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since: 02-07-08, id: 1494765, Profile Updated: 11-10-09
country: United States
Author has written 11 stories for Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Pokemon, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Warriors.

Name: Amanda

Nickname: Mandy/Panda/Dog Girl/Canada/Matthew/Mattie

Gender: Take a wild guess

Appearence: Brown hair and brown eyes.

Height: Eh...5'4" 5'5"

Weight: 115 lbs

Age: Depends.

I Am: TOMBOY! WOOT! I know I am cuz when I hear "girly girls", I think pink, frilly, puffballs from Mars o.O I know, scary. And straight. I'm a straight tomboy.

Personality: Shy to strangers but talk way too much around friends. Brave, but in a curiousity-killed-the-cat kinda way. Love being alone. Don't care about popularity or "blending in", it's stupid. You should be yourself, not who others think you should be. I have my own opinions and am not afraid to speak them. I can be just as serious as I can be stupid. I get mad kinda easily. Oh and impatient. I'm working on this, but its not going especially well.

Likes: reading, writing, owls, dragons, KITTYS!! Helping Bunny rule the world. ANIME!! MANGA!!

Dislikes: Naruto(I don't get it), preps/girly girls, any ship that interfers my favs, spiders, Flamers. They have nothing better to do with their pathetic lives than say negative things about people's stories.

My OC'S

Siri Azure
Gender: Female
Hair: Black comes down to waist
Eyes: Green
Clothes: Black jeans with the word "Random" written going up the left leg, a light green T-shirt that says "I (heart) MY CRAZY FRIENDS.
Pokemon: Meowth, Shinx, Skorupi, Leafeon, Sneasel and Hoothoot
Personality: Loves playing Matchmaker and being a pain in the a--. She has serious problems. Like therapy problems.
Weakness: Being too random and people not liking her.
Story: Don't Deny Love, Pokeshipping. COMING SOON: Going in Circles, The Journey Makes Us One
Famliy: Unknown

Kira Zephlon
Gender: Female
Hair: Silver with red streaks, goes to roughly her elbows
Eyes: Icy steel blue
Clothes: Faded red jeans, dark blue T-shirt with a Raiku on the front
Pokemon: Pikachu, Jolteon, Elekid, Magnezone, Flaaffy, and Raiku
Personality: Picks fights, has an attitude around authority, is stubborn and wary around strangers. Once you gain her trust and friendship, you have a loyal friend though. Loves Electric Pokemon.
Weakness: Having a temper that Arceus would find scary. Yes, that is worse than Misty's. I think.
Story: None yet...
Family: Acada Dakr

Acada Dakr
Gender: Female
Hair: Orange with black bangs that cover one eye comes about 1 inch below ears, 'messy look'
Eyes: Firey amber
Clothes: Orange camo cargo pants, dark orange tang top
Pokemon: Flareon, Vulpix, Houndour, Magmar, and Quilava
Personality: Total opposite of her half sister. She is polite, but not to the point of being vulnerable. Daring, but only when it comes to fire. A total pyromaniac.
Weakness: Is too trusting. Always gives others (including Team Galactic) second chances.
Story: None Yet...
Family: Kira Zephlon

Dayna Skarr
Gender: Female
Hair: White/gray with gold streaks comes to her shoulders, straight
Eyes: Dark gold
Clothes: Mini white jean skirt, a white sleeveless hoody with a rhinestone silver star ever the left part of chest
Pokemon: Skarmory, Carvanha, and Croagunk
Personality: Easily embarassed. Hates to fight, but hates to be ignored, so will be forcefully heard if need be. Boycrazy, but will tell only closest friends about boys.
Weakness: Sometimes zones out and misses a lot of what happens, can spend sometimes up to hours staring at boys
Story: None yet...
Family: None

Zanen Koalt
Gender: Male
Hair: Gray, shaggy-ish and comes to his ears
Eyes: Coal black
Clothes: Jeans, black gym shoes, and a gray T-shirt
Pokemon: Garchomp, Bagon, Dragonair, and Abomosnow
Personality: Never talks. Only his family has heard his voice and even then it's only a word or two. Not goth or emo...just quiet.
Weakness: No one likes him for being so quiet, he doesn't have any friends.
Story: None yet...
Family: None

Amaya ("Night Rain")
Gender: Female
Hair: Light brown with pale blond streaks; waist length braid
Eyes: Dark blue with silver specks
Clothes: Black and green leaf pattern kimono
Personality: Kinda meanish. Blunt. Serious.
Weakness: Can be easliy manipulated at times
Story: Hanyous and Shichinintai
Family: None
Anime: Inuyasha mainly, may appear in others.
Species: Half-Demon: Half dragon demon half cat demon
Looks: Has half inch black claws, paws for feet, ginger cat ears, a single black, diamond shaped scale in middle of forehead

Hotaru ("Firefly" or "Lightning Bug")
Gender: Female
Hair: Dirty blond; falls a few inches short of shoulders
Eyes: Dark amber
Clothes: Dark green kimono with lighter green feather patterns
Personality: Friendly, patient, a wee bit on the ADHD side sometimes
Weakness: Loves to help people, soooo...that could lead to...issues.
Story: Hanyous and Shichinintai
Family: None
Anime: INuyasha mainly, may appear in others
Species: Half- Demon: Leads everyone to believe she is a full demon; half eagle demon, half human
Looks: Talons on hands and feet; enhanced eyesight, hearing, smelling

Fav Animes:
Hetalia
Full Metal Alchemist
Inuyasha
Ouran High School Host Club
Tokyo Mew Mew
DNAngel
Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni (Kai) (Rei)
Fruits Basket
Death Note

Fav Pokemon:

Meowth/Persian
Hoothoot/Noctowl (YAY! -huggles-
Shinx/Luxio/Luxray
Skorupi/Drapion
Sneasel/Weavile
Vulpix/Ninetales
Dratini/Dragonair/Dragonite

Random Quotes:

Me: GOLDFISH!!

Me: Courtney.
Courtney: Hi.
Me: You are deranged.
Courtney: BUT FUN!

Me: Hi.
Courtney: Hi.
Me: Hi.
Courtney: Hi.
Me: Hi.
Courtney:...
Me:...
Courtney: TRANSFORMERS! ROBOTS IN THE PIE!
Me: FOR THE LAST FREAKIN TIME, IT'S "DISGUISE"! NOT "PIE"!

Nicole: MY CARVANHA'S GONNA EAT CHU!! -lunges and bites me-

Nicole: -playing Super Smash Bros. Melee- DIE! OR FACE MY ARMY OF-Ummm...KIRBY AND CARVANHA!!
Me: -_-'

Nicole: Hey hey hey!
Me: What?
Nicole: Jackass
Me: ! Shut up!
Nicole: Make me, you b--.
Me: Your 7 for god's sake!

Me: ...I wanna cappuccino...
Mom: It's 10:00 at night!
Me:...your point?

Me: Confuzzled. Ha. Confuzzled. Haha. Confuzzled. Hehehe. Confuzzled! Hahahahaha. CONFUZZLED!! LOL!!

Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Kai
Rena: As long as it's you, Kei-Chan
Keiichi: -DING!-

Dramaine: -opens emergency kit-
Me:...
Emergency Kit: BEEEEEEP!
Me, Katie, Bailey, Dante, and Dramaine:...-crack up laughing in the hallway-

Me: Nyanyanya...
Bailey: Nipaa.
Me: DING.

THE BUNNY LIST: It's Called A Life. Get One., Enigmatic Meloncholy

I dont own this; i copied and pasted it because i thought it needed some more love. Please dont like yell at me or something. I take absolutely no credit for it.
You know your obsessive with Axis powers Hetalia when:

1: You can’t think the word ‘invade’ anymore you just say ‘rape’

2: You eat pasta because Italy does

3: You call the countries by there human names.

4: You make all your friends take quizzes to see what country they are and then you call them by there country name.

5: You watch all the episodes in English and japans

6: You surf the internet, and scan your history books for anything to support your favorite shippings.

7: When people say Hetalia is gay you scream “You’re just mad because Holy Roman Empire didn’t love you!”

8: You memorized the ending song to APH

9: You know what Prussia is

10: You try to convince people that you are the hero

11: McDonalds is your home away from home

12: You get mad when your friends/family refuse to call you by your country name

13: Starbucks thinks your crazy because when they ask your name you just say your country.

14: You take pride in which ever side your country was in (Axis or Allied)

15: You try to convince people to become one with mother Russia, and when they refuse you smile and say “No problem, everyone will become one with mother Russia soon enough”

16: You throw tomatoes at people

17: You say “Aru” after every sentence

18: You love Hello Kitty

19: You dress up in a panda suit and stalk people

20: You get insulted when people think ChibiTalia is a girl

21: You screamed when HRE kissed Chibitalia

22: You refuse to believe that Germany and Italy are not meant to be

23: You take pictures of guys kissing

24: You walk around with chickens

25: You have ordered a character cosplay a year in advanced for comic con, or AX

26: Your youtube and DA pages have Hetalia plastered all over them

27: You think Germany is sexy, Russia is cute, and Prussia is awesome

28: You get angry when people don’t notice Canada

29: When your history teacher says anything about countries you smile

30: When you see any country flag you burst out laughing

31: You cry if people talk about the revolutionary war

32: When you listen to a song you put the song with a character from Hetalia

33: You have a swirl in your hair

34: You put your hair like your favorite characters

35: Your history teacher is afraid to say “America” in class because you end up yelling “America Fk yeah!”

36: You carry around a white flag

37: You say “pasta” at random

38: You hid any time you hear a girl say “Marry me”

39: Your face turns evil when you think about hurting anyone

40: You try to pose as someone else to get noticed

41: You walk around in a sailor suit

42: You pretend to talk to fairies, unicorns, est. in public

43: You play the piano to show your emotions

44: You love sunflowers all of a sudden

45: You cant stop shaking

46: You wear a mask

47: You have a secret stash of porn videos in your house

48: You decided to wear a scarf everywhere even if it’s a blazing hot outside

49: You constantly tell your family your going to invade them if they get on your nerves

50: You get sent to therapy for crying hysterically and yelling at the tv/computer when HRE had to leave Chibitalia.

51: You can’t stop talking to your therapist about your secret plan for taking over every country and having them become one with you.

52: You then get kicked out of therapy for showing up one day with only a rose on.

53: When you eat at Italian restrants you ask to talk to “Feliciano/N.Italy” and if Ludwig is with him.

54: You are all of a sudden obsessive with cats

55: You call yourself “awesome” every chance you get

56: You carry around a bear of some sort

57: You know the video “Makka na Ito” on youtube and can’t stop watching it

58: Alfred is your new Hero

59: You clean your entire house

60: You clean your friends house

61: You boss people around to do stuff for you

62: Your best friend is always scared of you and wont stop shaking

63: You sit on your computer for hours waiting for the new APH episode to become English subbed

67: You interview people about Christmas

68: When people try to hurt you, you scream “I’m sorry I’m sorry! Don’t hurt me please, I have relatives living in insert were you live here! Germany germany save me!”

69: You run to your friends aid any time they scream for you

70: You like red now

71: You think the cold war between America and Russia was really a fight to see who is on top (thanks Amyspirit)

72: You grow out your eye brows

73: You carry around your favorite character/nations flag

74: You can talk about nothing but Hetalia

75: You tell people to eat bullets

76: You are over-protective of your little brother

77: Wurst has become your favorite food

78: You love to give hugs/kisses

79: You try to get everyone around you to strip

80: You get angry at people who talk about Sealand not being a country

81: Hetalia comes up in every topic

82: You start a Hetalia club

83: You wear glasses just to look like Alfred

84: You are far to flashy

85: You try your hardest to look like your older brother

86: You just became a cross dresser

87: You like pyramids a bit to much

88: You wear a large cross necklace

89: You dress up as Santa

90: You downloaded all the Hetalia endings and put them all on your ipod/mp3 player

91: You have become very lazy

92: You can’t cook for your life

93: You call Canada “America’s hat”

94: You jump out of a plane and yell “vodka” on the way down

95: You started to drink tea with every meal

96: You know the song “Canadian please” and sing it every day

97: Your dream is to live in a warm place filled with sun flowers

98: You always smile

99: The song “We didn’t start the fire” makes you laugh

100: You stay up till 2 in the morning to make a list entitled “You know your obsessive with Axis powers Hetalia when”

~Other people's~
1: (FFValentine) You cheer for your fav characters when you watch international sports! (Or the Olympics!)

2: (Rand0mV1rus) You run faster when running away.

3: If an art teacher tells you to draw the Earth, you just draw a circle.

4: You drink from your boot.

5: You carry a white flag as a weapon.

6: You call your grandpa Roman Empire.

7: Instead of studying for a History test, you just watch Hetalia.

8: (deidarafangirlll) You say "I live in the united states of alfred!"

9: (RavenEleonoraLenore) When you hear someone talking about the merging of France and England you suddenly screamed "HE WAS FORCED I TELL YOU FORCED"

10: (Snakedizzle) You keep Machiavelli in your suitcase to prepare for war.

11: All your friends build sand castles, and you build giant plates of spaghetti.

12: (Karff) You can't wait till you're in heaven or hell.

13: (Shellybrulez) You point out every country you know on a map and talk about them

14: You tell people Prussia is still around

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

Lewis's Law of Travel:
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

If it works, rip it apart and find out why.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile


If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are NowIf you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

if people always mispronounce you name caopy and paste this into your profile.

The Aztecs valued chocolate so highly it was worth more than a bar of gold to them. If you are a complete chocoholic, copy and paste this into your profile!

I have never done any of these but I think I will next time I go i Wal-Mart lol.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cant see,must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong

Or else I'm locked All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just get one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car

My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse My name he calls

I press myself Against the wall

I try and hide From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,I finally get free And I run for the door

He's already locked it And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its was much too late

His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain Again and againOh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped, copy and paste this poem into your profile.

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Belief gets in the way of learning.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

I found these on someone's profile and thought they really funny. If you thought they were funny and started laughing while reading them like I did, copy and paste them into your profile.

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news fl ash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when:

1.) You ally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or msn.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever read past two AM in the morning copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American Teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh there asses off.

Copy and Paste this if you go and read your story on the site the second it is posted.

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile

If you think the following story is sad copy and paste it in your profile

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge .

Mommy, I was a good , I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big , I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile

I defend Brendan Birch! The image some people have created of him has destroyed what he really is! (I don't like him, but his image is really distorted.) If you defend Brendan Birch, copy and paste this onto your profile, please.

If you think little siblings are annoying, copy this into your profile

If you have a profile do the oppesite of copying this to your profile, make the oppesite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not.

If you didn't get the thing above me copy this to your profile and that too. upthere.

if you absaloutly LOVE contestshipping copy and paste this to your profile.

If you HATE cookieshipping (MayxHarley) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate it when people think Drew's gay or a pervert copy and paste this to your profile.

7) If you love christmas because of all the free stuff copy and paste this to your profile.

7) If you like my stories (at least one) copy and paste this to your profile. (i copied this from shadow!)

8) If your neighbours came to knock on your door and ask for candy copy and paste this to your profile.

15) If you got bitten by fire ants copy and paste this to your profile.

16) realize you missed number 6.

17) If you're mentally smacking yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

18)If you're laughing your head off or just smiling copy and paste this to your profile.

19) If you just started laughing or smiling copy and paste this to your profile. (full thing on shadow's page)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

Help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy and paste this into your profile. :D

If you enjoy pokeshipping but are a MUCH bigger contestshipping fan copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obssessed with ikarishipping, copy and paste this into your profile!

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever had a crush on one of your friends copy this into your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If Harley (from Pokemon Season 8 and 9) scares you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you have ever done something embarrassing in front of your crush, copy and paste this into your profile

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

yeah, i am against flamers. i am for constructive criticism, though. if you want to copy and paste this, go ahead.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!(o_O) Now copy this into your freakin' profile!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. (Mozart? Really?)

Help pokemon rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!!

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think contestshiping rulez copy and paste this onto your profile

If you every yelled 'I HATE PICKLES' infrnt of your crush (bad memorys...) then copy and paste this onto your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

If you obsess over Ikarishipping, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been flamed, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have every been in a website that is rated T when your only ten copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who is four and watches movies rated PG-13 copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever begged your parents for something so much they get frustrated and buys you the thing you were begging for copy and paste this to your profile.

SMILEYS RULE!!:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)!!

1) Do you every get so mad you want to kill yourself? if yes copy and paste this to your profile.

2) If you think Sims game can sometimes be disgusting copy and paste this to your profile.

3) If you're feeling happy copy and paste this to your profile.

4) If you were copying this at 8:55 pm copy and paste this to your profile.

5) if you're dissapointed that you didn't get to copy and paste number 4 at 8:55 copy and paste this to your profile.

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1. Path of the Eons » reviews
A past leader calls upon a force even greater than StarClan to bring three nameless kits back to life. Follow them as they discover who they are and who they're destined to be as they trek a journey that comes once in a millennia.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-28-09 - Published: 9-23-09
2. Hanyous and Shichinintai » reviews
Inuyasha and co. are at Mt. Hakurei with the Band of Seven. When Kagome forms a pact with Jakotsu, will everything go smoothly as their forces are combined? Or will they crash and burn? And who are these strange hanyous? BanXOC JaXOC BanXKagXInu SanXMir
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-8-09 - Published: 10-24-08
3. Changing Colors » reviews
When SparkClan finds a rogue in their territory, they hold him as a prisoner. But what happens as Valleymist, the medicine cat, slowly starts falling for him? Will this rogue become accustomed to Clan ways? Or will Valleymist have to give up on her love?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-8-09 - Published: 2-6-09
4. For You
Yeah, yeah corny title I know.....Ed is torn up after the death of Winry. An unexpected someone comes to comfort him....
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Published: 2-6-09 - Complete
5. Through Hell's Flames reviews
Roy and Havoc are on their death bed after the run in with Lust...WARNING! CHARACTER DEATH!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-23-09 - Complete
6. Some Will Do Anything For Love reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome are having some alone time, when a certain someone spies on them and starts to get jealous.NO IT'S NOT KIKYOU! Onesided-JaXInuKagXInu Songfic-Teardrops On My Guitar by Taylor Swift More Hurt category than Comfort by the way. OWN NOTHIN
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-22-08
7. Underground Troubles » reviews
Dawn gets trapped in the underground tunnel system! She finds Paul, or rather he finds her, who is also lost. Will opposites attract? Ikarishipping! Also this is a result of boredom. You have been warned. I wrote this in Math class. CHAPPIE 3 UP!
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-31-08 - Published: 4-27-08
8. A Curse And Some Choices » reviews
About a girl, Kira, who buys a cursed necklace and wakes up the next day as a Burrowing Owl! Digger finds her and brings her back to the great tree. Will romance blossom? When or if Kira can become a human again will she? DiggerXOO CHAPTER 13 UP!
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 4-12-08
9. Quest For Mew reviews
Five Pokemon are on journey to rescue none other than the ledgendary Mew! On their quest they meet characters who could help them or destroy them. Will they succeed? Fameshipping-DawnXMax Celestialshipping-OC TorchXOC Zephyr Barrenshipping-OC KylaXOC Drak
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-21-08
10. Pokeshipping reviews
Lame title I know. I'm a little brain dead right now. Siri is once again playing matchmaker! But now it's Ash and Misty she's setting up. Pokeshipping!
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-21-08 - Complete
11. Don't Deny Love reviews
Siri my OC is playing matchmaker in getting Dawn and Paul together. Will she succeed? Ikarishippers only!
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-28-08 - Complete
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