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I would also LOVE to point it out right now...
I ABSOLUTELY HATE ONE-SHOTS THAT SUPPORT SHIPPINGS!!
I'll read them occasionally when I'm bored but PLEASE at least try not to make the love to freaking obvious!! Nobody likes that in the show so why would you expect a different result in text!!
And now for future reference here is a list of legendaries and what I, I repeat, I, think are the genders...
Articuno- F (The ribbons make it obvious)
Moltres- M (Cause what I say goes!!)
Zapdos- F (In my little world she keeps a diary, that makes her a FEMALE!!)
Mewtwo- M (Well it's a Mew clone and he got a manly voice...)
Raiku- M (Half-retarded little kid...)
Suicine- F (The RIBBONS are back!!)
Celebi- F (Mew's perfect match!!)
Ho-oh- M (Conceited and proud)
Lugia- F (I don't know...)
Kyogre- F (Whatever part 2...)
Rayquaza- M (It's harder when they don't have counterparts...)
Latias- F (NO DUH!!)
Latios- M (Why am I putting him up when he's dead...?)
Jirachi- F (Cute little star head...)
Deoxys- F (The girl in space with a really weird name!!)
The Regi's- I.T.T (Impossible . To . Tell)
Palkia- F (So am I!!)
Darkrai- M (He's not totally evil but his job SUCKS...)
Cresselia- F ( Do you really think something like THAT is a dude?)
Mesprit- F (Pink...)
Azelf- F (The one of the trio most likely to fail at life...)
Uxie- M (How he doesn't get lost with his eyes always closed I'll never know...)
Manaphy- M (Cute little amphibious alien thing...)
Shaymin- F (Cute little Plant/Pig/Dog/vegetable thing...)
Heatran- M (...Big and ugly and Proud!!)
Regigigas- F (BigGER and ugly and... I'm not sure...)
Giratina- M (If you were half the joker Mew is... You'd be about 1/6 Giratina...)
Arceus- F (She'll kick your butt before you got time to flinch!!)
Did I miss anyone? Don't think so!!
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Down with Humans! I'm a member of the New Chu Order! If you're a member of the New Chu Order, copy and paste this into your profile
(Egh I get bored)
I want to take this time to say sorry for not uploading ANYTHING for... I don't remember, hurr hurr
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