My brother made me promise never to write fanfiction. He made me swear that if I ever wrote a story, I would give him my first born son. Now, I don't intend to breed any time in the near future. And given my gene pool, I'll probably give birth to the next anti-christ (in which case, I'll be happy to hand the kid over to my equally demonic brother). But on the off chance that I spawn a child that I actually like, I'd appreciate it if you kept this whole writing thing of mine quiet, ok?

My Fine Feathered Friend was initially inspired by an awesome piece of fanart by Pika-la-Cynique entitled 'Envy'. Behold it in all its glory at: http://pika-la-cynique.deviantart.com/art/LABYRINTH-Envy-70751641

I took one look at those goblins and fell for their deviant ways. I decided then and there that I wanted some deviant goblins of my very own. If you look very closely, you can see Skeep...

Speaking of Skeep, he has just become a cover-goblin thanks to oh-so-cute pics by:

Mercuralis- http://mercuralis.deviantart.com/art/Hula-Honey-Skeep-84780682

Colette Lunsford- http://colettelongbottom.deviantart.com/art/Skeep-80616394

OceanFae- http://oceanfae.deviantart.com/art/Skeep-AGAIN-83918744

JarethsGenevieve- http://jarethsgenevieve.deviantart.com/art/Lixxle-s-Skeep-83313118 and

shii- http://shii.deviantart.com/art/Skeep-Hanging-in-the-Bathroom-85794059

Soon he will take over the world...

The Gift That Keeps Giving is a three-shot (if that's a term) inspired by Mercuralis's magnificently sexy pic of the King "You know you want it" http://mercuralis.deviantart.com/art/You-Know-You-Want-It-83721341 Chapter 3 contains a dangerous number of crotch references. And leather. Leather crotch for all...

Check out Collette Longbottom's most excellent pic of the King receiving his 'slingshot' http://colettelongbottom.deviantart.com/art/put-it-on-96112120 Oh how it sucks to be him...

Of Pineapples and Kings is a Halloween tale that is pure crotch-crack (i.e., crackfic-esque with crotch elements). Jareth goes trick-or-treating. Sarah gropes him. A good time is had by all.

Upcoming stories:

I am currently writing a prequel to MFFF, a Wizard of Oz/Laby cross-over, called Something Glittered This Way Comes based on a one-shot by Bookworm37 called Somewhere Over The Rainbow. Given that I am not a WoO fan, Dorothy is going down. Poor thing.

I am also working on another story (as yet untitled) that is my take on the Sarah-solves-the-Labyrinth-so-she-has-to-marry-Jareth-tra-la-la storyline. It contains a great deal of chickens, a drunken fairy king, a trip to the mall, and lots of adult-type touching.

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