xxSaphira (noun): A little bit of fangirlism (yaoi optional but recommended), a coffee addiction and down-right madness all rolled into one, sprinkled with mindless idiotic ramblings and served with Metal Gear Solid on the side.

Hello tharr! Hallo! Bonjour! Konnichiwa! Privyet!

I am English. Yesh, I am from an island that is far from tropical, but I luff it, so shuttup.
The name's Saphira, but my nickname is Scorpion~
I am a total anime/manga/yaoi otaku, and have fangirlisms over most of the male MGS cast (I have no life? I'm a gamer; I have many lives!). I would die for MGS (PATRIOT, FTW! 8D), and I heart Zelda, Ressie Evil, ICO, SotC and many other games.
I am, like, currently obsessed with everything Russia - learning the language and all (I have a fit when I saw Matryoshka dolls in town). It's ach rather easy.
I am also gun and war obsessed. If that worries you, run now. I /will/ challenge you to Russian Roulette.

I write one shots. Just, one shots, it seems. XD My attention span is so short I can only be bothered with one shots. So yes, I am like an espresso - a short, sharp pang of pleasure that leaves you wanting more but is so good at the time. :3

When it comes to anime/manga, it's a little obscure - I like way too many o.o Right now, Zel has got me into Hetalia... Russia ish luff! Heartheart
And my Hetalia OTP is RussiaxEngland!! I know, it's odd, but it's LOVE (something it doesn't get enough of. TT.TT)!

My favourite author is Stephen King, by far. He's incredible.

I have a hell of a lot of favourite songs/singers, but Evanescence, 10 Years, Porcelain and The Tramps and 3 Days Grace have to be my favourite atm.

When it come to movies, I adore Sweeney Todd, and any other Tim Burton and Johnny Depp movie, along with Labyrinth, Interview with a vampire (I blame Zel! xD), The Butterfly Effect, The Green Mile, Saw(s) and anything else I'm obsessed with at this time.

Favourite quotes: "If you can't stand behind our troops, you're free to stand in front of them." ~An icon, methinks
"I'd give my life, not for honor, but for you." ~Snake Eater, MGS3 theme song
"I drank your poison, 'cause you told me it's wine." ~Pink
"Now that I've lost you it kills me to say; I tried to hold on as you slowly slipped away." ~Almost Easy, Avenged Sevenfold
"You shall drip rubies." ~Sweeney Todd
"My dear Haku...Are you crying? You were at my side right from the start... And I'm at yours, now, at the end... If I could... If I were able... I would want to go... To the same place on the other side... As you." ~Zabuza (Naruto manga, vol.4)
"I'm not drunk, just chemically inconvenienced." ~A magnet
"There's life in the old lady yet!" ~Lestat, Interview With A Vampire

I think that's basically me...
Oh, and I think microwaves own.
And lasagne.
PASTAAAAAAA!!
That is all~
Cheerio!
~xxSaphira