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PROFILE RECONSTRUCTION.

Yeeey.

Sup niggers? I'm Tarra, azn person.
That's right, I'm redoing my profile.
(now complete with FAQ~)

Studies show that after this, you guys will have a 40 more chance of finding me and choking me until I agree to update at least once a week.
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all...OHWELL 8D

You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

(Uhh ; That's nice)

1. Longest relationship:
Like, a month.

2. Shortest relationship:
Two days

3. How many people have you broken up with?:
One.

4. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you?
One

5. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were with?
Nope, never, sadly. XD

6. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
No, sorry. :C Unless friends count.

7. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
lol. no.

8. Have you ever cried over a boyfriend or girlfriend?
No, god this is getting repetitive.

9. Are you happy being single or in relationships?
Single, betch.

10. Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend?
No, I didn't even think of it. O: You're planting ideas into my head.

11. Have you ever been cheated on?
Ahaha, my relationships have been to short to be cheated on. XD

12. What is the most important PART of being in a relationship?
The fun! If it isn't fun, it's boring, and it won't last. ):

13. What is the worst part of being in a relationship?
The clinging. Really.

14. Worst relationship?
Uh, the one that lasted two days before we hated each other and broke up. C;

15. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Nopeee.

16. Do you talk to any of your exes?
All the time, most of us are pretty good friends now.

17. If you could go back in time and change things to where you could still be with one of your exes, would you?
NO. They all sucked. XD J/k, but still no, things happen for a reason? x.x

FAQ TIME.

Are you a girl?
NO. I'm a man now, I play football. -growl-

Why don't you update faster?
Becauuuusseee. -whine-

Favorite fandom to write?
Naruto, but surprisingly, I have some HP fics that I just haven't bothered to put up yet. :P

Why did you delete almost all of your stories?
Because they sucked. ):

Marry me?
Sure. ;D

Are you a fat 6th grader with no life?
No, I'm a fat 9th grader with no life, thank you very much.

Why do you write Naruto as a girl?
Because me, being a girl, actually write Naruto better when he's a girl. Because I can like, relate...and shit. WHATEVER.

Would you write HP as a girl?
For some odd reason...no.

What are your future story plans?
As far as Naruto? I might do a Naruto/Twilight crossover for the fucking hell of it. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Why do you bash Sakura?
I REALLY don't like her. Honest. Not just because I'm a yaoi fan, but because she was all about Sasuke and wasn't serious until SASUKE defected, and she only decided to become "strong" to bring Sasuke back. I think, that even though Kishimoto is trying to redeem her, because she's a main female character, she's still the Sakura that just graduated from the academy.

Favorite Pairings:

KakaNaru
SasuNaru
ItaNaru
ShikaNaru
SaiNaru
NejiNaru
Edward/Naruto (x-over w/ Twilight)
LeeSaku (can't really put her with anyone else)
ShikaTema
KibaHina
I'm really just an uke!Naruto addict. ;D

1- Naruto

2- Gaara

3- Itachi

4- Kakashi

5- Hinata

6- Sai

7- Shikamaru

8- Kiba

9- Yondaime/Minato

10- Temari

11- Kyuubi

12- Sasuke

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Sai and Kyuubi. Erm..no. And I probably wouldn't read one...like ever. XD

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Kakashi is sexy. He is the sexiest sensei ever.

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Ssasuke got Kiba pregnant? Holy fuck, I'd demand a lot of answers Kiba! D

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yup, only a few though. There's been a couple when Naruto goes back in time, when he comes back to life. :3

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Gaara and Sai. Hm, probably not, seeing as they don't know each other. But I guess it could work if someone wrote it properly.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Hinata and Temari or Hinata and Yondaime. I'd have to say Hinata and Temari. Even if Yondaime was alive, I could never imagine seeing them together. And I have read two fics with the pairing Hinata/Temari.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Shikamaru walking in on Gaara and Sasuke? I have a feeling that Shikamaru wouldn't notice them, and if he did, he'd ignore it and walk away. XD

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

ItachixTemari. Temari was lost, and he led the way out. It's hard to believe the person you love is a psychopath who's involved with a gang who's hunting for your little brother.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

KibaNaru does exist. XD

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Shikamaru and Sasuke? o-o Revenge is Troublesome

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No. XD

13) Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven?

Narutards at my school love drawing Kyuubi. They try to see who can make him as cute as possible.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Gaara/Kakashi/Hinata. I don't think a fanfic even like that exists in the ff.net world...so no. XD

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

STOP CALLING ME TROUBLESOME -cool wind jutsu-

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Kiba...hm.. Pimpin' All Over The World... It just sounds like a song Kiba would use to describe himself. XD

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

NarutoxSaixSasuke (Warning: Nosebleeds, yaoi, and hot man buttsex lies ahead)

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

O: Temari hitting on Gaara? "We're related, we're supposed to love each other like this. -wink-"

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Kyuubi on Kiba and Gaara? "There goes one fucked up couple."

20) How emo is Seven?

Lazy/emo. I guess he has to be somewhat emo, I mean with his mentor and friend being killed and all. :(