Hi, I'm Tiffs (a.k.a Knight 03)
I haven't written any fics yet, they might come around some day, but not yet.
I'm british and proud of it, I'm a girl...not much else to say

Write your story as it needs to be written. Write it honestly, and tell it as best you can. I'm not sure that there are any other rules. Not ones that matter."
- Neil Gaiman

Suggested Books/Series

- Looking For Alaska - John Green
Completely brilliant book

- (The Mortal Instruments) City of Bones, City Of Ashes - Cassandra Clare
Amazingly good series, lots of magical demons, werewolves and vampires plus some good old fashioned romance

Lock and Key - Sarah Dessen
(or anything else by Sarah Dessen- all of her books are good)

Suggested Fanfics:

Twilight (Edward/Bella)

The_University_of_Edward_Masen by SebastienRobichaud

Edward_Wallbanger by feathersmmmm

Harry Potter (Lily/James)

Every_Other_Midnight by Kathryns_NomDePlume

The_Boys_You_Grow_Into_The_Boys_You_Grow_Out_Of by jellyjulie

Ten_Kisses by freak_on_a_leash_13

Potter_and_the_Pillow by thejumpingbean

Heroin by hpobsessedrissa

Various quotes from Harry Potter and about Harry Potter that I couldn't help laughing at (also, some copied and pasted stuff because, what can I say? I'M WEAK!)

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts... but you cannot deny he's got style..." ~ Phineas Nigellus

Hermione drew herself to her full height; her eyes were narrowed and her hair seemed to crackle with electricity.
"No," she said, her voice quivering with anger, "but I will write to your mother." ~ Hermione Granger

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." ~ Hermione Granger

Viktor? Hasn't he asked you to call him Vicky yet?" ~ Ron Weasley

Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you--" ~ Fred and George
(this made me burst out laughing- I was giggling for hours)

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort (even though he should)

- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

You are not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Especially not with kazoos.

- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

...Even if I do conjure him up.

- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge. (lol, I'd love to do that)

- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me." (that would so rock!)

- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

-No combination of these is acceptable.

- Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

- I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

-I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals even though it would be SO cool!

And ta-da! Thats the end of my profile, I know, I know- I copied and pasted loads of things- I couldn't help it.

Knight 03 xoxox