world is different!

In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving is not for you.

Dream as if you will live forever, Live as if it's your last day.

"Friends listen to what you say... but Best Friends listen to what you don’t say..."

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! (I love this one!!)

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion; it’s just that yours is stupid.

"Due to lack of interest, tomorrow has been canceled."

You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

Why suffer from insanity when you can enjoy it?

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Don’t bother caring what people think because they seldom do.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

When life gives you lemons make apple juice and let the world wonder how.

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

"Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

It’s not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. (so true!)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it’s already tomorrow in Australia

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

They say "guns don’t kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don’t think you'd kill too many people.

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Yeah, I’m a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms

'It’s always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

Tell the truth and run

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.

I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something

You have to read this! The human race is very stupid if they put these things on actual consumer labels

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)