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Author has written 85 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants, Azumanga Daioh, Pokemon, Beavis and Butt-Head, and Homestar Runner.

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1. Nearly One Hundred Percent reviews
Who would have thought Squilliam would grow up to be a lawyer? Who would have thought Squidward would be engaged to a lawyer? Who would have thought courtrooms could be so intimate? Squid/Squill, AU, smut.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-29-09 - Squidward & Squilliam - Complete
2. Codependency » reviews
Why bother with introversion when your entire universe is caving in? Squill/Sponge, Squid/Pat, slash
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,553 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 10-28-09 - Published: 7-6-09 - Squilliam & SpongeBob
3. Beholder » reviews
It's funny the things you begin to cherish when everything else has long since proven its futility. But sometimes having each other still isn't enough. Slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 10-16-09 - Squidward & Squilliam
4. Victorian Crisis OR Cranking the Love Shaft » reviews
Another one of those typical vore meets rescue meets one night stand meets life of bondage and prostitution simply to try to redeem a soul which wasn't damned in the first place. Well, I guess that is a little atypical now that I think about it.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-25-09 - Published: 9-17-09 - Squidward & Squilliam
5. Fall In Love Like A Porn Star reviews
Squidward had known all along that Squilliam was capable of making money even without his family's prestige. He just hadn't expected his eventual career path to be so...visceral. Slash, lemon, tentacle rape. Well, not so much the last one.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-19-09 - Squidward & Squilliam
6. Be My Guest reviews
When Squilliam had referred to the initiation process as "phallic", he'd meant symbolically. How was he supposed to know Roger would take it literally?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-10-09 - Squilliam & Squidward - Complete
7. One of Those Rich Boy Kinks reviews
After his father is murdered, Squilliam needs someone to comfort him. Squidward's as good a guy as any to fulfill that role. Not gonna lie, though, the girl scout uniform thing IS kinda odd, even for Squilliam. For Band8PGeek. Somewhat implied slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-30-09 - Squilliam & Squidward - Complete
8. And a Smile reviews
And you smile at me and shrug and let the tears roll unbidden. “Nothing’s forever, Squiddy.”
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-28-09 - Squidward & Squilliam - Complete
9. Poking Leads to Pregnancy » reviews
After a crazed attempt to impress his parents, SpongeBob has to deal with nine months of hard labor. Rated for hot steamy sex, expletives, male pregnancy, interspecies relationships, and lots of gayness.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,085 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 8-17-09 - Published: 5-22-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick
10. Rubber Rainbow » reviews
After his parents catch him in a compromising position with his best friend, fourteen year old SpongeBob is sent away to homosexuality aversion camp. Rated for slash and sexual content.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 12-8-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick
11. The Grooming of Squilliam Fancyson reviews
There are certain privileges reserved for the wealthy. Privileges one can only earn with the right amount of training. Incest, pedophilia, non-con, child abuse.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-28-09 - Squilliam
12. It's More Likely Than You Think reviews
Squilliam was absolutely crazy about his completely adorable boyfriend. Although he had to admit, his ex still worked those tight pants nicely. But who invited his drunken rival again? Foursome, slash, crack, PWP.
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Homestar Runner - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-25-09 - Squilliam - Complete
13. Frailty reviews
“Go ahead and cry, Squilliam. You look absolutely gorgeous when your heart is breaking." Slash
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-24-09 - Squidward & Squilliam - Complete
14. Let Them Eat Sponge Cake » reviews
After his boyfriend's kidnapped, Squilliam goes on a quest to rescue him-with the aide of his boyfriend's best friend, of course. Slash: Squill/Sponge, one-sided Pat/Sponge, a touch of Squid/Squill, a dash of Squid/Sponge, etc.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,358 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-21-09 - Published: 5-13-09 - Squilliam & SpongeBob - Complete
15. Truly a Fancy Man reviews
Squilliam was willing to do anything to get on that show. Prequel to House Fancy. Rated for language and slashiness. Probably could be T, but . . . eh, I'll let you decide.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-12-09 - Squilliam - Complete
16. You Forgot the Pickles reviews
Bubble Bass buys SpongeBob from Mr. Krabs. Hilarity ensues. And by hilarity, I mean rape. Bubble Bass/SpongeBob rape, a bit of PatBob fluff, language, etc.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-27-09 - SpongeBob - Complete
17. Royally Screwed reviews
Because what's a king without a queen by his side? AU version of Rule of Dumb. Slash, language, rape, etc.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-27-09 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete
18. Fool in SpongeBob reviews
It's April first once again, and Patrick has a prank up his sleeve. Idiotic Pat/Sponge one-shot.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-6-09 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete
19. One Night Only reviews
When I told you I loved you, I thought you understood that I just meant for one night.” Squid/Sponge
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-25-09 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete
20. Don't Be Stupid reviews
Even someone as dense as Patrick knows the difference between making love and rape, right? Squid/Sponge/Pat lemon for Ms. Ginny Snape.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-23-09 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete
21. Fangirls are Easy reviews
It turns out if you’re two dudes hanging outside the front doors of Yaoi-Con, you might risk looking a little gay or something. Slash.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-19-09 - Complete
22. E is for Embarrassingly Erotic Endorphins reviews
“What do you say, Squiddy? Wild sex orgy with frenemies?” Well, a nice sentiment to live by, Squilliam, but I don't think a group of four counts as an orgy. Lime, slash, etc. Birthday fic for Band8PGeek. May she have mercy on my soul.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-28-09 - Squilliam & Squidward - Complete
23. It's Raining Gay reviews
Mr. Krabs has very flamboyant taste in music. And this sentence structure is completely and totally awkward.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-13-09 - Mr. Krabs - Complete
24. Patrick Pornstar reviews
Some things are best left unspoken.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-4-09 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete
25. Sing a Song of PatBob reviews
Cliches abound when you take lines from several songs and inject them into a Pat/Sponge fic.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-2-09 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete
26. Lemonade » reviews
Thirty Pat/Sponge lemons in thirty days. How hard can it be? M for the OBVIOUS reasons, people.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 1-27-09 - SpongeBob & Patrick
27. Yukari Tanizaki: Sexual Harasser reviews
Kaorin just wanted a little advice about her beloved Sakaki. Implied shoujo ai.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-2-09 - Kaorin & Yukari T. - Complete
28. In the Name of Science reviews
Sandy needed a test subject. SpongeBob was available. It was just for science . . . or at least that's what they kept telling themselves. My very first Spandy fic, y'all! Rated for . . . uh . . .you-know-what.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-21-09 - Sandy & SpongeBob - Complete
29. Naughty Schoolgirl reviews
Do you love me now, Squidward?" Squid/Sponge slash
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-12-09 - Squidward & SpongeBob
30. The Duel reviews
Unexplained changes in species almost ALWAYS result in a body-part comparison. Show me yours, I'll let you touch mine . . . or however it is the expression goes. Plotless Sponge/Pat, in human form just to make sure I covered every cliche.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-10-09 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete
31. Say My Name, Baby reviews
Butch demanded a little respect! He WOULD get James to say his name. Kokoshipping . . . as in Butch/James. As in yaoi.
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-8-09 - James/Kojirō & Butch/Kosaburō - Complete
32. Trippy reviews
Patrick hadn't expected SpongeBob to trip and fall on his "snake". So did it make it that wrong that he took advantage of it?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-8-09 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete
33. Lying on the Job reviews
SpongeBob embraces his inability to be loved. Crappy sequel to Honest Loss. Please kill me now .
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-6-09 - SpongeBob & Squidward - Complete
34. Scratch and Cream reviews
Patrick takes advantage of SpongeBob's . . . um . . . special time of the month. Slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-4-09 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete
35. Fluffy reviews
Hmm . . . dunno what to put here. Mindless Pat/Sponge sex comedy? Sure, that's as good a summary as any. Very mild M.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-27-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete
36. Cherry Pie reviews
Christmas gets especially hot this year at the SquarePants' residence. Squid/Sponge/Pat lemon for Poisonetta. Fully equipped for flamage.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-24-08 - Squidward & Patrick - Complete
37. Knowingly reviews
100 word Sponge/Squid drabble. How much more boring . . . er, I mean fun . . .can you get? Eh, at least it's short.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-23-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete
38. Apology Accepted reviews
Breaking and entering-one way of getting Patrick to fully appreciate SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete
39. 1000 Jesus Gorillas reviews
Patrick just wanted to have some fun in an unusual location. Too bad things always seemed to go wrong when it came to the two of them. Nonsense Sponge/Pat smut, with a completely nonsense title . . . seriously, the title has nothing to do with the fic.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-15-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete
40. Dressing Down reviews
Squidward finally finds some use for that maid's outfit he had lying around. Squilliam/Squidward.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-11-08 - Squilliam & Squidward - Complete
41. My Biggest Fan » reviews
My Biggest Fanatic spoilers. Kevin has been unable to concentrate on his life since a certain encounter with a yellow poriferin. SLASH.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-9-08 - Published: 2-16-08 - SpongeBob
42. Ivory Smile reviews
You won’t ever be more to him than quickie behind the garbage. Trash behind the trash. Pat/Sponge
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-8-08 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete
43. Holier Than Thou reviews
The biggest debate in the history of the Krusty Krab-and it had nothing to do with the secret formula! Although technically it DID have to do with meat, of sorts. Rated for language and sexual content.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-7-08 - Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob - Complete
44. Chicka Cherry Cola reviews
All great couples are supposed to have a love song. Guess that just meant they weren't meant to be. Pat/Sponge fluff. Title has nothing to do with fic; I just like that song.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-5-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete
45. Shrinky Dinks reviews
It wasn't cheating. It was just business. Sponge/Plankton slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-1-08 - Plankton & SpongeBob - Complete
46. Closer reviews
The fine line between love and regret, fried in a crunchy sorta-Pat/Sponge coating. Rated for stuff involving things and other odd happenings.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-28-08 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete
47. ShotaBob UkePants reviews
The results of watching way too much hentai. Indeed, tis slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-27-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete
48. Seme Nonsense reviews
SpongeBob decides to give it like a real man. Patrick takes it like a disgruntled woman. Everyone is miserable. Rated for slash and not-quite-lemon.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-19-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete
49. An Evil as Old as the Galaxy reviews
Jessie is out to prove her partner's sexual orientation, lest her little heart burst with the hatred of the ultimate cliche. Rocketshipping nonsense and/or smut.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-17-08 - James/Kojirō & Jessie/Musashi - Complete
50. SpongeBoy, Me Bob! reviews
Discussing company policy usually didn't get so . . . forceful. One-sided, forced Krabs/Sponge.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-16-08 - Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob - Complete
51. Greatest Typographical Error EVER reviews
Everything SpongeBob had ever known about himself was a lie. But Patrick didn't seem to mind so much. Slash and lime mild lime-barely a lime at all .
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-12-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete
52. Over and Over and Over Again reviews
Things get REAL crazy after 8:30. Horribly written Sponge/Pat lemon. Add in the fluff and this just might be the single most OOC thing you'll read all week. Curious yet?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-12-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete
53. Flipping Out reviews
SpongeBob was willing to do anything to keep from being lonely. Even some unorthodox "grilling". Rated for the second half of my penname.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-10-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete
54. The Token Tentacle Hentai Fic reviews
The bitter taste of betraying the one you love, mixed with calamari. Slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-9-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete
55. How to Write Slash: A Retrospect reviews
An author's guide to her delusions regarding SpongeBob's sexual orientation. Yup, I'm bashing slash. Wait, what? I'm BASHING SLASH?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-9-08 - SpongeBob & Squidward - Complete
56. Like, Totally Love, Duh! reviews
Patrick and Mindy are, like, totally in love for, like, ever! OMG! You gotta read this cuz it, like, rocks!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-7-08 - Patrick - Complete
57. In a Bind reviews
For Poisonetta. Squidward gets back at SpongeBob after years of annoyance. Slash and rape, baby.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-5-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete
58. Lolli Lolli Lolli reviews
Friends don't let friends suck off Popsicles. At least not without a little help. Um, rated for . . . innuendo.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-5-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete
59. Idiot Boy reviews
Alternative ending to WhoBob WhatPants. Cold, alone, and no identity, he has to make a living somehow. Rated for . . .prostitution?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-5-08 - SpongeBob - Complete
60. Set You Free reviews
It was the greatest night of SpongeBob's life. It was also the last night of SpongeBob's life. Go figure.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-5-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete
61. Fifty Levels of Hot, Dirty Lovin' reviews
Yeah, I basically ripped the idea off a much more capable writer. Oh well. Stupid drabble Sponge/Pat fic. I got nothing to help summarize this. You'll just have to check it out yourself.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-4-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete
62. Come At Work reviews
Fun times in a freezer with SpongeBob and Squidward. What could possibly go wrong? Rated for sexuality and yes, tis slash .
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-3-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete
63. Bath Beads as a Front reviews
The joys of voyeurism, as discovered by Patrick Star. Rated for slash. Challenge inside.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-26-08 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete
64. Crazy 'Bout You reviews
One sponge. About a million mental quirks. How many pills to fill in the gaps? Rated for crazy, OOC madness. Literally, I do mean madness. That pun was completely intended. Not an ACTUAL guide to bipolar disorder or OCD. Don't take this crap literally.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-24-08 - SpongeBob - Complete
65. Why in the Heck? reviews
Tomo just needed a warm up for the sports festival. Osaka was just as good of an exercise as any. Tomo/Osaka yuri. Rated for sexuality, perversion, and utter lack of tact pretty mild for M, though, all things considered .
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-22-08 - Tomo T. & Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete
66. Basic Math for the Sexually Confused reviews
Just how did being in love with SpongeBob make Sandy a lesbian? And what is docking, anyway? And why am I craving Pop Tarts? These questions may or may not be answered. Rated for slash, language, etc. My usual MO.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-17-08 - Sandy & SpongeBob - Complete
67. Falling For You reviews
How far do you go when you love someone? Do you give them your heart? Your body? Your soul? And when you lose them, how much of your own self is lost as well? Rated for slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-7-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete
68. Honest Loss reviews
Friendship meant telling the truth no matter what. But he hadn't expected to truth to be quite so real.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-2-08 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete
69. Option Three reviews
SpongeBob's body is betraying him. Luckily, Patrick knows just how to fix him. Rated for, uh, big shocker here, SLASH, SEXUAL CONTENT, SLASH, and SLASH! Have I made that clear enough yet?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-1-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete
70. Seventh Tentacle reviews
Just who did SpongeBob think he was, laughing all the time? Squid/Sponge of a most inappropriate nature.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-26-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete
71. Invisible Spray and the Perks that Follow reviews
What other mayhem did SpongeBob and Patrick get into whilest trampsing about invisible and in the buff? All dialogue, slashy smut.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-23-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete
72. Escape from FangirlCrackLand reviews
After being kidnapped by a deranged authoress, can SpongeBob and Patrick fight the evil fabulousness of an "alternative lifestyle"? Or maybe that's all they've been longing for all along. And who the heck put Rocky Horror Picture Show in Bikini Bottom?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-19-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete
73. Botched Abortions and a Second Thing reviews
What in the world would drive someone to anger the one person they love? Patrick/SpongeBob slash. Rated for bold faced perversion.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-4-08 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete
74. I L My BF SB, Even if He Had S with his BFF reviews
Squidward thought SpongeBob was pure. But could a secret from his middle school days involving a certain starfish change everything?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-13-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete
75. Blanket reviews
My first and probably last attempt at fluff. Squidward needs to get SpongeBob out of his bed. Yes, there be slash. Pretty mild, though.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-12-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete
76. The Ultimate Question reviews
SpongeBob has questions. Squidward is in denial. And Patrick can't wait to play along. Absolutely no straightness present.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-9-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete
77. Cavity Search reviews
What happens in jail stays in jail.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-7-08 - SpongeBob - Complete
78. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III some reviews
Written solely to disgust. Plotless pornographic gang banging involving Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and our favorite naive bundle of joy, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-22-08 - Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy - Complete
79. Queer Infatuations reviews
Sandy and SpongeBob are completely in love . . . sort of.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-10-08 - Sandy & SpongeBob - Complete
80. An Excellent Choice My Darling reviews
The health inspector from Nasty Patty gets his revenge the only way he knows how. And SpongeBob makes such a lovely pet. Rated for sexual content, violence, and necrophilia. Please flame.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-10-08 - SpongeBob - Complete
81. Look, Don't Touch reviews
All he wanted was to see Squidward's "thing".
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-10-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete
82. I May Have Been Stoned When I Wrote This reviews
Sequel to "I Was Not Stoned etc. etc. . Squidward has some intimate questions he needs answered. And who better to accompany him than Marilyn Manson and Jesus Christ?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-10-08 - Squidward - Complete
83. I Was Not Stoned When I Wrote This reviews
When three of the greatest celebrities of all time: Dakoda Fanning, Michael Moore, and SpongeBob SquarePants, go on a journey to consult the oracle of Apollo, only chaos can ensue. Randomly terrible assignment written for Mythology.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-19-08 - SpongeBob - Complete
84. Hypothetically reviews
Squidward/SpongeBob monologue. Squidward poses an intiguing theory to SpongeBob. Slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-1-08 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete
85. Driver's Ed reviews
The key to SpongeBob getting his license is merely relaxation. And Patrick may be just the guy to make him . . . well, loosen up. Slash, sexual content, all around nastiness.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-1-08 - Patrick & SpongeBob - Complete
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