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Author has written 61 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Weiss Kreuz, Good Omens, 21 Jump Street, Star Wars, House, M.D., Star Trek: 2009, StarTrek: The Original Series, Lord of the Rings, Heroes, and Dexter. The saga of my fandom career (and I know you are dying to hear it) began in Lord of the Rings and then branched out into some Harry Potter and the fandom love of my life, Good Omens. Somehow this led me to a love of the ridiculous anime Weiß Kreuz which lends itself to drabbles and crack wonderfully. I then dabbled in some Johnny Depp and Ewan McGregor centric stuff, got a little sidetracked in the Star Wars fandom. In an oddly mainstream move, I began madly shipping House/Wilson. But on the other hand I've also boldly gone into the Star Trek fandom and fallen in love with the terribly traditional Kirk/Spock. And now am entrenched in Star Trek RPS (Pinto), but I can't post that here, so go to my LJ if you so desire :P THE FIC I WRITE IS SLASH SO YOU KNOW JUST FYI. GOOGLE IT. Also I'm pretty sure I don't own any of the characters I write about. | |||||||
1. Prime DirectiveCrowley/Aziraphale and Kirk/Spock slash. And by crossover I of course mean Crowley and Aziraphale messing about in Star Trek 'verse, with a side of Kirk/Spock.Crossover - Good Omens & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,029 - Published: 11-8-11 - Complete2. Five Times Crowley Tried to Seduce Aziraphale reviewsCrowley/Aziraphale slash. After the Cuban Missile Crisis doesn't pan out, Crowley figures seducing Aziraphale will land him a commendation. Crowley temps; Aziraphale thwarts. And I've clearly been watching too much Mad Men.Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-8-11 - A. Crowley & Aziraphale - Complete3. Second Nature » reviewsCrowley/Aziraphale slash. Of post-Apocalyptic apparitions.Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,691 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-8-11 - A. Crowley & Aziraphale - Complete4. All the Songs I Have Ever Heard reviewsFrodo/Sam slash. "I feel like spring after winter, and sun on the leaves; and like trumpets and harps and all the songs I have ever heard!" Takes place in Minas Tirith.Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-8-11 - Frodo B. & Samwise G. - Complete5. So That Others May Keep Them reviewsFrodo/Sam slash. A post-Quest pre-Havens angst fest. "It must often be so, Sam, when things are in danger: some one has to give them up, lose them, so that others may keep them."Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-3-11 - Frodo B. & Samwise G. - Complete6. On the Island of Misfit Toys reviewsSylar/Luke slash. Luke gets Sylar drunk. Shenanigans ensue.Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-3-11 - Sylar/Gabriel G. & Luke C. - Complete7. Survival Value reviewsHouse/Wilson slash. Non-explicit House/Cuddy. Spoilers up to Season 7, Episode 12, "You Must Remember This"; takes place after that episode.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-3-11 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete8. Senseless reviewsFrodo/Sam slash. The Ring messes Frodo up, and Sam fixes it.Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-3-11 - Frodo B. & Samwise G. - Complete9. All Bad Poetry reviewsFrodo/Sam slash. Pre-Quest fluff. "All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling." – Oscar WildeLord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-5-11 - Frodo B. & Samwise G. - Complete10. Threat Grin reviewsSylar/Dexter slash. This fic was an excuse for first person narrative and a sexy serial killer fiesta of fucked up doom. Warnings: Ummm these are serial killers? A bit of blood with a generous helping of fucked-up-ed-ness.Crossover - Heroes & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-21-10 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete11. Rules of Counterpoint reviewsFrodo/Sam slash. This pairing was my first OTP, and it's high time I wrote for them. Musically infused Shire fluff. Wherein Frodo is the Paris Conservatoire and Sam is Debussy.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-21-10 - Frodo B. & Samwise G. - Complete12. The Right Place at the Right Time reviewsQui-Gon Jinn/Obi-Wan Kenobi slash. Why, in my own slashy universe, Anakin and Obi-Wan never did get along.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,957 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-6-09 - Qui-Gon J. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete13. Ad libitum reviewsKirk/Spock slash. My lame attempt at Spock POV. Also I seem to have completely forgotten about Uhura.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-6-09 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete14. Forgetting is So Long reviewsKirk/Spock slash. Finally submitting to the lure of TOS fic. The result was pretty angsty/sappy.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-6-09 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete15. What We Do reviewsHouse/Wilson slash. Angsty Tritter arc smut.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-6-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete16. Pleasure is the Law reviewsHouse/Wilson slash. This is solely based on the line that keeps on giving, "Why not date you?"House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-30-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete17. Our Business is Rejoicing reviewsCrowley/Aziraphale slash. In Soviet Russia, music writes you!Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-30-09 - A. Crowley & Aziraphale - Complete18. Only Human reviewsKirk/Spock slash. My first crack at Star Trek fic in the form of Abrams Verse smut.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-30-09 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete19. Everything reviewsHouse/Wilson slash. Angsty little fic taking place during 'Not Cancer'.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-30-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete20. Four Minutes and Thirtythree Seconds reviewsHouse/Wilson slash. Brief, angsty dialogue. And hopefully John Cage will be cool with my own particularly slashy reworking of his piece :PHouse, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-21-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete21. Intro to Philosophy reviewsHouse/Wilson slash. Of course we know the actual back story now, but I can't help that these things pop into my head by virtue of being in college myself :P And can I just say that my beta provided me with some awesome lines which I stole.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-21-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete22. Some Enchanted Evening reviewsHouse/Wilson slash. To temper the recent Huddy storm I give you slutty, drunken Wilson! At some point I read the words "Wilson strips" in regard to 'House Divided' and was inspired.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-21-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete23. Office RomanceHouse/Wilson slash. A bunch of vaguely connected drabbles with a general drift toward the melancholy, or, my attempt at becoming less wordy through the restrictions of the drabble.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Published: 5-21-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete24. Verisimilitude reviewsHouse/Wilson slash. All about House being in pain. Not any more angsty than an episode, I wouldn't say especially the recent ones! , but still you know generally melancholy. Pretty House-centric.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-21-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete25. Full Custody reviewsHouse/Wilson. The image of drunk!Wilson in this episode was just too irresistible. During 4.13, 'No More Mr. Nice Guy', following the scene at the bar.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-29-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete26. Idée Fixe reviewsHouse/Wilson. Directly after 5.07, 'The Itch'.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-29-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete27. Quite Contrary reviewsHouse/Wilson, OC. What must those other people in the elevator think?House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-29-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete28. Change We Need reviewsThis is some brief, vaguely angsty, mostly pointless, and indulgently philosophical Wilson POV. Directly after 5.16, 'The Softer Side'.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-29-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete29. Ante Up reviewsHouse/Wilson. Pretty prominently PWP. Set during 2.17, 'All In'.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-29-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete30. Pigtails reviewsHouse/Wilson, includes a fair amount of smut. Not much of a plot to be honest :PHouse, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,068 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-8-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete31. Eroica reviewsCrowley, Aziraphale, and grouchy Romantic composers.Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-6-08 - Complete32. A Word of Warningdrabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal 100/Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Published: 7-16-08 - Schuldig & Farfarello - Complete33. Blasphemous reviewsdrabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal 100/Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-16-08 - Schuldig & B. Crawford - Complete34. Clichedrabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal 100/Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Published: 7-16-08 - Complete35. Correspondence reviewsdrabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal 100/Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-16-08 - B. Crawford & Schuldig - Complete36. Curiositydrabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal 100/Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Published: 7-16-08 - B. Crawford & Schuldig - Complete37. Fashion Sensedrabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal 100/Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Published: 7-16-08 - Youji K. & Omi T. - Complete38. Feastingdrabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal 100/Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 7-16-08 - Farfarello - Complete39. Forward to Time Pastdrabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal 100/Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Published: 7-16-08 - Nagi N. - Complete40. Forwardsdrabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal 100/Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Published: 7-16-08 - Youji K. - Complete41. Heistdrabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal 100/Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Published: 7-16-08 - Schuldig - Complete42. Kiss and Telldrabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal 100/Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Published: 7-16-08 - B. Crawford & Schuldig - Complete43. Old Bonesdrabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal 100/Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Published: 7-16-08 - B. Crawford - Complete44. Schwarz in Space Space Space reviewsdrabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal 100/Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-16-08 - B. Crawford & Schuldig - Complete45. Swords Crosseddrabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal 100/Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Published: 7-16-08 - Schuldig - Complete46. White Outdrabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal 100/Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Published: 7-16-08 - Schuldig - Complete47. Phantom Menace reviewsQui-Gon/Obi-Wan slash. This is the result of Spike's Star Wars marathon leading to my rediscovery of a. my love for Star Wars, b. my love for Ewan, c. my distaste for Anakin in general.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-4-08 - Qui-Gon J. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete48. Except Because reviewsTom Hanson/Doug Penhall. I've valiantly fought my need to write a 21 Jump Street fic for about a year, but it looks like one slipped out anyway.21 Jump Street - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-30-08 - Complete49. Some Work for Immortality reviewsCrowley/Aziraphale slash. This was something of a PWP until Emily Dickinson insinuated herself into it. Yet another interpretation of the Arrangement. And a bookstore. I'm not good at summaries. :PGood Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-8-08 - A. Crowley & Aziraphale - Complete50. Up Above It's So Fair reviewsAziraphale goes home for Christmas. Or at least back to heaven.Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-10-0851. Spring the Sacred reviewsCrowley, Aziraphale, and Stravinsky on the eve of WWI.Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,630 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-10-08 - A. Crowley & Aziraphale52. Simulation reviewsSome vague crossoverness. Also, I fear this will only really make sense to some people. However, I know said people are out there, darn it.Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-10-0853. Remembering Things reviewsHave taken certain liberties in concordance with a "the Bible doesn't always get it 100% nice and accurate" mentality. I was going to blame The Passion of the Christ for preying upon my ignorance, but it all worked out in the end. Just know that I've reGood Omens - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-10-08 - Complete54. Method In It reviewsThis is how I distracted myself while attempting to write a paper, the topic of which should quickly become evident—I knew I'd find a way to put my classes to good use! Know that the opinions expressed by the characters are not necessarily shared by theGood Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-10-0855. HemiolaI had to write a paper about maps. You explain to me how that makes sense, because I still don't get it. I chose London because I stare at it a lot on GoogleEarth. It occurred to me that nobody had written fic about Crowley and Aziraphale during this pGood Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,658 - Published: 2-10-0856. Firebird » reviewslight Crowley/Aziraphale slash. "In the background Crowley and Aziraphale met on the tops of buses, and in art galleries, and at concerts, compared notes, and smiled."Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,817 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-10-08 - Complete57. Fascinating Little Restaurants Where They Know You reviewsCrowley is bored. Aziraphale endures it. Not as dirty as it sounds, just quietly slashy.Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-10-0858. My Idea of Nothing To Do reviewsAn idea stuck me. I elaborated on it and, lo and behold, a fic was born. This probably takes place pre-Kapital, I think.Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-10-08 - Schuldig & B. Crawford59. The Accursed Huntsman reviewsCrawford/Schuldig slash. This is a very fluffy and pointless little piece. A day in the life of Schwarz. Perhaps a bit AU due to the time frame.Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-10-08 - Nagi N. & Schuldig - Complete60. Accent reviewsThis is, in fact, a drabble gone horribly wrong. And just for the record, I happen to approve of Schuldig's tastes in clothing. And if there are any factual, um, inaccuracies in this, well, pretend there aren't. :P I swear it makes sense.Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-10-08 - Schuldig & B. Crawford - Complete61. To This Moment a Rebel reviewsJack Sparrow/Cutler Beckett. I hate to admit it but this was my first full on smut fic, and it's all thanks to Johnny Depp!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-10-08 - Cutler B. & Jack S. - Complete
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