xxtarragonxx
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since: 02-09-08, id: 1496228, Profile Updated: 01-13-13
country: USA
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Death Note, and Chobits.

Hello World!


Wow it has honestly been almost three years since I last even set foot upon this site, I am so sorry. To make a long self-pitying stupid story short, I have returned a better and more mature person just in general.

raichanni !

is still my best friend, you should check out her new stuff, it's great! (:

I'll be looking at my past stories, probably cringing the whole time, and I'll try to rewrite them. Most likely, they'll stay as-is. Bit by Byte, however went through an overhaul and is now updated with a new chapter, I'm going to focus on Bit by Byte for a while as well as pushing through a new story, which will be ANGST! I have long wanted to write angst but never could correctly, now I think I can...

I AM STILL THE SAME RANDOM PERSON, JUST WITH THREE YEARS MORE EXPERIENCE! Ha ha ha.

If you're still checking up on my stuff even though it's been so long, thank you, I love you.

ONCE AGAIN BIT BY BYTE IS GOING THROUGH AN OVERHAUL


You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself. (oohh yeahhh. ;D)

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

(Uhh ; That's nice)

FAQ TIME.

Are you a girl?
Yes. :D I am so such a girl. Wait...lemme check...yep, still a girl.

Why don't you update faster?
Becauuuusseee. -whine-

Favorite fandom to write?
Naruto, but surprisingly, I have some HP fics that I just haven't bothered to put up yet. :P

Why did you delete almost all of your stories?
Because they sucked. ):

Marry me?
Sure. ;D

Are you a fat 6th grader with no life?
No, I'm a fat 9th grader with no life, thank you very much.

Why do you write Naruto as a girl?
Because me, being a girl, actually write Naruto better when he's a girl. Because I can like, relate...and shit. WHATEVER.

Would you write HP as a girl?
For some odd reason...no.

What are your future story plans?
Rawr. I venture into the field of angst. I am going to make you cry because you're sad, not because you're laughing! >D Oh, I am also going to incorporate Native American heritage into a story I am typing up. :D

Why do you bash Sakura?
I REALLY don't like her. Honest. Not just because I'm a yaoi fan, but because she was all about Sasuke and wasn't serious until SASUKE defected, and she only decided to become "strong" to bring Sasuke back. I think, that even though Kishimoto is trying to redeem her, because she's a main female character, she's still the Sakura that just graduated from the academy.

Favorite Pairings:

KakaNaru
SasuNaru
ItaNaru
ShikaNaru
SaiNaru
NejiNaru
LeeSaku (can't really put her with anyone else)
ShikaTema
KibaHina
I'm really just an uke!Naruto addict. ;D


1. Bit By Byte » reviews
When Sakura Haruno said she needed a persocom, she didn't really mean for one to drop out of the sky and hit her on the head, but hey, you take what you get, right? xOVER Most likely SLASH/YAOI.
Crossover - Naruto & Chobits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-13-13 - Published: 9-27-09 - Naruto U.
2. 99 Point 9 Percent Guaranteed » reviews
Naruto is the only one left with her kitty ears and tail in her entire senior class, so now there are many people after her virginity! -AU- -Fem!Naru- -High School Fic-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,091 - Reviews: 286 - Updated: 1-14-10 - Published: 6-8-08 - Naruto U.
3. Open Door reviews
Matt and Mello really should close the damned door. LEMON. Mattello Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-19-09 - Matt & Mello - Complete
4. Narubob Rasenganpants » reviews
OOOOOOOOH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?" "RASENGAN!" Hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-9-09 - Published: 8-30-08 - Naruto U.
5. By Golly It's Miss Molly! » reviews
Naruto a simple boy holding the Kyuubi... WHAT! He's a girl? How will he cope with the other males? SasuNaru,GaaNaru,ShikaNaru TenTenNaru friendship NaruSaku Friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,133 - Reviews: 307 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 3-15-08 - Naruto U. - Complete
6. I Can't Love Without You » reviews
Naruto has HAD it, and he leaves Sasuke for good, once his heart heals he finds himself falling for Gaara. What happens when Sasuke wants him back? SasuNaru, GaaNaru, LeeSaku, and a slight hint of ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 2-23-08 - Published: 2-11-08 - Gaara & Naruto U. - Complete