Salut, mes amis!

Hi my friends! I'm here to write fanfictions! My fics are bad, so don't expect too much. I'm happy ALL the time. Most people are skeptical that anyone can be happy all the time, but those who know me realize that this is indeed the truth. I find something to be happy about even in the worst situation. I live by the saying "When you feel that things are at their worst, try to enjoy yourself the most". I have a rather unnerving addiction to Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. I blame my friends for this, as they are the ones who got me hooked on it. I see yuri as an unnecessary, creepy, rather sickening blemish on our society. Yaoi is a COMPLETE different story. I tend to look upon yaoi as a girly thing. It fits right in with ice cream. Ice cream, shopping, and... other stuff.

Recently, I realized that my anonymous reviews were disabled. That was an accident. They have been re enabled. I apologize to all my readers without accounts, or who are just too lazy to log in (we all do it sometimes).

Current works that may or may not get posted:

An Ace Attorney fic with a pairing (I'll give you a hint... it isn't yaoi) not yet revealed to the general public

A Naomi/L pairing multi chaptered thing I've been writing

Several fics I used to bribe my friend out of using me for the part of doom. Now, Maya is the unlucky one

A Tamora Pierce fic with an OC that has arrived to destabilize the realm built under the Contes

I'm planning to post a revenge fic, since one codename Franziska has begun posting a fic I tried to blackmail her out of posting.

A fic I wrote with Franziaka, it connects all of our inside jokes in a logical, yet cracky way. A major crossover, including but not limited to: Romeo & Juliet, Phoenix Wright, Kodomo no Omocha, Prince of Tennis, and our screwy lives.

This is me...

Name: I'll not say! But my most commonly used nicknames are Maggey and Rebeccer. Recently, Saffy has also been a new one.

Age: I'm neither young, nor old.

Location: I live on Earth. Most of the time, anyway.

Height: short...

Favorite drink: water. tea.

Favorite food: POCKY!! (A long story ends with me guzzling 20 sticks of pocky at Multi-cultural week, and two packs at anime night, along with a small army of chocolate covered espresso beans.)

Favorite game: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney wins(I blame Codenames Franziska von Fuji and Maya for getting me addicted to this game.) . The Sims 2 pulls a narrow second, and Street Fighter Alpha 3 pulls a ultra close third.

Favorite pairings: Lets see. under the yaoi department, we have Phoenix/Edgeworth, Oishi/Eiji (I blame codename von Fuji), Kazama/Shinogu, and Kayashima/Nakatsu. Under all other departments, we have Phoenix/Mia, Akito/Sana, Maggey/Gumshoe, Nina/Yuta, Kel/Dom, Alanna/Jonathan, Hermione/Fred or George, Henrietta/Giuseppe, Hilshire/Triela, Eragon/Nasuada, Hatsumi/Ryoki, Hatsumi/Azuza, Ayu/Tetsushi. These aren't really catagorized, I just wrote them as they popped into my head. Everyone who can name some of the Anime/Games/Books these are from gets a yet undecided reward. Except the Harry Potter one. That should be painfully obvious to all people whom I wouldn't shun.

Favorite Fic Genre: Humor/Crack

If you could broadcast one sentence to be viewed globally by everyone in the world, what would it be: "Tezuka is better than everyone else! And that includes the entire world!"

Set your eyes on the prize! Your ultimate prize is...: YAY! I GET A PRIZE?

I have an abnormal number of favorite quotes, here are some of them:

"I'm so shallow I'm surprised I don't reflect myself." Nealan of Queenscove

"I'd like to find whoever taught the Stump that extra work builds character and push him down the stairs." Nealan of Queenscove

"This coffee tastes like death! Is is decaf?" Prosecutor Godot. Actually, I think he was Diego Armando at the time, but who really cares?

"So, Fong needs a date for some random event..." Me, and Codename Franziska. Ha, I loved that one! I'd post the rest of this quote here, but it'll make us look weirder than we already do... but Codename Franziska should be able to finish this...

Me:"Franny! Hi! Isn't it a wonderful day to be alive?!" Codename Franziska: "I'm having a fuck my life day..."

"Those who can play tennis, play tennis. Those who can't, play badminton." Me, Codename Franziska, Codename Maya All people who play badminton: WE APOLOGIZE!

"Houston : oh ho ho! is that you Nickolai or is that my turd?" Codename Maya

"Does that make Fong a necrophiliac?" Me, after having a really random conversation with codename Franziska

"Ye olde yaoi!" Me again, after a classmate asked the teacher if Shakespeare was gay.

"I had to pay Tufty with the sacred dollar!" Me, after having the worst experience of my life!

"Tufty is gonna work in Customs some day." Codename Franziska, after I told her the above

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed." I don't know who wrote this!

"If I reach a point in my life when Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up, I don't want to wake up." Who?

"This fundraiser will be no sweat. I'll draw Fuji, you draw Tezuka, and we'll advertise with Golden Pair. After all, Golden Pair can sell anything."Codename Franziska

"Do you think we ought to get some hormone replacement packs in for emergencies, darling? One day you could come home sweetie, and find me just a toothless old wad of gum on the floor." Edina Monsoon, Absolutely Fabulous. Episode: Birthday

"Time is like a stretched elastic band. You can't let it go or it'll come back and take your eye out." Patsy Stone, Absolutely Fabulous. Episode: Fish Farm

"Bubble - 'Hoover! Hoover!'
Eddy - 'You have to turn it on, not just make the noise!'" Bubble and Edina, Absolutely Fabulous. Episode: Cleanin'

"A bawd, a bawd! This saucy nurse slapped me!" English class kid, after I gave him what he deserved. To see what he said to me, visit xXkanpekixX's profile.

"I've seen Inui's butt and lived. I'm dead on the inside though." Franziska

"Brittany Spears didn't shave her head. That was a cover up. She really saw Inui's butt and it all fell out." Me, in English

"Anything new gives my lord of Cavall a nosebleed." Nealan of Queenscove, Chapter 2, page 41

"Psh, even the corpses fight back!" me to Franziska, when discussing the infamous Fong

"Ok, so after Juliet pretends to die, she wakes up, not in the Capulet tomb, but it Fong's room. She looks up at Fong and starts screaming 'I'm not dead! Let me go! Help!' and Fong says 'That's what they all say, pretty corpse!'" Myself and Franziska, joking about Fong being a necrophiliac

"Is there some sort of "Kick Me" sign stuck to the defense's bench!?" Miles Edgeworth

My friend Franziska: Oh my god! That's my Bio teacher there! (Stirtz runs by). Me: HAHAHA! TEACHERS aren't supposed to RUN! Me

"Pizza Mia! I see the pizza! WHERE IS MIA? I want 1 pizza Mia, hold the pizza! No cheese! Wait... EXTRA CHEESE! And the delivery girl better be named Mia, or she'll be Missing In Action. WHICH SPELLS MIA!!" Codename Franziska & Me imitating Fong

(talking about L from Death Note) Me: I doubt his hygiene is great.

Franziska: He looks like he wears the same thing every day!

Me: I doubt he washes it! I don't think he ever even washes himself!

Franziska: Now, go easy on him. He probably washes about... every month.

Me: Yeah, with the dishes, AND his laundry!

Franziska: He just grabs the dishes and jumps in with his 1 outfit on!

Me: In some puddle...

Franziska: Of stagnant water!

Me: I don't know why the artist draws shine on his hair. I don't think he uses Garnier or anything!

Franziska: He uses Loreal. Because he's worth it (we start to laugh hysterically)

Me: Yeah... he's worth Light, but that's about it.

Franziska: We need to write a fan fic on this! We'll call it...

Unison: L'S SHAMPOO!

Franziska: The unison is SERIOUSLY starting to scare me! Us, the weirdos. The actual quote is all underlined. This was a fun day in English!

"I'm off to the library! (sees textbook return waiting line) DAMN! I'M NOT WAITING IN THAT LINE! I'LL THROW MY BOOK THROUGH THE LIBRARY WINDOW BEFORE I WAIT IN THAT! Hmmm... maybe I'd hit someone...and kill them! That'd make Fong's day!" Me. On textbook return day

"You can't have a good Fourth of July unless, by the end of the day, you're incapacitated by meat sweats! Nothing like a good meat sweat!" My dad

"She's a good enough looking girl, but still - French" Auntie Muriel, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. ANd if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and cry and scream forever and ever, until the end of time. But he loves you." George Carlin

"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol is a guy nailed to two pieces of wood" George Carlin, on religion

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity" George Carlin

"Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" George Carlin

"I'm not concerned about all Hell breaking loose. I'm more concerned about a PART of Hell breaking loose. It'll be much harder to detect" George Carlin

"If you cant beat them, arrange to have them beaten" George Carlin

"Standing ovations are far to commonplace. What we really need are ovations where the audience members all begin to punch and kick one another." George Carlin. I should've put these up earlier, but now I'm doing it because he's dead.

"The very existence of flame throwers proves that some time, some where, someone said to themselves 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm too far away to get the job done'" George Carlin

"If crime-fighters fight crime, and fire-fighters fight fire, what do freedom-fighters fight? They never mention that to us, do they?" Carlin

"I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?" George Carlin

"When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?" George Carlin

"It's a fashion show, and you've had six months to prepare! How hard can it be? Angle some lights, put on some music, find some people who've thrown up everything they've ever eaten and send them down a catwalk!" Saffron Monsoon, Absolutely Fabulous, episode: Fashion

"Baby/Jesus never sleeps/When you're being a sinner/Yeah, he'll eat you for dinner" Puddle of Mudd, Being me Down