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Author has written 32 stories for Lunar: Silver Star, Lunar: Eternal Blue, Rurouni Kenshin, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy IX, Gundam Wing/AC, Utena, Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース, Bloody Roar, Inuyasha, Yu-Gi-Oh, Spirited Away, Harry Potter, Labyrinth, Weiss Kreuz, and Final Fantasy X. 7-14-04 I am free!!! Yay! Alright, while I have been gone, I have fallen madly deeply in love with the rock God David Bowie, and thus have decided to be a groupie of the new generation. "HAIL OLD ROCK LEGEND BOWIE!!" Alright, now that we have that settled, I have decided to post the commandments of the religion of Miagiism, for I am a self promoting fruit. (1) I the Lord am Miagi, thus you must give me money (2) You may use my name as any cuss as you like, as long as it doesn't contain parsley (3)You must worship Miagi 23.59/7 (4)Honor me and kill your parents (5)You shall not NOT kill (6) You shall not have intercourse/masturbate/have sexual fetishes/or do anything of a sexual manner (7) You may not steal from me (8)You may not bear false witness unless you don't like them or they are ugly (9)If your friend is going out with the guy you like, steal him (10) Follow in the footsteps of Winowa Rider and shop lift Yes, these are my commandments, so follow them well. Anyway, now that that's done, I feel much happier. I shall do what I can to do more updating (I've been bad, I know) and therefore make you, the people happy. Yes, this is my update as of today. Live long and prosper as you dream of Star Trek sex... oh wait, I outlawed that... nevermind | |||||||
1. Search for Hottness reviewsTidus runs out of the contributor of his hotness: peanut butter cookies, and must go out in search of them before he loses his pazzaz forever.Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-1-052. No Free Steps To Heaven reviewsAya, Ken, Youji, and Omi travel to the great beyond, where they will either be sorted to heaven or hell, meeting Schwarts on the way for really no reason.Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-1-043. Ways to Get Your Hand Held » reviewsHarry has been stuck in a Catholic monastary, and its up to Hogwarts to make him one with Satan again. By the end of the week, he must... hold someone's hand!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-31-04 - Published: 6-21-044. THE JARETH WARS » reviewsJareth wants a rematch. Sarah bangs her head, and has a thing for an unwilling Hoggle, Jareth needs a light, not to mention to save his face from makeuplessness.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 7-21-04 - Published: 4-23-045. Under the Stars » reviewsCH. 13 UP! The male cast is living in the same apartment. New people come to live at the apartment, including some more crayon mural drawings and voodoo funYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,564 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 10-18-03 - Published: 5-24-036. The Story on Stuff That Ain't Important reviewsJust a bunch of random stuff. Seifer thinks he was raped by Irvine, who became the new naked cowboy, even though he was at the beach, and other messed up stuff.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-037. Sesshoumaru's World Conquest In a Day » reviewsCH8 UP! Sesshoumaru decides to take over the world. Featuring preschool slaves, spiteful milkmen, senile people, gummy bears, superheros, obsessive sluts, purple dinos, evil lil bros, and the evil Inuyasha & co.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,095 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 9-21-03 - Published: 4-1-038. The Pharaoh's Unbirthday Present reviewsSpoof on a commonly used plot line. Yami is pharaoh, and Malik is given to him as an unbirthday present. What could the pharaoh possibly want with him (like you can't figure that out from the summary). Read and be happyishYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-15-039. The Ever Long Lawn » reviewsCh 4 up! Harry works as the Malfoy's maid, and must survive through, inscessant music, scary dance rituals, and the erotic Malfoy family.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 8-23-03 - Published: 7-25-03 - Harry P. & Draco M.10. Chubby Bunny Inc » reviewsFINALLY UPDATED! After the game, Cloud & co are friggin bored, so they go on a world conquest cuz they feel like it. Now taking on Nibelheim and Rocket TownFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-21-03 - Published: 1-25-0311. Yugi Spit » reviews**CH. 5 UP!! Yugi's boke and is collecting spit to uphold his hair (too poor to buy gel). Kaiba hides his diary from shifty eyes as Yami is hooked up to an IV of koolaid. Yugi finally restyles his hair as the devil incarnate know as...Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 8-8-03 - Published: 5-25-0312. The LAST Battle and Party reviewsIt's the last battle, Harry vs. Voldie, but that ends fast enough, so we move on to the after party. Includes child burning, drunk people, Draco's gel, and all that good stuff.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-3-0313. HAKU SAGA! » reviews**Ch2 UP!!! Haku must go out and find the mayonnaise maker of justice, but must first locate his nonexistant possessions. Yes, stupid and pointless, as required.Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-11-03 - Published: 6-22-0314. Romance Gone BAD » reviews**CH 3 UP! Bashing at the really cheesy romance stories (lemons in particular). Making fun of 3 different story plots that butchers cheesiness to no bounds!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-22-03 - Published: 6-8-0315. Messed Up Stuff reviewsThere is no plot to speak of. I'm not sure this is even humourous, more than just disturbing. By reading this, you have agreed to wasting your time.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-19-0316. Ah My Martha Stewart » reviewsKenshin and Saito have become prophets of the goddess known as Martha Stewart. They must stop Aoshi, who has been corrupted by Justin Timberlake, from him spreading the evil ways of pop music.Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-9-0217. Infomercials gone mad reviewsBunch of infomercial insanity. Sojiro and Saito are trying to sell viagra, Aoshi's selling a "flavor pill", and Kenshin is starting his "Adopt a Jelly Bean Foundation."Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-9-0218. Beauty and the Beast... RK Style reviewsTitle sums it up. Based on the Disney version and pretty much every scene has been battered. Sojiro get's to be the horse! *beams*Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-9-0219. TOTAL INSANITY!!! reviewsMost insane thing I've ever written. I don't know what type of summary to write for this... To give you an idea, Hiko and Saito start square dancing... pretty much the whole RK cast is involved, that was just the only thing in my mind that stood out.Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-1-0220. Very Confusing Stuff reviewsThis plot line doesn't make a whole lot of sense... at all. This was written while I was on a sugar high. Hiko wants to kill Kenshin for stealing his sake, and is now coming to kill him, Saito, Sano, and Aoshi. This is just really.... strange. 'Nuff sRurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-1-0221. Sailor Kenshin R: Promise of the Beef Pot » reviewsSailor Kenshin and his scouts: Sanosuke, Aoshi, Sojiro, and Saito, must save the earth from an evil foe. WARNING: KAORU BASHING GALORE!!!Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-1-0222. The Amazing Reno reviewsReno has his own fortune telling business. By using his magic Pokemon cards, he can tell the future!... to a certain extent...Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-14-0223. How to Be an Assassin reviewsYugo tries to teach the kiddies of America how to be assassins but is rudely interrupted by a few annoyances. THIS IS ALL BASED ON BLOODY ROAR 1!!!! Just so you know.Bloody Roar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-6-0224. Mage Clef and the Joys of Cooking reviewsClef has his own cooking show. His guests will tech you how to make "Clef is a hotty" heart shaped cake, cheetos, and... water.Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-6-0225. Touga's Hotty Pills reviewsTouga has his own info-mercial for all the guys who want to be hot like him.Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-4-0226. Duo's Non-Profit Organization reviewsIt's that time of year again when Duo want to "fundraise" money to buy himself a... gift...-_-; WARNING!!! THIS IS NOT A TEST TUBE BABY FRIENDLY FIC!!!Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-4-0227. The Homcidal Mage reviewsVivi bacomes homicidal and decided to kill everybody. Kuja helps him too otherwise his most valuable possesions will be given away to an evil enemy.Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-4-0228. Fatty Bombatty reviewsSquall gains a whole 1/2 a pound and now has to go seek council from the great and powerful Irvine.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-4-0229. For the Love of Pete reviewsSephiroth has his own talk show. Cloud goes insane and Rufus flirts with himself in mirrors. Yah, Reno.. sits there. READ!!!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-3-0230. "I Wanna Boyfriend!" reviewsAoshi wants a boyfriend and plans to choose from either Kenshin or Sano. (This was made because of the people who reviewedRurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-2-0231. Trapped in a Soap Opera reviewsfar from a masterpiece. if you're bored... read. If you've got a life, I wouldn't recomend it. Hiro's trapped in a soap opera with no way out.Lunar: Eternal Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-1-0232. For the Love of Cheese reviewsNash has his own game show. Not very intellectual but it's good for a few laughs if you like stupid humor.Lunar: Silver Star - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-30-02
