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Author has written 10 stories for Beyblade, Digimon, Naruto, Bleach, and Teen Titans. Name: stephanie Hidalgo Salas aka Sanie Age: ~_~ Birthday: December 5th... last one in my family to age. and also the second shortest my boy cousin is first. and my sisters dont' count since they still haven't hit puberty. These are things you can do to prevent dying in a horror movie: If you are stupid enough to run upstairs with a killer chasing you,YOU WILL DIE! Never run out to a cornfield or woods. Never call the murderer a chicken! NEVER! Never call the killer out. Never grab the umbrella instead of the gun. Always make sure the killer is really dead before you celebrate. Never confront the killer all alone head on. Never say "I'll be right back" chances are, you won't. Never go down a dark hallway. Stay awake and alert. Never ask directions from a stranger you don't know. Never follow the creepy kid toward the old satanist bathroom. Never ask the killer "Why are you doing this?"(This won't really help, it just really annoys me). Never make out with someone in the woods. Never go anywhere alone. Never say "It's over." before you are absolutely sure the killer is dead. Cut off the villain's head and mince his body and burn the pieces to assure he's dead. Never answer the knock on the door when you're home alone. Never answer the creepy voice calling out your name. Never investigate the mysterious shadow slinking in the bushes. Never try to stop the killer. Never try to bring the killer back to life, that should be a given. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-two percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the eight percent that would be laughing your ass off. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you like sitting on top of things because your vertically challenged copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against child abuse and animal abuse, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says "pull" or vice-versa, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever said something to someone that had nothing to do with your current conversation, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and past this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever felt sad for no apparent reason whatsoever, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and put this into your profile. If your one of those people that gets excited when you see just two reviews, paste into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If your bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste into your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, copy and paste this into your profile. EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are odd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this into your profile. If you have copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have met your near twin (in resemblance, personality, or both), copy and paste this into your profile. (In my case, both.) A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "That was awesome." copy this on your profile if you have a best friend. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this to your profile. If you feel that sometimes people just try to annoy the Hell out of you for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile. If you hate that Stevie-Rae had to die in 'Betrayed', secong book in the House Of Night Series, copy and paste this to your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. The Akatsuki leader is NOT the Yondaime, copy and paste into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Plenty of times!!) If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (lol hell yea it happened to me wayyy too many times.. XD) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile! There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile. If you belive Preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus (or multiple people in my case), Copy this into your profile. You have said sumthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile. You have done sumthing stupid/dangerous with your friends/family members or alone. Add this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you know the devil is out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (mwahaha) My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you think that those god-of-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune, and all were composed by Mozart If life hands you limes, make a MARTINI! If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature Did You Know.. Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any...(CoughCough) Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. (don't know about that..) I hate nothing. Just dislike with a passion of a thousand suns. All the nice guys are ugly, and the hot ones are rude. The Hot and nice ones are gay... I BLAME SCHOOL! I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. Sarcasms is your body's natural defense against stupidity. I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm BETTER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUUU If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something... Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TV is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms. The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt?" Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? Things My Mother Taught Me My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE... My mother taught me RELIGION... My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL... My mother taught me LOGIC... My mother taught me LOGIC... #2 My mother taught me FORESIGHT... My mother taught me IRONY... My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS... My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM... My mother taught me about STAMINA... My mother taught me about WEATHER... My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS... My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY... My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION... My mother taught me about ENVY... My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... My mother taught me about RECEIVING... My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE... My mother taught me to THINK AHEAD... My mother taught me ESP... My mother taught me HUMOR... My mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... My mother taught me about SEX... My mother taught me about GENETICS... My mother taught me about my ROOTS... My mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE... You know you're getting fat, when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. Good girls go to heaven; bad girls go everywhere. You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is "never try". I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception. Rarely this question asked: is our children learning? The answer is simple; no. Sometimes I need, what only you can provide: your absence. It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black. The 100 American is 99 idiot. Honesty is the best policy -- when there is money in it. The worst way to miss someone, is to have them sitting right next to you, and you know you can never have them. Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine… Suicide is a way of telling God: "You can't fire me; I quit!!" Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it: the present. Adults are just kids -- with money. In order to be someone, you must first, be yourself. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways; so what's the point. A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. A real friend is one who walks in, when the rest of the world walks out. Count your age with friends, not with years. Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget it. Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids. A person who never makes mistakes, never makes anything. If you think you can; you can. And if you think you can't; you're right! Never look back, unless you're planning to go that way. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Half of the people in the world, are below average. If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were. Having nothing, is nothing you can lose. Don't drown the man who taught you to swim. I'm the person your mother warned you about. I'm not as dumb as you look. No sense in being pessimistic; It wouldn't work for you anyway. We should forgive our enemies; after they've been taken out and shot. Never kick a man, unless he's down. There is intelligent life on Earth; but I'm just visiting. Work is the curse of the drinking class. The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. I wear the brains in the family. There's no future in time travel. Put on your seat belt… I wan'na try something. Beat the 5 o'clock rush -- Leave work at noon. I'm not unemployed, I'm a consultant I'm sorry, my fault, I forgot you were an idiot. I don't have a license to kill -- I have a learner's permit. Out of my mind… Back in five minutes. People like you, are the reason people like me, need medication. A day without sunshine is like night. Excuse you, but do I look like someone who cares? Do not disturb; I'm disturbed enough already. The trouble with life is that there's no background music. I couldn't repair your brakes; so I made your horn louder. Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk? If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. In America anyone can be president, but I guess, that's just one of the risks you're going to have to take, buddy. Silence is golden; but DUCTAPE is shiny. Ohh! What now?! If plugging it in doesn't help, then, maby, you should try turning it on. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be misquoted and then used against you. Drive defensively; buy a tank! Thank you for calling tech support, you're ignorance is my job security. If I throw a stick, will you leave? FAILURE is not an option, it comes all bundled up with the software. ;) Warning! This shirt has sharp edges. So, beware! Try to not let your mind wander; it's much too small to be out on its own. It's kinda hard to show that I care, b e c a u s e I d o n ' t. To my best recollection; I can't remember. 7 out of 3 people are math illiterate. I'm going off to go find myself. If I'm not back by the time I return; keep me here. If at first you don't succeed, well, then, skydiving just isn't for you. If I gave a crap, you would be the first person I'd give it to. I know all the answers; but, sadly, I've been sworn to secrecy, sorry. Let's hope there's intelligent life in outer space, because I'm so lonely here. There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't; which one are you? "If you were a tear drop in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you." "If I could be anything, I would be your tear drop…to be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips" I was born intelligent but education ruined me! It wasn't me...it was, uh...the DUCK! I have six locks on my door, all in a row. So, that way, when I go out, I only have to lock every other one... I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks; they're always locking three. We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering. Whoever said nothing's impossible, obviously, has never tried slamming a revolving door. So.. yeah. My shirt has words on it. I'm not a pyromaniac, I just like to set things on fire. My dad's an ATM. Fate leads the willing, and drags along the reluctant. Most people live and die with their music still not played. They never dare to try. One's best friend is oneself. A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you, when you have forgotten the words. A best friend is someone who knows all about you, and still loves you anyway. Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it. No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you'll never get through it without your friends. Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him. It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye. Take away love, and our earth is a tomb. Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together. The heart was made to be broken. Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list.UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, Kunoichixakura no tears left to cry,XxLonelyxNeophytexX If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers have tried or do smoke pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that don't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile ( VAMPIRES and TOBI ) If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (although I have to admit I'm the sort of person that usually loses...) If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile. (Gaara!!_) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. To anyone that has been accused of being a vampire... your not alone out there... trust me when I say that. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile. ((well, I kinda choked on sand at the beach when the wind picked up and...I'll leave your imagination to do the rest. Just make sure it ends with me holding my neck in pain, a seagull pecking my leg, my friends laughing at me, and a lifeguard just looking at me form the tower-thingy, not bothering since I do that often.)) If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. Akatsuki is the greatest organization out of every anime/manga. They don't deserve the horrible treatment all of the members are enduring! There are many fans out there and you know it! Copy and paste this into your profile if you're an Akatsuki fan and want them all to live. Then add your name: Ayase Reincarnated , no tears left to cry,XxLonelyxNeophytexX If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile. If you know some who you just want to tack a picture of them to a dartboard and throw darts at it then please copy and paste this into your profile then say the person, specify where they are from, and add your name afterwords- Madara Uchiha (Naruto) Ayase Reincarnated , Edward Cullun ( twilght ) when he left Bella in the forest ! no tears left to cry,XxLonelyxNeophytexX, FallenHope-Angel Even when you cant see Him, GLAUX is there! If you believe in GLAUX put this in your profile. (allhail Glaux!) Tobi is Obito and vice versa. Spread the word and copy and paste this to your bio. (TOBITO SUPPORTER!) If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (i do...her name is Rokubi no Raijuu) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think that push doors with handles are created by the union to make people feel stupid. (they were made because Americans are stupid) If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile. (my pervy friends make me do that ALOT) If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. (no such thing as normal...) If you laugh, I will laugh. If you cry, I will cry. If you jump out a window… I will laugh even harder. -? Proof That The human Race Is Doomed To Stupidity; -Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. -Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. -Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (this is 1 of my favorite on the list) -Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. -Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' Actual Labels on Products; -On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (my fav on this list) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (my 2nd fav) On T-Rat (Military food): Ever Wonder; Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? If you are an Otaku post this! (Otaku is a Japanese term used to refer to people with obsessive interests, particularly anime and manga- info gotten off of Wikipedia!) Less than 1 of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRIf, Deidara and Toshiros property, Muffn and Uchiha Surane, Ayase Reincarnated, no tears left to cry,XxLonelyxNeophytexX, FallenHope-Angel If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isnt for you. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to Hagsmire, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. When you talk to Glaux, that's religion. When Glaux talks to you, that's psychotic. You wanna know why Glaux created Man before Beast? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. I'm not cynical, everything just sucks. I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid. It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance? Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good. I'm not as dumb as you look. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privelige. Where there's a will...I want to be in it. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! For people who like peace and quiet: Get a PHONELESS CORD! I don't get even, I get odder. I have a photgraphic memory, but it takes a day to develop. If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain. If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma! In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!" If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP. Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' Either grab a writing utensil and a piece of paper or just remember your answers. Don't peek at the answers, because it ruins it completely. 1) If you are strait write the first name of a person of the opposite sex that pops into you head. If your gay, write the name of the person of the same sex that pops into your head. If you bi, than write the name of the first person that pops into your head... (it has to be the first) 2) What is you favorite color out of red,black,blue,green,yellow? 3) Your first initial? 4) Your month of birth? 5) Which color do you like more,black or white? 6) Name a person of the same sex as yours. 7) Your favorite number? 8) Do you like California or Florida more? 9) Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10) Write down a wish(a realistic one) ARE YOU DONE? IF SO SCROLL DOWN. (DON'T CHEAT...FOOL...) THE ANSWERS; 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red-You are alert and you life is full of love. Black-You are conservative and aggressive Green-Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back Blue-You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow-You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3.If you initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendship in your life. L-R You try to live you life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4.If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected. April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last very long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5.If you choose; Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you will have in your lifetime. 8. If you choose: California: You like adventure Florida: You are a laid back person 9.If you choose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and to you love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. oooOoOoOoOoOoOoOooo If you'r a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IWuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlY JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina The Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Spirit Evolution, Kurama'srose124, Sahna, Kajikitsune,FallenHope-Angel. I am... I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious I'm USUALLY SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet I dont want to EVER have SEX, so I MUST want to be a nun I dont LIKE boys, so I MUST be a lesbian I spend all my time on the COMPUTER, so I MUST know how to use it I have tried MARIJUANA, so I MUST be a drug-addict Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile If you have ever run into a door copy this to your profile. Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile. If you have ever been so obssesed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. ._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I DON"T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I DISAGREE with my parent so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat. I want to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE so I MUST be an ungrateful spoiled brat. I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems oooOoOoOoOoOoOoOooo Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15,BloodRedViolet, FallenHope-Angel. oooOoOoOoOoOoOoOooo A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LET'S DO IT AGAIN!! Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face! I used to be normal, until I met those losers I now call my best friends! Friends hug you good-bye. Best friends rape you in the hallway. A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong. A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in seven days." Inside jokes + midnight calls + crazy nights = Best friends A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "Where should we hide the body." Sometimes I'm clueless and clumsy but I got friends who love me. Best friends know that you're slow, stupid, and mess around yet they still don't care about being seen in public with you because they're idiots too. Friends are God's way of apologizing for our families I agree with the dictionary A friend will laugh at you when you play the air guitar a best friend will be standing there next to you doing the drum beat on your head A friend will know your favorite pop song a best friend will know your sercreatly into death heavy metal Friends will love your mom, best friends will want to marry your mom so they can officiaclly be your father A friend will start talking like you, with a best friend it will make no sense when you talk A friend will try and find you a date to the dance, a best friend will be your date A friend will tell you "yes you do look good in that dress!" a best friend will be telling you, in detail, how hidious you appear A friend will take a bullet for you, a best friend will be the one pulling the trigger A friend know of the guy you like, a best friend knows all twelve of them A friend will keep track of the guy you like a best friend will track the guy you love A friend will try and calm you down when your pissed, a best friend will be cracking jokes until your over it A friend will be jealous when they see you kissing a guy, a best friend will be overprotecively ready to kill the poor guy for it My friends are people who would spend hours trying to drown a fish but I love them to death! You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing too hard If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile (so does my friend _) If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile. (eh, that's not really true, i hug them whether people are looking or not) If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!) If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile. If you like bands/singers that nobody's ever heard of, copy this into your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you are not afraid to be weird, copy/paste this into your profile. If you make good grades in school, copy/paste this into your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.(not really sometimes) Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. O,O Support The Little Owl Dude because he wants to rule the world with his awesomness, so post him into your profile, and help him rule the Earth! Go Little Owl Dude! My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (i think they've set up camp) If you think you’re mentally insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.- If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I live in a world of Rainbows, hearts and Unicorns. The rainbow is only in shades of grey and black, The hearts are broken and bleeding and the unicorn are cutting them selves with their horns... All in all it's my perfect life=D I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Eclipse, but then I would have to kill you. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead... I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy. We're on a bridge CCHHAARRLLIIEE. We are going to Candy Mountain Cchhaarrlliiee! A land of sweets and joy... and joyness. Oh god! They took my freaking kidney! It's a Leoplurodon Cchhaarrlliiee. A magical Leoplurodon if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. "You cry I cry,You laugh I laugh,You jump off a cliff I laugh harder" "When all else fails blow it up." I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! "A good friend picks you up when you fall,a best friend picks you up and then trips you again." A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..." Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls "I believe die bitch conveys my feelings properly" "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." "You say tomato...I say fuck you."In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?" Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration! "We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-UnknownDealing with Television network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks."- Eric Sevareid I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . TomorrowAfter twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles.""I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers "If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown "Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" --Unknown Boy, when you are dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you are dead? Nobody." --J.D. Salinger; The Catcher In The Rye "The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." --Unknown "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein "Some people have a large circle of friends, while others have only friends that they like." -- Unknown Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." --Gilbert Chesterton Some books make me wanna go adventuring, others feel that they have saved me the trouble." --Ashleigh Brilliant That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning" If you believe this is so, copy and paste this into your profile. The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame." --Oscar Wilde "I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can not stop eating peanuts." --Orson Welles Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education." --Bertrand Russell "You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same." - Unknown "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Unknown "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." - Unknown "He who laughs last didn't get it." - Unknown "When there's a will, I want to be in it." - Unknown "Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!"-Calvin and Hobbes "Love your enemies! It really pisses them off" "Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again "Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-Anonymous "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." "If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people" To put it nicely, I hope you choke "True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream" "A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright used to be indicisive, now I'm not sure It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn I'm not insensitive, I just don't care Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? Is a turtle without a shell naked or homeless? The saddest thing in the world, is loving someone who used to love you. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely. "If you live to be 100, I want to live to be 100 minus one day, To feel love gives pleasure to one; to express it gives pleasure to two. To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back. Pain is inflicted on those who have a heart. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile! If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever threatened a computer copy and paste this in your profile. If you read all of the listed copy-to-profiles on this profile, copy this to your profile. If you have ever: danced like no one was watching, sung like no one was listening, written like no one was reading, loved like you'd never been hurt, or dreamed like no one was judging, copy this to your profile. if you love 'making fiends' copy this to your profile. If the Voices of your characters threaten to drive you Mad(or Madder) copy this to your profile. If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile. If YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile. Less than 1 percent of female teenagers in the US don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! Most teenage girls spend half an hour on their hair every day. If you send half an hour to get dressed, fix your hair, Eat Breakfast and brush your teeth, then copy this into your profile. ( it takes me bout 20 min. 30 to also start on my way to school.) If you hate people who won't update their fics because they say that they're "too busy", copy and paste this into your profile. And for those of you who say that you're "too busy" do you get the picture? Update! If you think that bullies should be wiped off of the face of the earth, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Jetix should continue playing digimon at 5:30 Central, but stopplaying Digimon Data Squad, because no one cares about it anymore, maybe play some 01 or 02, copy and paste this into your profile and show this to someone who works for Jetix. If you are a Christian, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If you have a cat, copy this to your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile. If you get way too excited for books to come out, copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile. 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Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. 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Vampires Bane- (i'd be like: DIE SCHOOOOOOLLLL!!)crysteelia (i'd have an evil laughing fit)DigiDestined of Balance (I’d make suer my enemies weere in it first evil grin),FallenHope-Angel (I'd be like yeah burn baby, Burn! laughs maniaclally) If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THEIR WAY IS THE ONLY COPY THIS IF ONE JUST WANT TO SLUG THEM!! If you've been told you should go to a mental institue copy and paste this onto you've profile If get insperation from the weirdest things or at the weirdest times copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever repeated something just for the sake of it copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever walked into a room, forgot what you went in there for, went and THEN remembered then copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever forgot something and asked yourself what it was you forgot even though you know you have no clue copy and paste this into your profile so i don't feel like the only one Racism is wrong and can often timeshave someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile. destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! When life gives you lemons, eat them. A freind will try to find you a new grilfriend, a true freind will call your Ex and whisper "Seven days" If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder if you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile If you have ever run into a door copy this to your profile. 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1. Azarathian of Hope and Faith » reviewsTakeru and Raven half siblings fulfilliig prophecies that they've kept from eachtother. Raven of faith and Takeru of hope brother and sister yet they never knew. one left to the digital world the other to fight crime different paths yet they always cross.Crossover - Digimon & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 11-18-09 - Takeru T./TK & Raven2. Phoenix prince » reviewsKai loses his memory again after the first tournament. He is the boy of prophecy and no one but the darkness in him knows it. well i finaly updated please understand that i had to make this a xover! hope ya like and review!Crossover - Beyblade & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,593 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 11-19-09 - Published: 2-5-09 - Kai H. & Hitsugaya T.3. Unvieling truths » reviewsDisclaimer i do not own beyblade/characters. i own story line and made up characters. Kai is about to reveal some truths that should never come to light. like his blindness.Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-19-09 - Published: 2-16-09 - Kai H.4. Hope's burden » reviewsNo one really knows what i have to deal with. and it'll stay that way pata." i heard tk say and then i snuck out of the house. i will never own digimon! you happy! first completed fic dedicated to coolbluerocker! hope ya finish yours soon love ya!Digimon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,207 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-18-09 - Published: 3-31-09 - Takeru T./TK & Wallace/Willis - Complete5. star of second chances » reviewsNaruto and sasuke just want to go back to when life was simpler. oh yeah and i don't own naruto mmasashi kishimoto does. sighs please review adn this is my first naruto fic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-12-09 - Published: 10-18-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.6. Blitzkreig sleepover reviewsTyson holds a seepover in hissuite at teh hotel in spain after max and Kai' match. Kai and the others attend and have fun only to end it in a way known by the children of the abbey. oh and i dno' own beyblade only the made up characters i create.Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-1-09 - Tyson G./Takao K. & Kai H. - Complete7. Another prank with resultsi donot own beyblade..sadly. and well i guess this could be a sequel or not. title says it all and please review i mean pleaase?Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Published: 7-16-09 - Kai H. & Tala - Complete8. Don't mess with the blitzkrieg boys reviewsthought this up yesterday when i didn't have coffee. Ian decided to pull a prank on his fellow team mates and chaos ensues. I don't own beyblade or its characters!Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-14-09 - Kai H. & Ian - Complete9. Kai's pain reviewslittle songfic of Kai and some of the pain he dealt with. Friendship fic.Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-13-09 - Kai H. & Tala - Complete10. Letter from the lost days reviewsKai recieves a letter that brings a shock to him. my first story R/R please! Disclaimer i don't own beyblade or characters.Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-4-09 - Kai H. - Complete
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