!!WARNING: LONG PROFILE!!

My Mottos:

I reject your reality and substitute my own! - Adam Savage

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

Never wonder why someone went crazy...wonder why someone stayed sane!

Nunquam Lacromoysa

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about going out there and dancing in the rain.

Tiomáin cosúil le go bhfuil tu deanach don aifreann!

!Hey Everybody!

Where to start! I'm random and damn proud of it! I'm 15, Irish and I speak Gaelige (Native Irish Tongue) fluently...which is something even most Irish people can't do...So... I have nothing else to say... Onwards!

Be sure to PM me!! I love hearing from you peoples!! XD

I am a major fan of canon relationships in FFs but I'd go for the odd assumed relationship as well! Favourite shippings include: HarryxGinny, LilyxJames and BellaxEdward

My friends have renamed me Fieldum for some reason that I am quite unsure of...

If you like Harry Potter and Quidditch, you NEED to see this! >> http://www.mtvu.com/video/?id=1584212&vid=219383

My imaginary BF is Aster!! (From GX if you must know although you should already know this) and he is nicknamed Kinky and Casanova!!

I'm a great fan of the works of J.K. Rowling, Christopher Paolini, Darren Shan, Stephenie Meyer (Anyone else in love with Edward Cullen, please, raise your hand), Meg Cabot, Trudi Canavan, Jaqeuline Wilson, Garth Nix, Terry Pratchett, Eoin Colfer, Lemony Snickett, Dan Brown, Michelle Paver, Cate Tiernan, Liam Ahern, Tamora Pierce and they're only the ones off the top of my head!!

Flames are cruel ways of people who can't write to criticise other people's writing!

Steffani to me on the phone: You know eskimo kisses...the touching noses thing? Me: Yeah... Steffanii: Well what's a serious eskimo make out session like?

Cliadhna aka Demonic Disturbance Quotes

Cli puts her own names on cards

Obnoxious Celtic Guardian ========== Obese Celtic Gardener

Dark Magician =================== Dark Ma-ji-son

Mystic Tomato =================== Pumpkin of Doom

Iron Blacksmith Kotetsu ============= Fat Man...Why are you so uuuuuuuuuugly?

- Kuriboh looks fat in that picture...

- Our Bastion, who art in Ra, Hallowed be thy Wall, Thy equation solved, Thy will be done in DA as it is in Britain, Give us this day our daily knowledge, And forgive us our fangirlness, As we for forgive those who prefer Jaden, And keep leading us into temptation, But keep being sexy.

Hail Bastion ... like Hail Hitler but not quite! (No offence meant!)

- Cli: Peter Pan is my idol! Eileen (Me): So your idol is a twelve year old boy in a mini skirt? Cli: Shut up! He just doesn’t wear pants!

- Cli as her computer crashes: You faggoty wok!

- Cli reading a fanfic to me on the phone: "Alexis was admiring Jaden from afar..." ahhh run Jaden run!!

- Cli reading a fanfic to me on the phone: "Bastion sat down next to Jim..." Ahhh I wish there was a seat in between for me to sit in...Stupid Bastion and his stupid seat sitting skills!!

- Cli: When I grow up, I wanna be Texas!!

- Cli: Ahhhh you're a slaaaaaaaagawhore!!

- A tuppence penny worth...Apparently this is a new phrase I have use constantly...

- Big wink... Apparently this is another new phrase I have use constantly...

- Cli & I in Science: Cli: Is that question right? Me: Am Yeah! Cli: But maybe we can make it more scientific! Like there's probably a scientific name for yellow...it's probably something like Hyperglisenorbelden!

Now while I have Aster, Cli has claimed Jake as her own! So take that into mind when reading these next few quotes!

- Cli dreams that she has a baby with Jake and she's teaching the baby Gaeilge (A/N: Madra is Gaelige for dog!) Madra...Madra! Or alternatively Daddy! Daddy!

(Cli has her text ringtone as a howling wolf!)

- Cli's phone is in her pocket and she gets a text: Oh I have a wolf in my pants! (Now take that in a dirty sense!)

- Cli gets a text: Shut up Jacko!

Her version of I Can’t speak French by Girls Aloud

Seeing as we don’t like Alexis:

I can’t speak bitch, so I’ll let the skanky hoe bag do the talking, talking now (© of Cliadhna)

Anyone else in love with Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

We're Knights of the Round Table, We dance whene'er we're able, We do routines and chorus scenes, With footwork impeccable,
We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot, We're Knights of the Round Table, Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes, That are quite unsingable, We're opera-mad in Camelot, We sing from the diaphragm a lo-o-o-o-t,
In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatigable, Between our quests, we sequin vests, And impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot, I have to push the pram a lot

Robin Hood: Men in Tights > Sherwood Forst Rap

PART ONE

Yo yo yo! Check it out! Prince John and the Sheriff, they was running the show, Raising the taxes, cause they needed the dough. A reign of terror took over the land, They was shakng down the people just to beat the band. I said hey, hey. I said hey, hey. I said hey, hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho.

The people were unhappy, the morale was low. They had no place to turn to, they had nowhere to go. They needed a hero but no one could be found. Cause Robin Hood was out of town. I said hey, hey. I said hey, hey. I said hey, hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho.

He was put into the slammer by his Arab foe. And in a little while, he would be no more. I said hey, hey. I said hey, hey. I said hey, hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho. Check it out!

PART TWO

So that's the story, and it worked out good. King Richards on the throne and Robin's back in the hood. So let's bid our friends a fond adieu and hope we meet again in Robin Hood 2. I said hey, hey. I said hey, hey. I said hey, hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny hey nonny nonny and a here we go!

15 Things To Do In Tesco/The Mall (For ye American Folk)

01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.
04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone: Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding Department.
08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!! PICK ME!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ...It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."

And last but not least:

15. push someone else around the store in a trolley and make car noises!!

12 Ways To Keep A Normal Level of Insanity

1.At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sun glasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3.Everytime someone asks you to do something,ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
5.As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
6.Order diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
8.Sing along at the opera.
9.When the money comes out of the atm , scream "I won!, I won!"
10. When leaving the zoo, Start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
11. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy , we are going to have to let one of you go."
12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

QUOTES FROM MOVIES, BOOKS AND IN GENERAL

Of the thirty-six ways to avoid disaster, running away is best.

Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and say 'Storms Suck!'

(In a mexican accent) I heard and animal make that noise once, then they rolled him over. He was dead. - Ramone the Mexican Penguin (Happy Feet)

Ladies, Will you please shut it? Yes, I lied to you! No, I don't love you! Of course that makes you look fat! I've never been to Brussels! It's pronounced a..gree..gious! I've never actually met Bazarro but I love his pies! And all this pails in to utter insignifigence as to the fact that my ship is yet once again gone!
- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean 3)

Take What you can, Give nothing back! - Pirates of the Caribbean

I got it! I got it! I don't got it! I had it! - Ramone the Mexican Penguin (Happy Feet)

Accio Brain! - Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. it's the honest ones you'd want to watch out for!
- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean 1)

Ale, Ale, I drink like a whale, I am the Prince, The Prince of Ale. - Darren Shan (Book No.6(The Vampire Prince) of the Saga of Darren Shan)

Why had it to be spiders? why couldn't it be follow the butterflies! - Ron Weasley(Harry Potter)

Naughty little fly, Why does it cry, Caught in a web, Soon you'll be ... Eaten!! - Gollum (Lord of the Rings)

Pirate: I'll show you the meaning of pain! Elizabeth: You like pain? Try wearing a corset! - Pirates of the Carribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

You may take our lives, but you will never take our freedeom! - Braveheart

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. - V for Vendetta

Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch! - The Big Bang Theory

OBSESSIONS OF THE MOMENT!

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX (This is the biggest at the mo I think...hmmm)... Vampire Knight (This is a close second for my biggest obsession...) Twilight... Fanfiction... Music in general... Reading in general... Films in general... Manga... Anime... MSN I Love it!... Bebo...Dancing...My friends...I can't think of anymore...

QUOTES FROM FFs!! (BE AWARE THESE ARE UPDATED ALMOST DAILY!!)

Jaden: Yes! I win! I win! Oh yeah! Who’s ya daddy? (looks at Winged Kuriboh) Thanks, li’l guy! I could never have won Alexis’ heart without that sexy wink of yours.

Winged Kuriboh: Yeah baby! (winks) I'm sexy! - Episode 1: The Main Character by The Yugioh GX Parody Master

“Atticus!” Chazz exclaimed, stunned as he wrapped his bare arms around his naked chest, onyx eyes wide “Get off!”

The Obelisk raised his eyebrows “So you don’t want me to pound you into this very mattress until the cows come home?” – Hopelessly Devoted by Littlest Angel

She was the queen of Obelisk Blue, she was a great duelist, she got good grades, she was very pretty, she had every boy in the school after her but she had the personality of a spoon. Not even a very shiny spoon (gottalovetwilight comments: The type that catches your attention every time it glimmers). More like one of those spoons that you’re had forever but you can never remember where you got them or how long you’ve had them in the cutlery drawer. Anyway back to the point, Alexis had her moments but the rest of the time, she was just a popular, pretty spoon. – Hot Summers, Cool Friends by Demonic Disturbance

Well, we’ll all be reunited tomorrow, she thought. The obsessed, the klutz, and the spoon. – Hot Summers, Cool Friends by Demonic Disturbance

Jasmine reached the main building and went inside where she found Alexis, Atticus, Syrus and, for some reason, Zane.

“Hi guys.” Jasmine said with a confused look on her face. All four teenagers turned around to see who was standing in the doorway. “Oh hey Jas.” Alexis said. Jasmine just stood there, eyebrows raised, looking at Zane.

“Look,” Zane said in an exasperated voice. “I’m back for no apparent reason, just because the authoress says so.”

“Well, actually Zane,” Syrus began. “The real story is that, after you went all evil, you lost a lot of your duelling skill and now, you have to come back and repeat your final year.”“Yeah, okay, shut up, Syrus.” Zane said, through gritted teeth. (Cli: Thank you Syrus, have a cookie.)

“So you’re back for the year then,” Jasmine asked, still confused. (Zane looks at Cli hopefully. Cli nods. Zane looks pissed.) “Yeah, I guess I am.” Zane said the anger and annoyance evident in his voice. (Cli puts arm around Zane’s shoulder. Don’t worry; I have big things planned for you. BIG THINGS. Cli disappears.)

“Man, I hate her.” Zane exclaimed. Just then, it started to rain. “No fair. It doesn’t rain indoors.” Zane yelled. Syrus coughed loudly. “The authoress can do whatever the authoress wants to do.” (Cli:Well done, my minion. Have another cookie.) “Okay, okay. I’m sorry,” Zane yelled. “Who do you love?” Syrus asked, in a sing song voice. “Cli,” Zane said reluctantly, “we love Cli,” just a bolt of lightning passed scarily close to his left ear. (Cli: I love you guys too, Zane.) Then the rain immediately stopped. “Can we get back to the actual story now?” Zane asked. (Cli: Sure!) – Hot Summers, Cool Friends by Demonic Disturbance

“Hey Mindy! You look great!” Jasmine complimented her best friend. “Thanks! I was worried that the skirt was too short.” She said, looking self consciously down at her skirt.

At that moment Jaden, Chazz, Bastion and Hassleberry entered the room. Syrus ran straight up to them.

“Do you think it’s too short?” Mindy asked. “I don’t but let’s get a guys perspective.”

She turned to face the boys who had just entered. “HEY JADEN!” she yelled across the room. “Do you think that Mindy’s skirt is too short?”

Jaden grinned and turned to Hassleberry. “Am, I don’t know. Hey Sarge, do you think Mindy’s skirt is too short?” he asked. Chazz, Bastion and Syrus erupted with laughter while Hassleberry turned bright red. He said nothing.

“Maybe if you do a little twirl for him, Mindy?” Jaden shouted to her. She did as she was asked.

“So soldier! What’s the verdict?” Bastion asked through his laughter. “Well, I,” Hassleberry stammered. “I don’t think there’s anything wrong with your skirt. I…I think you look very pretty,” he said. Then he grabbed Jaden by the collar and dragged him away. Bastion, Chazz and Syrus followed still howling with laughter.

Mindy turned to Jasmine with a bewildered look on his face. “What were they all laughing at?” Mindy asked, completely serious. All Jasmine could do was stare at her friend before she burst out in her very own fit of laughter. – Hot Summers, Cool Friends by Demonic Disturbance

Nothing in the world possibly, ever, would make him see what was up with the big, scary, sexy rapist man person. Never. Ever. He was going... he was-

“Zane?” curse you God! One day Chazz would have his revenge! – It’s a Hard life by MsASparrow

Johan took Blair by the hand. Hot sweat trickled down Johan’s cheek. He gulped with nervousness. He stared into Blair’s eyes. He thought she was kinna cute.

Blair stared at Johan in the eyes. He’s kinna cute. She felt mixed emotions enter inside her. She blushed a little without noticing. She really liked Johan’s jewel beast deck. Then….

“Blair, will you bear my children?”

Blair became startled and her eyes widened. SLAP – Let’s Play a Game by Ookami Bakura

Our Stephenie Meyer,

Who art in Phoenix,

Hallowed be thy writings.

Thy will be done, thy Breaking Dawn comes,

On August the second, as it is everywhere.

Give you this praise, our daily money,

Forgive our rabid fangirl(and boy)ness,

As we worship and wish we could at least meet you.

Tempt us with maybe more Twilights,

Deliver us from our torment of waiting,

For thine art the author,

The creator and the maker,

Forever and ever,

A-Twilight – Our Father Twilight Style by nsisdazl

There is a FF called Love From, by Heidikins05. There is no point in me quoting it as the whole thing is flipping hilarious!! So just go read it!!

"It's 'bout time you guys got here. You must be wondering why I called you there. Well, we need a little dude to dude talk." said Atticus "You guys need to learn how to ask a girl to have sex."

"What!!" screamed Jaden, Syrus, Aster, Bastion, Chazz, and Hassleberry.

"Now there's the straight forward 'Will you have sex with me?.'"

"But that will get you a good slap across your face."said Zane. – Pick Up Lines by Fire Princess007 (Another that you definitely have to read!! It’s sooo funny!!)

"Hey Bastion?"

This time, Bastion closed his magazine, and placed it beside him on the couch.

"Yes Jaden?" he asked.

"Who do you think invented sex?" Jaden asked.

"First of all, sex must have been discovered, not invented." Bastion said with one finger up, then another came up. "Second of all... I'll meet you in the bedroom in three minutes."

Jaden gave out soft giggles for his little victory. – Questions by Coco Gash Jirachi

“Marron’s harmless.” Mel said.

I beg your pardon! Marron shrieked. He sounded insulted. I am quite vicious actually. Rawr. Marron said, trying to be scary. Mel looked at us.

“See what I mean?” She said. Marron huffed and fell down into Mel’s arms.

I get no respect. Marron said. –Twin Love by Anime-Queen-2011 (Who is an AMAZING author…if you like Jaden x Alexis, read her stories Twin Love, War between Gangs and Summertime Love! They rock!!)

What the hell was I just doing!? I thought furiously to myself. Winged Kuriboh popped into my head to answer my question.

Kuri. He said, which means. (It’s called checking her out Jaden.) –Twin Love by Anime-Queen-2011

“I bet it would have looked cuter if it was me in the picture and not Jaden.” Chazz said from behind me. Stupid Chazz. Atticus pulled back out the camera and turned it on. He looked closely at the picture.

“I don’t think so.” Atticus said, cocking his head to look at the picture at a different angle. Mindy took the camera out of Atticus’ hand. “Hey!” Atticus said. Mindy and Jasmine were looking at the picture.

“No way Chazz!” Mindy said, shaking her head.

“Yeah. This picture could only be cute BECAUSE it is Jaden and Alexis.” Jasmine agreed. Mindy was about to hand the camera back to Atticus when Syrus took it from her.

“Hey again!” Atticus said. He turned and was standing on his knees with his hands gripping the top of his seat, looking at Syrus. Sy was looking at the picture. Haselberry and Blair were also looking at it. Blair was about to say something but stopped and just looked away from the camera.

“I’m with Jasmine and Mindy.” Syrus said, turning the camera around to look at the picture differently. Haselberry nodded in agreement.

“I agree.” Haselberry said. Zane reached over Blair and snatched the camera from Syrus.

“Hey!” Atticus said. I chuckled. Poor Atticus. Everyone was stealing his camera. I looked at Zane who was doing the same thing Syrus did. Aster was looking at the picture too.

“Agreed.” Zane said plainly. Aster nodded.

“Defiantly.” Aster said. Zane handed Atticus back his camera. Atticus snatched and put it back in his bag quickly.

“Protective much?” I joked. Atticus looked at me.

“It just kept disappearing!” Atticus cried. – Summertime Love by Anime-Queen-2011

"Listen to the pyromaniac, fellows." Bastion mumbled, pointing vaguely towards Hiita, eyes still fixed on the print of the book. "She has something important to say."

"Damn straight I do," growled Hiita indignantly. "Well, my friends, what lesson were we suppose to have today with Doctor Crowler?"

Jaden actually thought for a moment, brain actually engaging for a moment, then nodded.

Something rattled.

Or maybe that was just everyone's imagination.

…yeah. Imagination.

"Um... Health?"

Hiita nod-nod-nodded. "Now, what do little kiddiewinks like us learn in Health at our tender age?"

Bastion rolled his eyes and remained silent. Fortunately, Tyranno's deep south accent filled the silent void, albeit his voice was a little strangled. "The birds and the bees, ma'am?"

"Exactamundo!" grinned Hiita, both thumbs up. "So when Mister Yuki sent in his little cat army to rape Crowler's head or something along those lines, although his intentions were good, he's set us up for something much worse than a sex education talk with Doctor Crowler." – The Birds, The Bees by Hiita Blaze

"Aster, maybe you should get down, I think the blood is rushing to your head..." Satorious suggested.

"No!" Aster said very childishly.

"I really think you should..."

"No no! You're a parrakeet!" Aster said.

"... Did you just call me a parrakeet?..." Satorious asked.

Then, Aster lost his balance, but still managed to land on his feet when he fell from the tree.

Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Salad... Salad... Salad as a rock..." Aster shook his head, and his eyes were normal again. "Satorious, what are we doing here?"

"I believe you said I was a parrakeet..." Satorious responded.

"Feeling whoozy..." Aster said, swaying around, then falling over onto his back, unconscious, snoring. - Science Experiment: Effects of Caffeine on Aster by Coco Gash Jirachi

I passed a large pile of driftwood and stopped, shocked. My mouth opened, but no sound came out. I felt the heat of my blush burning furiously and closed my eyes. Still, I couldn’t un-see what I’d seen. All of them! Naked!

Paul taunted Jacob, “Look at that. She took one look at you without clothes and had to close her eyes.”

“Get your shorts on, guys,” Sam said. It sounded like an order.

Jacob stepped beside me, his body warm as he wrapped me in his arms. “It’s OK, Bella. Really.”

My head still lowered, I opened my eyes. WRONG! I’d never been so bothered by the height difference between us. My eyes wide, I tilted my head up to look at Jacob’s face. “I didn’t realize…” I stammered.

“Don’t worry about it,” he assured me. “We’re pretty comfortable in our skins by now. You’re probably more embarrassed than any of us. Really.”

“All of you.” I stopped, realizing the double entendre in my words. “I’ll never be able to look any of you in the face again.”

“Why not?” Jared asked, grinning. “Are the other parts too interesting?” The Naked WolfBoys of La Push by sillybella

Syrus stated, “C’mon Chazz, maybe you should pay more attention to other girls instead of stalking Alexis Rhodes.” Chazz looked slightly offended. He didn’t stalk his crush at all! He just worshipped her like the goddess Aphrodite. How was that his fault?

“I do not stalk her!” yelled Chazz angrily.

“Yes, you do,” said Jaden, “You should give up. She liked Zane for awhile, but she isn’t your type. Why don’t you go out with Jasmine?” Mindy gave Jaden a hug. She always wanted to see her best friend be happy with some boy preferably not Chazz, but Jasmine liked him well enough.

“But she’s not…” Chazz said being cut off by a slap to the face.

“We get it. It’s because she isn’t Alexis, “Mindy said bitterly, “But you don’t see that Jasmine could be more than her.”

Jaden agreed, “Besides you would have ugly kids with Alexis.” - The New Type of Girl Power by mewkazurinu2004

Jeez, those duel spirits can't dance to save their life!" - Two Kind of Spirits by Hiita Blaze

"B-But... Avian and Burstinatrix are saying that all I have to do is follow the yellow brick road and the wizard will grant my wish..." Jaden protested feebly, tugging at Misawa's yellow blazer sleeve. He burst into noisy tears when Bastion sensibly ignored him. “You don’t l-o-v-eeee me-e-e!” he screeched. Misawa could have sworn that planes were falling out of the sky. - Two Kind of Spirits by Hiita Blaze

Bastion snorted, and then yelped as Jaden leapfrogged excitedly on him, so both toppled over onto the bed. "HeyMisawaheyMisawaheyMisawa!" he chanted happily. "I found your secret stash of sweets!"

Oh dear Ra, he's gone from brain dead drunk to... ADD hyperactivity.

"Jay!" chastised Bastion, slapping his forehead. "I was saving those!"

"For what?" Jaden genuinely looked confused. "The apocalypse?"

Despite the bizarre situation, Bastion grinned. "Jay, I'm proud of you! You just said a four syllable word!" - Two Kind of Spirits by Hiita Blaze

“Mmm… Zane?”

“Atticus, if you throw up on me, I will push you out of that window over there, stamp on your body and laugh like a maniac,” replied the older boy in a monotone cool and collected voice, not once taking his sapphire blue eyes off the book he was poring over. “Then I will throw your corpse into the snow, whack a shovel against your head numerous times and then set it alight with kerosene.”

The brunette Obelisk boy grimaced. “Apparently, alcohol makes you ten times scarier than you are normally.”

Zane turned his head and arched a mordant eyebrow at Rhodes, who was sitting cross legged on the floor of his dormitory room, prodding a empty vodka bottle with an elegant finger, watching it spin lazily on its side. “I’m scary normally?!” he said, with mild surprise.

Atticus harrumphed. “You’re kidding right? You make first years wet themselves with fright when you walk past.”

“…I thought I was a nice boy,” muttered Zane, looking a little disappointed with himself, tossing his book to one side. - Two Kind of Spirits by Hiita Blaze

Atticus entered Mode: Cheer Zaney-muffin up, version 293, cute-fu! He cracked his knuckles and leapt on Zane, with a big grin and-

“No, Atticus, no!”

The brunette strummed his ukulele, looking determined. “No, don’t say it! I must serenade you to make you feel better!”

Zane looked desperately around for an escape route and cursed inwardly when he saw the door was too far away, and the windows were too far off the ground. Wait, what did he care if the windows were a hundred foot up?! The fall would kill him! Yessss! Success! Truesdale 1; Rhodes 0.

The brunette coughed as he saw the blue haired Obelisk inch towards the windows. “Um, Zane, the windows are locked. So don’t even think about it.”

“BLAST!” exclaimed Truesdale and admitted defeat. - Two Kind of Spirits by Hiita Blaze

Then like the ending of a fairy tale, Jaden pulled Alexis in and kissed her. At first it was a soft and short for he quickly pulled back but then he moved back in for a second. This time Alexis felt herself kiss back. There was a sudden spark between them that anyone could feel if in a ten mile radius. It was amazing no one was looking at them. Jaden broke away suddenly because someone was coming towards them: Atticus.

“Dude your kissing my sister,” He practically yelled.

“I know that much,” Jaden replied curtly.

“Well you shouldn’t she’s waiting for someone else,” Atticus growled.

Jaden pulled off his mask and Atticus’s jaw dropped. “Oh I see then, I’ll go, sorry Lex,” Atticus backed off and Jasmine rolled her eyes. - War! Alexis VS Blair by happylittleemochick

“Hello Edward,” I greeted a little too cheerfully. I thought the alcohol had worn off.

“Why are you so happy, Bella?” asked Edward suspiciously.

“I just had the best time ever! I wish you’d been here! I danced with Alice and Rosalie and I was good!”

“Good for you, Bella.” Edward chuckled. “I assume you didn’t need to be brought to the ER?”

“Nope,” I said proudly. “I wouldn’t have had so much coordination if I wasn’t half-drunk.” Oops.

“Bella! You tattletale!” yelled Alice from the other room.

“Don’t be mad at them, Edward! They were just trying to make me loosen up! Nothing bad happened anyway.” There was nothing but silence on the other end.

“Edward? Please say something.” I was getting worried now. Not only would Edward be mad at Alice and Rosalie but he would get angry with me for tolerating their behavior.

“Alice didn’t tell me anything about that part.” Edward said dryly.

“Please don’t get mad at them, Edward. I’ll take the full blame. If I wasn’t so stubborn they wouldn’t have had to make me drink.” I heard Edward sigh on the other line.

“All right, Bella. I guess we’ll just have to add that up as another item on the lists of your human experiences before I change you.”

“Thanks, Bella!” yelled Alice from the other room. She probably saw that Edward wasn’t going to be angry with her and Rose anymore.

“Thanks for understanding, Edward. I promise you, it won’t happen again.”

“We promise, too!” yelled Alice.

“Talk to your own husband, Alice!” I yelled back. - Soul Mate: Bella's Life As A Cullen by danielleanne

"I'm home..." Emily Lynn groaned, dragging her feet, slipping her shoes off as she walked into the house.

"In the den, gal!" called her brother's familiar Southern-accented voice.

"Yeesh, Sister, what happened to you? You don't look so good." asked her brother Jack when she walked into the living room.

"I had to take... so many mid-year exams within a span of seven hours..." she answered, dragging her book bag by it's strap with one hand loosely grasping it, while her other arms death-grip hugged her teddy bear, Rufus.

"How many?" Jesse asked.

"There was Duel Monsters In Art, Life Point Calculation, Attack Point Calculation, Defense Point Calculation, an essay about Field Cards, an essay about Trap Cards, an essay on why Magic Cards And Spell Cards are the same, I had to list every field card known to man- and several known to monkeys- Aniki and I had to cosplay as Monsters for acting and pretend we were in an actual duel, then I had a health test, too- I... hate... that class... so much...- and then I had to write down the formula for creating cards by memory for science- I was the only one who remembered it- The History Of Duel Monsters, How Duel Monsters relates to science and math, and then an essay on how the chicken came before the egg- and I have no idea what that had to do with Duel Monsters."

"... I lost count at four..." Jesse said.

"Thirteen... and that doesn't included the physical education exams, either." Emily Lynn said. "And those exams were proper dueling stances, how to draw cards from your deck in a cool way, and then there were pull ups... so, so many pull ups..." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Where we you at 10:00 A.M.?" asked a police officer, shining a flashlight right into Zane's face.

"If you want me to be completely honest with you," Zane began, pushing the flashlight away from his face. "I was in bed."

"And?" asked the police officer.

"And," Zane started. "I was having sex..."

"Spell cards almighty! They get the point!" Jesse said.

"Do you have any proof that you weren't anywhere near the diamond?" asked the officer.

"I've got hickeys..." Zane merely answered, pulling down the neck of his turtle neck. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"He's a loony A.D.D. mental case..." Jesse said, drooping his head. "I wonder how I'm related to him..."

"When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much-"

"I KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED, YOU SMART ASS!" Jesse snapped. "Aw, to hell with it! Jackson's gonna be proven guilty when he's innocent, they're gonna think you're a sex-addicted smart ass, and they're gonna think I'm a mentally challenged spaz!"

"Well the part about you is true," Zane answered. "And I don't think I have an addiction to sex..."

"... You're in denial, kid. What, do you and Sy knock up every night? You've got a problem!" Jesse exclaimed.

"No, I pretty much have it figured out." Zane responded. "At least I don't go around bragging about Syrus like you do with your, and I quote: 'Precious Ty-Ty-kun'. Unquote."

"... Bastard." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"This area is off li-" began the officer before he held back his sentence when he saw Melinda.

"Do my eyes deceive me, or did you just kick my future sister-in-law out onto the street like a stray dog?" Melinda asked coldly with her hands on her hips, leaning to the left.

"Madam-"

"My Father will not hesitate to have the city take away your job and then leave you to die in an alley!" Melinda snapped, cutting him off. Then, her right hand rested onto her chin. "Or better yet, I could hang you up off of the ceiling by your testicles until they shrivel up and fall off like sun dried raisins..."

"Wh- what exactly is it you want Madam Johnson?" the officer stuttered. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Datte! My full name is Lancelot Yosh Datte! And not that many people know that!" Lan cut her off, one finger pointed up into the air.

"... Yosh? Your parents name you Lancelot, and make your middle name Yosh?" Melinda asked.

"Well it's better than Merlin..." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"PURPLE IS A FRUUUUUUUUIT!" - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"- And thank you for that plotless little story." Zane said. "You have officially gone down to Jaden and Atticus' ranks." he finished, retreating up to his bunk.

"Oooo... what's my prize? A carmel candy that's been melting in your back pocket since the beginning of summer?" Jesse asked, his voice soaked and dripping with sarcasm that it put a super-absorbent sponge to shame.

"If you want a piece of candy that's basically been under my ass for about a month, then yes."

"I'll pass... give it to Syrus."

"Yeah, I was planning on it..."

"... You're kinda twisted sometimes, you know that?"

"I know..." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Jesse's in prison?!" Hassleberry then gave a high-pitched scream like a girl and fell over, unconscious.

"How did I see that coming?" Emily Lynn said, shaking her head.

"Should we be worried?" Lan asked.

"Nah, he should be fine. He's a bit of a drama Queen." Emily Lynn responded.

"Wouldn't you mean drama King?" Lan asked.

"No, drama Queen." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

Just then, the telephone began to ring in the kitchen.

"Who said that?!" Atticus asked with a jump, looking around. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Sergeant Tyranno Hassleberry reporting status, Lieutenant Dad!" Hassleberry bellowed into his cell phone. "I'm just leavin' ya this message to tell you I'm spendin' the night at Jesse's! No, we will not go through any sexual intercourse this evening, possibly just cuddling and kissing and being all goo-goo gah-gah! Over and out!" - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

Zane busted through the double doors and loudly bellowed "Z-man is in da HOUSE!!" – Yo’ Mamma by Angel Duelist 153

Ms. Fontaine, always polite, said awkwardly "Um, welcome back, Zane. We've, uh, missed you."

Zane turned to her. "You is crizzilin' my stizzle!" he screamed. Everyone assumed he had said, "You're cramping my style", but no one was quite sure.

"What's all the ruckus?" demanded the Chancellor, approaching a very shocked gym teacher and one very crunk gangsta.

"Apparently," said Ms. Fontaine dryly, "I'm 'crizziling' his 'stizzle'." – Yo’ Mamma by Angel Duelist 153

"Someone must stop him!" gasped the overweight head of the school. "Stop him at once!"

"I'll duel him!" Jaden suggested cheerfully.

"No, Jaden!" said Chazz. "We can take the risk! He might release his crunk on you!" – Yo’ Mamma by Angel Duelist 153

"Look, there he is!" screamed Jaden, pointing. Z-man looked up, panicked. He quickly flashed his bling in the sunlight, temporarily blinding the entire faculty and student body of Duel Academy. Then he made a run for it.

They chased after him, but he leapt out the window with such speed no one could come close to catching him. "I is crunkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!" he screamed all the way down. Then there was silence. Ms. Fontaine wiped away a silent tear. "He was crunk," she sadly informed the surrounding crowd.

"Yes, and fly, too." The Chancellor agreed.

"We were tight," said Jaden gloomily.

"Whatever," said Chazz.

But Zane wasn't gone. Gangstas never die. No, he went on a rampage throught Domino City and graffittied Yugi's face. But that's not important.

So everyone went on with their lives, thinking all was well. But one morning, Syrus walked into the classroom, covered in bling. "Get crunk!" he yelled. Everyone fell over anime-style. – Yo’ Mamma by Angel Duelist 153

"I seriously do not remember being a Father! Why does this book say I'm a Father to two kids and a husband to a wife that's dead?!" Atticus asked Emily Lynn, frantic emotions seen in his eyes as he held a copy of To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee in his hands.

"Atty, you're Atticus Rhodes, not Atticus Finch. That's one of the most famous pieces of literature from America. It's been translated into many different languages. As a matter of fact, I read it and couldn't seem to stop reading it until I finished it." Emily Lynn responded, placing the bowls of cat food onto the floor for the waiting Dallas, Ariana and Starlight. "Plus, you don't wear glasses, you're not a lawyer, you're not nearly blind in one eye, and Jem and Scout Finch aren't young enough to be your kids."

"... So Finch is different from Rhodes?"

"Precisely."

"That's a relief... I really thought I had kids there for a moment." Atticus said. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Man, it feels like a squirrel's wrestlin' with pine needles in my bladder," Atticus said, shifting in his seat a bit with a look of discomfort on his face.

"You don't have to use the bathroom, do you?" she asked.

"... That might be it..." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

Quickly, Zane whipped out his cell phone, and speed-dialed number 6.

"Ryou Bakura?- Yeah, I get the point, you're baking cookies- I need you to run over to his address pronto- I just had a strip search done, now shut up!- I'm not in jail anymore!- ... Syrus and I don't role play for sex!- ... Yes, is happened before I was let out of jail- Now, this is about- SYRUS IS NOT IN LABOR! HE ISN'T EVEN PREGNANT!- ... No, I'm not in labor, either...- Would you shut it for a minute so that I can talk?! Thank you!- It's about Syrus- LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCE, IDIOT!- It's about Syrus and Amanda- I TOLD YOU NOBODY IS IN LABOR AND NOBODY IS PREGNANT!- Syrus and Amanda ran off with a few of their friends- SHUT UP!-, and they're off- THEY AREN'T DEAD!- Okay, if you won't stop shouting in a panic, I'LL JUST START SHOUTING! Thank you, Ryou! Amanda, Syrus and a few of their friends ran off, and now they're about to- THEY ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE A GROUP ORGY!- THEY'RE ABOUT TO TRY AND CONFRONT A HENTAI/POSSIBLE RAPIST- Ryou? Shit, I think he just fainted..." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"This ain't over until the fat lady sings!" Hassleberry said.

"So sing already." Shinisuke responded.

Hassleberry's face became blank, gaining a dumbfounded look as he sweat-dropped.

"... He just got owned by a pervert..." Amanda said. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Lan, you can see spirits?" Amanda asked in a whisper.

"Sure as sugar I can." Lan responded. "This is my Child Ninja monster, but I named him Rin. His special effect allows him to sense and block one future attack from an opponent." Lan told them.

"Who?" Syrus asked, blinking.

"What?" Tyranno asked, blinking.

"Cheese?" Atticus asked, blinking.

"Please don't tell me you're talking to the invisible thing again..." Hassleberry said. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"You're back! How did, how did... how did they figure out you didn't do it!" Hassleberry asked.

"Well, they only, sorta, kinda... figured out Jesse was a complete nut case," Jack said.

"That Zane was a sex-addicted freak," Jesse said.

"And that Jack was too damned crazy to have done a thing." Zane said. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Heh, the last time I saw you like this was our six-month anniversary." Jesse said as he got Hassleberry's cuffs off.

"Just the thing I needed to know right now, that I have a baby brother that likes bondage." Jack said.

"Virgin boy," Jesse said.

"Man whore." Jack said. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

The two are so clueless that not even Nancy Drew can help them find their feelings! – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

“Get back here you fucking, peeing squirrel!” Zane raced past the frozen students who just left their classes in great energy, only to be stopped by an insane, lunatic chasing after a hopping squirrel while screaming “squirrel urine”.

Jaden looked at Syrus, “And you want to marry that guy?” – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

Ty hadn’t even stopped; he only moved his lips lower to his blue-haired boyfriend’s shoulder. Jesse’s irritation from the disturbance instantly vanished when pair of teeth bit into his collar. A moan was cried out.

A hyper, humorous voice spoke through the door, “Brother, having sex is not the way to greet your sister!” – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

Bastion sighed irritably, giving up. “You know, I’m just gonna go take a shower. I’m funkier than Atticus’ sanity.” – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

Victoria walked up the door, banging twice. “Bastion! I’m here to drop my luggage off!”

Bastion yelled back, slightly embarrassed of having this conversation with him in the shower and thinking Jaden’s probably sitting there stupidly (doesn’t he always?) with his head cocked cutely at the door, “Then go to it! If you can’t tell, I’m showering!”

“Oh, I know! I’m just making sure that Jaden knows too!”

‘Damn you, Tory.’ Bastion scowled. – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

He dropped his head in defeat. “Jazz, I…I’m just stressed. I promise you it’s nothing to over worry yourselves about. Now…go out there and get your innocent and unbelieving brothers to screw each other!” Jazzmine laughed, leaning up to kiss him across the mouth.

Amanda stuck her head into the limo, catching her sister and Seto making out. “Hey! I’d hate to ruin the moment, but we have got brothers to stalk!” – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

“Why are you being so polite?” Sam asked Brad, seeming annoyed. Brad looked at her in shock.

“I’m always polite dear little cousin,” Brad said. Even I could hear the falseness of his tone. Sam snorted.

“Yes, and Jaden always got A’s on his math tests,” Sam said sarcastically. - Summertime Love by Anime-Queen-2011

“Now if you would excuse me, I’ve got to go talk to my daddy about the cutest shoes that Joni showed me yesterday that I just have to have!” Sam said. She then started jogging toward Mike. “Daddy!” Sam called. Mike freaked and reached in his back pocket.

“HANG ONTO MY WALLET!” Mike yelled. He tossed his wallet to Dad, who didn’t catch it and it fell into the pool.

“Dude, you just ruined a genuine leather wallet,” Jake said. He was balancing a metal gazebo poll on his shoulder. Dad was unfolding the top of the gazebo. Mike was fishing out some tools when he tossed his wallet.

“I don’t care! As long as Sam doesn’t get anything in it!” Mike yelled. - Summertime Love by Anime-Queen-2011

"Where are you trying to drag me off to, Annie? The house is in the other direction."

Annie turned to him with a bored face. "I saw an interesting object in the park."

Jaden shrugged. "So?"

"It was shiny."

"What are we waiting for?! Let's go!" – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

She hadn’t really been paying attention to where she was going, so now she had to look up to see where she was. - Hot Summers, Cool friends by Demonic Disturbance (This last line is showing DD's poetic soul!! Terry (Our English teacher!! :D) would be very proud!!)

“Hey Jazzy!” Alexis greeted her while pulling Jasmine into a hug.

Oh God! She wants something. Jasmine thought.

“Hey Alexis! Is there anything up?” Jasmine inquired suspiciously.

“Oh, of course not, Jazzy. I’m just so happy to see you after the summer!” Alexis said, shutting the door after Jasmine had gone in.

“Alexis, you do realise you saw me this morning, don’t you?” Jasmine stated, as if talking to a three year old.

“Well of course I do, silly! I just didn’t get to hug you then.” Alexis giggled.

Wow the authoress made her really out of character.

“Are you high?” Jasmine asked, while sitting down on the bed.

“No.” Alexis replied, simply.

“Are you sure?” Jasmine asked, unconvinced.

“Yes, I’m sure that I’m not high!” Alexis answered. - Hot Summers, Cool friends by Demonic Disturbance

“Mindy, I’ll probably regret asking this but why do you have binoculars?” Jasmine asked curiously.

“Dammit, why won’t he stay still!!” Mindy complained, completely ignoring Jasmine’s question. - Hot Summers, Cool friends by Demonic Disturbance

“Mindy, are you stalking my brother?” Alexis shouted to her from her room.

“Not stalking…admiring from afar,” Mindy corrected, still not taking her gaze from the Rhodes boy.

“Well, don’t! It’s creeping me out.” Alexis said, while striding over and snatching the binoculars away from Mindy.

“Ah come on Alexis. I wouldn’t be creeped out of you liked my brother,” Mindy protested, while trying to get back the binoculars.

“I would! He’s only seven!” Jasmine declared.

“That’s not the point!” Mindy argued. - Hot Summers, Cool friends by Demonic Disturbance

“Still cracking jokes I see Captain,” Jerry said. I laughed.

“Of course, if I didn’t crack jokes, I’d be Chazz,” I said.

“HEY! I HEARD THAT!” Chazz yelled. I looked over my shoulder to look at him.

“YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO!” I said. – Summertime Love by Anime-Queen-2011

“Jaden?” he whispered. I rolled my eyes.

“No it’s Jesus! Of course it’s me!” I hissed. – Summertime Love by Anime-Queen-2011

'Stop panicing Jaden.' Came Yubel's voice from inside his head. 'Yubel?' He called in his mind to the duel spirit.

'No it's santa!" She said aritatied. – Stomach Ache by fir and wind storm

"The sarge is pregnant!? Man down!" Hasselberry yelled in shock. – Stomach Ache by fir and wind storm

Alicia and I had been studying for a couple of hours when Jaden walked in. He was reading a book. “Hey Alicia! Hey Cyrus! What are you two doing?”

“Jaden – you’re reading?” I asked in surprise.

He looked up from his book. “Yeah. So?”

“Nothing. I’ve just… never seen you read before. Honestly, I didn’t think you knew how. – True Love at Duel Academy by Kiraraglitter

“What have you been doing-saurus?” Kenzan demanded. “Playing strip-dueling? Only… with more strip and less dueling? – Cloudy Sunday by Ladyvella42

Alexis grimaced as Atticus' knee hit a rather...sensitive part of Jaden.

"OUCH! DO YOU WANT NIECES AND NEPHEWS, ATTICUS?" Jaden howled. – Summer Love, Summer Fears by Peach Wookie and 15Animefreak15

"Well, apparently, Harrington had a big crush on me. Of course I turned him down, like all those other stupid guys. But then he challenged Jaden to a duel for my hand in marriage...and lost. Pretty sore loser, too."

"Didn't he try dating Mindy?" Jaden asked.

"Who hasn't dated Mindy?" Chazz asked drily. – Summer Love, Summer Fears by Peach Wookie and 15Animefreak15

“You’re not the only girl who can shag a Marauder, you know,” Sirius said innocently.

“You told them we shagged?”

Sirius looked startled and Remus looked rather uncomfortable. “You shagged Evans and you didn’t tell us, Prongs?”

“We didn’t shag!” James protested, his hands in the air.

Sirius looked curiously at Lily, and she adamantly shouted, “We didn’t!”

“Then why did you say—”

“Because we didn’t shag!” - Late Night Adventure by falafel 90

“You are wonderful.” The sentence flowed from his mouth easily, and she could tell he truly meant it. And then—“And you really do have a spectacular body.”

“I concur!” Sirius shouted, and James looked ready to kill him.

“Don’t worry,” Remus, said, rolling up his right sleeve, “I’ll take care of it.” With that, Remus smacked Sirius on the back of his head, and Sirius sighed.

“I must learn to keep my big mouth shut,” he muttered to himself. - Rambles by falafel 90.

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