|R. L. Ravenclaw|
Author has written 20 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events, Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Sweeney Todd, and Polar Express.
Nov. I've talked to many authors on this website about their stories whether they are good or bad and I've been as polite as I can be, but today, I just received the most hateful message. I was told off because I mentioned that this person forgot to add a slash warning to a story. I disagree with slash, but that doesn't mean I'm going to hate someone because they do agree with it. However, this author completely attacked me for it. I didn't say anything mean or hateful. I just mentioned that this person forgot the warning. This author called me prejudice and a horrid person for disagreeing with them.
If you are sick and tired of people judging you for your beliefs no matter what they are, post this on your profile.
10/11/2012 Yes, it's been a while and the stories are not being updated very quickly, but I believe most of you who are in college or have left the wonderfulness of childhood behind you understand that the time you have to enjoy yourself becomes shorter and shorter as each passing day goes by. I'm trying to continue writing, but inspiration is low...and then this happens. I fall in love with yet another fandom. The Sy-Fy mini-series Neverland came and snatched my heart three days ago. If you've ever been snatched by a fandom, you'll understand the craziness that comes with it. Pirates was the first to do this to me, and then came the boy wizard himself, Harry Potter, and now...Peter Pan has flown through my underground window (how he accomplished that, I'll never know) and stole another piece of my heart. Things are getting spread thin here, you fictional characters!! But without them, my life would be pretty boring.
Thank you for your patience and just hang on. More chapters are coming once things cool down a little more. FYI, psychology class sucks...well, for me anyway.
8/13/2011 Hello fellow fanfiction readers! It's been a long while since I've updated my profile and my stories. I was previously known as Blackgrrl92, but that pen name got old after three years of being on the site so I changed it. Still me, but different and more appropriate name. Anyways, for the past week I've been trying to rediscover that 15 year old girl I used to be that used to write like there was no tomorrow. So far, I've been somewhat successful.The revision for my first series is going extremely well and I should have the first story of that series, A Bit too Much Rum, revised and completed by 2012 if I'm lucky.
However, I will be beginning college on Monday so I don't know how busy my schedule will be, but I need something to get my mind of things. Therefore I intend to turn to writing when I need a break from the burden of college. So hopefully this will all work out. Thanks to all those out there who read and review my stories!
R. L. Ravenclaw
Favorite Actor: Take a wild guess.
Favorite Actress: Unknown
Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean movies 1-3, Sweeney Todd, Sleepy Hollow, The Corpse Bride, Chocolat, Nacho Libre, Beauty and the Beast, The Chronicles of Narnia, Muppet Treasure Island, The Last Sineater, Bedtime Stories, some of the Harry Potter movies (mainly just the first two and the fifth one), and whatever ones I can't think of at the moment.
Favorite Books: The Series of Unfortunate Events and the Jack Sparrow book series (Sparrabells rule and Billabells drool!) (Oh and don't watch the movie the Series of Unfortunate Events because it SUCKS!), Harry Potter, and I'm starting to read Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Favorite TV shows: Moonlight (Mick is so hot!), Full House, King of the Hill, Arther (I've been watching that since it came out who knows how long ago), and Kim Possible, Man v. Food, and Dollhouse.
Quotes that really help fanfic author's: The dumbest of ideas make the greatest of stories- me (Seriously, this quote helps...BIG time.) Reality sucks, that's why God gave people imaginations- unknown. You know the best way to feel empowered by nerdiness? Wear black finger nail polish- Yours truely! (Had way to much sugar when I came up with this.)
Oh and I hate Sparrabeths with all my heart and they make me sick. Beckett is my worst enemy along with Barbossa. I like Jack-has-a-daughter stories and anything that has to do with the book series. Book 11 of the Jack Sparrow series is horrible and I want to burn it. Robb Kidd is now officially an idiot so I'm going to set the records straight and make it Sparrabella all the way.
Good Lord, it's been a while since I updated this thing. Well, I'm sorry if my story updates are far and few between. It's that way because of a certain little thing that all good authors must do from time to time, revision. Yes, I've got a list of stories that are going back under construction because they are old and need to be revised. Here is the list of stories that will be revised.
A Bit too much Rum
The Pirate's Child
Longing for Freedom
Small and Helpless
This list may be extended later and or shortened when a story is revised. I shall keep this list updated and when you see a story disappear from the list, you're free to read it.
Harry Potter and the Polar Express
It's a Christmas story that I really hope I can finish before Christmas. It's a crossover of Harry Potter and the Polar Express. The first chapter will hopefully be up tomorrow or maybe even tonight!
Why, oh why, did they do this to us? The loyal Sparrabella fans who have spent years loving Captain Jack Sparrow so much and hoping he'd one day find the perfect woman for him...aka Arabella Smith, but tragedy has struck. For now, Hollywood has dashed our hopes away with the release of the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Not only do they rip our hearts out by crushing our last hopes of seeing Jack and Arabella together at last, but now, they seek to destroy our Jack's character by placing him with some random...I'm not gonna say it on here in case of young readers. Why, oh why, do they chose to torture us, the loyal fans?
Well, this young writer/artist knows the truth. It is because Hollywood has a horrible infestation of terrible little creatures known as horrible writers. That's right, I'm talking to you, Robb Kidd. And you as well, -insert name of writer for new movie-. After the years many of us have spent loving these characters, you decide to destroy them in the worst possible way. You make them so OOC that if it wasn't for the costumes and all that crap, we wouldn't recognize them. Shame on you all and may you spend the rest of your days in Davy Jones' Locker in utter torment. Hopefully, you'll be chased by rocks while seeing horrible hallucinations for all eternity.
If you HATE High School Musical with a passion, and think those people have no real talent, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Jesus and believe he saved you from your sins when he died on the cross, copy this onto your profile.
If you believe abortion is MURDER and should be illegal, copy this onto your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his freakin' cereal, and leave the friggin rabbit alone put this in your profile!
If Poseidon's Peak made you scream and throw things at innocent people post this on your profile.
If you support Sparrabella and think Robb Kidd should never pick up a pencil and write another story EVER again post this on your profile.
If after seeing At World's End, you thought getting eaten by the Kraken might not be such a bad thing, if you got to go to the Locker and be with multiple Jacks. Copy this onto your profile.
If, following the results of the 2008 Oscars, you feel like shooting Daniel Day-Lewis in the head, or at least kicking him where it hurts, for beating Johnny Depp to Best Actor, copy this into your profile.
If you wish Elisabeth would just drop dead and leave Jack alone copy this onto your profile.
If you think Will Turner is a stupid whelp that should just take his woman and leave the movies for good, copy this onto your profile.
If you think Hannah Montana is really and truly ridiculous and should just pull off that wig and give it up, copy this onto your profile.
If you feel like suing Rob Kidd for Bootstrap's appearance in the Jack Sparrow series post this on your profile.
If you agree that Billabella sounds like ping-pong post this on your profile.
If you hate Will Turner AND his father (but mostly his father) Did I mention I hate Will's father? Post this on your profile.
If you're a homeschooler and proud of it copy this onto your profile. GO HOMESCHOOLERS!
If you talk to your movie posters and think that gives you good ideas for stories, post this on your profile.
If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, gemini169, FreakyVampireChick, BlackHeart9, R. L. Ravenclaw
If your heart broke for Sweeney Todd when he cried out, "No! Did no-one have mercy on her?", copy this into your profile.
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
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... Why must you do it? WHY! Jack and Arabella are meant to be! We ALL agree! Hey, that rhymes... sorta! Oh yeah, back to my point! -ahem-Most of you on here are probably thinking; "What the hell...? You strange person!" and are about to click off my profile and hate me for eternity! ... No, I don't have a reason why you would do that... I'm just blabbing to make this message longer! But, now, to the point of this... um... BILLABELLA SUCKS!! How could you do it to us? How could you do it to Jack?! (Relax, I'm talking about Rob Kidd, not you! XD) Jack and Belle for EVER says I! I've even written it on the cover of my school books and doodled it on my wall! (Yes... my mom was mad...) But the point of this is... WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER! We need to fight to the end of the EARTH to keep our beloved Sparrabella ALIVE!! ... Okay, maybe I don't know how exactly... but we can write fanfiction! And we can believe there is a brighter future for Jack and Belle! LONG LIVE SPARRABELLA!!
Sparrabella fan rant OUT!
P.S: Copy this onto your profile if you support Sparrabella as much as moi! And add your name to my list too... I like lists!: .insane.lil.piratess., R. L. Ravenclaw,
Sparrows rule, Turners drool. Sparrows rule, Turners drool. Sparrows rule, Turners drool. Sparrows rule, Turners drool. Sparrows rule, Turners drool. Sparrows rule, Turners drool. Sparrows rule, Turners drool. Sparrows rule, Turners drool. Sparrows rule, Turners drool. Copy this on your profile if you feel the same way.
Lizzie sucks. Lizzie sucks. Lizzie sucks. Lizzie sucks. Lizzie sucks. Lizzie sucks. Lizzie sucks. Lizzie sucks. Lizzie sucks. Lizzie sucks. Lizzie sucks. Copy this on your profile if you feel the same way.
Will is a loser. Will is a loser. Will is a loser. Will is a loser. Will is a loser. Will is a loser. Will is a loser. Will is a loser. Will is a loser. Copy this on your profile if you feel the same way.
Sparrabella cause Sparrabeth doesn't exist. Sparrabella because Sparrabeth doesn't exist. Sparrabella because Sparrabeth doesn't exist. Sparrabella because Sparrabeth doesn't exist. Sparrabella because Sparrabeth doesn't exist. Copy this onto your profile if you feel the same way.
Copy this onto your profile if you can spell 'Will is a loser' in sign language.
My faith: Jesus:
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
Hey, I'm now on deviantart so if you want to see pictures of my characters, the link is below.
If you love Sparrabella then go watch my Sparrabella slideshow. It's my first video so don't be expecting perfection.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:
R. L. Ravenclaw
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