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1. Nearly One Hundred Percent reviewsWho would have thought Squilliam would grow up to be a lawyer? Who would have thought Squidward would be engaged to a lawyer? Who would have thought courtrooms could be so intimate? Squid/Squill, AU, smut.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-29-09 - Squidward & Squilliam - Complete2. Codependency » reviewsWhy bother with introversion when your entire universe is caving in? Squill/Sponge, Squid/Pat, slashSpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,553 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 10-28-09 - Published: 7-6-09 - Squilliam & SpongeBob3. Beholder » reviewsIt's funny the things you begin to cherish when everything else has long since proven its futility. But sometimes having each other still isn't enough. Slash.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 10-16-09 - Squidward & Squilliam4. Victorian Crisis OR Cranking the Love Shaft » reviewsAnother one of those typical vore meets rescue meets one night stand meets life of bondage and prostitution simply to try to redeem a soul which wasn't damned in the first place. Well, I guess that is a little atypical now that I think about it.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-25-09 - Published: 9-17-09 - Squidward & Squilliam5. Fall In Love Like A Porn Star reviewsSquidward had known all along that Squilliam was capable of making money even without his family's prestige. He just hadn't expected his eventual career path to be so...visceral. Slash, lemon, tentacle rape. Well, not so much the last one.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-19-09 - Squidward & Squilliam6. Be My Guest reviewsWhen Squilliam had referred to the initiation process as "phallic", he'd meant symbolically. How was he supposed to know Roger would take it literally?SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-10-09 - Squilliam & Squidward - Complete7. One of Those Rich Boy Kinks reviewsAfter his father is murdered, Squilliam needs someone to comfort him. Squidward's as good a guy as any to fulfill that role. Not gonna lie, though, the girl scout uniform thing IS kinda odd, even for Squilliam. For Band8PGeek. Somewhat implied slash.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-30-09 - Squilliam & Squidward - Complete8. And a Smile reviewsAnd you smile at me and shrug and let the tears roll unbidden. “Nothing’s forever, Squiddy.”SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-28-09 - Squidward & Squilliam - Complete9. Poking Leads to Pregnancy » reviewsAfter a crazed attempt to impress his parents, SpongeBob has to deal with nine months of hard labor. Rated for hot steamy sex, expletives, male pregnancy, interspecies relationships, and lots of gayness.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,085 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 8-17-09 - Published: 5-22-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick10. Rubber Rainbow » reviewsAfter his parents catch him in a compromising position with his best friend, fourteen year old SpongeBob is sent away to homosexuality aversion camp. Rated for slash and sexual content.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 12-8-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick11. The Grooming of Squilliam Fancyson reviewsThere are certain privileges reserved for the wealthy. Privileges one can only earn with the right amount of training. Incest, pedophilia, non-con, child abuse.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-28-09 - Squilliam12. It's More Likely Than You Think reviewsSquilliam was absolutely crazy about his completely adorable boyfriend. Although he had to admit, his ex still worked those tight pants nicely. But who invited his drunken rival again? Foursome, slash, crack, PWP.Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Homestar Runner - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-25-09 - Squilliam - Complete13. Frailty reviews“Go ahead and cry, Squilliam. You look absolutely gorgeous when your heart is breaking." SlashSpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-24-09 - Squidward & Squilliam - Complete14. Let Them Eat Sponge Cake » reviewsAfter his boyfriend's kidnapped, Squilliam goes on a quest to rescue him-with the aide of his boyfriend's best friend, of course. Slash: Squill/Sponge, one-sided Pat/Sponge, a touch of Squid/Squill, a dash of Squid/Sponge, etc.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,358 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-21-09 - Published: 5-13-09 - Squilliam & SpongeBob - Complete15. Truly a Fancy Man reviewsSquilliam was willing to do anything to get on that show. Prequel to House Fancy. Rated for language and slashiness. Probably could be T, but . . . eh, I'll let you decide.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-12-09 - Squilliam - Complete16. You Forgot the Pickles reviewsBubble Bass buys SpongeBob from Mr. Krabs. Hilarity ensues. And by hilarity, I mean rape. Bubble Bass/SpongeBob rape, a bit of PatBob fluff, language, etc.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-27-09 - SpongeBob - Complete17. Royally Screwed reviewsBecause what's a king without a queen by his side? AU version of Rule of Dumb. Slash, language, rape, etc.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-27-09 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete18. Fool in SpongeBob reviewsIt's April first once again, and Patrick has a prank up his sleeve. Idiotic Pat/Sponge one-shot.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-6-09 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete19. One Night Only reviewsWhen I told you I loved you, I thought you understood that I just meant for one night.” Squid/SpongeSpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-25-09 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete20. Don't Be Stupid reviewsEven someone as dense as Patrick knows the difference between making love and rape, right? Squid/Sponge/Pat lemon for Ms. Ginny Snape.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-23-09 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete21. Fangirls are Easy reviewsIt turns out if you’re two dudes hanging outside the front doors of Yaoi-Con, you might risk looking a little gay or something. Slash.Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-19-09 - Complete22. E is for Embarrassingly Erotic Endorphins reviews“What do you say, Squiddy? Wild sex orgy with frenemies?” Well, a nice sentiment to live by, Squilliam, but I don't think a group of four counts as an orgy. Lime, slash, etc. Birthday fic for Band8PGeek. May she have mercy on my soul.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-28-09 - Squilliam & Squidward - Complete23. It's Raining Gay reviewsMr. Krabs has very flamboyant taste in music. And this sentence structure is completely and totally awkward.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-13-09 - Mr. Krabs - Complete24. Patrick Pornstar reviewsSome things are best left unspoken.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-4-09 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete25. Sing a Song of PatBob reviewsCliches abound when you take lines from several songs and inject them into a Pat/Sponge fic.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-2-09 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete26. Lemonade » reviewsThirty Pat/Sponge lemons in thirty days. How hard can it be? M for the OBVIOUS reasons, people.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 1-27-09 - SpongeBob & Patrick27. Yukari Tanizaki: Sexual Harasser reviewsKaorin just wanted a little advice about her beloved Sakaki. Implied shoujo ai.Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-2-09 - Kaorin & Yukari T. - Complete28. In the Name of Science reviewsSandy needed a test subject. SpongeBob was available. It was just for science . . . or at least that's what they kept telling themselves. My very first Spandy fic, y'all! Rated for . . . uh . . .you-know-what.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-21-09 - Sandy & SpongeBob - Complete29. Naughty Schoolgirl reviewsDo you love me now, Squidward?" Squid/Sponge slashSpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-12-09 - Squidward & SpongeBob30. The Duel reviewsUnexplained changes in species almost ALWAYS result in a body-part comparison. Show me yours, I'll let you touch mine . . . or however it is the expression goes. Plotless Sponge/Pat, in human form just to make sure I covered every cliche.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-10-09 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete31. Say My Name, Baby reviewsButch demanded a little respect! He WOULD get James to say his name. Kokoshipping . . . as in Butch/James. As in yaoi.Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-8-09 - James/Kojirō & Butch/Kosaburō - Complete32. Trippy reviewsPatrick hadn't expected SpongeBob to trip and fall on his "snake". So did it make it that wrong that he took advantage of it?SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-8-09 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete33. Lying on the Job reviewsSpongeBob embraces his inability to be loved. Crappy sequel to Honest Loss. Please kill me now .SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-6-09 - SpongeBob & Squidward - Complete34. Scratch and Cream reviewsPatrick takes advantage of SpongeBob's . . . um . . . special time of the month. Slash.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-4-09 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete35. Fluffy reviewsHmm . . . dunno what to put here. Mindless Pat/Sponge sex comedy? Sure, that's as good a summary as any. Very mild M.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-27-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete36. Cherry Pie reviewsChristmas gets especially hot this year at the SquarePants' residence. Squid/Sponge/Pat lemon for Poisonetta. Fully equipped for flamage.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-24-08 - Squidward & Patrick - Complete37. Knowingly reviews100 word Sponge/Squid drabble. How much more boring . . . er, I mean fun . . .can you get? Eh, at least it's short.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-23-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete38. Apology Accepted reviewsBreaking and entering-one way of getting Patrick to fully appreciate SpongeBob.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete39. 1000 Jesus Gorillas reviewsPatrick just wanted to have some fun in an unusual location. Too bad things always seemed to go wrong when it came to the two of them. Nonsense Sponge/Pat smut, with a completely nonsense title . . . seriously, the title has nothing to do with the fic.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-15-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete40. Dressing Down reviewsSquidward finally finds some use for that maid's outfit he had lying around. Squilliam/Squidward.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-11-08 - Squilliam & Squidward - Complete41. My Biggest Fan » reviewsMy Biggest Fanatic spoilers. Kevin has been unable to concentrate on his life since a certain encounter with a yellow poriferin. SLASH.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-9-08 - Published: 2-16-08 - SpongeBob42. Ivory Smile reviewsYou won’t ever be more to him than quickie behind the garbage. Trash behind the trash. Pat/SpongeSpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-8-08 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete43. Holier Than Thou reviewsThe biggest debate in the history of the Krusty Krab-and it had nothing to do with the secret formula! Although technically it DID have to do with meat, of sorts. Rated for language and sexual content.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-7-08 - Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob - Complete44. Chicka Cherry Cola reviewsAll great couples are supposed to have a love song. Guess that just meant they weren't meant to be. Pat/Sponge fluff. Title has nothing to do with fic; I just like that song.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-5-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete45. Shrinky Dinks reviewsIt wasn't cheating. It was just business. Sponge/Plankton slash.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-1-08 - Plankton & SpongeBob - Complete46. Closer reviewsThe fine line between love and regret, fried in a crunchy sorta-Pat/Sponge coating. Rated for stuff involving things and other odd happenings.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-28-08 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete47. ShotaBob UkePants reviewsThe results of watching way too much hentai. Indeed, tis slash.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-27-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete48. Seme Nonsense reviewsSpongeBob decides to give it like a real man. Patrick takes it like a disgruntled woman. Everyone is miserable. Rated for slash and not-quite-lemon.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-19-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete49. An Evil as Old as the Galaxy reviewsJessie is out to prove her partner's sexual orientation, lest her little heart burst with the hatred of the ultimate cliche. Rocketshipping nonsense and/or smut.Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-17-08 - James/Kojirō & Jessie/Musashi - Complete50. SpongeBoy, Me Bob! reviewsDiscussing company policy usually didn't get so . . . forceful. One-sided, forced Krabs/Sponge.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-16-08 - Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob - Complete51. Greatest Typographical Error EVER reviewsEverything SpongeBob had ever known about himself was a lie. But Patrick didn't seem to mind so much. Slash and lime mild lime-barely a lime at all .SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-12-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete52. Over and Over and Over Again reviewsThings get REAL crazy after 8:30. Horribly written Sponge/Pat lemon. Add in the fluff and this just might be the single most OOC thing you'll read all week. Curious yet?SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-12-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete53. Flipping Out reviewsSpongeBob was willing to do anything to keep from being lonely. Even some unorthodox "grilling". Rated for the second half of my penname.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-10-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete54. The Token Tentacle Hentai Fic reviewsThe bitter taste of betraying the one you love, mixed with calamari. Slash.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-9-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete55. How to Write Slash: A Retrospect reviewsAn author's guide to her delusions regarding SpongeBob's sexual orientation. Yup, I'm bashing slash. Wait, what? I'm BASHING SLASH?SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-9-08 - SpongeBob & Squidward - Complete56. Like, Totally Love, Duh! reviewsPatrick and Mindy are, like, totally in love for, like, ever! OMG! You gotta read this cuz it, like, rocks!SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-7-08 - Patrick - Complete57. In a Bind reviewsFor Poisonetta. Squidward gets back at SpongeBob after years of annoyance. Slash and rape, baby.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-5-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete58. Lolli Lolli Lolli reviewsFriends don't let friends suck off Popsicles. At least not without a little help. Um, rated for . . . innuendo.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-5-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete59. Idiot Boy reviewsAlternative ending to WhoBob WhatPants. Cold, alone, and no identity, he has to make a living somehow. Rated for . . .prostitution?SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-5-08 - SpongeBob - Complete60. Set You Free reviewsIt was the greatest night of SpongeBob's life. It was also the last night of SpongeBob's life. Go figure.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-5-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete61. Fifty Levels of Hot, Dirty Lovin' reviewsYeah, I basically ripped the idea off a much more capable writer. Oh well. Stupid drabble Sponge/Pat fic. I got nothing to help summarize this. You'll just have to check it out yourself.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-4-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete62. Come At Work reviewsFun times in a freezer with SpongeBob and Squidward. What could possibly go wrong? Rated for sexuality and yes, tis slash .SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-3-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete63. Bath Beads as a Front reviewsThe joys of voyeurism, as discovered by Patrick Star. Rated for slash. Challenge inside.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-26-08 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete64. Crazy 'Bout You reviewsOne sponge. About a million mental quirks. How many pills to fill in the gaps? Rated for crazy, OOC madness. Literally, I do mean madness. That pun was completely intended. Not an ACTUAL guide to bipolar disorder or OCD. Don't take this crap literally.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-24-08 - SpongeBob - Complete65. Why in the Heck? reviewsTomo just needed a warm up for the sports festival. Osaka was just as good of an exercise as any. Tomo/Osaka yuri. Rated for sexuality, perversion, and utter lack of tact pretty mild for M, though, all things considered .Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-22-08 - Tomo T. & Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete66. Basic Math for the Sexually Confused reviewsJust how did being in love with SpongeBob make Sandy a lesbian? And what is docking, anyway? And why am I craving Pop Tarts? These questions may or may not be answered. Rated for slash, language, etc. My usual MO.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-17-08 - Sandy & SpongeBob - Complete67. Falling For You reviewsHow far do you go when you love someone? Do you give them your heart? Your body? Your soul? And when you lose them, how much of your own self is lost as well? Rated for slash.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-7-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete68. Honest Loss reviewsFriendship meant telling the truth no matter what. But he hadn't expected to truth to be quite so real.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-2-08 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete69. Option Three reviewsSpongeBob's body is betraying him. Luckily, Patrick knows just how to fix him. Rated for, uh, big shocker here, SLASH, SEXUAL CONTENT, SLASH, and SLASH! Have I made that clear enough yet?SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-1-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete70. Seventh Tentacle reviewsJust who did SpongeBob think he was, laughing all the time? Squid/Sponge of a most inappropriate nature.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-26-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete71. Invisible Spray and the Perks that Follow reviewsWhat other mayhem did SpongeBob and Patrick get into whilest trampsing about invisible and in the buff? All dialogue, slashy smut.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-23-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete72. Escape from FangirlCrackLand reviewsAfter being kidnapped by a deranged authoress, can SpongeBob and Patrick fight the evil fabulousness of an "alternative lifestyle"? Or maybe that's all they've been longing for all along. And who the heck put Rocky Horror Picture Show in Bikini Bottom?SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-19-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete73. Botched Abortions and a Second Thing reviewsWhat in the world would drive someone to anger the one person they love? Patrick/SpongeBob slash. Rated for bold faced perversion.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-4-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete74. I L My BF SB, Even if He Had S with his BFF reviewsSquidward thought SpongeBob was pure. But could a secret from his middle school days involving a certain starfish change everything?SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-13-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete75. Blanket reviewsMy first and probably last attempt at fluff. Squidward needs to get SpongeBob out of his bed. Yes, there be slash. Pretty mild, though.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-12-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete76. The Ultimate Question reviewsSpongeBob has questions. Squidward is in denial. And Patrick can't wait to play along. Absolutely no straightness present.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-9-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete77. Cavity Search reviewsWhat happens in jail stays in jail.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-7-08 - SpongeBob - Complete78. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III some reviewsWritten solely to disgust. Plotless pornographic gang banging involving Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and our favorite naive bundle of joy, SpongeBob.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-22-08 - Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy - Complete79. Queer Infatuations reviewsSandy and SpongeBob are completely in love . . . sort of.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-10-08 - Sandy & SpongeBob - Complete80. An Excellent Choice My Darling reviewsThe health inspector from Nasty Patty gets his revenge the only way he knows how. And SpongeBob makes such a lovely pet. Rated for sexual content, violence, and necrophilia. Please flame.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-10-08 - SpongeBob - Complete81. Look, Don't Touch reviewsAll he wanted was to see Squidward's "thing".SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-10-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete82. I May Have Been Stoned When I Wrote This reviewsSequel to "I Was Not Stoned etc. etc. . Squidward has some intimate questions he needs answered. And who better to accompany him than Marilyn Manson and Jesus Christ?SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-10-08 - Squidward - Complete83. I Was Not Stoned When I Wrote This reviewsWhen three of the greatest celebrities of all time: Dakoda Fanning, Michael Moore, and SpongeBob SquarePants, go on a journey to consult the oracle of Apollo, only chaos can ensue. Randomly terrible assignment written for Mythology.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-19-08 - SpongeBob - Complete84. Hypothetically reviewsSquidward/SpongeBob monologue. Squidward poses an intiguing theory to SpongeBob. Slash.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-1-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete85. Driver's Ed reviewsThe key to SpongeBob getting his license is merely relaxation. And Patrick may be just the guy to make him . . . well, loosen up. Slash, sexual content, all around nastiness.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-1-08 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete
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