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since: 02-10-08, id: 1497488, Profile Updated: 09-19-09
Author has written 23 stories for Naruto.

READ IT!! . . . it's cute! (guys take this as tips. k?)

LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!

Sorry, but this chain letter is for real.

When Anne Wichert got it for the first time,

she ignored it and a week later the love of her

life dumped her for no good reason so

BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!

Article 1: The Kiss

1..

Kiss on the hand

I adore you

2.

Kiss on the cheek

I just want to be friends

3.

Kiss on the neck

I want you

4.

Kiss on the lips

I love you

5.

Kiss on the ears

I am just playing

6.

Kiss anywhere else

lets not get carried away

7.

Look in your eyes

kiss me

8.

Playing with your hair

I can't live without you

9.

Hand on your waist

I love you to much to let you go

Article 2:

The Three Steps

1. Girls

If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys

If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3...Girls&Guys

Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3:

The Commandments

1.Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one..

3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

Here are a few reasons

why guys like girls:

1.

They will always smell good

even if its just shampoo

2.

The way their heads always

find the right spot on our shoulder

3.

How cute they look when they sleep

4.

The ease in which they fit into our arms

5.

The way they kiss you and all of a sudden

everything is right in the world

6.

How cute they are when they eat

7.

The way they take hours

to get dressed but in the end

it makes it all worth while

8.

Because they are always warm

even when its minus 30 outside

9.

The way they look good

no matter what they wear

10.

The way they fish for compliments

even though you both know that you

think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11.

How cute they are when they argue

12.

The way her hand always finds yours

13.

The way they smile

14.

The way you feel when you see their name

on the call ID after you just had a big fight

15.

The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'

even though you know that an hour later...

16.

The way they kiss when

you do something nice for them

17.

The way they kiss you when you say

'I love you'

18. Actually ...

just the way they kiss you...

19.

The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20.

Then the way they apologize

for crying over something that silly

21.

The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22.

Then the way they apologize when it does hurt.

(even though we don't admit it)!

23.

The way they say 'I miss you'

24.

The way you miss them

25.

The way their tears make you want to

change the world so that it

doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet

regardless if you love them, hate them,

wish they would die or know that you would die

without them ... it matters not.

Because once in your life,

whatever they were to the world

they become everything to you.

When you look them in the eyes,

traveling to the depths of their souls

and you say a million things without trace of

a sound, you know that your own life

is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings

of her very heart... We love them for a million

reasons, No paper would do it justice.

It is a thing not of the mind

but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

This chain started in 1887.

It is a love chain letter...

In an hour you are supposed to send it to
25 people.

It is easy, just look into
chat rooms and find them.

Anyway,
send it to 25 people in 1 hour.

Now here comes the fun part.

You then say

the name of the person you like or love

and then the person will say 'I love you,' or

'Will you go out with me?' Tomorrow!

NO JOKE!!

THE CONSEQUENCES

The consequences are:

If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck

in future relationships.. If you don't break the chain,

then you will be a happy camper!!

CoNgRatULaTioNs!!

You have been chosen to participate

in the LONGEST and the

LUCKIEST chain letter on

the Internet! Once you read,

this letter you must

IMMEDIATELY

(meaning within the hour)

be sent to 25 people

After you send it, make a wish

and it will come TRUE

DONT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME

TO SEND IT... REMEMBER,

IT MUST BE SENT TO

25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR,

OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME

TRUE! If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS

CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 2010,

IT WILL BE PLACED IN

THE GUINNESS BOOK

OF WORLD RECORDS

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1. Queens, Barefeet, and Charcoal Sticks reviews
Sequel to Gold Glitter and Purple Rimmel. Sakura's sophomore year consists of patching her life together, not wearing shoes, and ignoring Sasuke Uchiha. Of course, because life is never easy, Sasuke refuses to stay ignored...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-20-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
2. Gold Glitter and Purple Rimmel reviews
Welcome to Sakura's journal of issues! Main topic: how Sasuke Uchiha is ruining my life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 1-25-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
3. Knit Them Together reviews
-"Sakura Haruno is too annoying," Sasuke muttered to himself. Of course it was his fault though; it was his head she wouldn't get out of. A SasuSaku Christmas story
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-23-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
4. Say It With A Straight Face » reviews
-"Okay, Sasuke, here's how you can prove you don't like Sakura. Say 'I don't like Sakura' five times with a straight face!" "I don't -twitch- like Sakura -smirk-" "HA! YOU DO!" "SHUT UP! I JUST... HAD TO SNEEZE!" Sure. Sequel to "Just Press 'Send' "
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,109 - Reviews: 321 - Updated: 12-2-08 - Published: 3-18-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
5. Nervous Breakdown » reviews
-‘I am now wet, in my swim suit, and being held bridal style by Uchiha Sasuke, who is wet, shirtless, and really, really, really hott. And I just had to go and start hyperventilating...' .:SasuSaku:. EPILOGUE IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,828 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 11-20-08 - Published: 8-31-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
6. Insomniac reviews
-"Sakuraaaaaaa, I sleep better if you're with me. You don't want me to die from insomnia, do you?" .:SasuSaku:. one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 9-1-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
7. Crazy Sleepover Of Doom » reviews
Our favorite Naruto characters are having a sleepover! Enjoy the crazy things our favorite Konoha ninja do behind the scenes!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,601 - Reviews: 179 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 2-29-08 - Complete
8. Two Halves Make A Whole » reviews
Sasuke's parents have sent him to a boarding school on the East Coast. They're sick of his weird behavior. Everyone is - but what they don't know is that Sasuke is not human. This will eventually be SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 5-26-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
9. Commitment reviews
-"Sasuke, what would you do if I left you and your fianceé my four-year-old daughter to take care of for the day?" "I'd kill you, Naruto." "Heh, heh -gulp-. Wait, really?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 6-22-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
10. You Raise Me Up » reviews
Two teens have come to band camp for the summer, each with profoundly different ideas on what their summer will be like. What happens when their paths cross? Includes clarinets, 110 degree weather, and a lot of good, old, teen heartthrob. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-18-08 - Published: 5-10-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
11. Grocery Shopping With Gaara reviews
If Gaara doesn't want to go to Walmart, you had really better not make him go to Walmart. Force him? I warned you! Gaara humor. No couples.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-5-08 - Complete
12. Happy Birthday, Already reviews
Just a short one-shot fic for Sakura's birthday. WARNING: FLUFFY, because I'm sure Sakura would just love that. Sasuke and Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-28-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
13. Just Press 'Send' » reviews
What happens when a guy and a girl meet through the Internet? A fan fiction about fanfiction . net itself. Sasuke and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 3-5-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
14. Memories reviews
Sasuke and Sakura's real good bye. Sasuke and Sakura, you could say...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-14-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
15. The 'Why' Game reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are playing the 'why game'. Don't know what that is? Well, don't read HERE to find out! -that was reverse psychology-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 2-21-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
16. Random Note Passing reviews
Gift for Maddie, because we were bored in science. Basically, Sasuke and Sakura are passing notes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-13-08 - Sasuke U. - Complete
17. A Random Valentine's Day Story reviews
Pretty self explanitory title. The usual Naruto and Lee plotting to take Sakura from Sasuke and failing miserably. Happy Valentine's Day!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-13-08 - Complete
18. Don't Wait Up reviews
Sasuke's haunted by a nightmare turned to a reality. SasuSaku WARNING: character deaths - you can probably guess who
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-12-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
19. Deathbed reviews
Sasuke's dying; what's he got to say to Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-12-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
20. Team Seven Shin'nen reviews
Short one-shot about Naruto New Years. Some implied Sasuke and Sakura. I wrote at 3:00 AM so don't kill me if you think it's weird.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-12-08 - Complete
21. Pajamas reviews
Sasuke gives Sakura an old t-shirt and gets really paranoid. How, you ask? You might want to read this then...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 2-12-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
22. LaughOutLoud reviews
The Naruto characters are in a chat room acting... random! Read this if you would like to see Itachi insult Orochimaru to tears and hear about how Kakashi catches fire...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 2-12-08 - Complete
23. What Have You Done » reviews
-"Hey, Sakura! Sasuke's back! Hey, is that blood on your wrist?" My first fan fic. SasuSaku WARNING: character deaths, once again, you can probably guess who. I have edited this!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 2-12-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
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