Okay so uhmmm...

what to say :P

I love fanfiction!! But have only just started to write it,

because I have a tendency to quit stories way before they are finished !!:P

I come from Holland and love my country!!

Not as much as I love Italy but my country is a good second !!:P

I am 18 years old, or young…whatever I’m 18!

Music: Older music (writing older instead of old :P) Golden Earring, Meatloaf, Pink Floyd etc. Green day, Linkin Park…a lot so if you want to know more, just mail me!!:P

Movies: Life of Brian, Holy Grail, everything concerning Monty Python. Underworld, Queen of the Damned, Mists of Avalon etc.

Shows: FRIENDS, GILMORE GIRLS, ALIAS, DARK ANGEL, SUPERNATURAL etc…!!

On to expressions :

Expressions from my two favorite philosophers:

Cogito ergo sum – Descartes
Descartes is one of my favorite philosophers because he is one of the few who actually made me rethink everything I know. After I had done that rethinking, I came to the conclusion that what he said, what his philosophy is may be true, and I can not check it. However I would never want to live like that, so I simple choose to believe differently
For those who don’t know who he is…same on you!!:P Ahh no, that’s okay. But he had the theory that everything that you know, you don’t know for sure, except that you live. You know you live because you think (Cogito ergo sum). So therefore you don’t know if others are alive, they may as well be robots. As an example he gives the following: You might just be a bundle of brains and sit in a jar while God plays tricks on your mind. So in conclusion he says that what you know you don’t know at all, it all might just be…wrong. However that did make me think, I do not wish to believe it, because even if I am just a bundle of brains in a jar, that is not my reality. My reality is that I am a whole person, with a lot of whole living no robot people around me.

God is dead – Nietzsche
I just love that what is written above: God is dead. Not because I want God dead or anything. But it gives a great dualistic point of opinion. Because you can debate if Nietzsche believes in God or not. Because even though he claims that he is dead, that would mean that according to Nietzsche he would have existed. Or is it just that the term of God is dead, less and less people go to church. So last philosophy class we talked about this the entire time. And came to the following conclusion: If God is dead, then at one point he should have been alive, however the perception of God does change. Because if God created the world and was around for billions of years and created man kind why would he die before us? It doesn’t make sense, so one could conclude that we killed God. Because man kind does go less to church nowadays then before. In a way our not believing in God so much anymore, might have killed him.
Just for the record, I do not believe in God, but I do respect those who do believe in God. And I love learning about different kind of religions. So I wouldn’t have said ‘God is dead’, because for me he never lived and I would never hurt anyone who strongly believes with this expression. However it doesn’t take away the fact that I think Nietzsche was a brilliant philosopher.

I got these from someone else's profile:

Truth is always stranger then fiction.

death is but a door...it swings both ways.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.

Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!"

Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy.

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

A day without sunshine, is like, night.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.

Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks.

I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun”

333 I’m only half evil

Don’t take live too seriously. It isn’t permanent

I don’t have a drinking problem I get drunk I pass out no problem.

Yesterday is another country, Borders are now closed.

Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.

Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.

Cancer cures smoking.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

I bet I can stop gambling.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

So many people...so few comets.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.

Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Forecast for tonight: dark.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good

24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain

OK, so what's the speed of dark'?

Some expressions from my e-mail account, if I send someone an e-mail, this stands below it:

Hoe meer ik leer; hoe meer ik weet, hoe meer ik weet hoe meer ik vergeet. (sorry, that one’s in Dutch)

Als het leven geen zin heeft, kan je er ook geen punt achter zetten. (again, Dutch)

If the world did not suck we would all fell off

Ik geloof niet in bijgeloof, dat brengt ongeluk (Dutch)

Als je veel drugs en alcohol gebruikt blijf je je hele leven jong. Je word niet ouder dan 25! (Dutch)

99 van de studentenverenigingen verpest het voor de rest (Dutch)

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

A little something I thought had to be added:

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. (interior perv says: yes rock bottom muahahahahahaha eyebrow wiggle)
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

I found it in AmourXSexXetXYaoi's profile, she deserves all the credit! But I thought it was very funny so I had to put it in my profile as well!