Stuff about me you will most likely never need to know:

Name: Abraham (I also use Loki, Odin and other names from mythology)

Age: My username kind of gives it away

Location: Scandinavia

Gender: Transvesite (lol, male)

Appearance: Dark hair (somewhere between brown and black) almost reaching my shoulders, pale skin (greenish white when compared to my brother), about 1.7 metre(s) high (I use metric), usually wearing black jeans, black t-shirt and black hoody, brown eyes, underweight (BMI of 15 point something).

Personality: A great mix, but mostly Phlegmatic. Tend to make theories (have one about alchemy, and quarks). A verbal battle I will most likely win. I am relatively good at maths, chess, chemistry, games (not making them, playing them, especially when they have physics) and showing up late. I have my periods of what I call "teen depression", basically depression caused by puberty.

Favorite music includes: Comatose (by Skillet), Stricken, Stupify, Prayer (by Disturbed), IEAIAIO, Radio Video, Chop Suey, BYOB (by System of a Down), Crazy Loop (by Dan Balan, I believe), Amish Paradise, Eat It (by Weird Al), Red Flag (by Billy Talent), Du Hast (by Rammstein).

Favorite games include: Trine (a physics game), Sid Meier's Pirates (great game), Counter-Strike (everyone loves it), Battlefield 2 (kind of like CS, but a lot cooler), Aveyond (all of them), Diablo II (and the expansion), Age of Mythology (RTS), Homeworld (1 and 2).

English is my primary written language, but a scandinavian language is my primary spoken language. lol.

Words to live by

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

My view on alchemy:

It's about changing the structure of the quarks and elecrons in the atoms.

Basically, to change lead into gold is:

Lead: 82 protons and 126 neutrons
Gold: 79 protons and 118 neutrons

Lead: 290 up quarks, 334 down quarks, 82 electrons
Gold: 276 up quarks, 315 down quarks, 79 electrons

By removing 24 up quarks, 19 down quarks and 3 electrons from each lead atom you can make gold. However, you need to use those quarks and electrons for something.

Hydrogen: 1 proton, 1 electron
Helium: 2 protons, 2 neutrons, 2 electrons
Lithium: 3 protons, 4 neutrons, 3 electrons

Making 3 hydrogen with those quarks is impossible (a proton is 2 up and 1 down quarks). You would need to have only 6 up and 3 down quarks. There exists one isotope of hydrogen with a neutron, but you would need to have 9 of each up and down quarks.

Making a hydrogen and a helium is impossible (total of 3 protons and 2 neutrons (neutrons are 2 down and 1 up quarks)). You would need to have only 18 of each up and down quarks, max.

Making a lithium is impossible. You would need 10 up and 11 down quarks.

Basically, a hydrogen and a helium is the most likely option, leaving you with 6 up and 1 down quarks left. But what happens to them? I do not know. This is advanced stuff, I am just a teen (in my early teens in fact). I would guess it is impossible to do, because of those leftover quarks. I am not sure. I would guess with enough atoms you would be able to do something, when you build up enough quarks and stuff to make something else.

Now, for something possible: Turn to hydrogen into 1 helium. With the isotope containing 1 of each protons neutrons and electrons, it is possible. See, helium is 2 of each, hydrogen is 1 of each. Logically, it should be possible.

9 Things I Hate

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??

5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?

7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8 When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!

My fav insult.

OC made by me

Name: Sesshou Heisei (Japanese, Heisei is the first name)

Hair: Black. A bit longer than to the shoulders. Straight. Wears it in a low ponytail.

Height: 5'9"

Build: Very thin (his ribs show), but not the weak kind of thin.

Clothes: Green underwear with yellow hearts, purple jeans, black t-shirt, bright pink trenchcoat (worn open).

Abilities

Taijutsu: Fights with open palm and prefers dodging over blocking. Almost never jumps.

Ninjutsu: Shunshin (poof teleport jutsu), Kawamiri (poof log jutsu)

Genjutsu: None

Kenjutsu: Jack of all trades, master of none.

Medic jutsu: Basic first-aid. Able to make weak tranquilizers and manipulate pain receptors.

Other: Extreme wind affinity, able to move stuff with wind, able to use air to make it seem like he is floating. Relatively smart (not Shikamaru kind of smart, but above average).

Personality: Uses logic before emotions. Tends to make a theory when anything weird happens. Very lazy (makes Shikamaru look like Lee). Very stubborn. Wants everything to be symmetrical (like the guy in Soul Eater, though not as extreme). Ignores any order from someone he does not respect and accept. Never makes a promise. Heavy sleeper (you could be having a party in his bedroom and he wouldn't notice, but if you want to touch him while he sleeps you should be ready to lose a hand). Unpredictable.

Bloodline: None

Home village: Konoha

Ninja rank: ANBU, Owl mask.

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it