Disenchanted Cynic
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since: 02-10-08, id: 1497488, Profile Updated: 05-31-10
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.

I'm back and better than ever! I'm a Disenchanted Cynic now!

Getting through school, working towards degrees in neuroscience and psychology, taking time off to eat papanasi in Romania, visit the Mediterranean and old sites of old religions, walking past the Winter Palace and St. Basil's and reading maps with my new skills in Russian, Stonehenge and Glastonbury and London and Dublin on the old Motherland Isles, burning in Egypt and checking out Alexandria, loosing my cell phone in a bar in Germany, sailing through the Indian Ocean into Southern Asia, eating legit dumplings, finally seeing the place "Naruto" was born in Japan, snapping photos out of a disposable camera of the Asian plains, finishing off on the Australian coast. The world is an amazing place and I think I understand it so much better. Yet never completely. My eyes are open.


1. Queens, Barefeet, and Charcoal Sticks reviews
Sequel to Gold Glitter and Purple Rimmel. Sakura's sophomore year consists of patching her life together, not wearing shoes, and ignoring Sasuke Uchiha. Of course, because life is never easy, Sasuke refuses to stay ignored...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-20-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
2. Gold Glitter and Purple Rimmel reviews
Welcome to Sakura's journal of issues! Main topic: how Sasuke Uchiha is ruining my life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 1-25-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
3. Knit Them Together reviews
-"Sakura Haruno is too annoying," Sasuke muttered to himself. Of course it was his fault though; it was his head she wouldn't get out of. A SasuSaku Christmas story
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-23-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
4. Say It With A Straight Face » reviews
-"Okay, Sasuke, here's how you can prove you don't like Sakura. Say 'I don't like Sakura' five times with a straight face!" "I don't -twitch- like Sakura -smirk-" "HA! YOU DO!" "SHUT UP! I JUST... HAD TO SNEEZE!" Sure. Sequel to "Just Press 'Send' "
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,441 - Reviews: 343 - Updated: 12-2-08 - Published: 3-18-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
5. Nervous Breakdown » reviews
-'I am now wet, in my swim suit, and being held bridal style by Uchiha Sasuke, who is wet, shirtless, and really, really, really hott. And I just had to go and start hyperventilating...' .:SasuSaku:. EPILOGUE IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 11-20-08 - Published: 8-31-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
6. Commitment reviews
-"Sasuke, what would you do if I left you and your fianceé my four-year-old daughter to take care of for the day?" "I'd kill you, Naruto." "Heh, heh -gulp-. Wait, really?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 6-22-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
7. You Raise Me Up » reviews
Two teens have come to band camp for the summer, each with profoundly different ideas on what their summer will be like. What happens when their paths cross? Includes clarinets, 110 degree weather, and a lot of good, old, teen heartthrob. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-18-08 - Published: 5-10-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
8. Just Press 'Send' » reviews
What happens when a guy and a girl meet through the Internet? A fan fiction about fanfiction . net itself. Sasuke and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 175 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 3-5-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
9. Pajamas reviews
Sasuke gives Sakura an old t-shirt and gets really paranoid. How, you ask? You might want to read this then...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 2-12-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
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