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since: 02-09-08, id: 1496519, Profile Updated: 04-02-13
country: USA
Author has written 11 stories for Gone with the Wind, I Dream of Jeannie, Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C., Gilligan's Island, Doogie Howser, M.D., Newsies, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Hey, Y'all!

Don't worry, I'm not going to bore you with a full history of my life. I'm just a simple little country girl from Ohio now living in Kentucky. I love horses, Americana music, Southern culture, and great film/literature. I am currently a student at the University of Kentucky and working toward a BS in Equine Science and Management.

I was knee-deep in 4H horse projects back in my younger days. If you have any horse-related questions at all you'd like to ask for some small detail or aspect of your fanfic(s), feel free to contact to me! I'll gladly give you all the information you need. :)

I adore getting reviews on my stories! I love hearing what you have to say, good, bad, or ugly. I'm here to work on improving my writing skills while I'm slogging through college. I dream of being a published (in print) author one day and I can't do it without your help! That's why I especially love it when people take the time to chime in and give me some substantial concrit! So, if you've read something of mine and haven't reviewed it yet, please hit that back arrow and leave me a review!

My pen name comes from my personal favorite of all racehorses (mainly because he was the one who drew me into the sport in the first place), Smarty Jones. Just in case any of y'all were wondering.

Favorite Book: Gone With The Wind by Margaret Mitchell

Favorite Nonfiction: The Name Above the Title by Frank Capra

Favorite Author(s): Cormac McCarthy, Larry Brown

Favorite Poet: Paul Laurence Dunbar

Favorite Movie: Gone With the Wind, all of Frank Capra's films, The Accountant (and all of Ray McKinnon's/Walt Goggins' work), O Brother Where Art Thou, Fargo (all of the Coen brothers' work, for that matter), National Velvet, The Secret To A Happy Ending (A Documentary About the Drive-By Truckers)

Favorite Actor(s): Ray McKinnon, Lisa Blount, Walton Goggins, Vivien Leigh, Clark Gable, Jean Arthur, Barbara Stanwyck, Jimmy Stewart, Lucille Ball, Gary Cooper, Chevy Chase, Pernell Roberts

Favorite Band/Music: Drive-By Truckers (intensely loyal fan since 2008), Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit, Lucero, Alabama Shakes, Johnny Cash, Carl Perkins, Hank Williams, Sr., Shonna Tucker and Eye Candy, Charlie Rich, Booker T. Jones, Eddie Hinton

Favorite Record: Brighter Than Creation's Dark (Drive-By Truckers)

Favorite Song(s): A Ghost to Most by Drive-By Truckers, When the Pin Hits the Shell by Drive-By Truckers, Love Like This by Drive-By Truckers

Favorite Breed(s) of Horse: Tennessee Walkers (and other Southeastern easy gaiters), and drafts of all types. I love my draft breeds.

Favorite TV Show: Bonanza, The Andy Griffith Show, Perfect Strangers, M*A*S*H, I Love Lucy, Good Eats

Role Models: My Grandmother, Scarlett O'Hara, Frank Capra, Rachel Rowe


Favorite Quotes:

Evidently what rings true in one heart will toll the same bell all over the world. - Frank Capra

Certainly I'm a rascal, and why not? It's a free country and a man may be a rascal if he chooses. It's only hypocrites like you, my dear lady, just as black at heart but trying to hide it, who become enraged when called by their right names. - Rhett Butler

The tops of the mountains belong to God and He don't want His wild things disturbed. - Unknown

If a man builds a machine, and that machine conspires with another machine built by another man, are those men conspiring? - The Accountant, The Accountant

The more you toot, the better you feel, so eat some beans with every meal. - Mrs. Hutsell

The basic rule...was simple and heartbreaking. A story to be effective had to convey something from writer to reader, and the power of its offering was the measure of its excellence. Outside of that...there were no rules. - John Steinbeck

Man is the only thing where supply exceeds the demand. How can he justify his existence? - Lucius Beebe

It's do-able but it ain't gonna be purdy. - The Accountant, The Accountant

Just 'cause I don't run my mouth don't mean I got nothing to say. - Mike Cooley

The formula seems to lie solely in the aching urge of the writer to convey something he feels important to the reader. If the writer has that urge, he may sometimes but by no means always find the way to do it. - John Steinbeck

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. - Rhett Butler

Jesus made the flowers but it took a dog to make the story good. - Mike Cooley

My good opinion once lost is lost forever. - Darcy to Elizabeth, Pride & Prejudice

I want it all so fast, so God won't stop and think and wonder if I've had more than my share. - Velvet Brown, National Velvet

Character; it's the only thing you can bank on and it's the only thing that'll pull this country out of the doldrums. - Thomas Dickson, American Madness

Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around, he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he? - Clarence Oddbody, It's a Wonderful Life

The imaginations of other people will carry them away to form wrong judgements of our conduct, and to decide on it by slight appearances. - Sense & Sensibility

He can't trust his own reality; he don't know what it is no more. He starts ACTIN' COUNTRY instead of BEIN' COUNTRY! - The Accountant, The Accountant

After all, tomorrow is another day! - Scarlett O'Hara, Gone With the Wind

I will go so far as to say that the writer who is not scared is happily unaware of the remote and tantalizing majesty of the medium. - John Steinbeck

The import of kudzu was short-sighted. - Tino Armani, Randy & The Mob

Friend, you are a divine mingle-mangle of guts and stardust. So hang in there! If doors opened for me, they can open for anyone. - Frank Capra


1. Calamity Jane » reviews
Will Benteen's youngest daughter, Jane, falls into trouble as if it were second nature. When even she becomes disgusted by her own antics, she reminds Will of another "Calamity Jane" from his own childhood... Post-GWTW/Scarlett
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,252 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-24-13 - Published: 3-14-11 - Will B. & Suellen O. - Complete
2. State of Disunion » reviews
Ferris and Sloane find themselves caught living the typical, suburban nightmare, and it threatens to pull them away not only from each other, but from themselves. The solution to their problems just might lie in aspirations for the Best Job in the Land.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,084 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-5-10 - Complete
3. Horseshoes and Holly Sprigs reviews
Racetrack Higgins loves Christmas, and he's taken extra pains to make this his most special one yet. But after tragedy strikes, it takes an unexpected fugitive on a stormy Christmas Eve to remind him of the true meaning of Christmas. 2010 NYNA WINNER!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,781 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-20-09 - Racetrack H. - Complete
4. Da Newsies' Christmas Lament reviews
Poem written in the style of 'The Night Before Christmas' that details a grim, realistic look at Christmas for the Manhattan Newsies. Happy holidays, everyone.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-20-09 - Complete
5. Pennies in the Jar » reviews
After breaking up with Janine, Vinnie Delpino is rocketed back to the past in the hopes he may patch things with her. But not all is as it seems. Is he only trying to escape reality? And will he fix things with Janine in time, or is he already too late?
Doogie Howser, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,277 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-20-09 - Vinnie D. & Janine S. - Complete
6. Just Like You » reviews
Gomer's five-year-old son, Vincent Pyle, is a troublemaker by nature. His fun at the base, however, is short-lived when he becomes lost in the survival camp. Just a short, cute story based off of the song 'Just Like You' by George Canyon.
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,101 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-2-09 - Published: 8-3-09 - Complete
7. My Father's Keeper reviews
Young Vincent Pyle relates his experiences and quest for answers involving his war-torn, shell-shocked father. Post-Vietnam. OneShot, told from Vincent's POV.
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-16-09 - Complete
8. Gomer Goes to Vietnam » reviews
Shazaam! Everyone's favorite Marine comes face to face with his biggest challenge yet...getting deployed to Vietnam. He'll have to draw on his own resources and the friendships he's made to see it through. T for mild themes, war content, and language.
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 184,241 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 7-10-09 - Published: 2-28-09 - Complete
9. Island Paradise reviews
Gilligan's got a lot to think about when he gets some time to himself on that island. Ever wondered what he was thinking about? Poem set to "Amish Paradise." Inspired by agtchill13's "The Cone of Silence."
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-19-09
10. To Bottle a Virus » reviews
I actually had to write this for a school assignment. I hope you enjoy it! Jeannie sends Tony and Roger's space mission to Neptune, where they catch a rare and deadly virus. The highly suspicious Col. Alfred Bellows may be the only one able to help.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-24-09 - Complete
11. Where There's Will, There's A Way » reviews
Any Will Benteen fans out there? I thought it was time my favorite character got some recognition. Plights and trifles at Tara, a controversial decision is made, and two people find love in an unexpected place. Rated T for adultery, themes and language.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,329 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-14-08 - Published: 3-11-08 - Will B. & Suellen O. - Complete